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The Vajankle || Fleshlight Vagina In An Ankle Foot Fetish Cure

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NSFW: Calling all foot fetishists – the vajankle is the sex toy for you

The vajankle – as its name suggests – is the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle… and it’s as disturbing as it sounds.

Unless you have a serious foot fetish that is, in which case, we’d imagine, it’s serious good times.

Sin boutique – the website selling them – explains: ‘These quirky feet have a vagina built right in at the ankle!’

They go on: ‘The vajankle is in the left foot only. You can order the vajankle independently, or as a pair with the standard right foot.’

This level of sexy silicone foot times doesn’t come cheap. In fact, the vajankle costs a toe-curling $179 (approximately £118).

Still, it’s a small price to pay for your very own shaggable foot, eh?

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Wife Cuts Off Husbands Penis… TWICE!

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Wife chops off cheating husband’s penis twice – then stray animal steals it – Wife Cuts Off Husbands Penis… TWICE! –

A wife who cut off her cheating husband’s penis sneaked back into hospital to remove it for a second time.

She allegedly flew into a rage after discovering a flirty email exchange between husband Fan Lung and his lover Zhang Hung – on her mobile phone.

The 32-year-old’s pride and joy was snipped off with a pair of scissors as he slept at his home in Shangqiu, China’s Henan province.

He was taken to hospital where he had it sewn back on. However, his fuming spouse, 30, slipped into his treatment room and cut it off again before throwing it out of a window.

‘Someone told reception a naked man was beating up a woman outside,’ a hospital spokesman said.

‘Staff found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman. He was stopped and his wife was taken in for treatment.

‘Then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.’

Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the dad-of-five’s missing member.

They believe it may have been stolen by a stray dog or cat.

‘He is now in a stable condition but emotionally distraught,’ the spokesman added.

His wife was discharged and is under arrest for grievous bodily harm.

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Reddit “Man With 2 Dicks” Publishes Book || DoubleDickDude Memoir

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Man with TWO penises releases memoir about living with extremely rare condition – The Reddit Man With 2 Dicks Publishes Book || DoubleDickDude Memoir

In ‘Double Header: My Life with Two Penises’ the anonymous writer talks about growing up with diphallia, and sleeping with hundreds of men and women

A man born with TWO penises has released a tell-all book about what it’s like to live with the extremely rare condition.

The man, who calls himself DoubleD***Dude, came to public attention earlier this year when he led a Q&A session on Reddit about what is medically known as diphallia.

He was born with two 10 inch, fully-functional penises, and claims to have slept with up to 1,000 men and women.

But after achieving notoriety on the online forum, he has now decided to reveal more details of his life in an E-autobiography titled: “Double Header: My Life with Two Penises”.

Speaking to Rolling Stone about why he decided to write the book, the anonymous author said: “Before I was ‘DoubleD***Dude no one cared about what I had to say.

“Since then, I’ve been able to help people who felt alone or lost.

“I’ve gotten so many messages from people who need encouragement for one thing or another.

“With so much negativity in the world, the ability to bring something positive to the table is a great feeling.”

In the memoir, he recounts the practicalities of living with a condition so rare that only 1 in 5.5 million men are born with it – and even fewer with penises that both function normally.

He talks about his childhood, how he lost his virginity, and a “wild streak of sexual adventures fresh out of high school”.

Bisexual himself, he also talks about coming to terms with his sexuality and accepting his unusual physical condition.

But he insists he does not want fame and fortune, with all profits from the book going to his editor.

And he has no plans to reveal his identity.

He told Rolling Stone: “If Superman revealed to the world he was Clark Kent, he would never ever be left alone…. If I went public and on camera, from that moment I’d be the guy with two d****, not me.”

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Stoned Man Arrested For Blowing A Horse

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Masked Man Wearing Assless Pants Arrested for Alleged Horse Fucking – Stoned Man Arrested For Blowing A Horse

A Wisconsin man was arrested in Wausau last week for alleged horse fucking after sheriff’s deputies found him in a barn with a jar of vaseline. Jared Kreft, 30, was reportedly wearing “a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas,” and later admitted to performing oral sex on the horse.

From the Daily Herald:

He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed “horse pornography” before the incident.

Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.

When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents.

Kreft was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender, and bail jumping. He’s being held on $2,000 bond and has been ordered to stay away from the barn where his alleged crimes took place.

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ASBO Sexpest Too Loud || Are You Too Loud During Sex?

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Woman given Asbo for LOUD SEX sessions says she will never be silenced – ASBO Sexpest Too Loud || Are You Too Loud During Sex?

Despite police being called 30 times, noisy neighbour Caroline Cartwright refuses to stop making a racket because “that’s what you should be doing”

A woman given an Asbo for loud SEX sessions says she will continue to make noise – as “that’s what you should be doing”.

Caroline Cartwright’s bonking sessions with husband Steve were so noisy police were called to their home to tell them to be quiet more than 30 times.

The 53-year-old from Sunderland was given an Asbo banning her from shouting, screaming or vocalising during sex.

It was put in place after she breached a noise abatement order five times and was later given a suspended jail term after going against the Asbo.

Despite facing court over the loud romping, she says she will continue having noisy sex.

Caroline, who has been married to Steve for more than 30 years, said she has no regrets after she was given a four-year anti-social behaviour order.

She said: “As far as I’m concerned, that’s what you should be doing. Just relax. Go with the flow.

“It’s not as if I’m having sex and think ‘Oh, I’m making too much noise. I better be quiet’.”

Problems began when she and Steve moved into a quiet terrace and bought a bed with an iron headboard, which banged against the wall before it broke.

She said: “I would have been judgemental about people who went to prison before I got locked up.

“But then you go in there and you hear the stories of why they’re there, it makes you realise that it could be anyone who ends up there.”

In a bid to get around restrictions, unemployed Cartwright switched the sex sessions to the morning.

However, residents, who complained she drowned out the sound of their televisions, were unimpressed.

She added: “I don’t see why I should stop having sex in my own house with my husband of 38 years.

“I’m sure there could be a lot worse things I could be doing. They all thought it was stupid I was in prison.

“I mean, I was in the same prison as people like Rose West for making a noise when I have sex.

“There could be a real crime going on while they’re busy arresting me.”

She made her comments in Asbo and Proud, shown on Channel 5 on Wednesday.

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Meat Beat || Viral #FoodPorn

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Meat porn? Naked woman transforms body into world’s most bizarre musical instrument

Nobody knows why this raunchy video was created – but it’s trending and one thing is for sure, you’ve never seen anything like it.

A woman dressed in lingerie playing music on her boobs and bum with crabs, fish and raw meat.

The video above has gone viral and nobody can explain why it was created, all they know is that it’s called ‘Meat Beat’.

Beef, chicken, steaks, prawns and salami are rhythmically slammed against parts of the unidentified musical model’s naked flesh to create drum sounds.

Some viewers compared it to an acid-infused vegetarian feminist’s nightmare, others have described it as being ‘strangely erotic meat porn’.

But most of them agree that it’s the most bizarre YouTube video this year – and possibly ever created.

The clip was uploaded on November, 26, by Death Collective, and in the past week it has racked up nearly 300,000 views.

User Iman Jaradat wrote: “Have we completely lost it as human beings? Honestly.. what is this?”

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Naked Sauna Police Hired to Stop Hot Sauna Sex

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Leisure centre recruits NAKED security guards to tackle randy sauna users – Naked Security Guards Hired To Prevent Sauna Sex

Bosses acted after they were bombarded with complaints about customers getting too frisky while working up a sweat in the saunas and steam rooms

A leisure centre has recruited NAKED security guards to crack down on randy sauna users.

Bosses at Parkbad fitness centre in Linz, Austria acted after they were bombarded with complaints about customers getting too frisky while working up a sweat in the saunas and steam rooms, where total nudity is compulsory.

According to a report in Heute newspaper, managers have hired private security guards to go naked undercover in its mixed sex sauna complex.

In their first week on the job, the “naked police” caught two couples in the act.

All those caught were men.

They have been banned from returning.

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‘Sensual sadist’ dominatrix applying for planning permission for her fetish club promises to close on Sundays – Dominatrix Applies For XXX BDSM Fetish Bondage Sex Dungeon Permission

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A dominatrix describing herself as a ‘sensual sadist’ is being forced to tackle the very unsexy task of getting planning permission for her fetish club – which she promises she’ll close on Sundays and Bank Holidays.

Lorraine White – AKA ‘Princess Lucina’ – who beats, restrains and humiliates men for their pleasure, was discovered to be running the fetish club without the right permission when the fire service was called to an industrial estate in 2012 and was unable to get inside the premises.

And Ms White, who describes herself as a ‘sensual sadist offering every BDSM fantasy from the mild to the wild’, is now submitting an application to Stockport Council asking for a change of use for her unit on the industrial estate from ‘Warehouse’ to ‘Place of photography and mild fetish play’.

‘I don’t care as long as everyone is consenting,’ Jason Morris, 44, who lives near the building, told the Manchester Evening News.

‘I wouldn’t have known it was there but for press coverage. As long as it stays that way I’m not bothered.’

Jacqui Wood, who is based in the same building, said: ‘If it’s legal and the landlord is OKAY with it then that’s their business.’

If the application is approved, Ms White will be allowed to keep her club open from Tuesday to Saturday, from 11pm to 7am, but she has promised to close the premises on Sundays and Bank Holidays.

She was fined £5,000 with £3,000 costs for breaching fire regulations earlier this year.

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Words You Should Never Use On The Internet

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Words You Should Never Use On The Internet

It was my Birthday last week so very kindly my friend’s TookItHomeToJenny and the MoveClubStrikesBack Team made me a little bible of swear words to learn and use as I am such an innocent soul.

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Original Video – Pretty Ladies Send Me Spunk and Teach Me Swear Words –

It was my Birthday last week so very kindly MetteMedicine sent me a lovely letter and a loads of sweeties that I just had to read and nibble on camera.

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It was my Birthday last week so very kindly my friends TookItHomeToJenny, MetteMedicine and MovieClubStrikesBack send me a few gift and I just had to make a video…. or 3.

MetteMedicine sent me a lovely letter and a loads of sweeties that I just had to read and nibble on camera.

While TookItHomeToJenny and the MoveClubStrikesBack Team made me a little bible of swear words to learn and use as I am such an innocent soul.

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No no no! If you have clicked on this video expecting Girl On Girl, Double End Lesbian Action, Money Shots or SPUNK then you are only semi right! Shame on you…. this is not hardcore xxx animal porn and I am shocked you would even think that hehe

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Student who ‘had sex with sheep’ was ‘stressed about exams’

A university student who is alleged to have had sex with a sheep told police he was stressed out about a midterm exam.

The 23-year-old is alleged to have been found having sex with a ewe by a fellow Fresno State University student who heard bizarre noises coming from a barn on campus.

And the unidentified student, who was arrested and charged with sexual assault of an animal, told police that he was stressed about an upcoming exam and had been drinking, according to ABC7.

‘It’s just kind of disgusting and revolting and personally makes me angry. I mean, why would you do that?’ said Marisa Burkdoll, a student who works with animals on campus.

‘It’s just kind of sick. It’s unnatural and the animals they can’t really, I mean they can’t defend themselves. They can to an extent but they’re innocent, you know what I mean?’

The sheep – one of many used for breeding at the school – is being treated by vets.

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It is my birthday soon and every year for my birthday I am asked to write a birthday and christmas wish list for my family to pick from.. The only issue is that my birthday is in November so most of the year if ive needed it ive gone out and got it for myself.

With that said I cant hand my mum a wish list for Asian Hookers, Natalie Portman sex dolls and a Dominatrix….

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Lactating Woman Used Her Breast Milk To Rob A Pharmacy – Breast Milk Robbery | Boob Milk Armed Robbery

An unidentified woman in Germany used her lactating breasts as part of a scheme to steal money from a pharmacy’s cash register. Police in Darmstadt said that the woman approached the cash register, exposing her breasts while pretending to buy a breast pump and squirted milk at the cashier. She used the squirt attack as a distraction to reach into the cash register, grab a handful of money and run out of the store. She continued to squirt anyone in her path as she ran past another counter and attempted to take money from another cash register before leaving the store.

We assume it was like the lobby scene from The Matrix, only with way more breast milk.

There are serious concerns about the availability of weapons especially for those who wish to use them for nefarious purposes. It’s got a lot of people up in arms (no pun intended) because they are considered sacrosanct as a Constitutional right. Well, imagine the uproar that would ensue now that we know that women’s breasts can be used as a weapon and no, that’s not the beginning of a pick up line.

Police believe that she intended to use her squirting ta-tas as a distraction and she could face theft or even robbery charges if she’s captured. If one of the clerks was lactose intolerant, she might even get an assault charge. At least we could only hope.

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