19 PENIS THEMED Things For People Who Love Cock

Penis shaped and penis themed cock loving, dick things! Penis Lipsticks, Penis Pendants, Penis Pins, Cock necklaces, penis statues, and a whole world of wangs! Penises are great. They bring the world plenty of joy. They’re very pretty… supposedly.

But they’re also hilarious. We can’t quite explain why, but it’s true. Just a doodle of a dick is enough to make us giggle like idiots.

And that is why we love penises. Because they are a thing of both beauty and hilarity. You do your thing, penises.

If you share our enjoyment of penises, you’ll like these products. Why wouldn’t you want to decorate your life with little dicks?

1. Bronze Pendant, £6,20, Sulik

2. Penis print rolling pin, £19.35, sweetrollingpins
The greatest way to jazz up your baking sesh.

3. Brass balls keychain, Supreme
Take down the patriarchy with Supreme’s brass balls keychain
Technically balls rather than a penis, but just as glorious.

4. Dick necklace, £9.68, Dekadensdesign
Shout your dick love loud and proud.

5. Cross-stitch dick badge, £10, SaraFordhamArt
Perfect for your denim jacket.

6. Pink laser cut acrylic necklace, £6.20, ALAfterDark
Pretty in pink.

7. Enamel penis pin, $7 (£5.35), mustarrrrd
This is actually really stunning.

8. Disco dick necklace, £11.62, DormouseArt
All penises should be this sparkly.

9. Cute penis keychain, £4.27, KisukoValentinesDay
Adorable.

10. Sexy cactus print, £15.49, wildonestudio
By WildOneStudio.

11. Flying penis necklace, £17.95, HellenicSteel
Yes, penises can fly (if they believe).

12. Red penis pin, £14.53, cocorina
Designed for bachelor and hen parties, but you go ahead and pin this to your clothes every damn day. Made by cocorina.

13. Dicktation notebook, £9.29, LarknRaven
Ideal for taking notes in important work meetings.

14. Flying Penis Pins, £37.17, MarsVenusJewellery
Follow your dreams, little penises.

15. Penis earrings, £7.74, WoodForBrains
A subtle way to celebrate the penis.

16. Willy print pocket square, £11.55, DickBeau
For the dapper gentleman.

17. Penis lipstick, £3.83, GrownFolk
Lips-dick.

18. Penis rubber stamp, £7.74, CrassStamps
Stamp dicks on EVERYTHING.

19. Jumbo dick trophy, £15, youdick
Display it on your mantelpiece for all to behold.

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