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The “Lovely” Wearable Sex XXX Tracker Flappy Bird Sex Toy?

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Lovely, The Wearable Sex Tracker, Is A Fitbit For Your Penis

As wearable devices become more and more common, techies are able to better incorporate their smartphones, watches and fitness trackers into a daily routine. And a new Indiegogo campaign hopes you’re ready to take wearables along for some of your most intimate moments, too.

The Lovely, a “smart” sex toy, fits around the penis and tracks sexual activity — from calories burned, to number of thrusts, to the intensity of intercourse. A smartphone app measures these and other data sets before recommending new sex positions “to help you have even better sex next time,” the Indiegogo page reads.

Made of silicone, the one-size-fits-all toy vibrates to help provide stimulation during sex. It syncs to your smartphone via bluetooth, and its battery lasts for seven hours without vibration, or two hours with. When Lovely’s battery gets low, just place it in its wireless charging cradle to power it up.

One of the best things about the device? Its tracking software isn’t only for straight couples — it’s meant for relationships of all orientations.

“It doesn’t just have to go on a penis,” Reid Mahalko, a sex and relationship expert attached to the project, says of the Lovely in a promotional video. “You can put this wearable on a dildo, you can put it on your fingers, you can use it on a toy on yourself. It’s really only going to be limited by the ideas that you come up with.”

The project is currently raising money on Indiegogo. If the campaign reaches its goal of $95,000 by early July, the Lovely will eventually be released for $169 a pop. The project had raised nearly $5,000, as of Friday afternoon.

People who donate to the campaign can expect to get their Lovely device by June 2016, if the funding is successful, that is.

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Worlds Greatest Rocket Science Sex Toy

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Rocket scientists have been working on a revolutionary new sex toy that promises to send us into space (sorry).

MysteryVibe, the UK’s first crowdfunded sex toy purveyors, claim that the vibrator – named Crescendo – is the ‘Rolls Royce of the sex toy world’ and is going to revolutionize how women are able to control their orgasm, due to its truly adaptable design.

The 21st century sex toy allows users to change its shape and vibrations according to their desires and mood, based on the idea that ‘one size doesn’t fit all’.

The makers say: ‘Crescendo is beautifully seamless and can be bent into countless ‘exciting shapes’ – ‘I’, ‘C’, ‘S’ or anything in-between.’

And of course, it can be controlled by a smartphone App – what can’t these days?

You can even select music to play through the App that vibrates to the beat, using six vibration motors.

The high-capacity battery can be charged wirelessley and has been designed to run at full intensity for 2 hours and last for at least 4,000 hours. Should be enough time.
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Sex Theme Park With Giant Penis Rides Opens In Taiwan

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‘Sex theme park’ with giant penis rides to open in Taiwan

A sex theme park where tourists can ride astride gigantic stone penises with realistic scrotums is under construction in Taiwan.

The park will be called ‘Romantic Boulevard’, and will include an outdoor garden filled with erotic sculptures of mammoth phalluses, as well as statues of people and animals making love.

The mastermind behind the ‘sex park’ also hopes to build a hotel in case all the penises drive guests wild with desire.

The park will also include a ‘scenic area’ for wedding photos (hopefully not right next to the giant penises), and is to be based on South Korea’s popular Jeju Park (pictured).

‘We want people to fall in love with Taiwan, as well as fall in love while in Taiwan,’ said Shih Chao-hui, the deputy director of the local tourist office.

Shih claims that 200,000 visitors have already come to marvel at the giant dongs, and hopes to build a hotel into the park ‘just in case visitors want to turn their feelings into actions’.

Shih pooh-poohed suggestions that the park’s avenues of male members might offend visitors.

‘Look, we are in the business of tourism, not education or religion, so the question should be, “will the park generate business opportunities?”

‘We believe the answer is yes,’ Shih added.

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Student Sheep Shagging For Exam Stress Relief | Animal Sex Stress Relief

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Student who ‘had sex with sheep’ was ‘stressed about exams’

A university student who is alleged to have had sex with a sheep told police he was stressed out about a midterm exam.

The 23-year-old is alleged to have been found having sex with a ewe by a fellow Fresno State University student who heard bizarre noises coming from a barn on campus.

And the unidentified student, who was arrested and charged with sexual assault of an animal, told police that he was stressed about an upcoming exam and had been drinking, according to ABC7.

‘It’s just kind of disgusting and revolting and personally makes me angry. I mean, why would you do that?’ said Marisa Burkdoll, a student who works with animals on campus.

‘It’s just kind of sick. It’s unnatural and the animals they can’t really, I mean they can’t defend themselves. They can to an extent but they’re innocent, you know what I mean?’

The sheep – one of many used for breeding at the school – is being treated by vets.

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