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Breast Milk Boob Butter | The Boob Based Food Porn

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Breast Milk Butter | The Boob Based Food Porn – Woman makes butter from her own breast milk – then eats it

A woman has made butter out of her own breast milk and then eaten it.

Reddit user WhatMichelleDoes spent around an hour shaking breast milk she had drained from herself until tiny beads of butter began to form.

Michelle, who posted photographs of her ‘butter’ on Imgur and Reddit, then admitted she had tried some of the homemade concoction.

She said she ate it straight without any bread or salt.

Asked what it tasted like she claimed: ‘It was the sweetest, creamiest butter I have ever tasted.’

Here is how she did it:

First, Michelle squeezed around 2oz of her breast milk into a yellow cup.

She placed a lid on top and began to shake it.

After 20 minutes – she moved it into a larger container because it wasn’t working.

Eventually, something solid began to appear.

Forty minutes of vigorous shaking later, she noticed tiny balls begin to form. She placed this onto the lid of a container.

It was butter! She then taste tested it to confirm saying it was the ‘sweetest, creamiest butter she had ever tasted’.

Since posting the images, Michell has vowed to try again with more breast milk to create more butter. Perhaps enough for a slice of toast next time?

Breast milk has been used to make icecream and cheese in the past. Breast milk icecream was sold in Covent garden recently for £14 a pot and was called Baby Gaga.

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Burglar Arrested After Raping Teddy Bear | Furry Teddy Bear Sex?

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Desperate burglar who had sex with TEDDY BEAR during raid is caught after DNA match

Paul Mountain, who violated the toy and was caught when his semen was found, said he felt an ‘overwhelming need’ for sexual relief

A randy burglar was caught after he had sex with a teddy bear while raiding a shed – and police discovered his DNA inside the toy.

Paul Mountain, 38, said he was coming down from amphetamines and felt an ‘overwhelming need’ for sexual relief, the Lancashire Telegraph reports.

It is believed he cut a hole inside the defenceless bear before getting down to business.

Blackburn Magistrates Court heard that the owner of an allotment found a shed had been broken into and the contents were spread all around.

On the floor among the wreckage she found the teddy bear – used and abused.

Prosecutor, Domenic Howells said: “The teddy bear was passed to the police and semen found inside came back to this defendant.

“He told officers he was coming down off amphetamine and felt overwhelming need for sexual relief.”

The warped crook, of Darwen, Lancs, pleaded guilty to burglary with intent to steal and was bailed for the preparation of a pre-sentence report.

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Backpacker’s 3 Inch Long NOSE LEECH

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Backpacker brings back three-inch LEECH from travels in Vietnam – up her nose

Daniela Liverani carried the bloodsucker – which was as long as her finger and as thick as her thumb – in her nostril for a month before doctors removed it

A British backpacker brought an unwanted souvenir home from her travels in Vietnam – in the form of a slimy three-inch leech wedged up her nose.

Daniela Liverani was travelling around south-east Asia when she started suffering persistent nosebleeds.

The 24-year-old assumed it was nothing more than a burst blood vessel.

Days later, after she returned home to Edinburgh, she spotted something poking out from her right nostril and thought it was just a blood clot.

But last week, she was rushed into A&E at Edinburgh’s Royal Infirmary after discovering a leech had been living in her nose for a month.

Daniela, originally from Glasgow, said: “About two weeks before I came home from Asia, I started having nosebleeds.

“I’d fallen off a motorbike just before they started so at first I thought I must have burst a blood vessel.

“After I got home, the nosebleeds stopped and I started seeing something sticking out of my nostril. I just thought it was congealed blood from the nosebleeds.”

Even when the leech started to make its way out of her nose, bartender Daniela still thought it was a blood clot, reports the Daily Record.

She said: “I saw him so many times but I just sniffed him back up.

“I tried to blow him out and grab him but I couldn’t get a grip of him before he retreated back up my nose.

“When I was in the shower, he would come right out as far as my bottom lip and I could see him sticking out the bottom of my nose.

“So when that happened, I jumped out of the shower to look really closely in the mirror and I saw ridges on him. That’s when I realised he was an animal.

“My friend Jenny and I called NHS 24 and were told to get to accident and emergency as soon as possible.”

Daniela was whisked into a treatment room where a nurse and doctor examined her nose using a torch, forceps and tweezers.

She said: “The staff were horrified. The doctor used a nose forceps to prise my nostrils open really wide – it was agony.

“The nurse and Jenny pinned me down to the bed. Whenever the doctor grabbed him, I could feel tugging at the inside of my nose.

“Then all of a sudden, after half an hour, the pain stopped and the doctor had the leech in the tweezers.

“He was about as long as my forefinger but as fat as my thumb.

“He could move so fast as well, which freaked me out. I’ve no idea how he got up there but he’d have got bigger and bigger from feeding on my blood.

“He had been curled up in a big ball, using my nostril as a little nest, so Jenny and I called him Mr Curly. At one point, I could feel him up at my eyebrow.

“I asked the doctor what would’ve happened if I hadn’t gone to hospital and she said he’d probably have worked his way into my brain.”

Mark Siddal, curator at the American Museum of Natural History in New York and an expert on leeches said: “Daniela could have picked up this leech from water in Vietnam, if she had been swimming.

“Or it could have gone in through her mouth, as she was drinking water.

“Even though it was there for around a month, these leeches don’t grow all that quickly, so it wouldn’t have been much smaller when it went up there. It would have been quite sizeable.

“It’s interesting that people don’t feel these leeches go up their nose.”

Daniela isn’t the first person to have a creepy crawly removed from an orifice.

Watch a brave medic pull a giant insect from a man’s ear in India in the clip below.

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Man Gets Tattoo On His EYEBALL

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Man gets tattoo on his eyeball

A man has undergone a rare procedure to get a tattoo on his eyeball.

William Watson, 58, of New York, had ink injected into his eye after living with an all-white iris following an injury when he was young.

As a child Mr Watson was struck in the face by a ball.

The incident left his eye a cloudy hue which drew unwanted attention, he said.

So the Madison Square Garden worker decided to undergo the hour-long cosmetic procedure – which does not improve the condition of the damaged eye but creates the appearance of a normal pupil.

Dr Emil Chynn of Park Ave SafeSight and CJ Pento was drafted in to ink up Mr Watson’s eye.

After the tattoo Mr Watson said: ‘It felt like someone was rubbing it – that’s about it. It went smoothly, no nothing whatsoever. It was nice.’

And amazingly, after a few weeks of healing, his pupils looked nearly identical.

He continued: ‘I can’t believe how much better I look on the outside and how much better I feel inside.

‘Dr Chynn gave me a way to normality I didn’t even know existed six months ago. I feel much more confidence in myself.’

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Japanese Condom Cookbook | Including Condom Meat Stuffing | Life Hack?

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There’s a condom cookbook and it’s as weird and gross as you’d imagine – Japanese Condom Cookbook | Including Condom Meat Stuffing

Just when we thought that nothing weirder could come out of Japan, this happened: The condom cookbook.

Yes, you read that right. A cookbook. Centred around condoms.

The book is called Condom Meals I Want To Make For You (we’re thinking it may have lost something in translation), and contains 11 utterly delicious (we assume) recipes.

And thankfully (and this really is a case of being thankful for small mercies) the cookbook uses condoms as a cooking device, rather than suggesting you actually eat them.

So, what culinary delights can you cook with condoms? (No, we can’t believe we just asked that either).

Well according to Kotaku the book features recipes such as condom escargot (that’s snails, people) cooked with butter, condom cookies and condom meat stuffing (no comment).

So yes, on the surface it all sounds pretty ridiculous. But the book actually has a serious side.

According to Nari Nari, Japanese men are the third worst in the world for using condoms, and the book was created to help promote safe sex and demonstrate the durability of condoms.

But still. Meat stuffing… cooked in a condom. LMAO

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10 Warning Signs You’re Addicted To Your Phone | iPhone Bendy Addiction

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10 Warning Signs You’re Addicted To Your Phone | Phone Addiction

If you find yourself checking your phone first thing in the morning, before even getting out of bed, you may be addicted. If you find you’re text-messaging while driving – despite the dangers, checking your phone instead of working on an important assignment, or checking Facebook during a romantic dinner, you are definitively an addicted.

It’s hard for most people to imagine life without constant access to the internet. But for some of us, living without the web is simply IMPOSSIBLE to imagine.The amount of time we engage in online activities, like updating statuses, posting photos, commenting, texting or checking work emails has been increasing in recent years. Given the accessibility and ease of use of internet whenever and wherever you are, it’s no wonder more and more people are addicted to their phones.

How do you know if you’re already addicted or rapidly tumbling toward trouble? Now there’s a smartphone app (ha!) that will answer that question as well as help smartphone addicts learn how to live a ‘healthy digital lifestyle.’

The app, called BreakFree, tracks the amount of time you spend looking at your phone, and gives you a heads-up when it might be time for a break. It will help users measure which apps they use the most and beat their possible smartphone addictions.

Currently available only for Android phones, the new app operates in the background of a phone, keeping tabs on how long you spend using apps, how often you unlock your phone and how much time you spend making phone calls. It calculates an ‘addiction score’ based on these metrics, and will send reminders suggesting you slow down when your use is on the rise.

It’s like having a rehab coach who tells you when you’ve been making an excessive number of calls or have been spending too much time in a particular app. With these notifications you will know it’s time to slow down.

If you’re getting a little worried about how frequently your phone is in your hand, check out the free version app on Google Play.

Do you think that you’re addicted to the internet but overall you use it in moderation? Have you had at least two conversations with actual human beings today without glancing at your phone? Have you found yourself up late last night playing on your phone, whether it is video games, Facebook, or text messaging? Here are ten warning signs that will tell you if you are a cell phone addict.

1. You maintain three to five text threads or WhatsApp chains going throughout most days.
2. You feel bummed when you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom.
3. You sleep with your phone on your nightstand, or worse, in your bed next to you.
4. A cracked screen would never stand in your way.
5. You feel a brief moment of panic when you touch your pocket (or grope to the bottom of your purse) and it’s gone.
6. You constantly catch yourself trying to open apps you’re already in. Not to mention, you have 50 different apps installed. And use them all.
7. You break it, and it feels like you lost a friend.
8. You sit on the ground of a germ-filled public space to charge your phone.
9. You justify being on your phone all the time because you might miss a work email.
10. You’re currently reading this on your cell phone.

If you identify with any of these, welcome to the Smartphone Addiction Club! Take a deep breath and leave your phone behind while you’re at it. You can handle it, we promise. Let us know your results in the comments below.

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Pigs Can Fly And We Have Proof… Maybe

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Pulleyed pork: Chinese farmer invents harness system to ‘fly’ pigs from his truck

A Chinese pig farmer has invented an elaborate pulley and rope system that carries his animals through the air from one truck to another.

It is probably the most elaborate way to avoid employing another pair of hands in the rich history of pig farming.

But farmer Sying P’an said he was sick of having to chase pigs around when they made a bolt for freedom each time he tried walking them from truck to truck.

Now, with the aid of some ropes, pulleys and an uncomfortable-looking ‘harness’, he simply flies them though the air so their mischievous trotters don’t even touch the ground.

The 43-year-old regularly takes his pigs to market in Weinan, in north-western China’s Shaanxi province.

He said: ‘At every market a few escape artists would always cause me trouble and often I would never get them back.

‘You only have to lose a few and that makes the whole load a loss maker.’

So he came up with his contraption, based on the on the Navy’s bosun’s chair, which is used to ferry sailors from ship to ship while at sea.

He claims his pig puller is a hit with the local townsfolk, although the jury’s still out on whether the pigs find it as amusing.

He said: ‘I get a lot of people coming to the town when I am there just to see the pigs sailing through the air.

‘They’re all healthy and they land in good condition – they don’t seem to mind the journey when they see the other pigs are not harmed, pigs are smart animals.’

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41 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die Of Monday-itus!! #TGIF

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Also this weekend could very well mark our 3000th YouTube Subscriber!! Thats a huge mile stone so thank you very much 🙂

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Hilarious Eco Friendly Condom Advert, Vegan Friendly & Dairy Free

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A raunchy online video is looking for people to go organic when it comes to the bedroom.

The ad for US firm Sustain Condoms shows a woman taking home a man she’s met at a party before whipping out the eco-friendly contraceptive, which the firm say are Fairtrade and suitable for vegans.

The vid star tells the camera that her “vagina deserves only the best” before making her move.

The ad ends by telling viewers to “do what’s natural”.

Despite the naughty nature of the ad, which says it’s time for women to “get on top of the situation,” viewers might be surprised to learn that Sustain was founded by a Dad and daughter duo.

Co-founder Jeffrey Hollender and Marketing Director Meika Hollender admit it’s “not exactly your typical family business” and vowed to make a more sustainable condom when they established the business.

Sustain say their condoms are made exclusively from sustainable rubber and free from the dairy by-product casein, making them vegan friendly.

The New York-based firm, which make a variety of condoms, also pledge to promote family planning by donating 10% of their pre-tax profits to US women with no access to reproductive health care.

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Creepy Dolls Being Left On School Kids Doorsteps

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Creepy dolls that look like little girls left on doorsteps in southern California

Homeowners in southern California have been left feeling thoroughly spooked after finding creepy porcelain dolls left on their doorsteps.

Police said on Thursday that at least eight homes in San Clemente, south east of Los Angeles, were victim to the bizarre stunt, with residents saying they were particularly concerned because the dolls left on their porches bore a resemblance to their daughters.

Orange County Sheriff Lieutenant Jeff Hallock said in a statement that police were as baffled as the residents and have collected the dolls to be examined.

‘We’re examining the dolls in an attempt to identify who may have manufactured them,’ Lt. Hallock told PEOPLE.

‘Are they homemade? Were they purchased at a retailer?

‘Something, some information that will give us the ability to track down who may be responsible for leaving the dolls in front of people’s houses.’

The households targeted have daughters, all around 10 years old, who go to school together.

‘We don’t know if it’s a prank, we don’t know if particular families were specifically motivated or targeted,’ said Hallock.

‘If in fact these dolls were meant to be left at these houses, and the dolls were intended to resemble the young children that live there, there is a concern with that.’

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Beer Manufacturer Spikes Beers With Viagra | Viagra Beer?

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Alcohol manufacturer allegedly adds Viagra to drinks, hopes to trigger a rise (in profits)

An entrepreneurial Chinese alcohol manufacturer has been arrested for ‘improving’ his drinks with an unusual pick-me-up – Viagra.

Identified only as Mr Huang, the liquor maker was unable to keep up the illegal practice after customers noticed the unusual side-effect of drinking the spirits, which were marketed as ‘nutritional healthy liquor’, according to China News Agency.

Huang, who founded Nine Springs Ecological Agriculture Development Company in Hubei province, was said to have purchased 1kg of Sildenafil – marketed as Viagra and Revatio – on the internet in January and added it to his alcoholic beverages without mentioning it on the label.

Facing stiff competition in the alcohol market, Huang said his motivation was to ‘increase alcohol sales and make money fast’, according to CNA.

The spirits were sold at prices of up to 60 yuan (£5.85) per bottle, 30 of which Huang allegedly kept for himself.

Huang said he believed that only an overdose of Sildenafil would be harmful to consumers, according to CNA, but admitted he knew that it was against the law and may have to take a long, hard look at his business methods in future.

It is unknown whether sales of Huang’s alcohol rose during the period.

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Woman Leaves Sex Toy In Vagina For 10 Years

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Woman Leaves Sex Toy In Vagina For 10 Years

After complaining of various health problems, a Scottish woman was found to have a sex toy inside her vagina – and that it had been left there for 10 years.

According to a report by STV News, the 38-year-old visited Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after contracting sepsis and experiencing severe weight loss and urinary incontinence.  At the hospital, doctors conducted an X-ray of her abdomen, which showed the five-inch toy protruding into her bladder from her vagina.

According to the Daily Mail, the woman admitted to using the sex toy with her partner 10 years ago; she also noted that she had been under the influence of alcohol at the time and could not recall removing the toy.

After this revelation, the woman was diagnosed with vesicovaginal fistula – a condition that causes urine to flow into the vagina – as well as obstructive uropathy – in which a blockage in the bladder causes urine to back up into the kidneys.  Surgeons at Aberdeen successfully removed the sex toy and repaired the near life-threatening damage.

Detailed in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the case may be the first time a sex toy has been left inside a woman’s body for such a long time. The longest known retention of a foreign object was 35 years.

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Adolf Hitler Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize & Other Facts

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1. The dates 4/4, 6/6, 8/8, 10/10, and 12/12 all fall on the same day of the week during any one year.

They’re called doomsdays, which are part of an algorithm designed to tell you the day of the week that any date of the year falls on.

2. The official color of the universe is “Cosmic Latte” (#FFF8E7).
The official color of the universe is “Cosmic Latte” (#FFF8E7).

In 2001, Johns Hopkins astronomers Karl Glazebrook and Ivan Baldry determined that the color of the universe was a greenish white, but they soon corrected their analysis in a 2002 paper, in which they reported that their survey of the color of all light in the universe averaged a slightly beigeish white. The survey included more than 200,000 galaxies, and measured the spectral range of the light from a large volume of the universe.
3. A Swedish couple named their kid “Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116.” The name is pronounced “Albin.”

They claimed it was “a pregnant, expressionistic development that we see as an artistic creation.” Sweden fined them 5,000 kronor.

4. In 1938, Adolf Hitler was Time magazine’s Man of the Year and in 1939, he was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

World War II began in 1939.

5. There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos.

(The reason? To get you to lose track of time and keep gambling all of your cash away.)

6. Some people claim an episode of Johnny Bravo predicted 9/11.
Some people claim an episode of Johnny Bravo predicted 9/11.

In this scene from a Johnny Bravo episode that aired on the Cartoon Network on April 27, 2001, a movie poster appears to show a burning tower emitting a smoke cloud with the ominous words “COMING SOON.”

7. A “dancing plague” killed people in Strasbourg in 1518.
A “dancing plague” killed people in Strasbourg in 1518.

A “dancing mania” began in July 1518, when a woman, Frau Troffea, began to dance fervently in a street in Strasbourg for about four to six days. Within a week, 34 others had joined, and within a month, there were around 400 dancers. Some of these people eventually died from heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion.
8. Harry Nilsson’s song “Coconut” (“she put the lime in the coconut,” etc.) has only one chord in the entire song. It is the only song without any chord changes to reach the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

It reached No. 8 in 1972.

9. Applying a male’s underarm sweat to a female’s lips can help women relax, boost their mood and help regulate their menstrual cycle.
Applying a male’s underarm sweat to a female’s lips can help women relax, boost their mood and help regulate their menstrual cycle.

…and it tastes…great?

10. The USSR requested a white-colored Coca-Cola in the 1940s so that it looked like vodka.

Marshal of the Soviet Union Georgy Zhukov requested a clear version of the drink so that he wouldn’t be seen drinking Coca-Cola in public, as it was regarded in the Soviet Union as a symbol of American imperialism. To fill his request, a chemist removed the soda’s caramel color, and they put the drink in a clear bottle with a white cap and red star. Fifty cases were sent over.

11. Caligula, the emperor of Rome from 37 to 41 CE, ordered his troops to go to war with the sea.
Caligula, the emperor of Rome from 37 to 41 CE, ordered his troops to go to war with the sea.

He made them bring back seashells as “plunders of war,” indicative of his victory against Neptune.

12. Technically speaking, a female dude is a “dudine.”

13. Tiger sharks’ fetuses fight, and sometimes cannibalize, each other in the womb. The survivor is born.
Tiger sharks’ fetuses fight, and sometimes cannibalize , each other in the womb. The survivor is born.

14. If you eat a polar bear liver, you’ll probably die.

Their livers contain a toxic (to humans) amount of vitamin A.

15. Shoppers are far more likely to buy French wine when French music is playing in the background of a store, and German wine when German music is playing.

16. The national anthem of Greece has 158 stanzas.

17. Marilyn Monroe had a higher IQ (163) than that of Albert Einstein (160).

18. Sloppy doctors’ handwriting accounts for 7,000 deaths a year.

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WEIRD FACT 1 – The male Giraffe will continually headbutt a partner until it urinates. It will then tastes its wee and see if its fertile before mating with it.

WEIRD FACT 2 – Snails have 5 arseholes….

WEIRD FACT 3 – A human erection contains enough blood to sustain 3 Gerbils.

WEIRD FACT 4 – Duck vaginas have developed dead ends. These are used to protect from duck rape.

WEIRD FACT 5 – Blue Whales ejaculate over 400 gallons of sperm each orgasm. Only 10% of that sperm make it to their potential partner… ewww

WEIRD FACT 6 – Male Llama have a 2nd set of fighting teeth. These are used to bite off their male rivals genitals to ensure they are the only active mating male within a group, therefore wining all the Llama poon.

WEIRD FACT 7 – A Blue Whales penis is over 11 foot long… ouch #WhalePorn

WEIRD FACT 8 – If you was to remove all the empty space in the atoms that make up the human population, you could fit the worlds population into the size of a medium apple.

WEIRD FACT 9 – Cats sleep for 70% of their lives

WEIRD FACT 10 – A pigs orgasm ca last up to 30 minutes and Lions mate up to 50 times a day.

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