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Man With 19 Inch Wang – World Record Penis?

Weird sex record fact, worlds biggest penis Johan Falcon vs Roberto Esquivel Cabrera. Poor Roberto is miserable with his 19 inch wang but wants to challenge for the world record!

He claims to have the world’s longest penis – but poor Roberto Esquivel Cabrera isn’t happy about it.

Far from fighting off the women, he claims his 18.9in member is scaring them away.

He also thinks it stops him from holding down a proper job, and wants to be registered as disabled.

But despite the huge discomfort it causes him, he wants the whole world to know about it, and has called for his penis to be recognised by the Guinness Book of Records.

Roberto, 52, got it X-rayed to disprove the doubters wrong.

But doctors believe that nearly 13 inches of it are just skin.

Speaking about his sorry predicament, he said: ‘Look where it is, it goes far below the knees.

‘I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.

‘Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition.’

Roberto, from Saltillo, in the north-east of Mexico, has claimed an honour thought belong to American Johan Falcon, whose manhood measured 13.38.

He lives alone and has to scavenge for food, he says.

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Pinocchio Penis Tattoo Man Gets Lifetime Flying Ban

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Pinocchio Penis Tattoo Man Gets Lifetime Flying Ban – Man with Pinocchio penis tattoo gets lifetime ban from flying after showing it to passengers

A man has been banned from flying with an airline after waving a sex toy around and exposing his penis Pinocchio tattoo.
Tom Washington, 22, of Grimsby, boarded the Jet2 flight dressed up as a female cabin crew member for the lads’ holiday to Majorca.
He explained: ‘There were 23 of us altogether and we all met at East Midlands airport.
‘We got up in the early hours to do our make-up and hair like any presentable woman. We were all excited and sober at this point, and we got on to the plane with barrels of laughter from pretty much everyone – the airport staff and members of the public.
‘I got up but because my jacket was too tight, it exposed my chest which I had covered with a bra.
‘I then proceeded to help the cabin staff with the safety talk using a sex toy.’
He continued: ‘There were some old men on the plane as well and they were a laugh.

‘The lads mentioned I had a tattoo of Pinocchio, which I showed them, and that was the point where the manager took my passport.’
Steve Heapy, CEO of Jet2.com and Jet2holidays, said: ‘We carry millions of families every year so this disgusting behaviour will not be tolerated.
‘It is totally unacceptable.
‘We pride ourselves on giving our customers a friendly and relaxing flight experience so we will take action against anyone who causes offence and disruption to our crew and passengers.’
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Reddit “Man With 2 Dicks” Publishes Book || DoubleDickDude Memoir

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Man with TWO penises releases memoir about living with extremely rare condition – The Reddit Man With 2 Dicks Publishes Book || DoubleDickDude Memoir

In ‘Double Header: My Life with Two Penises’ the anonymous writer talks about growing up with diphallia, and sleeping with hundreds of men and women

A man born with TWO penises has released a tell-all book about what it’s like to live with the extremely rare condition.

The man, who calls himself DoubleD***Dude, came to public attention earlier this year when he led a Q&A session on Reddit about what is medically known as diphallia.

He was born with two 10 inch, fully-functional penises, and claims to have slept with up to 1,000 men and women.

But after achieving notoriety on the online forum, he has now decided to reveal more details of his life in an E-autobiography titled: “Double Header: My Life with Two Penises”.

Speaking to Rolling Stone about why he decided to write the book, the anonymous author said: “Before I was ‘DoubleD***Dude no one cared about what I had to say.

“Since then, I’ve been able to help people who felt alone or lost.

“I’ve gotten so many messages from people who need encouragement for one thing or another.

“With so much negativity in the world, the ability to bring something positive to the table is a great feeling.”

In the memoir, he recounts the practicalities of living with a condition so rare that only 1 in 5.5 million men are born with it – and even fewer with penises that both function normally.

He talks about his childhood, how he lost his virginity, and a “wild streak of sexual adventures fresh out of high school”.

Bisexual himself, he also talks about coming to terms with his sexuality and accepting his unusual physical condition.

But he insists he does not want fame and fortune, with all profits from the book going to his editor.

And he has no plans to reveal his identity.

He told Rolling Stone: “If Superman revealed to the world he was Clark Kent, he would never ever be left alone…. If I went public and on camera, from that moment I’d be the guy with two d****, not me.”

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90s Porn Vs Internet Porn | Hentai Disney Bondage

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90s Porn Vs Internet Porn | Hentai Disney Bondage

As a grow older I start to wonder and think about the world my nephew is growing up in. As he grows older he will learn to walk, learn to talk, makes friends, join social networks, eventually look for and no doubt find porn. It is likely to be from places like PornHub, YouPorn or maybe even that fabled Blue Waffle.

Now this is were I wonder that maybe internet, youtube porn, free porn, iphone porn that is freely available maybe so hardcore that we wont recognise it and maybe even scare us as adults… worse than OAP porn or granny cross dressing porn….

So in this video I share my thoughts with you.

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