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Penis Lipstick Instagram Invasion

Lipstick Penises and Penis shaped lip sticks seem to be invading Instagram. The Instagram penis lipstick invasion has seen a new cute lipstick penis trend. Pinterest and Instagram blogger have been taking a lot of lipstick penis pictures lately. Lipstick penis, penis lipstick, lipstick penises, penis shaped lipsticks, dick lipsticks!!

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Lipsticks shaped like penises are a thing and we don’t know how to feel

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL BEAUTY AND PENIS ENTHUSIASTS: Lipsticks shaped liked penises exist in the world.

Yep. Here’s the beauty product you’ve been waiting for all your life. They’ve actually been around for a few years now, but they’re suddenly popping up on Instagram all over again.

I mean. There’s really not much to say other than this: these are lipsticks shaped like penises. They have tiny veins etched along the side. They come in plenty of colours that would not be healthy for an actual penis to be. Some of them have a touch of shimmer.

The lipsticks are mostly sold as cute little hen do gifts, because everyone loves to celebrate the joy of matrimony by smearing a dick on their lips.

But hey. Even if you’re not getting hitched, perhaps you’ll still enjoy the glory of having a bunch of teeny-tiny penis lipsticks in your makeup bag.

You can buy them through Etsy. To be fair, they’re actually really reasonably priced and come in fairly wearable shades.

And we think the penis tip would actually give pretty decent application.

Man CUTS OFF His OWN PENIS After Argument With Girlfriend | CCTV Video Footage

Man chops off own PENIS in horrifying footage following heated row on phone with girlfriend, with cctv footage. Extreme self harm as man self castration attempt on CCTV in public.

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Footage shows the bagel seller arguing on the phone before opening his trousers and appearing to cut off his manhood with a razor 

 This is the shocking moment a street food vendor cuts off his own penis after a heated row on the telephone with his girlfriend.

The incident involving the 21-year-old man, identified only by his initials of "HB", was captured on a grainy CCTV image shot in Yenisehir District in Mersin, a city on the Mediterranean coast of southern Turkey.

It shows the bagel seller arguing on the phone before opening his trousers and appearing to cut off his manhood with a razor.

Although the footage is not clear, eyewitnesses told media that he slashed his penis with the razor until it was severed in the busy street in broad daylight.

A plain clothes police officer intervened to restrain him with the help of passers-by

The man was then taken to the Mersin University Medical Faculty Hospital where surgeons managed to reattach the severed organ.

Terrifying: The footage is not clear but eyewitnesses described seeing the man using a razor on the busy street 

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Justin Bieber Clone-A-Willy Sex Toy

Justin Bieber Bora Bora Dick Pics went viral and now Clone-a-willy want to make Justin Bieber naked Bora Bora Dick into a Justin Bieber Sex Toy. In light of his recent Justin Bieber Threesome News, it looks like he's not Sorry and has a clear Purpose in life.

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Justin Bieber penis sex toy to hit the shelves? Company offer $1million for mould of star's manhood 

The Biebs was the talk of the internet when pictures of him holidaying naked in Bora Bora were leaked online

He became the talk of the internet when pictures of his penis were leaked online.

And now fans of Justin Bieber could soon be able to get their *ahem* hands on an intimate piece of the star.

Clone-A-Willy is reportedly offering a very hefty price to take a mould of Justin's package – said to be in the region of $1million – and then turn it into a sex toy .

Heat magazine got their hands on a supposed 'leaked letter' from the DIY dildo company, which read: "Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed.

"You can only imagine … a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and Clone-A-Willy in West Hollywood."

The Biebs must get some pretty wacky requests – but taking a mould of his manhood must be up there with the best of them.

The letter continued: "It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn't hurt his dating life."

Indeed.

There's no word back yet on whether Justin has agreed to become the 'face' of their new plastic peen.

The 21-year-old's naked figure was splashed ALL OVER THE INTERNET earlier this month when pictures emerged of him skinny dipping in Bora Bora.

After getting over the shock of seeing his member everywhere the Biebs addressed the leak, saying: "That was shrinkage for me!"

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World Naked Bike Ride Man Gets “Over Excited” || XXX Bike Race Erection

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World Naked Bike Ride: Nude cyclist removed by police after complaints he was ‘aroused’

One witness at the event in Canturbury, Kent, said: “I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight”

Police were forced to intervene in a naked cycling event – after reports one of the riders got ‘overexcited’.

The ‘aroused’ cyclist was pulled aside and put his jeans back on before being spoken to by officers.

Organisers of the World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR) said the rider was removed before the ride started in Canterbury, Kent, on Saturday.

The naked rides, which take place in cities and towns around the world, are organised to highlight the dangers cyclists face from cars.

Participants are permitted to cycle naked but must adhere to strict rules.

One witness said: “Everyone was taking their clothes off to get ready for the ride. I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight.

“It’s fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much.

“One of the organisers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police.

“The man looked sheepish when he was spoken to by the police.”

In a response to complaints posted on Facebook, ride organiser Barry Freeman said: “We do not accept this behaviour and he was dealt with and removed before the ride started.”

Organisers had previously told participants: “The police have confirmed they WILL act on ANY inappropriate behaviour and we, the organisers will support that.

“If you are coming just to be a pain in the neck and to be the one to end this WNBR we’d rather you stayed at home.”

The riders left the grounds of Canterbury Castle at about 3.30pm for a three-mile route around and through the city.

It is the third time the daring demonstration has taken place in Canterbury.

Protesters can cycle “as bare are you dare” but the rules state they must be riding bikes and there should be no skaters, or runners and riders cannot wear face masks.

Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult.

Organisers received complaints last year including about one man who turned up naked without a bike.

Kent Police said they kept a watching brief on the event.

Chief Insp Kevin Dyer said: “The primary role of Kent Police in this event is to facilitate any peaceful protest and officers have been working with organisers and partner agencies with the aim of keeping people safe and minimising disruption to the city.”

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Pinocchio Penis Tattoo Man Gets Lifetime Flying Ban

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Pinocchio Penis Tattoo Man Gets Lifetime Flying Ban – Man with Pinocchio penis tattoo gets lifetime ban from flying after showing it to passengers

A man has been banned from flying with an airline after waving a sex toy around and exposing his penis Pinocchio tattoo.
Tom Washington, 22, of Grimsby, boarded the Jet2 flight dressed up as a female cabin crew member for the lads’ holiday to Majorca.
He explained: ‘There were 23 of us altogether and we all met at East Midlands airport.
‘We got up in the early hours to do our make-up and hair like any presentable woman. We were all excited and sober at this point, and we got on to the plane with barrels of laughter from pretty much everyone – the airport staff and members of the public.
‘I got up but because my jacket was too tight, it exposed my chest which I had covered with a bra.
‘I then proceeded to help the cabin staff with the safety talk using a sex toy.’
He continued: ‘There were some old men on the plane as well and they were a laugh.

‘The lads mentioned I had a tattoo of Pinocchio, which I showed them, and that was the point where the manager took my passport.’
Steve Heapy, CEO of Jet2.com and Jet2holidays, said: ‘We carry millions of families every year so this disgusting behaviour will not be tolerated.
‘It is totally unacceptable.
‘We pride ourselves on giving our customers a friendly and relaxing flight experience so we will take action against anyone who causes offence and disruption to our crew and passengers.’
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The Man With No Penis

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– ‘I was punched in the face on a date for not having a penis’: Man born without manhood reveals effect it has had on his love life
Andrew Wardle, 39, from Stalybridge, Greater Manchester, was born without a penis because his bladder formed outside his body
– He will have groundbreaking operation where penis will be built from the skin on his arm
– He spoke on This Morning about how it has effected his relationships

A man born without a penis has revealed he can finally feel positive about the future after being offered groundbreaking surgery where the genital part will be created from his own arm.
Andrew Wardle, 39, from Stalybridge, Greater Manchester, explained on today’s This Morning he has ‘learnt to live’ with his condition but it has caused endless problems with his love life.
While he said he has never had any trouble getting girlfriends, he said some have been more understanding about his situation than others.

He recalled some dates reacted with anger – and one even with violence – when he told them the truth about his body.

‘It is difficult to explain to a new girlfriend but when I have some have been really nice about it,’ he said. ‘But I was punched in the face once when I told a girl. I guess she was angry as she felt like I had lied but it’s not something you can say right away.’

Mr Wardle has hit headlines before because of his rare affliction. He explained how he was born with an ectopic bladder, meaning it formed on the outside of his body. Doctors were able to fix his bladder so he was able to pass urine but he never developed a penis.

Presenters Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford asked him how he had coped as a school boy.

He said: ‘As child it was easy, guys don’t look at each others private bits. I did get bullied a little as I was always in and out of hospital, people didn’t know why I needed treatment but had an idea of area it was in.’

He explained how as he grew up it became ‘second nature’ to hide his problem and when he first began to develop sexual feeling towards women it wasn’t a problem thanks to having a sympathetic first love.

He said: ‘My first girlfriend was really nice and understanding. We went out for four years and it was not a problem. It may had been if we were together in the future but we were only 15 so it wasn’t.’

Despite his problem, Mr Wardle said he continued to have numerous girlfriends and his reluctance to jump into bed on the first date sometimes worked in his favour – as women were often delighted to be with a ‘nice guy’ who wanted to take the relationship slowly.

However, he also said he went through ‘dark times’ when he took drugs to forget about ‘who he was’. But this only led to him becoming more depressed and he was once so low he made a suicide attempt.

But with the help of family, friends, and a new supportive girlfriend, Freida, he in now back on track.

He admitted he is finally feeling ‘positive’ about the future as he is set to have a groundbreaking operation where a penis will be created from the skin in his arm.

This will then be ‘wired up’ to be fully functional.
There is a possibility he will one day be able to have children but he said he is yet to fully discuss this with surgeons at University College London who have agreed to carry out the complicated three-part operation.

‘I’ve learnt to live with one but I owe it to myself to give it a go,’ he said.

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VEDA Day 6 – The One With The Giant Snow Penis

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VEDA stands for Vlog Every Day in April and is a YouTube Challenge for vloggers to encourage vloggers to Vlog Every Day in April.

With this in mind my Vlog Every Day in April VEDA videos will be about the pictures on my wall.
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Docs Perform First Successful Penis Transplant

A 21-year-old man who lost his penis after circumcision regains all function within four months of surgery.

Doctors and nurses who performed the surgery.

Doctors have performed the world’s first successful penis transplant.

The nine-hour operation by surgeons in Cape Town offers hope to high numbers of South African men who lose their penises due to complications with traditional circumcision.

Experts thought the unnamed 21-year-old patient – who had to have his penis amputated three years ago after circumcision – would take two years to regain all function.

However, it has taken just four months for this to occur – resulting in December’s operation being declared a success.

The surgery was five years in the planning at Stellenbosch University and Tygerberg Hospital.

It was led by Professor Andre van der Merwe, who said: “We are very surprised by his rapid recovery.

“It’s a massive breakthrough. We’ve proved that it can be done – we can give someone an organ that is just as good as the one that he had.

“There is a greater need in South Africa for this type of procedure than elsewhere in the world, as many young men lose their penises every year due to complications from traditional circumcision.”

The surgery has been attempted once before – but this is the first example of a successful long-term result.

Experts estimate as many as 250 penis amputations take place every year across South Africa.

“This is a very serious situation,” said Prof van der Merwe. “For a young man of 18 or 19 years, the loss of his penis can be deeply traumatic.

“He doesn’t necessarily have the psychological capability to process this. There are even reports of suicide among these young men.

“The heroes in all of this for me are the donor, and his family. They saved the lives of many people because they donated the heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, skin, corneas, and then the penis.”

The transplant followed the path laid by the first facial transplant.

“We used the same type of microscopic surgery to connect small blood vessels and nerves, and the psychological evaluation of patients was also similar,” said Prof van der Merwe.

The procedure could eventually be extended to men who have lost their penises from penile cancer or as a last-resort treatment for severe erectile dysfunction.

Sex Theme Park With Giant Penis Rides Opens In Taiwan

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‘Sex theme park’ with giant penis rides to open in Taiwan

A sex theme park where tourists can ride astride gigantic stone penises with realistic scrotums is under construction in Taiwan.

The park will be called ‘Romantic Boulevard’, and will include an outdoor garden filled with erotic sculptures of mammoth phalluses, as well as statues of people and animals making love.

The mastermind behind the ‘sex park’ also hopes to build a hotel in case all the penises drive guests wild with desire.

The park will also include a ‘scenic area’ for wedding photos (hopefully not right next to the giant penises), and is to be based on South Korea’s popular Jeju Park (pictured).

‘We want people to fall in love with Taiwan, as well as fall in love while in Taiwan,’ said Shih Chao-hui, the deputy director of the local tourist office.

Shih claims that 200,000 visitors have already come to marvel at the giant dongs, and hopes to build a hotel into the park ‘just in case visitors want to turn their feelings into actions’.

Shih pooh-poohed suggestions that the park’s avenues of male members might offend visitors.

‘Look, we are in the business of tourism, not education or religion, so the question should be, “will the park generate business opportunities?”

‘We believe the answer is yes,’ Shih added.

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15 Year Old Boy Shot In Penis By His Friend

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15 Year Old Boy Shot In Penis By His Friend

A teenage boy in America was hospitalised after a friend accidentally shot him in the penis.

In a frantic 911 call, the unnamed 15-year-old, from Collier County, Florida, can be heard telling police how he received injuries to his arm and penis after the weapon accidentally discharged.

Police have said that while the teen initially refused to cooperate with their investigation, he eventually admitted that his friend had accidentally fired the weapon, but told him to leave so he would not get in trouble.

A teenage boy in America was hospitalised after a friend accidentally shot him in the penis.

In a frantic 911 call, the unnamed 15-year-old, from Collier County, Florida, can be heard telling police how he received injuries to his arm and penis after the weapon accidentally discharged.

Police have said that while the teen initially refused to cooperate with their investigation, he eventually admitted that his friend had accidentally fired the weapon, but told him to leave so he would not get in trouble.

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Woman gets PENIS tattooed on her shoulder – The Girl With The Dick Tattoo || Bodyshockers

Holly Aston was horrified when she woke up after a drunken party to find her friends had inked her with a DIY tattoo gun

She is the woman with Britain’s most embarrassing tattoo.

Holly Aston awoke after a drunken party to discover a man’s WILLY on her shoulder.

And it has ruined the teenage Birmingham student’s life.

Holly, who lives in Druids Heath, HID the tattoo from her parents for two years.

But eventually the awful truth came out.

She was just 17 when she allowed drunken friends to draw a penis on her shoulder with a DIY tattoo gun she’d bought on the internet.

Holly woke up next day horrified by the graphic image permanently inked on her body.

She even turned down a holiday in Lanzarote because she feared the tattoo would be revealed.

Holly, a self-confessed former ‘wild child’ says she has now grown up and wants to move on with her life.

“I had my first tattoo done by a qualified bloke who had turned part of his house into a studio,” she told the Birmingham Mail.

“I had a large picture done on my forearm of a comic book woman. It’s supposed to be Storm from the X Men, although I just chose it out of a book because I thought it was cool. My family hated it but I still went on to get more.

“It was so easy to buy a tattoo gun off the internet for about £50. You get the full kit of needles and ink and it’s easy to operate, though they give you no instructions about keeping it sterile. We were very lucky not to get an infection or blood poisoning.

“I had tattoo parties with my mates. We’d have some drinks and tattoo each other – it was stupid.”

It was during one of those parties that things got out of hand.

“I let my mates draw whatever they wanted,” sighs Holly. “I have the word ‘Dyke’ on my ankle, and then one drew the penis on my shoulder.

“I knew what they were doing and didn’t mind at the time. It was just a joke and I thought it was funny.

“But then I woke up the next day, looked at it and thought ‘Oh God, what have I done?’.

“The joke was over and it really wasn’t funny anymore.

“I had to keep it covered up in the summer; if I went swimming I tried to cover it with plasters because I didn’t want children seeing it.

“I turned down family holidays because I was hiding it from my mum and dad. I thought they’d kill me.

“I want to go to university this year and to be taken seriously without this silly tattoo, but I can’t afford the thousands of pounds it would cost to remove it.”

Holly has a diploma in animal management and wants to study animal behaviour and welfare, with the aim of working with endangered species.

Meanwhile, she works part-time in Poundland.

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Man with TWO penises releases memoir about living with extremely rare condition – The Reddit Man With 2 Dicks Publishes Book || DoubleDickDude Memoir

In ‘Double Header: My Life with Two Penises’ the anonymous writer talks about growing up with diphallia, and sleeping with hundreds of men and women

A man born with TWO penises has released a tell-all book about what it’s like to live with the extremely rare condition.

The man, who calls himself DoubleD***Dude, came to public attention earlier this year when he led a Q&A session on Reddit about what is medically known as diphallia.

He was born with two 10 inch, fully-functional penises, and claims to have slept with up to 1,000 men and women.

But after achieving notoriety on the online forum, he has now decided to reveal more details of his life in an E-autobiography titled: “Double Header: My Life with Two Penises”.

Speaking to Rolling Stone about why he decided to write the book, the anonymous author said: “Before I was ‘DoubleD***Dude no one cared about what I had to say.

“Since then, I’ve been able to help people who felt alone or lost.

“I’ve gotten so many messages from people who need encouragement for one thing or another.

“With so much negativity in the world, the ability to bring something positive to the table is a great feeling.”

In the memoir, he recounts the practicalities of living with a condition so rare that only 1 in 5.5 million men are born with it – and even fewer with penises that both function normally.

He talks about his childhood, how he lost his virginity, and a “wild streak of sexual adventures fresh out of high school”.

Bisexual himself, he also talks about coming to terms with his sexuality and accepting his unusual physical condition.

But he insists he does not want fame and fortune, with all profits from the book going to his editor.

And he has no plans to reveal his identity.

He told Rolling Stone: “If Superman revealed to the world he was Clark Kent, he would never ever be left alone…. If I went public and on camera, from that moment I’d be the guy with two d****, not me.”

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Masked Man Wearing Assless Pants Arrested for Alleged Horse Fucking – Stoned Man Arrested For Blowing A Horse

A Wisconsin man was arrested in Wausau last week for alleged horse fucking after sheriff’s deputies found him in a barn with a jar of vaseline. Jared Kreft, 30, was reportedly wearing “a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas,” and later admitted to performing oral sex on the horse.

From the Daily Herald:

He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed “horse pornography” before the incident.

Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.

When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents.

Kreft was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender, and bail jumping. He’s being held on $2,000 bond and has been ordered to stay away from the barn where his alleged crimes took place.

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10 Bizarre Sex Facts You Probably Didn’t Know

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1 – One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed.

2 – Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

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6 – A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.

7 – The “G-spot” was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.

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9 – 15% of adults have had sexual intercourse at work.
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10 – 75% of Japanese women own a vibrator. The average worldwide is 47%.

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Top 10 Sexy Men Of Rock Music ft David Bowie’s Penis and Fat Axel Rose

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As promised a top 10 sexy handsome list of male stars of rock music featuring

1. Matt Bellamy (Muse)
2. Jacoby Shaddix (Papa Roach)
3. Dave Grohl (Foo/Nirvana)
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5. Pete Wentz
6. David Bowie (Penis)
7. Slash (GnR, Velvet Revolver)
8. Myles Kennedy (Alter Bridge, Slash)
9. Alice Cooper
10. Till Lindemann

10 - till lindemann 9 - alice cooper 8 - Myles Kennedy Slash - Made In Stoke. On Sky Arts 6 - David Bowie Penis 6 - David Bowie 5 - Pete Wentz 4 - Corey Taylor 3 - Dave Grohl 2- Jacoby Shaddix 1 -Matt Bellamy

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