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30 Half Naked And Hairy Questions #AskAlan4

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From time to time I invite you to submit questions for a Q&A session and this is the rather mixed bag of questions from the Hairy Family 🙂

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Automated Blowjob Machine Crowdfunded | Indiegogo AutoBlow2

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Crowdfunded oral sex machine is now available for pre-order

The only thing stranger than products on crowdfunding sites is the fact they sometimes reach their investment targets.

Take the Autoblow 2 for example, an innovative sex toy that uses a motor to give the more discerning gentleman hands free stimulation.

This means he can now punctuate World of Warcraft sessions, 4Chan and crushing loneliness with a ‘surprisingly good’ substitute for oral sex.

The fellatio-bot got a lot of press about a month ago, after it was posted on crowdfunding site Indiegogo by a company known as Letsgasm!

In the time since it has not only reached its investment target of $45,000, but has received another $235,247 on top of that.

Unlike the more traditional Fleshlight, the Autoblow 2 works electronically. The user inserts himself into the contraption, plugs it in, and sits back to let the device’s motor do the work.

Make sure you check out the above video for a fuller explanation.

Inventor Brian Sloan assures us that there is no risk of the device short-circuiting. If you believe him, you can pre-order yours here.

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Piers Morgan Accidentally Tweets Asian Porn

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Piers Morgan Accidentally Tweets Asian Porn?

From time to time we all make mistakes. We get fired from our jobs and cry (like Piers Morgan). We make comments that makes everyone hate us (like Piers Morgan), and in the depths of despair you go home and log onto your favourite pornhub porn youtube website such as youporn, red box or maybe even pornhub itself. You pick your favourite type of porn… like asian porn… and TWEET IT TO THE WORLD?

Thats right recently sacked Piers Morgan who we all hate… I mean love to hate… decided maybe he could knock one out while live tweeting about it… well so it seems. Piers Morgan who was fired from CNN for huge drops in his US show seems to be making even bigger puddles of mess on the internet this week when an image appeared of a tweet of him linking to porn youtube esk website pornhub.

However the instant that “Piers Morgan” tweeted this pornhub Life Story of asianness tweet it was removed and then the internet world tried to figure out if the Piers Morgan Tweet was Faked. So, just to wade in on this stick Piers Morgan Asian Porn Tweet band wagon, I thought Id look into his PornHub tweet a little closer…. not too close mind you, just incase its still a little wet.

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Cinema shows children Nymphomaniac trailer instead of Disney film Frozen

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Cinema shows children Nymphomaniac trailer instead of Disney film Frozen

A group of children didn’t quite get the Disney film they were expecting after a cinema accidentally showed a trailer for sexually explicit movie, Nymphomaniac. Is that the weirdest Disney Porn ever?

Horrified parents at the cinema in Tampa, Florida, in the US, reportedly covered their children’s eyes, while others made a swift move towards the exit as the clip for Lars von Trier’s art house sex film was played out. Shock disney porn!

Lynn Greene, who had taken her grandchildren to see the Disney animation Frozen, said there were some technical difficulties delaying the start of the film so the theatre played another cartoon.

However, a teaser for a film described as the most explicit to ever be shown in mainstream cinemas was screened instead.

‘They put in the filler, it looked like Steamboat Willie, the old Mickey Mouse cartoon, and then all of a sudden it goes into this other scene,’ Mrs Greene told My Fox Tampa Bay. ‘It seemed like forever when you’re trying to, you know, cover a little guy’s eyes. I didn’t have enough hands to cover his ears too and he got the sound down real good.

‘You’re talking, what, a PG-rated movie to all of a sudden have an R-rated scene up there for little children? My concern is that there should be safeguards in place so that this doesn’t happen again,’ she added.

The cinema has since offered free film tickets to those in the audience.

Various trailers for Nymphomaniac, featuring an all-star cast including Charlotte Gainsbourg, Uma Thurman, Willem Dafoe, Shia LeBeouf, Jamie Bell and Christian Slater, have already been banned from YouTube for their graphic sexual content.

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10 Bizarre Sex Facts You Probably Didn’t Know

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1 – One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed.

2 – Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

3 – A female ferret will die if she doesn’t have sex for a year.

4 – Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second.

5 – The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.

6 – A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.

7 – The “G-spot” was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.

8 – A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.
NO REASON NOT TO SWALLOW!

9 – 15% of adults have had sexual intercourse at work.
I WORK FOR MYSELF – KISS HAND

10 – 75% of Japanese women own a vibrator. The average worldwide is 47%.

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Miley Cyrus naked yet again in latest Terry Richardson photos

The campaign to clothe Miley Cyrus faced another setback today as Terry Richardson posted new pictures of the ever-twerking singer on his diary website that see her posing in a minute leotard and getting intimate with a soda can.

Miley Cyrus naked again in latest Terry Richardson photos
Miley Cyrus being Miley Cyrus in New York City (Picture: Terry Richardson)

Perhaps fearing that her sledgehammer licking and wrecking ball riding has gone stale, Cyrus took zany nakedness to new levels in the intimate snaps, at one point hoisting her leotard up to her crotch.

It’s fair to say the 20-year-old has rebranded over the past few months, ditching her Disney image and developing a strange obsession with butts, as seen in her most recent music videos We Can’t Stop, Wrecking Ball and 23.

Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video gets photoshop treatment
Miley Cyrus sat on a  wrecking ball in the video for the single (Picture: Planet Photos)

The publication of the photos will come as no surprise to Cyrus, who herself tweeted two of the images, though she opted for less risque ones of her sticking her tongue out and smoking in a tie-dye t-shirt.

Richardson is known for his revealing portraits of celebrities, but has also shot some considerably more-clothed famous people including President Barack Obama.

LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 21:  Entertainer Miley Cyrus performs onstage during the iHeart Radio Music Festival Village on September 21, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Getty Images for Clear Channel
Miley Cyrus performing onstage last month – and still not wearing very much (Picture: Getty Images for Clear Channel)

Cyrus received an unlikely warning about her new persona from Sinead O’Connor, who urged her to not let the music industry ‘make a prostitute’ out of her.

25 Aug 2013, New York City, New York State, USA --- NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 25, 2013 Miley Cyrus perfroms at the MTV Video Music Awards at the Barclays Center August 25, 2013 in Brooklyn, New York © Walik Goshorn . --- Image by ©  Walik Goshorn/Retna Ltd./Corbis
Miley’s infamous performance at the VMAs (Picture: Walik Goshorn/Retna Ltd./Corbis)

The singer didn’t take kindly to the open letter, comparing her to Amanda Bynes on Twitter and reposting some of O’Connor’s tweets during her well-publicised Twitter breakdown.

FILE - In this Saturday, Sept. 21, 2013 file photo, Miley Cyrus performs at IHeartRadio Music Festival, day 2, in Las Vegas, NV. Cyrusís wild child antics, from being nude in the music video for her first No. 1 hit, ìWrecking Ball,î to her nipple tape at the iHeartRadio Music Festival, have made headlines. (Photo by Al Powers/Powers Imagery/Invision /AP, File)
Miley, still making headlines with her attire at the iHeartRadio Music Festival (Photo by Al Powers/Powers Imagery/Invision /AP)

Punk Band Shoots Porn Film on Front Lawn of Westboro Baptist Church

Get Shot!, a California punk band that bills itself as “the sleaziest punk band in the world” and “the first band ever to start a porn site,” is particularly proud of its latest release: A porn “film” shot entirely on the front lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Upping the blasphe-larious ante set for them by the satanists who held a graveside ceremony that turned Fred Phelps’ dead mom gay, the members of Get Shot! took a detour while driving to a concert in Denver, stopping outside the Topeka headquarters of the WBC to film their bass player masturbating naked outside the house that hate built.

“The Phelps family and Westboro Baptist Church are ridiculous and do nothing except spread hate and cause controversy,” Laura Lush said in a press release. “As a bisexual woman and the bass player of a ridiculous punk band, I wanted to spread my legs and cause controversy.”

The entire clip was uploaded to the band’s free porn site, where it allegedly caught the attention of a WBC clan member.

“Someone from your church’s IP address spent 41 minutes looking at our website,” the band tweeted earlier today. “That’s longer than the video on your lawn!!!”

There has been no official response to the video from any of the Twitter accounts officially associated with the WBC, but the band promised to be back in a few months with “a group of girls and a whole camera crew.”

Check out Westboro Baptist Finger Bang!!! below. It’s obviously NSFW (the best kind of SFW):

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Saved! – SourceFedNerd Movie Club Review

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SourceFedNerd Movie Club review of Saved! When a girl attending a Christian high school becomes pregnant, she finds herself ostracised and demonised, as all of her former friends turn on her.

Director:
Brian Dannelly
Writers:
Brian Dannelly, Michael Urban
Stars:
Jena Malone, Mandy Moore, Macaulay Culkin

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