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Any lapsed Catholics out there will remember the crushing disappointment at receiving a religious advent calendar as a kid.
While all your mates were chowing down on chocolate Santas and reindeers, you woke up to a different bible passage every morning.
But now you’re all grown up, you buy your own. And, if you’re keen to get your hands on the most irreligious calendar going, then we’ve got just the thing for you.
No, it’s not a chocolate one.
It’s a naked advent calendar.
Day by day, you’ll be able to treat yourself by undressing a different person.
By the time it gets to December 24, you’ll just have a wall of dicks, bums and boobs.
Each person is numbered 1-24 and their clothes are printed with an opaque gold ink rub which can be removed using a coin or, if you’re in a rush, your nails.
Every calendar is signed by the artist, Mr Bingo.
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