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8 HORRIFYING SEX ACCIDENTS That Will Make You Laugh (ep.01)

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Erotic accidents and horrifying sex accidents that will make you wince in horror. Funny porn sex accidents, erotic sex fails. Sex accidents like anal potatoes, penis bitten off, snapped penis, kama sutra sex mistakes, electric sex vibrator sex toys and spicy oral sex. Sex fails, porn sex accidents.

1. The concrete rectum

One experimental couple decided to mix things up in the bedroom in the most bizarre way imaginable when one of the chaps poured wet cement into the anus of his partner.

Surprisingly this didn’t end well and the lad was rushed to hospital when the substance started to set, causing him extreme amounts of pain.

Silver lining – the couple now have a lifelike cast of one of their rectums to remember the romantic occasion.

2. The electric saw vibrator

Where do people get their kinky ideas from? When a normal dildo isn’t enough, why not just attach your sex toy to an electric saw?

Oh, because it will cut your nether regions quite badly when put to use. D’uh. Police in the US brought no charges against this weird couple as no crime had been committed. Unless utter stupidity is a crime?

3. The bitten off penis

This story from Singapore will have every man sweating to within an inch of his life. A randy chap was being pleasured by his secret girlfriend in a parked car. A van reversed and accidentally bumped the car, giving the woman such a fright that her jaw snapped shut like a bear trap.

As the horrified man lost his pride and joy, he probably lost his marriage too. His wife had hired a private investigator who caught the whole thing on film. One of those days, eh?

4. The couple left sealed together

The Kama Sutra has brought many couples plenty of thrills but one married pair from Russia saw the dark side of this book.

They were enjoying the deck chair position which involved the woman being held almost like a wheelbarrow, when a leg spasm caused suction to go all wrong. The couple were sealed together and had to be loaded into the ambulance still in the position. That would have been entertaining for everyone in the A and E waiting room.

5. Curry night blisters

A woman in the US was admitted to hospital with serious bursting boils all over her vagina after her thoughtless hubby decided to perform an act of love after going out for a curry.

Hot stuff indeed – but probably a little too hot for this poor lady.

6. The penile fracture caused by mum

Ouch! Are these the worst ever sex injuries?

Solo sex can be a hazard too, so all of you singletons needn’t be breathing a sigh of relief quite yet. A man in his 60s was enthusiastically going at it in his bedroom when his mum unexpectedly came in. Diving for the door to slam her out before she was subjected to a ghastly sight, the man stumbled.

And the loud snap that followed is something from every man’s nightmares. Boners may not have actual bones but they can still break.

7. The inhaled condom

Runny noses and fevers are pretty standard symptoms so a lady from India didn’t pay much heed to her constant state of being under the weather until it had been happening for over a year. Visiting the doctor at last, she was informed that she had a condom in her lung.

Turns out she had accidentally inhaled it, somehow without noticing, while giving her boyfriend a treat.

8. The priest and the potato

The truth of this story may never be known but a man of the cloth in the UK shamefully visited the hospital to tell them that he had a potato lodged inside his backside.

Timidly explaining that he had been putting up curtains when he fell backwards onto the kitchen table where said spud was sitting, he was treated without question.

But we’re fairly sure there would have been a few doubts in the nurse’s mind that day.

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34 Weird Questions in 3.5minutes

Randomly Weird Questions to ask. This is my Questions Season 2 or Questions Con 😉 Ever wonder about life and think of Funny Questions? Weird Questions? Thought Provoking Questions? Or just Weird Questions you wish you had answers for? Weird questions to ask Siri? 

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Poop Museum Opening In The UK | Isle Of Wight Poo Museum

Isle of White Poo Museum is a thing! Poo Museum UK is exactly what is sounds like a Museum of Poo. This Poo Museum Isle Of Wight opens on Good Friday and Poo Museum Sandow Zoo. Shit museum? Or just museum poo?

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There’s a national poo museum opening in Britain to celebrate the ‘wonders of excrement’

Britain’s getting its very own alternative museum – and it’s going to be entirely devoted to poo.

We’re not kidding.

The museum is coming to the Isle of Wight and will be based at the Sandown zoo.

It’s set to open on Good Friday and hopes to make people appreciate the ‘wonders of excrement’.
And just in case you thought this was some early April Fool’s Day prank, a spokeswoman confirmed it all.

‘It’s stinky, unpleasant and sometimes dangerous stuff — but it’s all around us and inside us too — and perhaps surprisingly our planet would be a much poorer place without it!’ she said.

She added that it’s set to be ‘the place to immerse oneself in the wonder of excrement while finding out lots of extraordinary nuggets of information about all things poo-y. Kids will love it!’

The project has been developed by Isle of Wight landscapers and artists Ecclestone George, who have previously created some of the big cat enclosures at the zoo.
So what can you expect at this Poo-seum?

Visitors will see everything from a 38 million-year-old faecal specimen to other such relics such as freeze-dried excrement from various different species like meerkats, foxes, cows, owls, and even human babies.

There’ll also be freeze-dried displays of poop hung from the ceiling, so watch your heads guys.

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The British Tag – YouTube Tag Video

The British Tag, YouTube tag, The British Tag vlogs are a collection of very British people making videos about their very British Lives. YouTube The British Tag Questions, British YouTuber Tag, Tag Videos.

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11. What British song pops into your head?
12. Marmite?

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WiFi Enabled Sheep || Weird Technology

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Sheep to be turned into WiFi hotspots in rural areas – WiFi Enabled Sheep

The countryside might have beautiful views and fresh air, but the lack of good WiFi makes it nearly impossible to check Facebook and post pictures of #thegreatoutdoors to Instagram.

However this one flaw in the rural Britain could soon be a thing of the past as a university team are planning on turning sheep into mobile WiFi hotspots.

(Note: This is not an early and elaborate April fools joke)

Professor Gordon Blair and his team from Lancaster University are trialling a project in which they hope to pioneer the ‘Internet of Things’ (or IOT) project.

They plan to fit sheep with collars to track their movements, and add sensors to river banks to measure erosion.

Not only do they hope this will provide invaluable information about the countryside, but they even say one day these electrical devices could be used as WiFi spots.

‘The possibilities are limitless,’ said Prof Blair.

‘Cities have been the focus of much of the boom in this type of technology – it has been used to keep traffic flowing on our roads, monitor air pollution and even help us find a parking spot.

‘But the countryside faces challenges of its own, from subtle environmental changes to catastrophic events such as flooding.’

The collars worn by the sheep will be able to transmit data as far as 5km, making them perfect emergency WiFi hotspots for lost ramblers.

And before you say it – yes, we called up Lancaster University to confirm that this isn’t one big joke.

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Random questions…

Can you get mushroom seeds?

How can you grow mushrooms and garentee a type?

Or is a mushroom its own seed?

Why is there an S in LISP?

What do blind people see in their dreams?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?

Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

Do stairs go up or down?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Can crop circles be square?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Why do they call the little candy bars “fun sizes”. Wouldn’t it be more fun to eat a big one?

What is Satan’s last name?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

Can animals commit suicide?

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

What was Captain Hook’s name before he got the hook?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you without your clothes on anyway.

Why do people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every few hours?

If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

Can you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?

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50 Shades Of Grey Injury Explosion!

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Ouch! Sex toy related injuries have surged since the release of Fifty Shades of Grey – 50 Shades Of Grey Injury Explosion!

he NHS and London Fire Brigade are bracing themselves for a slew of sex related injuries. Because Fifty Shades of Grey hits our cinemas – and our bedrooms – this weekend.

The London Fire Brigade (LFB) said today it was ‘concerned’ the film’s release could lead to a ‘spike’ in people being stuck or trapped in handcuffs or bindings.

Since April, it has attended 393 such incidents.

Meanwhile, sex toy injuries have doubled overall since 2007. And, according to recent figures, they saw a spike in 2012 and 2013 following the release of the Fifty Shades mummy porn trilogy.

These concerning stats, reported by the Washington Post, come courtesy of the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System, which has tracked casualty admissions since 1991.

Injuries relating to ‘massage devices and vibrators’ rocketed in 2012, when 2,500 people checked in at the ER. The first Fifty Shades of Grey book was released in 2011. There is no proof the two are linked, but, well, it’s safe to assume they could be.

Thankfully, most injuries incurred were not too severe.

71 per cent of patients were treated and released, with only 25 per cent requiring hospitalization. And the good news was that none of the cases required assistance from the fire department, and zero deaths were recorded.

Phew.

However, with reports that sex shops on both sides of the Atlantic are already stocking up on their sex toys ahead of the film’s release this weekend – while B&Q is warning staff to expect a run on DIY S&M items – there could be trouble ahead for an already stretched NHS.

Stay safe out there folks.

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Music Festival Survival Guide || Festival Top Tips [REMASTERED]

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Ultimate Music Festival Survival Guide | Festival Top Tips | Download, Glastonbury, Reading & Leeds, Bestival

This is my top tips for music festivals or Festivals For Dummies so to speak.

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Everybody loves a music festival. Music Festivals and their headline acts are the dreams of my music festival fans. Most music festival fans will try the music festival camping and the music festival camping is a integral part of the music festival experience. I have been to a few music festivals such as Sonisphere Music Festival and Download Music Festival but I have always love the idea of one day going to Reading & Leeds Music Festival, Glastonbury Music Festival, Hyde Park Calling Festival, Isle Of Wight Festival, Bloodstock Music Festival and maybe Woodstock Festival, Burning Man Festival, Wacken Music Festival, or even Sweden Rocks Music Festival sometime in the future.

Music Festivals can be a great way to meet people and find new bands and normally have big music festival headliners with fantastic live sets such as Metallica, Rammstein, Avenged Sevenfold, Muse, Eminem, Chase and Status, Paramore, Guns and Roses, Foo Fighters, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Linkin Park, and many other live music festival headliners and live festival sets that draw thousands in to enjoy their favourite music festival.

This vlog is to offer Ultimate Music Festival Survival Guide and Festival Top Tips for music festival camping tips as a music festival survival guide based on my experience as a boy scout and a veteran of Download Music Festival and Sonisphere which are known for their fluctuating weather conditions. This Survival Guide will help you survive the music festival. The Ultimate Music Festival Survival Guide and Festival Top Tips include how to plan your festival, camp at a music festival and Festival Survival Guide to food, prices and how not to be a dick.

The Ultimate Music Festival Survival Guide and Festival Top Tips vlog is hopefully a good Festival Bible and will give you a Festivals For Dummies style top tips and help guide to keep you safe.

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Sex Theme Park With Giant Penis Rides Opens In Taiwan

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‘Sex theme park’ with giant penis rides to open in Taiwan

A sex theme park where tourists can ride astride gigantic stone penises with realistic scrotums is under construction in Taiwan.

The park will be called ‘Romantic Boulevard’, and will include an outdoor garden filled with erotic sculptures of mammoth phalluses, as well as statues of people and animals making love.

The mastermind behind the ‘sex park’ also hopes to build a hotel in case all the penises drive guests wild with desire.

The park will also include a ‘scenic area’ for wedding photos (hopefully not right next to the giant penises), and is to be based on South Korea’s popular Jeju Park (pictured).

‘We want people to fall in love with Taiwan, as well as fall in love while in Taiwan,’ said Shih Chao-hui, the deputy director of the local tourist office.

Shih claims that 200,000 visitors have already come to marvel at the giant dongs, and hopes to build a hotel into the park ‘just in case visitors want to turn their feelings into actions’.

Shih pooh-poohed suggestions that the park’s avenues of male members might offend visitors.

‘Look, we are in the business of tourism, not education or religion, so the question should be, “will the park generate business opportunities?”

‘We believe the answer is yes,’ Shih added.

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10 Top Tips For The Perfect Nights Sleep

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10 Tips For The Perfect Nights Sleep

Healthy sleep habits can make a big difference in your quality of life. Having healthy sleep habits is often referred to as having good “sleep hygiene.”

Try to keep the following sleep practices on a consistent basis:

1 – Stick to the same bedtime and wake up time, even on the weekends. This helps to regulate your body’s clock and could help you fall asleep and stay asleep for the night.

2 – Practice a relaxing bedtime ritual.
A relaxing, routine activity right before bedtime conducted away from bright lights helps separate your sleep time from activities that can cause excitement, stress or anxiety which can make it more difficult to fall asleep, get sound and deep sleep or remain asleep.

3 – Avoid naps, especially in the afternoon.
Power napping may help you get through the day, but if you find that you can’t fall asleep at bedtime, eliminating even short catnaps may help.

4 – Exercise daily.
Vigorous exercise is best, but even light exercise is better than no activity. Exercise at any time of day, but not at the expense of your sleep.

5 – Evaluate your room.
Design your sleep environment to establish the conditions you need for sleep. Your bedroom should be cool – between 60 and 67 degrees. Your bedroom should also be free from any noise that can disturb your sleep. Finally, your bedroom should be free from any light. Check your room for noises or other distractions. This includes a bed partner’s sleep disruptions such as snoring. Consider using blackout curtains, eye shades, ear plugs, “white noise” machines, humidifiers, fans and other devices.

6 – Sleep on a comfortable mattress and pillows.
Make sure your mattress is comfortable and supportive. The one you have been using for years may have exceeded its life expectancy – about 9 or 10 years for most good quality mattresses. Have comfortable pillows and make the room attractive and inviting for sleep but also free of allergens that might affect you and objects that might cause you to slip or fall if you have to get up during the night.

7- Use bright light to help manage your circadian rhythms.
Avoid bright light in the evening and expose yourself to sunlight in the morning. This will keep your circadian rhythms in check.

8 – Avoid alcohol, cigarettes, and heavy meals in the evening.
Alcohol, cigarettes and caffeine can disrupt sleep. Eating big or spicy meals can cause discomfort from indigestion that can make it hard to sleep. It is good to finish eating at least 2-3 hours before bedtime.

9 – Wind down. Your body needs time to shift into sleep mode, so spend the last hour before bed doing a calming activity such as reading. For some people, using an electronic device such as a laptop can make it hard to fall asleep, because the particular type of light emanating from the screens of these devices is activating to the brain. If you have trouble sleeping, avoid electronics before bed or in the middle of the night.

10 – If you can’t sleep, go into another room and do something relaxing until you feel tired. It is best to take work materials, computers and televisions out of the sleeping environment. Use your bed only for sleep and sex to strengthen the association between bed and sleep. If you associate a particular activity or item with anxiety about sleeping, omit it from your bedtime routine.

If you’re still having trouble sleeping, don’t hesitate to speak with your doctor or to find a sleep professional. You may also benefit from recording your sleep in a Sleep Diary to help you better evaluate common patterns or issues you may see with your sleep or sleeping habits.

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The Lib Dems just released a poster that looks like a porn advert

Someone at the liberal Democrats HQ might just be getting a stern talking to for this one.

The deputy prime minister’s team released this publicity poster this week campaigning for the Chilcot report to be released to the public as soon as possible.

Unfortunately the person who created the artwork must have had other things on his or her mind.

That’s because the yellow square around the word ‘publish’ looks suspiciously similar to the branding for the porn website PornHub.

Just look at a few of PornHub’s recent adverts for comparison.

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15 Year Old Boy Shot In Penis By His Friend

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15 Year Old Boy Shot In Penis By His Friend

A teenage boy in America was hospitalised after a friend accidentally shot him in the penis.

In a frantic 911 call, the unnamed 15-year-old, from Collier County, Florida, can be heard telling police how he received injuries to his arm and penis after the weapon accidentally discharged.

Police have said that while the teen initially refused to cooperate with their investigation, he eventually admitted that his friend had accidentally fired the weapon, but told him to leave so he would not get in trouble.

A teenage boy in America was hospitalised after a friend accidentally shot him in the penis.

In a frantic 911 call, the unnamed 15-year-old, from Collier County, Florida, can be heard telling police how he received injuries to his arm and penis after the weapon accidentally discharged.

Police have said that while the teen initially refused to cooperate with their investigation, he eventually admitted that his friend had accidentally fired the weapon, but told him to leave so he would not get in trouble.

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99 Questions featuring Forever Never & TwigSays

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A huge barrage of questions featuring…

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1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8:Do you have freckles?

9:Do you always smile for pictures?

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

12:Have you ever pee’d in the woods?

13:What about pooped in the woods?

14:Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16:How many people have you slept with this week?

17:What size is your bed?

18:What is your Song of the week?

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20:Do you still watch cartoons?

21:What is your least favourite movie?

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23:What do you drink with dinner?

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25:What is your favourite food?

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31:Can you change the oil on a car?

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33:Ever ran out of gas?

34:Favourite kind of sandwich?

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36:What is your usual bedtime?

37:Are you lazy?

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?

40:How many languages can you speak?

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43:Are you stubborn?

44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

45:Ever watch soap operas?

46:Are you afraid of heights?

47:Do you sing in the car?

48:Do you sing in the shower?

49:Do you dance in the car?

50:Ever used a gun?

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53:Is Christmas stressful?

54:Ever eat a pierogi?

55:Favourite type of fruit pie?

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57:Do you believe in ghosts?

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59:Take a vitamin daily?

60:Wear slippers?

61:Wear a bath robe?

62:What do you wear to bed?

63:First concert?

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65:Nike or Adidas?

66:Cheetos Or Fritos?

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69:Ever take dance lessons?

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71:Can you curl your tongue?

72:Ever won a spelling bee?

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74:Own any record albums?

75:Own a record player?

76:Regularly burn incense?

77:Ever been in love?

78:Who would you like to see in concert?

79:What was the last concert you saw?

80:Hot tea or cold tea?

81:Tea or coffee?

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83:Can you swim well?

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85:Are you patient?

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?

87:Ever won a contest?

88:Ever have plastic surgery?

89:Which are better black or green olives?

90:Can you knit or crochet?

91:Best room for a fireplace?

92:Do you want to get married?

93:If married, how long have you been married?

94:Who was your HS crush?

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96:Do you have kids?

97:Do you want kids?

98:Whats your favourite colour?

99:Do you miss anyone right now?

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Gwyneth Paltrow Steams Her Vagina – Beauty Gossip?

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Gwyneth Paltrow Steams Her Vagina || V-Steam Vagina Health Treatment – Gwyneth steaming her vagina is the best thing she’s done in years

“Hey, did you see what Gwyneth Paltrow said about vaginas?” a friend emailed the other day. Now, I tend to get a lot of email about Gwyneth Paltrow, mostly thanks to an open letter I wrote a year ago that has people convinced I need to be informed of her every move. Most of the time, my reaction is a resounding “Meh.”

But this? This, I had to see.

And I was not disappointed when I clicked the link he had sent me.

In fact, I was the opposite of disappointed. In a month of depressing news, bleak, serious events and nonstarter blizzards, Paltrow’s recent endorsement of the Mugwort V-Steam is a small bright spot of pure, genius comedy.

What’s that, you say? A Mugwort V-Steam?

It’s a Harry Potter-sounding spa treatment that is, in her own words, “a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release — not just a steam douche — that balances female hormone levels.”
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I’m going to give you a minute to read that again: Mini-throne, uterus, steam douche. (Not included: the actual word vagina. But this is what we are talking about here.)

“If you’re in LA,” she adds, “you have to do it.”

I don’t live in LA, so I won’t be partaking of this amazing, terrifying-sounding treatment. Also, from what I’ve read, the health benefits of this are dubious at best.

“Does Paltrow think her fallopian tubes are getting tidied up in the process, too? It does not,” wrote exasperated pediatrician Russell Saunders in a Daily Beast column.

“The female reproductive tract does not need to be cleaned at all. In fact, methods of feminine cleansing like douching can do more harm than good. Women should no more steam their vaginas than flush them with Lysol.”

Granted, the V-Steam is not something Paltrow made up out of thin, steam-filled air — it’s actually a centuries-old practice in Korea called chai-yok, and its practitioners believe it can reduce stress, regulate menstrual cycles and get rid of hemorrhoids.

Still, I’m going to side with the person who actually went to medical school.

But science aside, I am starting to really enjoy Gwynnie. She’s gotten so eccentric, unaware and zanily over-the-top, that she is now on the level of Joaquin Phoenix-style performance art, with an added level of hilarious 2015 Marie Antoinette “Let them eat kale” thrown in for good measure.

She shows up in nude jumpsuits on “The Tonight Show,” performs Broadway-style raps of “Anaconda” and doles out nutty health advice.

She’s gotten people revved up enough times to know the drill: If you want people to stop, you just have to stop making grand pronouncements. Normal celebrities would have retired into a cave for a year and joined five charities in the hopes of getting better publicity, eschewing all interviews save for a quick Q&A to promote their newest movie or their latest line at Target or their most recent episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”

Not Gwyneth. She’s like, “Yeah, I know you all think I’m nuts — and no, I’m not going to shut up. I’m gonna keep talking. Next up: Steam your vagina.”

If being honest and open about who you are is a hallmark of happiness, well, then, Gwyneth Paltrow is probably one of the happiest people on the planet. She just does not care — and I like that.

She is weird enough to be one of my friends, any of our friends, really — a quirky, lively, truly bizarre mind in the body of the Prettiest Girl from High School. So with that, I say bravo, Gwyneth. Carry on with your steamed lady parts.

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Russia Bans All Transexuals From Driving || Unfit to drive?

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Russia lists transgender people among those unfit to drive – Russia Bans All Transexuals From Driving || Unfit to drive?

MOSCOW – New Russian road safety regulations bar transsexuals, transvestites and others with sexual “disorders” from driving, ostensibly for medical reasons.

The new regulations have been criticized by rights activists, who see them as unconstitutional and likely to exacerbate an already hostile climate for the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community in Russia.

“The new Russian rules banning people from driving because of their gender identity are ridiculous and unlawful,” Nils Muiznieks, human rights commissioner for the Council of Europe, said in a message posted Friday on Facebook. He urged Russia “to immediately amend the rules to remove this ban.”

The government resolution, dated Dec. 29 and signed by Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev, lists numerous medical conditions, including “mental and behavioural disorders” defined by the World Health Organization, that the government believes disqualify a person for a driving license.

The resolution does not claim WHO endorsement for the new driving restrictions.

“That is certainly not the intent of WHO’s classifications,” said Shekhar Saxena, director of WHO’s mental health department. He said they were meant to lead to more reliable diagnosis, so “for example, when someone is diagnosed with a disease in Germany, they would get the same diagnosis in France.”

The WHO classification contains “gender identity disorders” such as transsexualism and “disorders of sexual preference,” including fetishism and voyeurism. The organization, which has been under pressure for years to stop considering transgender people as mentally ill, is currently revising its International Classification of Diseases, which came into use in 1994. The revised version is due in 2017, according to the WHO website.

Saxena said there are working groups considering whether gender identity should be deleted from the mental disorders chapter.

Human Rights First activist Shawn Gaylord said in a statement that the rule change “leaves the door open for increased harassment, persecution and discrimination of transgender people by Russian authorities.” He also said it could deter transgender people from seeking mental health services for fear of receiving a diagnosis that would strip them of their right to drive.

If the regulations do deter people from seeking medical help, this would have implications beyond the transgender community. Those barred from driving also include people who suffer from mood disorders, anxiety, depression, dementia and schizophrenia. Based on the WHO classifications referred to in the regulations, drug addicts and pathological gamblers also could be kept from getting behind the wheel.

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