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Woman Arrested for BIRTHDAY DOG SEX

Woman arrested for birthday animal sex aka ‘sex acts with sausage dog on her birthday’. This dog sex birthday dog sex weirdness was filmed and sent to a friend. This dog sex birthday video, aka video of dog sex and sex acts on a dog got her arrested on her Birthday. Hannah Marie Haynes, Animal sex, girl dog sex, birthday dog sex, sex with dog… all phases you dont want to hear. Hannah Marie Haynes dog sex, Hannah Marie Haynes sex acts with a dog?!?!

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You’d think there was some sort of trend for this sort of thing, given that this is the second time in a week that someone has been arrested for engaging in sexual activity with a dog. 

Hannah Marie Haynes arrested, from South Carolina, has been arrested on charges of engaging in sex acts with a Dachshund and then emailing a video to an acquaintance.

An unnamed witness contacted police to say that the 23-year-old was ‘sending them videos of her performing sexual acts with a canine.

An arrest warrant obtained by The Smoking Gun reads: ‘Haynes did carnally copulate against the natural order’ by ‘performing sexual acts with a Dachshund canine.’

The alleged encounter took place on March 9, the date of Haynes’ birthday.

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Animal Sex Facts From Giraffe Sex to X Rated Panda Porn

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Honey Bee: Exploding Testicles.

A virgin queen that survives to adulthood without being killed by her rivals will take a mating flight with a dozen or so male drones (out of tens of thousands eligible bachelors in the colony). But don’t call these drones lucky because during mating, their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!

Bonobos 

Bonobos use sex as greetings, a mean of solving disputes, making up for fights, and as a favors in exchange for food. They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange “penis fencing” ritual!

Red-Sided Garter Snake: An Annual Mating Ball Orgy

he annual mating of red-sided garter snakes is a tourist attraction in Manitoba, Canada. That’s because when a female garter snake emerges from hibernation, she releases a pheromone that attracts hundreds of male snakes in the vicinity to rush her and create a large squirming “mating ball.”

Hyena: The Females Got Balls!

A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. To mate, the meeker male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis. That’s difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis!

Giraffe Love Sex with… everything!

When a male happens upon a female giraffe, he will perform a procedure known as the “fleshmen sequence” to see if she is in estrus. First, he nudges her rump to induce urination. He then takes a mouthful of urine. If it tastes good to him, then he begins to court her.

Dolphin Penis: That’s Not His Hand.

Here’s something you probably don’t know about Flipper: he has retractable penis. Male dolphins also have a very strong sex drive. It can mate many, many times in a day. Now here’s the bad news: male dolphins aren’t that much of a stud. The average time to ejaculation? 12 seconds.

Percula Clownfish: Your Mommy Was Your Daddy.

Clownfish live in a group consisting of a breeding pair of male and female, as well as some non-breeding males. There is strict hierarchy based on size: the largest is the female, next largest is the male, and then the non-breeding males.

Giant Panda: X-Rated Panda Porn!

For a while, zookeepers had trouble getting pandas raised in captivity to breed. In fact, male and female pandas showed little interest in sex – that is until someone at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding and Research Base in Sichuan Province, China, had the bright idea of showing them panda porn!

Now, when pandas reach adulthood, zookeepers there show them steamy videos of panda sex as part of their initiation rites.

Galapagos Giant Tortoise: The Longest Neck Wins.

To determine who gets to mate, male Galapagos giant tortoises will rise on their legs and stretch their necks. The shorter tortoise will cry uncle and leave the taller, larger tortoise to mate.

Garden Snail: Love Darts

Snails’ genitals are on their necks, right behind their eye-stalks. Not weird enough? Read on.

Snails are hermaphrodites, meaning they have both male and female sexual organs, but they do not self-fertilize.

Bedbug: Traumatic Insemination

Here’s chivalry for you: the male bedbugs don’t even bother with the female’s sex organs. Instead, a male bedbug uses its scimitar-like sexual organ to impale the female bedbug’s body and deposit his sperm!

Scientists even have a cute name for this sort of thing: “traumatic insemination.” Ouch!

Porcupine: Wee Marks the Spot.

First of all, female porcupines are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year!  Second, to court a female during the short mating season, a male porcupine stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 feet away, and drench his would-be paramour from head to foot!

If she is ready, then she’ll rear up to expose her quill-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that’s the only safe position for porcupines!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!

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Sexual Fetishes 10 Extremely Weird Sexual Fantasies

Extreme Fetishes, Weird Fetishes and Bizarre Hardcore Sexual Fetishes are always funny and crazy. More extreme hardcore than bondage and 50 Shades Of Grey.

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#1 – Eproctophilia – Fart Fetish
You spend an abnormal amount of time fantasising about flatulence, whether it’s farting in your partner’s face or being the receiver of their pongy bum odours

#2 – Mechanophilia – Car Fetish or Machine Fetish
Sexually attracted to machines such as cars, bikes, aeroplanes and helicopters in the same way we are attracted to others within the human race. A car’s exhaust pipe is seen as fair game to these freaks.

#3 – Klismaphilia – Enema Fetish
These fruitcakes get their sexual kicks from using enemas to introduce liquid into the rectum and large intestine by the only means possible: the bumhole! 

#4 – Bestiality – Animal Fetish or Animal Sex
The desire to form sexual relationships with animals

#5 – Hierophilia – God fetish or religious iconography
The cross doesn’t bring about feelings of love and purity, but intense sexual arousal and a wholly inappropriate stirring in their pants.

#6 – Emetophilia – Sick Fetish, Vomit Fetish
The sick, sick buggers that have a fetish for sick

#7 – Acrotomophilia – Amputee Fetish
The sexual attraction to someone missing a limb.

#8 – Coprophilia – Poo fetish
2 girls 1 cup video makes you horny?

#9 – Necrophilia – Death fetish
Sex with dead things.

#10 – Vorarephilia – Cannibalism Fetish
The urge to eat people or things or be eaten alive.

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Weasel Rides Woodpecker? || Animals Ride Animals

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Weasel rides woodpecker in dramatic mid-air scrap – Weasel Rides Woodpecker? || Animals Ride Animals

But the picture, taken yesterday by Martin Le-May in east London, is not as friendly as it first seems

This stunning picture shows the moment a hungry weasel appears to take flight on the back of a woodpecker.

The remarkable encounter was captured yesterday by photographer Martin Le-May at Hornchurch Country Park in east London.

He spotted the baby mammal eyeing up its next meal before pouncing on the colourful bird.

Martin captured the dramatic incident on camera while out walking with his wife Ann on Monday afternoon.

The weasel pounced on the much larger woodpecker to try and eat it while it was on the ground in Hornchurch Country Park in Essex.

It then fiercely clung onto its terrified intended meal as the bird took off and flew around before finally shaking it off.

Martin, 52, said he “feared the worst” for the green bird after hearing “distressed squawking” during the struggle.

“We had gone out because my wife had never seen a green woodpecker before and wanted to see one,” he said.

“After about 20 minutes we hear this really loud screeching like a distressed squawking.

“I flicked my head around and I saw this flash of green as a woodpecker flew in front of us about 30m to 35m away.

“It seemed to be hopping around strangely as if it was stepping on a hot surface.

“Then it flew across and towards us. I realised it had something small and furry on its back and that there was a desperate struggle for life going on.

“At that stage I didn’t know what it was. It didn’t have a long tail like a rat or a bushy tail like a squirrel

“The woodpecker flew for around 15m and got about 6ft off the ground before landing directly in front of us about 25m away.

“We feared the worst and started walking towards it, expecting to find the woodpecker had been killed.

“But I think our presence, momentarily distracted the weasel so that it released its prey.

“The woodpecker then seized the opportunity and flew up and away into some bushes to our left. You could see that it was shaken, but it was still in one piece.

“We went over and there was no sign of the little mammal that had been on its back.

“It is the most amazing set of pictures I have ever taken. To get a weasel on the back of a woodpecker is incredible.

“It is an unbelievably unusual to witness something like this and I guess it is just a chance in a million.

“It is certainly not something you expect to see on a walk around Hornchurch.

“You can see the look of terror on the bird’s face because it does not want to end up as a weasel’s next meal.”

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Sex Theme Park With Giant Penis Rides Opens In Taiwan

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‘Sex theme park’ with giant penis rides to open in Taiwan

A sex theme park where tourists can ride astride gigantic stone penises with realistic scrotums is under construction in Taiwan.

The park will be called ‘Romantic Boulevard’, and will include an outdoor garden filled with erotic sculptures of mammoth phalluses, as well as statues of people and animals making love.

The mastermind behind the ‘sex park’ also hopes to build a hotel in case all the penises drive guests wild with desire.

The park will also include a ‘scenic area’ for wedding photos (hopefully not right next to the giant penises), and is to be based on South Korea’s popular Jeju Park (pictured).

‘We want people to fall in love with Taiwan, as well as fall in love while in Taiwan,’ said Shih Chao-hui, the deputy director of the local tourist office.

Shih claims that 200,000 visitors have already come to marvel at the giant dongs, and hopes to build a hotel into the park ‘just in case visitors want to turn their feelings into actions’.

Shih pooh-poohed suggestions that the park’s avenues of male members might offend visitors.

‘Look, we are in the business of tourism, not education or religion, so the question should be, “will the park generate business opportunities?”

‘We believe the answer is yes,’ Shih added.

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‘Sensual sadist’ dominatrix applying for planning permission for her fetish club promises to close on Sundays – Dominatrix Applies For XXX BDSM Fetish Bondage Sex Dungeon Permission

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A dominatrix describing herself as a ‘sensual sadist’ is being forced to tackle the very unsexy task of getting planning permission for her fetish club – which she promises she’ll close on Sundays and Bank Holidays.

Lorraine White – AKA ‘Princess Lucina’ – who beats, restrains and humiliates men for their pleasure, was discovered to be running the fetish club without the right permission when the fire service was called to an industrial estate in 2012 and was unable to get inside the premises.

And Ms White, who describes herself as a ‘sensual sadist offering every BDSM fantasy from the mild to the wild’, is now submitting an application to Stockport Council asking for a change of use for her unit on the industrial estate from ‘Warehouse’ to ‘Place of photography and mild fetish play’.

‘I don’t care as long as everyone is consenting,’ Jason Morris, 44, who lives near the building, told the Manchester Evening News.

‘I wouldn’t have known it was there but for press coverage. As long as it stays that way I’m not bothered.’

Jacqui Wood, who is based in the same building, said: ‘If it’s legal and the landlord is OKAY with it then that’s their business.’

If the application is approved, Ms White will be allowed to keep her club open from Tuesday to Saturday, from 11pm to 7am, but she has promised to close the premises on Sundays and Bank Holidays.

She was fined £5,000 with £3,000 costs for breaching fire regulations earlier this year.

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Words You Should Never Use On The Internet

It was my Birthday last week so very kindly my friend’s TookItHomeToJenny and the MoveClubStrikesBack Team made me a little bible of swear words to learn and use as I am such an innocent soul.

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Original Video – Pretty Ladies Send Me Spunk and Teach Me Swear Words –

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Student who ‘had sex with sheep’ was ‘stressed about exams’

A university student who is alleged to have had sex with a sheep told police he was stressed out about a midterm exam.

The 23-year-old is alleged to have been found having sex with a ewe by a fellow Fresno State University student who heard bizarre noises coming from a barn on campus.

And the unidentified student, who was arrested and charged with sexual assault of an animal, told police that he was stressed about an upcoming exam and had been drinking, according to ABC7.

‘It’s just kind of disgusting and revolting and personally makes me angry. I mean, why would you do that?’ said Marisa Burkdoll, a student who works with animals on campus.

‘It’s just kind of sick. It’s unnatural and the animals they can’t really, I mean they can’t defend themselves. They can to an extent but they’re innocent, you know what I mean?’

The sheep – one of many used for breeding at the school – is being treated by vets.

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‘Lifetime supply of bacon’ advertised on Gumtree… mmmm bacon

A lot of interesting things are advertised on Gumtree – from an entire flat of furniture to in-home yoga lessons.

However, this person has listed a product priceless in the eyes of many a meat eater.

They have offered a lifetime supply of bacon. The seller claims it’s free. But nothing in this world is ever free.

Here is the full description from the Hampshire-based vendor of pork:

‘I have a lifetime supply of bacon, I’m desperate to get rid because I need to shed a few piggies.

‘I know it says it’s free however I would like something in return. 😉 (The wink gives it away).’

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Honey Bee: Exploding Testicles.

A virgin queen that survives to adulthood without being killed by her rivals will take a mating flight with a dozen or so male drones (out of tens of thousands eligible bachelors in the colony). But don’t call these drones lucky because during mating, their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!

Bonobos

Bonobos use sex as greetings, a mean of solving disputes, making up for fights, and as a favors in exchange for food. They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange “penis fencing” ritual!

Red-Sided Garter Snake: An Annual Mating Ball Orgy

he annual mating of red-sided garter snakes is a tourist attraction in Manitoba, Canada. That’s because when a female garter snake emerges from hibernation, she releases a pheromone that attracts hundreds of male snakes in the vicinity to rush her and create a large squirming “mating ball.”

Hyena: The Females Got Balls!

Female hyenas wear the pants in the family. They’re bigger and stronger than the males. And definitely much more aggressive. Heck, they even got balls. Really.

A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. To mate, the meeker male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis. That’s difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis!

Giraffe Love Sex with… everything!

With that ridiculously long neck of theirs, mating is hard work for male giraffes. So, when a male happens upon a female giraffe, he will perform a procedure known as the “fleshmen sequence” to see if she is in estrus. First, he nudges her rump to induce urination. He then takes a mouthful of urine. If it tastes good to him, then he begins to court her.

Actually, “court” may be too strong a word: the male giraffe basically follows her around until she gives in and lets him have her!

Dolphin Penis: That’s Not His Hand.

Here’s something you probably don’t know about Flipper: he has retractable penis. Male dolphins also have a very strong sex drive. It can mate many, many times in a day. Now here’s the bad news: male dolphins aren’t that much of a stud. The average time to ejaculation? 12 seconds.

Percula Clownfish: Your Mommy Was Your Daddy.

Clownfish live in a group consisting of a breeding pair of male and female, as well as some non-breeding males. There is strict hierarchy based on size: the largest is the female, next largest is the male, and then the non-breeding males.

Giant Panda: X-Rated Panda Porn!

For a while, zookeepers had trouble getting pandas raised in captivity to breed. In fact, male and female pandas showed little interest in sex – that is until someone at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding and Research Base in Sichuan Province, China, had the bright idea of showing them panda porn!

Now, when pandas reach adulthood, zookeepers there show them steamy videos of panda sex as part of their initiation rites.

Galapagos Giant Tortoise: The Longest Neck Wins.

To determine who gets to mate, male Galapagos giant tortoises will rise on their legs and stretch their necks. The shorter tortoise will cry uncle and leave the taller, larger tortoise to mate.

Garden Snail: Love Darts

Snails’ genitals are on their necks, right behind their eye-stalks. Not weird enough? Read on.

Snails are hermaphrodites, meaning they have both male and female sexual organs, but they do not self-fertilize.

Bedbug: Traumatic Insemination

Here’s chivalry for you: the male bedbugs don’t even bother with the female’s sex organs. Instead, a male bedbug uses its scimitar-like sexual organ to impale the female bedbug’s body and deposit his sperm!

Scientists even have a cute name for this sort of thing: “traumatic insemination.” Ouch!

Porcupine: Wee Marks the Spot.

First of all, female porcupines are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year!  Second, to court a female during the short mating season, a male porcupine stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 feet away, and drench his would-be paramour from head to foot!

If she is ready, then she’ll rear up to expose her quill-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that’s the only safe position for porcupines!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!

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