29 Facts You Learn As An Adult | Adult Survival Guide

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As and adult you learn many facts, tricks and tips to life. These facts are collected as knowledge and these tips are then common knowledge or facts that hep you live in the adult world.

Many of these facts you learn as an adult as you grow up and make those mistakes that teach you the facts that are helpful as an adult. Funny facts, weird facts, strange facts and survival tips are all needed to help you live an as adult even if you never admit to it.

  1. Adult Fact 1 – BIN BAGS – You get 2 types of bin bags… thick ones and USELESS ones
  2. Adult Fact 2 – LOO ROLL – Make sure you pay for comfy loo roll or run the risk of a shitty finger
  3. Adult Fact 3 – HOW TO – THE WASHING MACHINE – Why doe Washing Machines have 30MIL settings?? I JUST WANT “CLEAN MY CLOTHES!”
  4. Adult Fact 4 – COFFEE IS EXPENSIVE
  5. Adult Fact 5 – NEIGHBOURS WILL ANNOY YOU
  6. Adult Fact 6 – KIDS SEEM TO GET LOUDER
  7. Adult Fact 7 – YOU HORDE CARRIER BAGS
  8. Adult Fact 8 – 3 IS BETTER THAN 2, 5 I BETTER THAN 3 – DECORATING
  9. Adult Fact 9 – Learn to COOK! You cant live off a microwave all your life.
  10. Adult Fact 10 – WE ALL HAVE A MONICA OR MAN CUPBOARD or DRAW
  11. Adult Fact 11 – YOU WILL DEVELOP THE “I MIGHT NEED THAT” GENE
  12. Adult Fact 12 – YOU WILL DEVELOP A “DIY TO DO LIST”
  13. Adult Fact 13 – CANDLES ARE FOR DECORATION, NOT FOR LIGHTING
  14. Adult Fact 14 – POSTERS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE IN A LIVING  ROOM UNLESS THEY ARE FRAMED
  15. Adult Fact 15 – When you move into your own place you realised YOU CAN WALK AROUND NAKED!!
  16. Adult Fact 16 – COUNCIL TAX is rapey
  17. Adult Fact 17 – TV LICENCE is even rapey-er
  18. Adult Fact 18 – YOU NEED A CALENDER TO REMEMBER ANYTHING – or it will never get done
  19. Adult Fact 19 – LOVE COMES and GO & EACH ONE FEELS LIKE “THE ONE” – but each one will make you more cynical
  20. Adult Fact 20 – BACON AND COFFEE CAN SOLVE EVERYTHING – no explanation needed
  21. Adult Fact 21 – It is your duty to wipe ALL PORN from your best mates computer when he dies.
  22. Adult Fact 22 – YOU CAN SAY “WHAT?” 3 TIMES BEFORE YOU JUST SMILE AND NOD
  23. Adult Fact 23 – SNOOZE BUTTON IS JUST A “GUIDE” 4 YOUR  ALARM
  24. Adult Fact 24 – FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT ITS THE TRUE FRIENDS THAT STICK AROUND
  25. Adult Fact 25 – BULBS WILL GO AT THE MOST ANNOYING MOMENTS
  26. Adult Fact 26 – YOU WILL FEAR EVERY AGE MILESTONE
  27. Adult Fact 27 – The older you get the more conspiracy  theories you believe
  28. Adult Fact 28 – The older you get the more you fear the  zombie apocalypse
  29. Adult Fact 29 – You will realise that in the future they WILL remake or add a sequel to all your childhood movies and TV shows
  •  – TMNT
  •  – Robocop
  •  – Goonies
  •  – Nightmare On Elm Street
  •  – Total Recall
  •  – Batman
  •  – Spiderman

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  • Yes, can agree with most of these for sure. Really need to dedicate part of my life to obliterating the “I MIGHT NEED THAT” gene for sure.

  • Yes, am quite guilty of that!

  • Absolute F’ing gold!
    Terry

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