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Animal Sex Facts From Giraffe Sex to X Rated Panda Porn

XXX rated Animal sex facts including Giraffe love, Snake Mating Ball Orgy, Penis Fencing and Xrated Panda Porn… A VlogBrothers Giraffe Love sex facts Tribute 🙂

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Honey Bee: Exploding Testicles.

A virgin queen that survives to adulthood without being killed by her rivals will take a mating flight with a dozen or so male drones (out of tens of thousands eligible bachelors in the colony). But don’t call these drones lucky because during mating, their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!

Bonobos 

Bonobos use sex as greetings, a mean of solving disputes, making up for fights, and as a favors in exchange for food. They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange “penis fencing” ritual!

Red-Sided Garter Snake: An Annual Mating Ball Orgy

he annual mating of red-sided garter snakes is a tourist attraction in Manitoba, Canada. That’s because when a female garter snake emerges from hibernation, she releases a pheromone that attracts hundreds of male snakes in the vicinity to rush her and create a large squirming “mating ball.”

Hyena: The Females Got Balls!

A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. To mate, the meeker male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis. That’s difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis!

Giraffe Love Sex with… everything!

When a male happens upon a female giraffe, he will perform a procedure known as the “fleshmen sequence” to see if she is in estrus. First, he nudges her rump to induce urination. He then takes a mouthful of urine. If it tastes good to him, then he begins to court her.

Dolphin Penis: That’s Not His Hand.

Here’s something you probably don’t know about Flipper: he has retractable penis. Male dolphins also have a very strong sex drive. It can mate many, many times in a day. Now here’s the bad news: male dolphins aren’t that much of a stud. The average time to ejaculation? 12 seconds.

Percula Clownfish: Your Mommy Was Your Daddy.

Clownfish live in a group consisting of a breeding pair of male and female, as well as some non-breeding males. There is strict hierarchy based on size: the largest is the female, next largest is the male, and then the non-breeding males.

Giant Panda: X-Rated Panda Porn!

For a while, zookeepers had trouble getting pandas raised in captivity to breed. In fact, male and female pandas showed little interest in sex – that is until someone at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding and Research Base in Sichuan Province, China, had the bright idea of showing them panda porn!

Now, when pandas reach adulthood, zookeepers there show them steamy videos of panda sex as part of their initiation rites.

Galapagos Giant Tortoise: The Longest Neck Wins.

To determine who gets to mate, male Galapagos giant tortoises will rise on their legs and stretch their necks. The shorter tortoise will cry uncle and leave the taller, larger tortoise to mate.

Garden Snail: Love Darts

Snails’ genitals are on their necks, right behind their eye-stalks. Not weird enough? Read on.

Snails are hermaphrodites, meaning they have both male and female sexual organs, but they do not self-fertilize.

Bedbug: Traumatic Insemination

Here’s chivalry for you: the male bedbugs don’t even bother with the female’s sex organs. Instead, a male bedbug uses its scimitar-like sexual organ to impale the female bedbug’s body and deposit his sperm!

Scientists even have a cute name for this sort of thing: “traumatic insemination.” Ouch!

Porcupine: Wee Marks the Spot.

First of all, female porcupines are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year!  Second, to court a female during the short mating season, a male porcupine stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 feet away, and drench his would-be paramour from head to foot!

If she is ready, then she’ll rear up to expose her quill-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that’s the only safe position for porcupines!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!

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Germany Bans Erotic eBooks – No More eBook Porn?

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If you are in Germany, or will be visiting soon, make sure you don’t purchase erotic e-book before 10pm. It is illegal in the country.

According to Metro, the German government had passed a bill in 2002 to ban sales of erotic literature between 6am and 10pm. The bill has become law too and critics say it is fair enough as Germans are good at erotica.

The same law now has undergone expansion on the Internet too and it says selling of erotic electronic books during the mentioned time is illegal.

However, it is not known why such law has come across. Moreover, the country is also having problems in finding a how to implement the crazy law over the Internet as it does not adhere to any particular time zone.

Isn’t it the country that developed some of the greatest machines in the world now fails to understand how the World Wide Web works?

If you’re into erotic literature from Germany and decide to purchase it in the form of an e-book between 5am and 9pm, you are seriously breaking one of Germany’s laws.

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This Morning cancels segment of women having live semen facials

This Morning seem to be calming themselves down a bit after the controversy over a recent bondage segment of the show.

They had planned to include footage which involved women moisturising their faces with the sperm of their partners.

According to science, the stuff is great for the skin if you can stomach the thought of massaging it into your face.

Bosses have decided to pull it from the lineup however, clearly thinking it may have been a step too far.

Although we would have loved to have seen the look on Schofe’s face as it all unfolded.

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iWatch Porn Erotic Fan Fiction || Invaded By The iWatch – There’s an erotic novel about the Apple Watch – Invaded By The iWatch

Someone has written an erotic novel about the Apple Watch.

Well, it was only a matter of time (terrible pun intended).

The short story – available from Amazon for 99p – follows the life of young Christie whose sexual horizons are broadened by Apple’s latest gadget.
The erotic novel description

Christie Aackerlund loves technology, so she is happy to try out a smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at her door. When she asks the watch how it can make her less lonely, she has no idea how many sensual features are packed into the tiny device.

Discover how a forbidden sexual romance between a woman and a watch is possible. Cry out in joy at guest appearances from your favourite technology personalities. Squirm at a twist ending to the Digital Desires trilogy that will leave you uncomfortably aroused.

This 4000 word short story contains sexual encounters with technology, blow-jobs, and group sex. It’s only for super mature people who can handle it.

Note: The real Apple Watch will not make you this horny.

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Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) Dating Harry?

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Is Prince Harry dating Emma Watson?

Is Prince Harry dating Emma Watson? Is Hermione FINALLY going to end up with Harry? Will their child be called the Half-Blood prince?

SO MANY QUESTIONS!

While most of us are still reeling from the news that Bobby killed Lucy Beale in EastEnders, there’s a new shock to stomach now reports are out that Prince Harry is apparently dating none other than newly single Emma Watson.

The pair are said to have really hit it off and have been hanging out. According to Australian site Woman’s Day, Harry masterminded a date with her but kept things casual by inviting mutual friends along too.

‘Harry didn’t want her to feel like she was put on the spot. A party also shows he’s fun and not stuffy. He’s smitten – and it’s more than Emma’s looks,’ a source told the site.

But never mind the details – now the gossip is out do you think this is the right Harry? Why not Harry Potter? Harry Styles? Or is Harry Windsor the perfect Hermione and Harry Fan Fiction?

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50 Shades Of Grey Injury Explosion!

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Ouch! Sex toy related injuries have surged since the release of Fifty Shades of Grey – 50 Shades Of Grey Injury Explosion!

he NHS and London Fire Brigade are bracing themselves for a slew of sex related injuries. Because Fifty Shades of Grey hits our cinemas – and our bedrooms – this weekend.

The London Fire Brigade (LFB) said today it was ‘concerned’ the film’s release could lead to a ‘spike’ in people being stuck or trapped in handcuffs or bindings.

Since April, it has attended 393 such incidents.

Meanwhile, sex toy injuries have doubled overall since 2007. And, according to recent figures, they saw a spike in 2012 and 2013 following the release of the Fifty Shades mummy porn trilogy.

These concerning stats, reported by the Washington Post, come courtesy of the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System, which has tracked casualty admissions since 1991.

Injuries relating to ‘massage devices and vibrators’ rocketed in 2012, when 2,500 people checked in at the ER. The first Fifty Shades of Grey book was released in 2011. There is no proof the two are linked, but, well, it’s safe to assume they could be.

Thankfully, most injuries incurred were not too severe.

71 per cent of patients were treated and released, with only 25 per cent requiring hospitalization. And the good news was that none of the cases required assistance from the fire department, and zero deaths were recorded.

Phew.

However, with reports that sex shops on both sides of the Atlantic are already stocking up on their sex toys ahead of the film’s release this weekend – while B&Q is warning staff to expect a run on DIY S&M items – there could be trouble ahead for an already stretched NHS.

Stay safe out there folks.

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Hardcore Dominatrix wants planning permission for XXX BDSM Fetish Bondage Sex Dungeon

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‘Sensual sadist’ dominatrix applying for planning permission for her fetish club promises to close on Sundays – Dominatrix Applies For XXX BDSM Fetish Bondage Sex Dungeon Permission

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A dominatrix describing herself as a ‘sensual sadist’ is being forced to tackle the very unsexy task of getting planning permission for her fetish club – which she promises she’ll close on Sundays and Bank Holidays.

Lorraine White – AKA ‘Princess Lucina’ – who beats, restrains and humiliates men for their pleasure, was discovered to be running the fetish club without the right permission when the fire service was called to an industrial estate in 2012 and was unable to get inside the premises.

And Ms White, who describes herself as a ‘sensual sadist offering every BDSM fantasy from the mild to the wild’, is now submitting an application to Stockport Council asking for a change of use for her unit on the industrial estate from ‘Warehouse’ to ‘Place of photography and mild fetish play’.

‘I don’t care as long as everyone is consenting,’ Jason Morris, 44, who lives near the building, told the Manchester Evening News.

‘I wouldn’t have known it was there but for press coverage. As long as it stays that way I’m not bothered.’

Jacqui Wood, who is based in the same building, said: ‘If it’s legal and the landlord is OKAY with it then that’s their business.’

If the application is approved, Ms White will be allowed to keep her club open from Tuesday to Saturday, from 11pm to 7am, but she has promised to close the premises on Sundays and Bank Holidays.

She was fined £5,000 with £3,000 costs for breaching fire regulations earlier this year.

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It was my Birthday last week so very kindly MetteMedicine sent me a lovely letter and a loads of sweeties that I just had to read and nibble on camera.

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Human Blow Up Doll | £30,000 EXTREME Plastic Surgery Living Sex Doll Fetish Model

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Human Blow Up Doll | EXTREME Plastic Surgery Living Sex Doll Fetish Model – ‘I’m a bombshell now’ Model spends £30,000 transforming herself into a blow-up sex doll

A model has spent £30,000 transforming herself into a real-life sex doll.

Victoria Wild, 30, has undergone plastic surgery to give herself an exaggerated pout, huge breasts and gigantic eyelashes so she can look like an inflatable sex toy.

The operations include three rounds of breast surgery to become a size 32G, costing £25,000, rhinoplasty (£3,000), bottom implants, permanent lip implants as well as botox (£2,000).

Wild, from Cannes, France, has funded the surgery with various modelling assignments and with help from her boyfriend Simon.

She said: ‘Who wouldn’t want to be treated like a bimbo doll? It’s such a sexy look. People stare at me in the street and I love the way I stand out.’

Wild said her obsession with looking like a blow-up doll started when she visited Latvia as a teenager. She had an inferiority complex about the way she looked because she had small size-A breasts, and people called her ‘Barbie’ because she was slim and blonde.

‘I didn’t know about plastic surgery at that age but I would always dream about resembling a sexy bimbo doll with huge breasts and insanely big lips,’ she said.

‘I loved the way dolls looked and how sexy they were. They are so bright and bold. It was this fantasy in my head.’

When Wild met her Italian businessman boyfriend Simon when she was 25, he encouraged her to pursue her dream.

Since then she has had a lot of surgery to look and feel like the sex doll she always wanted to be.

She said: ‘Simon loves my sex doll look. I’m a bombshell now. People look at me in the street and men absolutely adore me. Simon’s so proud of the attention I get.

‘I get more glamour model work because how I look too. I would love to become famous for being a sex doll.’

She adds that she’s never felt happier or more confident.

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Female porn stars donate their boobs to charity as fans pay to cop a feel

Bizarre 24-hour telethon included chance for fans to get hands on with X-rated movie stars from the Land of the Rising Sun

Most charity work involves a feel-good factor but 12 Japanese adult film stars took things a touch further when they donated their breasts to a TV fundraiser.

The flirty dozen allowed porn film fans to feel their boobs in return for a charity donation as part of the 12th annual 24-hour TV event Eroticism Saves the Earth.

The telethon – dubbed Boob Aid by fans – was a fund raiser for a Stop AIDS charity organised by adult channel Sky Perfect TV with the actresses taking part all stars of the station’s shows.

Japanese adult movie actresses attend the 24 hour telethon event with the aim of raising money for a Stop AIDS charity in Tokyo, Japan.

The motto of the live Tokyo event was “making a social contribution while enjoying the erotic”.

Actress Rina Serina told the Tokyo Sports newspaper before the event: “I’m really looking forward to lots of people fondling my boobs. I never thought my boobs could contribute to society.”

Fellow adult film star Iku Sakuragi added: “It’s for charity. Squeeze them, donate money – let’s be happy.”

More than 2,000 blue movie fans turned up at the event, raising around £15,000.

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Honey Bee: Exploding Testicles.

A virgin queen that survives to adulthood without being killed by her rivals will take a mating flight with a dozen or so male drones (out of tens of thousands eligible bachelors in the colony). But don’t call these drones lucky because during mating, their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!

Bonobos

Bonobos use sex as greetings, a mean of solving disputes, making up for fights, and as a favors in exchange for food. They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange “penis fencing” ritual!

Red-Sided Garter Snake: An Annual Mating Ball Orgy

he annual mating of red-sided garter snakes is a tourist attraction in Manitoba, Canada. That’s because when a female garter snake emerges from hibernation, she releases a pheromone that attracts hundreds of male snakes in the vicinity to rush her and create a large squirming “mating ball.”

Hyena: The Females Got Balls!

Female hyenas wear the pants in the family. They’re bigger and stronger than the males. And definitely much more aggressive. Heck, they even got balls. Really.

A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. To mate, the meeker male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis. That’s difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis!

Giraffe Love Sex with… everything!

With that ridiculously long neck of theirs, mating is hard work for male giraffes. So, when a male happens upon a female giraffe, he will perform a procedure known as the “fleshmen sequence” to see if she is in estrus. First, he nudges her rump to induce urination. He then takes a mouthful of urine. If it tastes good to him, then he begins to court her.

Actually, “court” may be too strong a word: the male giraffe basically follows her around until she gives in and lets him have her!

Dolphin Penis: That’s Not His Hand.

Here’s something you probably don’t know about Flipper: he has retractable penis. Male dolphins also have a very strong sex drive. It can mate many, many times in a day. Now here’s the bad news: male dolphins aren’t that much of a stud. The average time to ejaculation? 12 seconds.

Percula Clownfish: Your Mommy Was Your Daddy.

Clownfish live in a group consisting of a breeding pair of male and female, as well as some non-breeding males. There is strict hierarchy based on size: the largest is the female, next largest is the male, and then the non-breeding males.

Giant Panda: X-Rated Panda Porn!

For a while, zookeepers had trouble getting pandas raised in captivity to breed. In fact, male and female pandas showed little interest in sex – that is until someone at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding and Research Base in Sichuan Province, China, had the bright idea of showing them panda porn!

Now, when pandas reach adulthood, zookeepers there show them steamy videos of panda sex as part of their initiation rites.

Galapagos Giant Tortoise: The Longest Neck Wins.

To determine who gets to mate, male Galapagos giant tortoises will rise on their legs and stretch their necks. The shorter tortoise will cry uncle and leave the taller, larger tortoise to mate.

Garden Snail: Love Darts

Snails’ genitals are on their necks, right behind their eye-stalks. Not weird enough? Read on.

Snails are hermaphrodites, meaning they have both male and female sexual organs, but they do not self-fertilize.

Bedbug: Traumatic Insemination

Here’s chivalry for you: the male bedbugs don’t even bother with the female’s sex organs. Instead, a male bedbug uses its scimitar-like sexual organ to impale the female bedbug’s body and deposit his sperm!

Scientists even have a cute name for this sort of thing: “traumatic insemination.” Ouch!

Porcupine: Wee Marks the Spot.

First of all, female porcupines are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year!  Second, to court a female during the short mating season, a male porcupine stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 feet away, and drench his would-be paramour from head to foot!

If she is ready, then she’ll rear up to expose her quill-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that’s the only safe position for porcupines!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!

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30 Half Naked And Hairy Questions #AskAlan4

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90s Porn Vs Internet Porn | Hentai Disney Bondage

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90s Porn Vs Internet Porn | Hentai Disney Bondage

As a grow older I start to wonder and think about the world my nephew is growing up in. As he grows older he will learn to walk, learn to talk, makes friends, join social networks, eventually look for and no doubt find porn. It is likely to be from places like PornHub, YouPorn or maybe even that fabled Blue Waffle.

Now this is were I wonder that maybe internet, youtube porn, free porn, iphone porn that is freely available maybe so hardcore that we wont recognise it and maybe even scare us as adults… worse than OAP porn or granny cross dressing porn….

So in this video I share my thoughts with you.

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Sex Dungeon Catches Fire, Dominatrix Fined For Health And Safety

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A dominatrix who gags, chains and whips men has been prosecuted… for breaching fire safety regulations

A dominatrix who gags, chains and whips men in her sex dungeon has been handed an £8,000 fine… for breaching fire safety rules.

Lorraine White was prosecuted by the fire service after they were called out to a blaze in Stockport but could not gain access to her underground chamber.

Firemen had been called out to an address on Vauxhall industrial estate, Greg Street, after a maintenance man reported a basement fire on 30 October 2012.

Once they finally gained access they discovered a grisly grotto full of handcuffs, chains and several canisters of nitrous oxide.

Nitrous oxide, also known as laughing gas, is sometimes used by dominatrices to give their clients a momentary ‘high’ — but prosecutors claimed this could be dangerous if a fire broke out and those under the influence were unable to react.

The 41-year-old admitted to four breaches of health and safety rules at Stockport magistrates’ court this week and admitted she had not considered safety regulations.

White, a former beautician from Chaseley Road, Salford pleaded guilty for failing to carry out a risk assessment, install suitable fire alarms, maintain emergency exits or install emergency lighting.

Elizabeth Dudley-Jones, prosecuting, explained that when White was asked to explain activities in the dungeon she said: ‘Nothing was too severe. Slight bondage, possibly a mask or gag. It involved a lot of humiliation, doing domestic work and dressing up in women’s clothes.’

Peter Grogan, the defence lawyer, described his client as a businesswoman of good character.

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