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Lovedoll UK Brothel Closes, Gives Away FREE Sex Dolls

Lovedoll UK Brothel Closes, Gives Away FREE Sex Dolls // Love Doll Sex Doll Brothel in UK forced to shut gives away its sex dolls for FREE! Lovedoll UK says the owner of the building it was renting received complaints from neighbouring companies after they discovered the business was hiring out sex dolls by the hour.

The company has claimed it was left with no choice but to leave its premises this week.

And with nowhere to store its sex dolls, they are now being given away. So far, around £30,000 worth of used sex dolls have been given away to customers who entered into a ‘lottery-style’ draw to win a latex lover – and will continue to do so until tomorrow.

Landlord Bizspace have confirmed that Lovedoll UK have left and that the business did not fit in with their ‘company values’.

A spokesperson for Lovedoll UK, based in Tyne and Wear, said: ‘The time we were given to move out of the business centre did not allow us to arrange transport, storage and a new premises.

‘So we had to make the decision to pack up the existing stock and just ship it out.

‘Initially they only gave us 24 hours, but eventually we were given three days to move.

‘We did not want to have any downtime, so decided giving away free dolls would be a good way of keeping the business running.

‘A lot of people in the business centre have genuinely been sad to see us go, we have been there for a long time and so you get attached.

‘Some didn’t even know what we did – but a very small percentage didn’t like it when they found out through the press coverage.’

Lovedoll UK hit the headlines earlier this month after they announced they were doing a ‘try before you buy’ service – where clients could spend an hour with a doll before splashing out £2,000 on one of their own.

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Fidget Spinner Butt Plug – Fidget Spinner Anal Sex Toy Etsy

Fidget Spinner Butt Plug on Etsy? GlowFuckYourself on Etsy has infused an anal sex toy butt plug with a ADHD kids toy, the Fidget Spinner to make a Anal Sex Toy Fidget Spinner Butt Plug. This is extra proof that Fidget Spinner porn is a new viral porno trend – Want a fidget spinner? – amzn.to/2sAhCta

If you haven’t been out in the world or on the internet recently, you may not be aware of a little thing called a fidget spinner. Fidget spinners were originally created to help those with ADHD and anxiety. Now they’re a ~trend~. They’re the hot new toy on the playground. They’re being used to make music. There is, naturally, fidget spinner porn.

And now, finally, butts are getting in the fidget spinner action too. Some genius etsy-er has created a fidget spinner butt plug. To be clear, this is not as simple as labeling a fidget spinner as a butt plug and instructing people to put it inside their butts. That would be silly – and there’d be a massive risk of having to go to the hospital and asking a doctor to retrieve a fidget spinner from inside your anus.

Instead, this is a butt plug that appears to be safe and enjoyable for anal play, but with a fidget spinner stuck on the end. The end that doesn’t go inside your butt, but acts as a stopper to prevent your plug from getting lost. Wonderful.

What’s the point of a butt plug with a fidget spinner on the end, you may ask? Frankly, we have no bloody clue. The esty-er responsible for this mess is called GlowFYourself, who also sells delights such as a golden rosary butt plug and a mood ring butt plug.Of the fidget spinner buttplug, GlowFYourself says it’s ‘here to help that a$$ focused’.

‘That’s right help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own booty spinning adventure toy,’ they write. Right then. It’s not clear who is supposed to spin the fidget spinner – the wearer of said butt plug or the buddy inserting it – or if the spinner would be able to pick up much speed against the blockade of butt cheeks. We’re also a little skeptical about the idea that a fidget spinner butt plug could help anyone to combat ADHD or distraction.

But hey, at least now we know that should we ever require a fidget spinner butt plug, one exists in the world. And it’s made of butt-friendly stainless steel. We’ve contact GlowFYourself to ask them some serious questions about what they’ve done (and to find out if anyone’s actually bought the fidget spinner model), and will update this story if we hear back.

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Using Nokia 3310 as a DILDO? – Indian Sex Survey Suggests best Vibrator is Nokia 3310

Nokia 3310 dildo? Nokia 3310’s are being used a Vibrator Nokia 3310 sex toys. In an Indian sex survey using Nokia 3310 as a dildo has topped the results as the best option of household sex toys. Pillows, Sofas, Beds, Electric Toothbrush used as a sex toy and now the Nokia 3310 Vibrator. (Want a Nokia 3310 for fun? – amzn.to/2srjHo6)

Nokia 3310s were the greatest phones ever. They were just the right size. They had ever-lasting batteries. They had a vigorous vibration.It’s because of all those incredible features, they’re now apparently serving an alternative use: as dildos.

According to a tiny study of 100 Indian women by sex-positive group, Agents of Ishq, women are using their Nokia phones as a substitute for hard-to-find sex toys. And obviously, it’s doing the rounds on the internet because we all want to believe that those nostalgic bits of technology gold are getting people off.

‘The old Nokia vibrating phone made several appearances on this survey!’ the group says. ‘We have no idea why the company is not the market leader after this!’ One woman surveyed told the collective: ‘A group of three of us decided to masturbate with the old Nokia phones to show a fourth how pleasurable masturbation can be.

‘We switched off the lights to reduce her discomfort and got into our beds. Only, when we switched on vibration, the screens lit up showing off our vaginas!’ What happened to the phones isn’t clear as they’re not waterproof – unlike today’s iPhone 7, which is undoubtedly a far more sophisticated tool.

The survey also claims that 54% of the women surveyed said they used domestic appliances to masturbate with. That included vegetables, toothbrushes and bottles (sort of standard fodder), as well as beds (what?), pillows (how?) and sofas (WTF?). Dependable dildos are apparently quite difficult to get hold of in India but if anyone knows how you can jerk off using a pillow, then please let us know.

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10 EXTREME SEXUAL FETISHES You Never Knew Existed

Extreme Fetishes are sexual fetishes that might be Strange Porn Sikis, Weird Fetishes and Bizarre Hardcore Sexual Fetishes are always funny and crazy. More extreme hardcore than bondage and 50 Shades Of Grey. Hierophilia, vorarephilia, cannibalism, coprophilia and more!

#1 – Eproctophilia – Fart Fetish
You spend an abnormal amount of time fantasising about flatulence, whether it’s farting in your partner’s face or being the receiver of their pongy bum odours

#2 – Mechanophilia – Car Fetish or Machine Fetish
Sexually attracted to machines such as cars, bikes, aeroplanes and helicopters in the same way we are attracted to others within the human race. A car’s exhaust pipe is seen as fair game to these freaks.

#3 – Klismaphilia – Enema Fetish
These fruitcakes get their sexual kicks from using enemas to introduce liquid into the rectum and large intestine by the only means possible: the bumhole! 

#4 – Bestiality – Animal Fetish or Animal Sex
The desire to form sexual relationships with animals

#5 – Hierophilia – God fetish or religious iconography
The cross doesn’t bring about feelings of love and purity, but intense sexual arousal and a wholly inappropriate stirring in their pants.

#6 – Emetophilia – Sick Fetish, Vomit Fetish
The sick, sick buggers that have a fetish for sick

#7 – Acrotomophilia – Amputee Fetish
The sexual attraction to someone missing a limb.

#8 – Coprophilia – Poo fetish
2 girls 1 cup video makes you horny?

#9 – Necrophilia – Death fetish
Sex with dead things.

#10 – Vorarephilia – Cannibalism Fetish
The urge to eat people or things or be eaten alive.

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