Air Sex is back! The Air Sex Championships 2017 returns for its ninth year. Air Sex is like Air Guitar, but for sexually open minded people with no partners. Its like sfw sex karaoke mixed with sex mime when all you have is yourself.
Imagine a cross between air guitar and charades when the movie you are acting out is Nymphomaniac; you have just imagined the Air Sex Championship, the sex-themed phenomenon taking America by storm.
Now in its ninth year, the Air Sex Championships is the USA’s premium – and almost certainly only – sex miming road show.
Billed as a cross between sports, art and comedy, participants take to the stage and perform their best sex moves on absolutely no one.
Some competitors are fully clothed, others are in various states of undress, but no one is naked, which is perhaps a blessing.
‘Think Air Guitar, but instead of pretending to play boring old musical instruments, Air Sex participants have jaw-dropping sexual encounters with an invisible partner (or partners!) using nothing more than the art of pelvic storytelling and pure imagination,’ reads the official blurb.
Air Sex is something you really need to see, however.
Type ‘air sex championships’ into YouTube and your chin really will hit the deck from a mixture of laughter, shock and befuddlement.
Take a moment to watch the (NSFW) highlights from a Portland preliminary round and you’ll be treated to a gentlemen doing something unsavoury to an invisible cow (to the strains of Old Macdonald Had a Farm); a pretty, tattooed lady writhing sensually on a couch and a muscular college grad producing his glow-in-the-dark… you should probably just watch it for yourself.
‘We started the Air Sex Championships Tour because we thought the world needed a good, weird, competitive, sex positive comedy show,’ says the show’s host, comedian Chris Trew.
‘When people come to an Air Sex show they can expect a lot of energy, a lot of sexual storytelling, and probably the weirdest comedy show on the planet.’
The show tours the USA every year, taking in festivals and events and encouraging people of all ages, races, body types and identification to take part.
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