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VEDA Day 16 – The One With The JoNead

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VEDA stands for Vlog Every Day in April and is a YouTube Challenge for vloggers to encourage vloggers to Vlog Every Day in April.

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Yoga instructor gets drunk at bar mitzvah, gets kids to fondle her breasts and gives boy blowjob

It was a bar mitzvah to remember.

Yoga instructor Lindsey Radomski, 32, got completely trashed at the ceremony in Scottsdale, US, let a bunch of kids touch her boobs and gave one boy a blowjob, it has been alleged.

The Arizona woman faces abuse and sexual misconduct charges.

She reportedly flashed adult guests at the bar mitzvah before walking over to a pool and talking with boys aged 11 to 15.

Many of the guests had gone home or fallen asleep when Radomski allegedly got the boys to play with her breasts.

Sergeant Ben Hoster said: ‘It’s definitely an odd case. We’ve never seen a case like this before. You have an adult, and you have so many juveniles – we’re just concerned for the kids.’

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Leprechaun Porn 9325% Rise In St Paddy’s Day XXX Porn

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Leprichuan Porn 9325% Rise In St Paddy’s Day XXX Porn – There was a massive spike of people searching for ‘leprechaun porn’ on St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is seen the world over as a day to celebrate Irish culture, wear green and get hammered on Guinness.

However for some people this temporary love of all things Irish spread from their head to their… loins.

Pornhub have released figures of what sort of adult films people were searching for during St Patrick’s Day, which reveal searches for the word ‘leprechaun’ went up ‘9325 per cent compared to an average day’.

We don’t want to know how many searches their are for leprechaun porn on an ‘average day’, and frankly, we don’t wish to know.

Several other words and phrases saw a huge increase in searches on the day of Ireland’s patron saint.

‘Irish cougar’ and ‘Irish redhead’ both experienced search increases, as did ‘green hair’ bizarrely.

Horny porn lovers were even searching for videos with the words ‘St Patrick’ in the title – is that any way to honour a Saint?

Waking up with a blinding hangover and still covered with green body paint will put most people off Guinness for a good while today, and the same is apparently true of Irish themed pornography.

Pornhub say searches based on St Patrick’s day and Irish mythology dropped off soon after the day was over.

We dread to think what people are going to be searching for during the General Election.

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The Semenette Self Ejaculating Dildo Sex Toy For Couples Looking To Conceive

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Semenette Ejaculating Dildo Sex Toy For Couples – This sex toy can help you get pregnant (and give you pleasure at the same time)

If you’re trying to have a baby and the thought of being artificially inseminated by a turkey baster doesn’t appeal, look no further.

There’s a new sex toy on the market which promises to make the whole process of home insemination sexy by giving you pleasure, too.

The Semenette, created by Stephanie Berman, is an ejaculating sex toy with pump-based technology, designed for lesbian couples trying to conceive a child of their own.

Berman – a reproductive health expert from Boston – created the toy after she and wife, Kiersten Marie, were left dismayed by the options available to them.

‘The only options other than going to a doctor’s office would be with a turkey baster or a needle-less syringe,’ the entrepreneur told Refinery29.

‘We started using those types of things and quickly realized it was as awful as it sounds. There is nothing romantic or sexy and fun about trying to impregnate your wife with a turkey baster!’

Berman’s invention proved successful and she and Marie welcomed a baby girl, Isabella, in 2014, leading to a surge in popularity of the $139.99 toy.

And it’s not just lesbian couples who are buying the invention. Men with erectile dysfunction and disabilities, and transgender people are also turning to the Semenette to help them start a family with their partners.

Having sold 500 toys, Berman is now working on the second generation Semenette, which will be available in a variety of colours, shapes and widths.

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I’ve been thinking a lot recently…. yeah I know that can be dangerous. However, do you ever find yourself doing something and not sure why you do it? Ever wonder if you are alone in this madness?

FEAR NOT, we all do weird things and I am positive we share a few.

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Docs Perform First Successful Penis Transplant

A 21-year-old man who lost his penis after circumcision regains all function within four months of surgery.

Doctors and nurses who performed the surgery.

Doctors have performed the world’s first successful penis transplant.

The nine-hour operation by surgeons in Cape Town offers hope to high numbers of South African men who lose their penises due to complications with traditional circumcision.

Experts thought the unnamed 21-year-old patient – who had to have his penis amputated three years ago after circumcision – would take two years to regain all function.

However, it has taken just four months for this to occur – resulting in December’s operation being declared a success.

The surgery was five years in the planning at Stellenbosch University and Tygerberg Hospital.

It was led by Professor Andre van der Merwe, who said: “We are very surprised by his rapid recovery.

“It’s a massive breakthrough. We’ve proved that it can be done – we can give someone an organ that is just as good as the one that he had.

“There is a greater need in South Africa for this type of procedure than elsewhere in the world, as many young men lose their penises every year due to complications from traditional circumcision.”

The surgery has been attempted once before – but this is the first example of a successful long-term result.

Experts estimate as many as 250 penis amputations take place every year across South Africa.

“This is a very serious situation,” said Prof van der Merwe. “For a young man of 18 or 19 years, the loss of his penis can be deeply traumatic.

“He doesn’t necessarily have the psychological capability to process this. There are even reports of suicide among these young men.

“The heroes in all of this for me are the donor, and his family. They saved the lives of many people because they donated the heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, skin, corneas, and then the penis.”

The transplant followed the path laid by the first facial transplant.

“We used the same type of microscopic surgery to connect small blood vessels and nerves, and the psychological evaluation of patients was also similar,” said Prof van der Merwe.

The procedure could eventually be extended to men who have lost their penises from penile cancer or as a last-resort treatment for severe erectile dysfunction.

Vagina Selfie Stick Camera || Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator

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“Sex Selfie Stick” Lets You Take Vagina Selfies, Just Like You’ve Always Wanted

When it comes to sexting, people with penises have it all too easy — as anyone who’s ever tried to hold a mirror up to their vagina in order to insert a tampon (or check for STIs, or whatever) can tell you, it’s incredibly difficult to maneuver visual devices down there, so I’d imagine getting a good picture of your undercarriage would be near impossible. But not anymore: the invention of the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator allows you to Facetime from inside your vagina, for when topless pics simply won’t cut it. Now you can get all up in your own business without having to contort your body into weird positions, or squat over the toilet with a hand mirror, because neither of those things are particularly fun or sexy.

The device basically looks like any other vibrator you might have, with the only differences being it has a camera attached to the end with lights surrounding it so you can take high-quality (and extremely intimate) photo fodder for sexts. You can take either pictures or videos, which can then be uploaded to your computer or smartphone. The vibrator also syncs with Facetime in case you want more face-to-face — er, vag — sexy times.

I’m going to go ahead and say that syncing pics of your privates to your phone or laptop sounds like a sex scandal waiting to happen, but hey, maybe I’m just paranoid. Although, admittedly, now I’m kind of curious to know how my vagina looks from the inside, so pros and cons, maybe?

And, I mean this could be a handy way for people to learn about their bodies in a safe and private way. As online vendor Lovehoney puts it:

Orgasms are an amazing display of passion and satisfaction, from muscle spasms and curling toes to clenched hands and heavy breathing, but have you ever wondered what happens inside the body during climax? The Svakom Gaga provides all the answers…

Yep, they got me, I officially want to know.

If the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator sounds like your next bedroom must-have, you can buy it online at Lovehoney for the low (?) price of £119.99 (approximately $184). It’s actually out of stock on their site until March 16, so it just goes to show you that there really is a market for vibrator/camera hybrids. Until then, I guess you’ll just have to settle for a flashlight and a self-timer? A regular selfie stick? Long and flexible arms? Whatever works for you, I guess.

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Weasel rides woodpecker in dramatic mid-air scrap – Weasel Rides Woodpecker? || Animals Ride Animals

But the picture, taken yesterday by Martin Le-May in east London, is not as friendly as it first seems

This stunning picture shows the moment a hungry weasel appears to take flight on the back of a woodpecker.

The remarkable encounter was captured yesterday by photographer Martin Le-May at Hornchurch Country Park in east London.

He spotted the baby mammal eyeing up its next meal before pouncing on the colourful bird.

Martin captured the dramatic incident on camera while out walking with his wife Ann on Monday afternoon.

The weasel pounced on the much larger woodpecker to try and eat it while it was on the ground in Hornchurch Country Park in Essex.

It then fiercely clung onto its terrified intended meal as the bird took off and flew around before finally shaking it off.

Martin, 52, said he “feared the worst” for the green bird after hearing “distressed squawking” during the struggle.

“We had gone out because my wife had never seen a green woodpecker before and wanted to see one,” he said.

“After about 20 minutes we hear this really loud screeching like a distressed squawking.

“I flicked my head around and I saw this flash of green as a woodpecker flew in front of us about 30m to 35m away.

“It seemed to be hopping around strangely as if it was stepping on a hot surface.

“Then it flew across and towards us. I realised it had something small and furry on its back and that there was a desperate struggle for life going on.

“At that stage I didn’t know what it was. It didn’t have a long tail like a rat or a bushy tail like a squirrel

“The woodpecker flew for around 15m and got about 6ft off the ground before landing directly in front of us about 25m away.

“We feared the worst and started walking towards it, expecting to find the woodpecker had been killed.

“But I think our presence, momentarily distracted the weasel so that it released its prey.

“The woodpecker then seized the opportunity and flew up and away into some bushes to our left. You could see that it was shaken, but it was still in one piece.

“We went over and there was no sign of the little mammal that had been on its back.

“It is the most amazing set of pictures I have ever taken. To get a weasel on the back of a woodpecker is incredible.

“It is an unbelievably unusual to witness something like this and I guess it is just a chance in a million.

“It is certainly not something you expect to see on a walk around Hornchurch.

“You can see the look of terror on the bird’s face because it does not want to end up as a weasel’s next meal.”

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Village Plagued By Outdoor Sex

A village is having to go to drastic measures to stop people from having outdoor sex.

Cotswold Way in Hinton, near Bristol, is something of a sexual hotbed according to locals who say it has been happening for years.

And now the local parish council is now seeking advice to combat the problem with that well known libido killer: Signposts.

Kerry Sawyer, chairman of the council, said anyone who sees others romping should call the police.

Angela Gent, who runs a hotel, spotted a couple getting down and dirty in full view.

She told the BBC: ‘At this point they were just coming out of the bushes and putting themselves away so to speak… What became intimidating was one man started to follow me.

‘It’s been notorious for years… people either find it funny or choose to ignore it or they don’t feel they’ll get listened to or anything will get done.’

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Ouch! Sex toy related injuries have surged since the release of Fifty Shades of Grey – 50 Shades Of Grey Injury Explosion!

he NHS and London Fire Brigade are bracing themselves for a slew of sex related injuries. Because Fifty Shades of Grey hits our cinemas – and our bedrooms – this weekend.

The London Fire Brigade (LFB) said today it was ‘concerned’ the film’s release could lead to a ‘spike’ in people being stuck or trapped in handcuffs or bindings.

Since April, it has attended 393 such incidents.

Meanwhile, sex toy injuries have doubled overall since 2007. And, according to recent figures, they saw a spike in 2012 and 2013 following the release of the Fifty Shades mummy porn trilogy.

These concerning stats, reported by the Washington Post, come courtesy of the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System, which has tracked casualty admissions since 1991.

Injuries relating to ‘massage devices and vibrators’ rocketed in 2012, when 2,500 people checked in at the ER. The first Fifty Shades of Grey book was released in 2011. There is no proof the two are linked, but, well, it’s safe to assume they could be.

Thankfully, most injuries incurred were not too severe.

71 per cent of patients were treated and released, with only 25 per cent requiring hospitalization. And the good news was that none of the cases required assistance from the fire department, and zero deaths were recorded.

Phew.

However, with reports that sex shops on both sides of the Atlantic are already stocking up on their sex toys ahead of the film’s release this weekend – while B&Q is warning staff to expect a run on DIY S&M items – there could be trouble ahead for an already stretched NHS.

Stay safe out there folks.

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Sex Theme Park With Giant Penis Rides Opens In Taiwan

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‘Sex theme park’ with giant penis rides to open in Taiwan

A sex theme park where tourists can ride astride gigantic stone penises with realistic scrotums is under construction in Taiwan.

The park will be called ‘Romantic Boulevard’, and will include an outdoor garden filled with erotic sculptures of mammoth phalluses, as well as statues of people and animals making love.

The mastermind behind the ‘sex park’ also hopes to build a hotel in case all the penises drive guests wild with desire.

The park will also include a ‘scenic area’ for wedding photos (hopefully not right next to the giant penises), and is to be based on South Korea’s popular Jeju Park (pictured).

‘We want people to fall in love with Taiwan, as well as fall in love while in Taiwan,’ said Shih Chao-hui, the deputy director of the local tourist office.

Shih claims that 200,000 visitors have already come to marvel at the giant dongs, and hopes to build a hotel into the park ‘just in case visitors want to turn their feelings into actions’.

Shih pooh-poohed suggestions that the park’s avenues of male members might offend visitors.

‘Look, we are in the business of tourism, not education or religion, so the question should be, “will the park generate business opportunities?”

‘We believe the answer is yes,’ Shih added.

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Liberal Democrats Porn Hub Blunder

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The Lib Dems just released a poster that looks like a porn advert

Someone at the liberal Democrats HQ might just be getting a stern talking to for this one.

The deputy prime minister’s team released this publicity poster this week campaigning for the Chilcot report to be released to the public as soon as possible.

Unfortunately the person who created the artwork must have had other things on his or her mind.

That’s because the yellow square around the word ‘publish’ looks suspiciously similar to the branding for the porn website PornHub.

Just look at a few of PornHub’s recent adverts for comparison.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Steams Her Vagina – Beauty Gossip?

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Gwyneth Paltrow Steams Her Vagina || V-Steam Vagina Health Treatment – Gwyneth steaming her vagina is the best thing she’s done in years

“Hey, did you see what Gwyneth Paltrow said about vaginas?” a friend emailed the other day. Now, I tend to get a lot of email about Gwyneth Paltrow, mostly thanks to an open letter I wrote a year ago that has people convinced I need to be informed of her every move. Most of the time, my reaction is a resounding “Meh.”

But this? This, I had to see.

And I was not disappointed when I clicked the link he had sent me.

In fact, I was the opposite of disappointed. In a month of depressing news, bleak, serious events and nonstarter blizzards, Paltrow’s recent endorsement of the Mugwort V-Steam is a small bright spot of pure, genius comedy.

What’s that, you say? A Mugwort V-Steam?

It’s a Harry Potter-sounding spa treatment that is, in her own words, “a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release — not just a steam douche — that balances female hormone levels.”
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Gwyneth Paltrow turned heads yet again when she showed up to the Los Angeles premiere of “Mortdecai” in a leg-bomb-baring frock.Photo: Splash News

I’m going to give you a minute to read that again: Mini-throne, uterus, steam douche. (Not included: the actual word vagina. But this is what we are talking about here.)

“If you’re in LA,” she adds, “you have to do it.”

I don’t live in LA, so I won’t be partaking of this amazing, terrifying-sounding treatment. Also, from what I’ve read, the health benefits of this are dubious at best.

“Does Paltrow think her fallopian tubes are getting tidied up in the process, too? It does not,” wrote exasperated pediatrician Russell Saunders in a Daily Beast column.

“The female reproductive tract does not need to be cleaned at all. In fact, methods of feminine cleansing like douching can do more harm than good. Women should no more steam their vaginas than flush them with Lysol.”

Granted, the V-Steam is not something Paltrow made up out of thin, steam-filled air — it’s actually a centuries-old practice in Korea called chai-yok, and its practitioners believe it can reduce stress, regulate menstrual cycles and get rid of hemorrhoids.

Still, I’m going to side with the person who actually went to medical school.

But science aside, I am starting to really enjoy Gwynnie. She’s gotten so eccentric, unaware and zanily over-the-top, that she is now on the level of Joaquin Phoenix-style performance art, with an added level of hilarious 2015 Marie Antoinette “Let them eat kale” thrown in for good measure.

She shows up in nude jumpsuits on “The Tonight Show,” performs Broadway-style raps of “Anaconda” and doles out nutty health advice.

She’s gotten people revved up enough times to know the drill: If you want people to stop, you just have to stop making grand pronouncements. Normal celebrities would have retired into a cave for a year and joined five charities in the hopes of getting better publicity, eschewing all interviews save for a quick Q&A to promote their newest movie or their latest line at Target or their most recent episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”

Not Gwyneth. She’s like, “Yeah, I know you all think I’m nuts — and no, I’m not going to shut up. I’m gonna keep talking. Next up: Steam your vagina.”

If being honest and open about who you are is a hallmark of happiness, well, then, Gwyneth Paltrow is probably one of the happiest people on the planet. She just does not care — and I like that.

She is weird enough to be one of my friends, any of our friends, really — a quirky, lively, truly bizarre mind in the body of the Prettiest Girl from High School. So with that, I say bravo, Gwyneth. Carry on with your steamed lady parts.

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