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Alarm Clock Vibrator

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Waking up just got fun: £40 alarm clock doubles up as a VIBRATOR

The slim device promises to wake you up to a different kind of buzz

It comes in three different colours and with a rechargeable battery

Now there really is no excuse for sleeping in

Have trouble waking up in the morning? Then this might just be the gadget to get you up and at ’em.
A smooth, elongated device that looks like a curved iPod, this alarm clock-cum-vibrator promises to make your mornings happier by waking you up with some good vibrations.
You programme the clock to wake you up at the desired hour, choose one of six different ‘vibrating patterns’, position the gizmo in your pants – and then wait. Come morning, the subdued buzzing emanating from your nether regions will be the only indication it’s time to wake up.

The $70 (£40) wake-up vibe comes in three different colours. The makers of the device suggest the one in pink is best for ‘good girls looking for a sexy experience of pleasure’.

The purple vibe is not only ‘the most excentric [sic] of the wake up vibes’ but also ‘an icon of inspiration, imagination and desire’. Who knew?

The black version ‘will make you wake up satisfying your darkest wishes. Glamorous and sofisticated [sic], are you ready to join the dark side?’

If you’re unsure of your answer to that question because of logistical concerns, the manufacturers insist that, even if you move around a lot at night, ‘[the vibe] will stay in the place [sic]’ as ‘it is shaped to the curves of the female body and exceptionally thin’.

The gadget comes with a rechargeable battery and different kinds of plugs, allowing you to use it ‘all over the world’. It seems there really is no excuse for sleeping in anymore.
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The Vajankle || Fleshlight Vagina In An Ankle Foot Fetish Cure

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NSFW: Calling all foot fetishists – the vajankle is the sex toy for you

The vajankle – as its name suggests – is the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle… and it’s as disturbing as it sounds.

Unless you have a serious foot fetish that is, in which case, we’d imagine, it’s serious good times.

Sin boutique – the website selling them – explains: ‘These quirky feet have a vagina built right in at the ankle!’

They go on: ‘The vajankle is in the left foot only. You can order the vajankle independently, or as a pair with the standard right foot.’

This level of sexy silicone foot times doesn’t come cheap. In fact, the vajankle costs a toe-curling $179 (approximately £118).

Still, it’s a small price to pay for your very own shaggable foot, eh?

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Babestation Porn Accident For Posh Estate Agent Window Display

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Upmarket London estate agents show PORN on shop window TV – but staff aren’t being blamed

Satellite adult channel Babestation was inadvertently broadcast from the plush Notting Hill office of Faron Sutaria

What do estate agents sell at night? Not houses if this hilarious picture is anything to go by.

You’d need a treasure chest of cash to afford the plush properties that retail for £1million-plus in the affluent area of upmarket Notting Hill in west London.

But it was a treasured chest of a different kind that greeted shocked passers-by who looked in the window of Faron Sutaria one evening.

Because instead of magnificent mansions or top townhouses, it was the bare breasts and shaking bum of a model from late-night adult TV channel Babestation that greeted property hunters.

Twitter user @TheLondonLuke tweeted the hilarious pic earlier this month asking the estate agents: “Sacked anyone lately?”

A spokesperson for the estate agent blamed a “mischief-maker” for the porno prank.

He told the Metro: “We believe a mischief-maker changed the channel on the television from the outside using a universal remote. We have now altered the system so this cannot happen again.”

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Automated Blowjob Machine Crowdfunded | Indiegogo AutoBlow2

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Crowdfunded oral sex machine is now available for pre-order

The only thing stranger than products on crowdfunding sites is the fact they sometimes reach their investment targets.

Take the Autoblow 2 for example, an innovative sex toy that uses a motor to give the more discerning gentleman hands free stimulation.

This means he can now punctuate World of Warcraft sessions, 4Chan and crushing loneliness with a ‘surprisingly good’ substitute for oral sex.

The fellatio-bot got a lot of press about a month ago, after it was posted on crowdfunding site Indiegogo by a company known as Letsgasm!

In the time since it has not only reached its investment target of $45,000, but has received another $235,247 on top of that.

Unlike the more traditional Fleshlight, the Autoblow 2 works electronically. The user inserts himself into the contraption, plugs it in, and sits back to let the device’s motor do the work.

Make sure you check out the above video for a fuller explanation.

Inventor Brian Sloan assures us that there is no risk of the device short-circuiting. If you believe him, you can pre-order yours here.

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David #Cameron bans #porn – Porn corroding childhood claims UK PM #Porn

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THUMBS UP for a step too far – THUMBS DOWN for a filter on ALL PORN

David Cameron has announced in a speech today that all porn will become opt in by 2014 and he will be working with 95% of internet service providers (ISPs eg VirginMedia, BT Open World, Sky, EE, O2, TalkTalk etc) to force all NEW and EXISTING customers to OPT IN FOR PORN.

This is in the wake of the child porn revelations of the past few years, BUT will be filtering normal adult content and porn a step to far? Do you want to have to admit your a wanker to get your daily spank fest? Is this the nanny state in action or common sense? Is this the return of SOPA via the “back door”? (pun semi intended)

Initially rape and child abuse will be blocked (i agree with this) but all adult content could be OPT IN by 2014/15. ISP will be action all 9millionn users whether they wish to add this filter. ALL NEW customers from 2014 will be automatically filtered and you will need to OPT IN to rub one OUT.

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