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Sexy knitted underwear for men is a real thing and it’s a bit scary
An Eastern European online retailer specialises in very snugly-fitting underwear for men.
‘WarmPresents’ (does that also make you shudder a bit?) from Lithuania sells a variety of wholesome, hand-knitted accessories and gift items.
Stock includes baby clothes, socks, fingerless gloves, mittens and knitted scarves. All standard craftsy Etsy garb so far.
They also do beanie hats with beards (in case you can’t grow your own?).
But it all goes a bit weird when it comes to their ‘unique collection’ of gifts for men.
Knitted entirely from coloured wool, the undergarments hug the wearer all the way from thigh to tip, leaving no area uncased (except the balls).
The designers are certainly a creative bunch, coming up with ever more wonderful themes.
Varieties include an elephant’s trunk, a snake, a carrot, a palm tree and a mushroom stem.
We can’t imagine anyone wearing them with a straight face, although that’s probably the point.
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