Month: May 2016

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21 Reasons To Have More Sex

Sex facts & Beauty Tips! 21 Health Benefits to having sex. We all need 21 Reasons To Have Sex. Sex cures headaches, yup that sex headache! Have More Sex as Sex Makes You Younger, Sex Makes You Happy, Sex fights Depression and Sex Smooths Wrinkles!

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21 reasons why you should have sex.. tonight!

1 Sex makes you Look younger

Clinical neuropsychologists at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, revealed to a psychology ­conference that his extensive research had found older men and women with an active love life looked five to seven years younger than their actual age.

2 Sex Boosts fertility

This will sound like ­music to most men’s ears – studies have found that the more often you make love, the better quality your sperm will be.

3 Sex Fights colds & flu

Having sex once or twice a week has been found to raise your body’s levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, or IgA, which can protect you from colds and flu. 

4 Sex improves the immune system

Having high levels of the natural steroid DHEA, known as “the anti-ageing hormone”, is believed to be key to keeping your body fitter for longer. 

5 Live Longer

A study carried out in Australia found people who climaxed at least three times a week had a 50% lower chance of dying for any medical reason than those who only climaxed once a month.

6 Sex Diet

Thirty minutes of vigorous sex burns up to 100 calories, which is the same as a small glass of wine.

7 Ease those nasty period cramps – Period Sex

Many women say period pain diminishes if they do the deed during a cramp attack.

8 Helps lower your risk of incontinence

Good sex is a great workout for a woman’s pelvic floor muscles – the muscles that control ­orgasms and also stem the flow of urine, reducing leakage and incontinence.

9 Sex can Prevent a heart attack

One study at Queen’s University Belfast found that having sex three times a week could halve your risk of having a heart attack or stroke.

10 Increase your attractiveness to others

High sexual activity makes the body release more pheromones, chemicals that enhance your appeal to the opposite sex..

11 Smooth out your wrinkles – Cum facial and sex facelift

The hormone oestrogen is pumped out during sex, which can in turn have a plumping effect on the skin, helping to smooth out those fine lines.

12 Give yourself an all-over healthy glow

According to ­research carried out at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, sex promotes skin renewal because it is an aerobic form of exercise.

13 Improve your self-esteem

One of the most important benefits, noted in a recent survey undertaken by the University of Texas, US, was that participants who had sex regularly felt more confident about their bodies.

14 Sex Lowers your blood pressure

A Scottish study found men and women who had plenty of sex coped well with stress and had lower blood ­pressure than those who abstained. 

15 Banish depression – Sex can beat depression

Like any exercise that raises your heart rate, sex causes your brain to release feel-good chemicals that boost your levels of serotonin – the happy hormone – to lift your mood.

16 Sex can cure headaches (yes, really!)

This is because making love causes a surge in the “love” hormone ­oxytocin, plus other feel-good ­endorphins, which can ease pain.

17 Slash stress

In a study in the Psychology journal, ­researchers found that people who’d had sex in the last 24 hours coped better with stressful ­scenarios – such as public speaking – than those who had not.

18 Kick your insomnia into touch

The oxytocin released when you orgasm has another benefit – it can help you drop off, research claims.

So there is actually a genuine excuse for him to fall asleep so quickly after sex…

19 Strengthen your bones

As regular sex can boost oestrogen levels in post-menopausal women, it can offer some protection against the ­bone-thinning condition osteoporosis that is triggered by a lack of oestrogen.

20 Cut your risk of prostate cancer

Researchers at Nottingham University have found that men who enjoy a regular sex life in their 50s are at lower risk of developing prostate cancer.

21 Feel better all day

If you decide to go for a spot of morning passion to start your day, the boost to your mood it provides can continue right through until night-time, ­according to research.

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Feminists Angry About Sex Robots & Love Dolls

Love Dolls, Sex Doll, Love Robots, Sex Robots all things Feminists Against Sex Dolls hate! Campaign Against Sex Robots, Feminist Sex Robot haters believe is dehumanises women. Deadpool Sex Robots and Sex Robots feminism is a great powder keg to explore. Real Sex Dolls?

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A campaign has called for an outright ban on robots developed for sex. Leading academics in robot ethics have warned that their creation will only increase the objectification of women and children, further dehumanising those who are abused for sex.

The warning comes as artificial intelligence approaches a point where it could be used in robots designed solely to satisfy sexual desires. But such robots, campaigners argue, should not exist.

"The development of sex robots and the ideas to support their production show the immense horrors still present in the world of prostitution," read a statement on the Campaign Against Sex Robots website. The authors of the campaign argued that sex robots would further increase the perceived "inferiority of women and children" and continue to justify their use as "sex objects".

The campaign, led by Kathleen Richardson, a senior research fellow in the ethics of robotics at De Montfort University in Leicester and Erik Brilling, an associate senior lecturer in informatics from the University of Skövde in Sweden, hopes to encourage a wider debate around the development of sex robots and their potential implications for society.

The development of "ethical technologies" that reflect the human principles of dignity, mutuality and freedom are critical, the campaign argues. To this end the campaign has called on scientists and roboticists to refuse to help with the development of sex bots, by withholding code, hardware and ideas.

Films such as Ex Machina have raised the issue of human-robot sexual relationsFilm 4 / Universal

The first sex dolls imbued with artificial intelligence are due to launch later this year. True Companion, which claims to be developing the "world's first" robot sex doll under the strapline "always turned on and ready to talk or play", said its Roxxxy doll would allow people to "find happiness and fulfilment" without the need for human interaction.

"We are not supplanting the wife or trying to replace a girlfriend," chief executive Douglas Hines told the BBC. "This is a solution for people who are between relationships or someone who has lost a spouse."

Hines said that the physical act of sex would only be a "small part" of the time people spent with the robot. "The majority of time will be spent socialising and interacting," he added. But with little discussion of their ethics, robot sex dolls risk becoming enablers for abusive behaviour.


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What is Air Sex?

What is Air Sex? AirSex the craze started in Japan. World Air Sex Championships crown Air Sex Champions. JACON, Japanorama and Alamo Drafthouse are famous for the Air Sex World Championships. Its like Sex Air Guitar. Air Guitar Sex?

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Air Sex what is it? Bizarre craze sees participants take to stage to 'make love to thin air' – Simulate sex, sex simulation 

Fans of the odd new 'sport' can participate in one of about 40 different competitions that are held around America 

A bizarre new sport, known simply as 'Air Sex' is sweeping through America – but what exactly does it involve?

In all honesty, the name is pretty self-explanatory.

Basic rules of Air Sex involve getting up on stage and having sex with thin air – while an audience watches you. 

The activity is thought to have been invented in Japan and basically involves clothed men and women simulating sexual activity with an invisible partner.

Certain moves and positions are often performed in an exaggerated manner and are sometimes set to music.

Air Sex gained popularity in American in 2007 and bi-monthly competitions are held at The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas.

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Woman Dies Choking On Cucumber Sex Toy

German man in cucumber sex toy death accident. Woman Rica Varna chokes on cucumber in game game. Sex toy death with cucumber. Deadly sex toys. Funny sex toy accidents. Cucumber dildo, deadly dildo. Oliver Dietmann, cucumber oral sex.

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Salesman Oliver Dietmann, who accidentally killed his lover while using a cucumber as a sex toy goes on trial for negligent homicide in Germany

Oliver Dietmann, 46, could be jailed for five years for the bedroom death of his lover Rica Varna, also 46.

The court in Mannheim where he is on trial had members of his victim's family including her father and sister in the public gallery hearing the sordid details of the episode, which also featured a bunch of carrots and some courgettes.

He told the court he and his lover 'often used vegetables' as a substitute for sex toys.  

He said he had met Rica in 2004, their relationship turning sexual five years later. on July 19 2014 he invited her around to his place where the cucumber was used 'to pleasure her.'

He admitted that they had drunk four bottles of wine between them and several glasses of schnapps. A post mortem later showed that she was nearly four times over the legal limit to drive a car.

He told the court how after the cucumber had served its purpose 'I put it it in her mouth. But suddenly I saw there was smoke coming from the kitchen. I forgot that I had put a piece of meat on the stove for my dog.

'I ran to the kitchen, fed my dog and then went on to the balcony to smoke a cigarette.' He said when he returned to the bedroom, Rica was unconscious.

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Chinese Farmer Uses Naked Sex Doll Scarecrow To Scare Pests


Chinese Scarecrow Sex Doll, the new farming tool. Naked Sex Doll Scarecrow in China helps scare pets. Scarecrow Chinese Sexdoll. Sex Sacrecrow doll scarey enough for farmers? Naked Blow up doll scarecrow. Blow up sex doll fun.

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When it comes to guarding a field of rapeseed and keeping away pests what could be better than a scarecrow?

Well, now you come to mention it – a retired blowup sex doll, perhaps?

These bizarre pictures, which have gone viral in China, show an inflatable sex toy easing into her retirement.

The muddy sex doll also wears a yellow safety helmet and has reportedly been a real turn off for pesky birds – and people.

The naked (and rather stained) blow-up doll is thought to have belonged to a worker at a construction site near the field in Chengdu, capital of China’s south-western Sichuan Province.

It was then found by a local rapeseed (Brassica napus, FYI) farmer, who stood it up in the patch of greenery in order to ward of crows and other unwanted pests.

The yellow helmet, which also belonged to the construction worker, was placed on the blow-up doll’s head in order to cover its jet-black hair and to add more realism to the unorthodox scarecrow.

Rapeseed, which is consumed in China as a vegetable, is also used around the world to make cooking oil.

It is reportedly the fastest growing vegetable oil in the United Kingdom because of its nutty flavour, health benefits – and also because it is home-grown. And UK shoppers are now increasingly turning to the cheaper and healthier alternative to olive oil.

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