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Sexual Fetishes 10 Extremely Weird Sexual Fantasies

Extreme Fetishes, Weird Fetishes and Bizarre Hardcore Sexual Fetishes are always funny and crazy. More extreme hardcore than bondage and 50 Shades Of Grey.

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#1 – Eproctophilia – Fart Fetish
You spend an abnormal amount of time fantasising about flatulence, whether it’s farting in your partner’s face or being the receiver of their pongy bum odours

#2 – Mechanophilia – Car Fetish or Machine Fetish
Sexually attracted to machines such as cars, bikes, aeroplanes and helicopters in the same way we are attracted to others within the human race. A car’s exhaust pipe is seen as fair game to these freaks.

#3 – Klismaphilia – Enema Fetish
These fruitcakes get their sexual kicks from using enemas to introduce liquid into the rectum and large intestine by the only means possible: the bumhole! 

#4 – Bestiality – Animal Fetish or Animal Sex
The desire to form sexual relationships with animals

#5 – Hierophilia – God fetish or religious iconography
The cross doesn’t bring about feelings of love and purity, but intense sexual arousal and a wholly inappropriate stirring in their pants.

#6 – Emetophilia – Sick Fetish, Vomit Fetish
The sick, sick buggers that have a fetish for sick

#7 – Acrotomophilia – Amputee Fetish
The sexual attraction to someone missing a limb.

#8 – Coprophilia – Poo fetish
2 girls 1 cup video makes you horny?

#9 – Necrophilia – Death fetish
Sex with dead things.

#10 – Vorarephilia – Cannibalism Fetish
The urge to eat people or things or be eaten alive.

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10 Weird Sex World Records – Extreme XXX Records

10 Weird Sex World Records including XXX Worlds Biggest Penis, Worlds Largest Vagina, Worlds Strongest Vagina, Worlds Largest Gangbang, Worlds Largest Orgy and Longest Wank…

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The world is full of weirdness so here is a list of 10 weird sex fact and sex records.

Worlds Biggest Dick – Worlds Largest Penis – Roberto Esquivel Cabrera 
World’s Largest Vagina – Anna Swan
World’s Most Prolific Mother – Feodor Vassilyev
World’s Biggest Distance for a Jet of Semen – Horst Schultz
World’s Oldest Prostitute – Chiu Grandma
World’s Biggest Orgy (250 couples)
World’s Biggest Gang Bang – Lisa Sparxxx Potn Star Gang Bang
World’s Longest Man Masturbation – World’s Longest Wank – Masanobu Sato
World’s Strongest Vagina – Tatiata Kozhevnikova
World’s Oldest Father – Nanu Ram Jogi


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ASBO Sexpest Too Loud || Are You Too Loud During Sex?

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Woman given Asbo for LOUD SEX sessions says she will never be silenced – ASBO Sexpest Too Loud || Are You Too Loud During Sex?

Despite police being called 30 times, noisy neighbour Caroline Cartwright refuses to stop making a racket because “that’s what you should be doing”

A woman given an Asbo for loud SEX sessions says she will continue to make noise – as “that’s what you should be doing”.

Caroline Cartwright’s bonking sessions with husband Steve were so noisy police were called to their home to tell them to be quiet more than 30 times.

The 53-year-old from Sunderland was given an Asbo banning her from shouting, screaming or vocalising during sex.

It was put in place after she breached a noise abatement order five times and was later given a suspended jail term after going against the Asbo.

Despite facing court over the loud romping, she says she will continue having noisy sex.

Caroline, who has been married to Steve for more than 30 years, said she has no regrets after she was given a four-year anti-social behaviour order.

She said: “As far as I’m concerned, that’s what you should be doing. Just relax. Go with the flow.

“It’s not as if I’m having sex and think ‘Oh, I’m making too much noise. I better be quiet’.”

Problems began when she and Steve moved into a quiet terrace and bought a bed with an iron headboard, which banged against the wall before it broke.

She said: “I would have been judgemental about people who went to prison before I got locked up.

“But then you go in there and you hear the stories of why they’re there, it makes you realise that it could be anyone who ends up there.”

In a bid to get around restrictions, unemployed Cartwright switched the sex sessions to the morning.

However, residents, who complained she drowned out the sound of their televisions, were unimpressed.

She added: “I don’t see why I should stop having sex in my own house with my husband of 38 years.

“I’m sure there could be a lot worse things I could be doing. They all thought it was stupid I was in prison.

“I mean, I was in the same prison as people like Rose West for making a noise when I have sex.

“There could be a real crime going on while they’re busy arresting me.”

She made her comments in Asbo and Proud, shown on Channel 5 on Wednesday.

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Man Gets Skipping Rope Stuck In Penis

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Man Gets Jump Rope Stuck Inside His Penis, Removed By Dr. Dong

“Please, please help me,” the man begged. “The eel is moving through my body!”

The 39-year-old unmarried Chinese man checked himself into a hospital after getting a live, 20-inch Asian swamp eel lodged up his butt.

“The eel was simply trying to find it’s way out,” one person on the medical team explained. “This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth.”

That was October 2013.

Now, a different Chinese man has been checked into another hospital, this time for getting a jumprope stuck inside his penis / urethra.

Earlier this week, the middle-aged man told doctors in a Yichang City, Hubei Province, China emergency room that he inserted the jump rope for “sexual pleasure,” but in the process, the rope knotted and became lodged in his bladder.

The urologist, coincidentally named Dr. Dong, said the rope was 1.1-meters long and 4.4-millimeters thick. An X-ray showed the rope with four knots stuck in the narrowest part of the patient’s urethra with 10 centimetres dangling out of the urethral opening.

Dr. Dong called the man’s masturbatory stunt “ridiculous” because he put his own life at risk.

Of course, we don’t mean to point the finger at only Chinese men here. Reports of people inserting foreign objects into their bodies span the entire globe. Last year, a 70-year-old Australian man got a 10cm fork stuck inside his penis.

A report titled An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body released by the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports notes: “The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend.”

The report says needles, pencils, wire, allen keys, toothbrushes, lightbulbs, thermometers, plants, vegetables, leeches, snakes, cocaine and glue are just a few of the objects that have been retrieved from people’s bodies.

“It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative,” the report concludes.

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