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Adam Blampied Apologises For Manipulating Women Online – Cultaholic and WhatCulture Wrestling

On the eve of the new Cultaholic Ventures launch of the Cultaholic's YouTube Channel, founding member Adam Blampied has taken to twitter to deliver a press release announcing his wish to take some time away for "personal issues."

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Adam Blampied former host and established star of YouTube Channel WhatCulture and WhatCulture Wrestling had recently announced that he would be teaming up with fellow What Culture exiles Adam Pacitti, King Ross, Jack The Jobber and Sam Driver in launching a new YouTube Brand called Cultholic. 

UPDATE – ADAM BLAMPIED FIRED FROM CULTAHOLIC VENTURES – MORE INFO

The Cultaholic Channel was due to launch November 1st but this evening (25th October) Adam Blampied released the following statement on his Twitter account.

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Statement From Adam Blampied On Twitter – @AdamTheBlampied

This announcement has been met with a mixed reaction from fans. Some offering support for being open and honest about his mistakes, however some have condemned his actions in light of the recent climate of stars taking advantage of their positions of power. Is this purely a damage limitation exercise from the previously very media savvy internet darling and his colleagues at Cultaholics or a serious, open and honest heartfelt apology… only time will tell. How much damage this will cause to the new Cultaholic brand?

The Cultaholic YouTube Channel launch has been postponed for an undisclosed period of time, confirmed by @Cultholic on Twitter.

(Personally as a fan of the former "WhatCulture 5" and Adam Blampied I truly hope that this is the start of a period of deep reflection, atonement and a serious change in lifestyle that in time will help him understand his mistakes and make up for them.)

YouTube – How To Get Started, Tips and Tricks

YouTube is a beast in the social media world and it’s not just all pranks and cute kitten videos. Over 300 hours of video is uploaded to YouTube every minute! Not all of it will go viral, in fact not all of it will be seen at all. So this is where I can hopefully nudge you in the right direction…

PICK A NAME FOR YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL OR YOUTUBE VIDEOS

So many YouTubers start uploading videos to an account before they have don’t their leg work and it can be a real pain to change later. A good example of this is “NicePeter” started a project with his friend “EpicLloyd” recording parody rap videos but when their video started to get popular people were looking for “Epic Rap Battles of History” and found them on a Nice Peter’s YouTube Channel instead which could confuse people. They have since opened a new channel to match their branding and boast over 12 million subscribers.

Picking a name at this stage can help you match social media accounts together helping people find you. For example if your YouTube account is MrHairyBrit you could grab your Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr and Snap Chat accounts with the same username to help people find you should they want to see more of your work.

BRANDING AND YOUTUBE CHANNEL DESIGN
brandingYou don’t have to be a web designer or a branding graphic designer to make your channel stand out. YouTube Channels, as with most other social media profiles, have a header banner and a YouTube channel avatar. These banners and avatars are a way to let your audience know who you are, what you do, and a way to establish a recognised look.

The header banner needs to be 2560w x 1440h pixels as this is then used and scaled down for mobile devices such as phones, tablets and notebook laptops. As for the avatar or profile image I personally use and image that is 275w x 275h and I try and match the colours to the header banner so people are used to my avatar and my channel colours when they try to find my videos.

YOUTUBE CAMERA, YOUTUBE AUDIO, AND YOUTUBE VIDEO IDEAS

You don’t have to be rich to get into vlogging. YouTube is a great tool for any new curious vlogger who wants to find an audience on the internet. I personally started with a webcam that cost me £15. This had 720p video format and a fairly good microphone. The core thing to remember with videos is that video quality is great but if you cannot hear the video properly a viewer will very quickly tune out.

After a lot of testing I found that my webcam microphone was great depending on distance and that assuming I wasn’t in a dark room then the video quality wasn't so much of an issue. I am since moved onto a £35 1080p Full HD webcam to film my vlogs and have a pretty reliable set up.

“Ok, so I have a camera and I have a microphone…. But what do I make videos about?”

A very good question. Now when you started this journey you may have had an initial thought of what the channel would be for whether its business, hobby, factual or just weird. Now why not open a notebook and throw words/questions at the page that would describe that topic for example if you want to make a video diary then these could be “Where I live. What’s my job? Do I have any pets? What did I think about the football this weekend?” Already there you have a few topics for a video. If its business based then why not explain who you are, what you sell, any examples, or your work etc


HOW DO I GET YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS? HOW DO I GET YOUTUBE VIEWERS?

It’s time to build an audience. You have some videos recorded and you are ready to get them seen but for that you need subscribers and random viewers. There are 7 important tips to help you boost your YouTube Subscribers and boost your YouTube Channel Video Views.

  • Make videos
    Sounds obvious but you need to keep feeding you channel with new content that way people can find you.
  • Make videos regularly – schedule.
    As you start to get random views you need to start building the routine for a viewer. Why not upload a video on a set day. This could be daily, weekly or monthly but try to stick to it that way people know when to expect a new video from you
  • Let your viewers know when you will make a video and how to subscriber.
    Tell your viewers when you will be uploading your videos. That way they will come back but also make sure you ask them to subscribe that way when you do upload a new video YouTube will send them an email to tell them you have a new video for them.
  • Share videos with your social media.
    You’ve made a video so make sure people know it exists! Share it with friends, family and your social media accounts otherwise you may have well put a sign post in the middle of a field that no-one ever walks in.
  • Share videos on related sites.
    This is a good tip for expanding your audience. Your social media is full of people who have seen you before and expect videos from you while other sites are full of people that have yet to find you so this could be a way to spark their interest.
  • Stick to it
    Rome wasn’t built in a day and a loyal YouTube Viewer and YouTube Subscriber base isn’t either. The more videos you publish the more chance people will find you and share you but then the more subscribers you have the more they can share you to so make sure you stick around for the long haul.

SHOULD I BUY YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS? SHOULD I BUY YOUTUBE VIEWS?

It can be very tempting to take short cuts in social media. Everyone has seen them and no doubt you may have had an email or a social media message offering you the chance to “Buy Active YouTube Subscribers” or “Buy Fake Twitter Followers” etc. Although these offers can look nice and the subscriber count may go up these are indeed inactive user accounts and in the long run will either get removed by YouTube Subscribers Account Checker looking for Fake YouTube accounts or in worst case scenario could get your social media account banned entirely due to YouTube Community Standard Breaches.

Also with YouTube Subscribers it is QUALITY over QUANTITY! You want active YouTube Subscribers to watch your videos so they can share them with friends, like your videos and comment on them. YouTube Comments, YouTube Likes, and YouTube Subscribers are the most powerful and effective way to help your channel get seen shared and grow.

AND FINALLY….

YouTube is not a get rich quick scheme! YouTube should be a place for you to share your opinions, have a laugh and to expand a business social media reach. If you are looking to join YouTube are wondering “How do I make a viral YouTube Video?” then you are looking at this in the wrong light entirely.

YouTube is a Social Media platform and I there for you to make friends, build connections and have fun, so make sure you don’t forget the fun!

I wish you all the luck in the world 🙂

If you would like to see what I did with all these tips then check out my videos at www.YouTube.com/MrHairyBrit

 

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Vagina Selfie Stick Camera || Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator

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“Sex Selfie Stick” Lets You Take Vagina Selfies, Just Like You’ve Always Wanted

When it comes to sexting, people with penises have it all too easy — as anyone who’s ever tried to hold a mirror up to their vagina in order to insert a tampon (or check for STIs, or whatever) can tell you, it’s incredibly difficult to maneuver visual devices down there, so I’d imagine getting a good picture of your undercarriage would be near impossible. But not anymore: the invention of the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator allows you to Facetime from inside your vagina, for when topless pics simply won’t cut it. Now you can get all up in your own business without having to contort your body into weird positions, or squat over the toilet with a hand mirror, because neither of those things are particularly fun or sexy.

The device basically looks like any other vibrator you might have, with the only differences being it has a camera attached to the end with lights surrounding it so you can take high-quality (and extremely intimate) photo fodder for sexts. You can take either pictures or videos, which can then be uploaded to your computer or smartphone. The vibrator also syncs with Facetime in case you want more face-to-face — er, vag — sexy times.

I’m going to go ahead and say that syncing pics of your privates to your phone or laptop sounds like a sex scandal waiting to happen, but hey, maybe I’m just paranoid. Although, admittedly, now I’m kind of curious to know how my vagina looks from the inside, so pros and cons, maybe?

And, I mean this could be a handy way for people to learn about their bodies in a safe and private way. As online vendor Lovehoney puts it:

Orgasms are an amazing display of passion and satisfaction, from muscle spasms and curling toes to clenched hands and heavy breathing, but have you ever wondered what happens inside the body during climax? The Svakom Gaga provides all the answers…

Yep, they got me, I officially want to know.

If the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator sounds like your next bedroom must-have, you can buy it online at Lovehoney for the low (?) price of £119.99 (approximately $184). It’s actually out of stock on their site until March 16, so it just goes to show you that there really is a market for vibrator/camera hybrids. Until then, I guess you’ll just have to settle for a flashlight and a self-timer? A regular selfie stick? Long and flexible arms? Whatever works for you, I guess.

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Village Plagued By Outdoor Sex

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Village Plagued By Outdoor Sex

A village is having to go to drastic measures to stop people from having outdoor sex.

Cotswold Way in Hinton, near Bristol, is something of a sexual hotbed according to locals who say it has been happening for years.

And now the local parish council is now seeking advice to combat the problem with that well known libido killer: Signposts.

Kerry Sawyer, chairman of the council, said anyone who sees others romping should call the police.

Angela Gent, who runs a hotel, spotted a couple getting down and dirty in full view.

She told the BBC: ‘At this point they were just coming out of the bushes and putting themselves away so to speak… What became intimidating was one man started to follow me.

‘It’s been notorious for years… people either find it funny or choose to ignore it or they don’t feel they’ll get listened to or anything will get done.’

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Paedophile Paul Gadd aka Gary Glitter Jailed For 16 Years

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Former pop star Gary Glitter has been jailed for a total of 16 years for sexually abusing three young girls between 1975 and 1980.

Glitter, whose real name is Paul Gadd, was sentenced for attempted rape, four counts of indecent assault and one of having sex with a girl under 13.

Sentencing, Judge Alistair McCreath said he could find “no real evidence” that Gadd had atoned for his crimes.

The 70-year-old showed no emotion as he left the dock at Southwark Crown Court.

Judge McCreath told Gadd that it was clear his victims “were all profoundly affected” by his abuse of them.

“You did all of them real and lasting damage and you did so for no other reason than to obtain sexual gratification for yourself of a wholly improper kind,” he said.

Judge McCreath said the guidelines dictated that he must take the current sentencing options into account for the historical offences.

He said: “The offences for which I must pass sentence today took place many years ago at a time when in particular, in respect of one of them, the maximum sentence was considerably lower than that which is now available.”
‘Isolated life’

Sallie Bennett-Jenkins QC, defending, told the court that Gadd had been subject to a “very high degree of vilification” and “demonification” in the press after being jailed in Vietnam in 2006 for molesting two girls aged 11 and 12.

She said he had led “an increasingly isolated life” for the last decade and had been unable to walk down the street “without being the subject of vilification”.

Gadd was found guilty at the end of a three-week-long trial earlier this month.

He had been at the height of his fame when he attacked two girls aged 12 and 13 after inviting them backstage to his dressing room.

His youngest victim had been less than 10 years old when he crept into her bed and tried to rape her in 1975.

The allegations came to light only years later when Gadd became the first person to be arrested under Operation Yewtree – the investigation launched by the Met in the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal.

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What Will You Leave Behind? || Random Thoughts

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What We Leave Behind || Michael Jackson, Jade Goody & Kurt Cobain

How do you want to be remembered?
What do you want to leave behind?

Kurt Cobain’s credit card was put up for sale this week and it got me thinking about what we as humans leave behind to the people left without us.

Kurt Cobain is remembered for being the mouth piece of a grunge music counter culture revolution in the early 90’s and for being part of the 27 club.

But what would he be known for now if he had lived?

Jade Goodie was a reality tv show star who in life said many bad things whilst in the public eye and was at one point vilified for racist and close minded abuse toward Shilpa Shetty.

Yet when she died of cancer she was held up as an example of how to be strong for your family in the face of a deadly decease…

and Michael Jackson…. A polarising and very talented individual that had such a roller-coaster in the public eye. From sweet child, to world mega star influencing untold thousands of musical talents across the world…

But also had moments where he was driven into debt by allegations of child abuse that still stick in many fans heads to this day… while some see it as a witch hunt by the media to destroy a harmless childlike star who simply wanted to relive his childhood…

It is time and people that will write our  eulogy and remember us when we leave this world, all we can do is try and give them enough good things to remember us by.

I personally….

I would love to have children and be remembered by being a good father. Give them a chance to be whatever they want.

But on a grander scale I would love to touch all my friends and family in a way that I would be hard to forget.

And given the chance maybe the same with the world.

So I ask again

How do you want to be remembered?
What do you want to leave behind?

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Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) Dating Harry?

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Is Prince Harry dating Emma Watson?

Is Prince Harry dating Emma Watson? Is Hermione FINALLY going to end up with Harry? Will their child be called the Half-Blood prince?

SO MANY QUESTIONS!

While most of us are still reeling from the news that Bobby killed Lucy Beale in EastEnders, there’s a new shock to stomach now reports are out that Prince Harry is apparently dating none other than newly single Emma Watson.

The pair are said to have really hit it off and have been hanging out. According to Australian site Woman’s Day, Harry masterminded a date with her but kept things casual by inviting mutual friends along too.

‘Harry didn’t want her to feel like she was put on the spot. A party also shows he’s fun and not stuffy. He’s smitten – and it’s more than Emma’s looks,’ a source told the site.

But never mind the details – now the gossip is out do you think this is the right Harry? Why not Harry Potter? Harry Styles? Or is Harry Windsor the perfect Hermione and Harry Fan Fiction?

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WiFi Enabled Sheep || Weird Technology

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Sheep to be turned into WiFi hotspots in rural areas – WiFi Enabled Sheep

The countryside might have beautiful views and fresh air, but the lack of good WiFi makes it nearly impossible to check Facebook and post pictures of #thegreatoutdoors to Instagram.

However this one flaw in the rural Britain could soon be a thing of the past as a university team are planning on turning sheep into mobile WiFi hotspots.

(Note: This is not an early and elaborate April fools joke)

Professor Gordon Blair and his team from Lancaster University are trialling a project in which they hope to pioneer the ‘Internet of Things’ (or IOT) project.

They plan to fit sheep with collars to track their movements, and add sensors to river banks to measure erosion.

Not only do they hope this will provide invaluable information about the countryside, but they even say one day these electrical devices could be used as WiFi spots.

‘The possibilities are limitless,’ said Prof Blair.

‘Cities have been the focus of much of the boom in this type of technology – it has been used to keep traffic flowing on our roads, monitor air pollution and even help us find a parking spot.

‘But the countryside faces challenges of its own, from subtle environmental changes to catastrophic events such as flooding.’

The collars worn by the sheep will be able to transmit data as far as 5km, making them perfect emergency WiFi hotspots for lost ramblers.

And before you say it – yes, we called up Lancaster University to confirm that this isn’t one big joke.

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Random questions…

Can you get mushroom seeds?

How can you grow mushrooms and garentee a type?

Or is a mushroom its own seed?

Why is there an S in LISP?

What do blind people see in their dreams?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?

Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

Do stairs go up or down?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Can crop circles be square?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Why do they call the little candy bars “fun sizes”. Wouldn’t it be more fun to eat a big one?

What is Satan’s last name?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

Can animals commit suicide?

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

What was Captain Hook’s name before he got the hook?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you without your clothes on anyway.

Why do people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every few hours?

If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

Can you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?

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Ouch! Sex toy related injuries have surged since the release of Fifty Shades of Grey – 50 Shades Of Grey Injury Explosion!

he NHS and London Fire Brigade are bracing themselves for a slew of sex related injuries. Because Fifty Shades of Grey hits our cinemas – and our bedrooms – this weekend.

The London Fire Brigade (LFB) said today it was ‘concerned’ the film’s release could lead to a ‘spike’ in people being stuck or trapped in handcuffs or bindings.

Since April, it has attended 393 such incidents.

Meanwhile, sex toy injuries have doubled overall since 2007. And, according to recent figures, they saw a spike in 2012 and 2013 following the release of the Fifty Shades mummy porn trilogy.

These concerning stats, reported by the Washington Post, come courtesy of the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System, which has tracked casualty admissions since 1991.

Injuries relating to ‘massage devices and vibrators’ rocketed in 2012, when 2,500 people checked in at the ER. The first Fifty Shades of Grey book was released in 2011. There is no proof the two are linked, but, well, it’s safe to assume they could be.

Thankfully, most injuries incurred were not too severe.

71 per cent of patients were treated and released, with only 25 per cent requiring hospitalization. And the good news was that none of the cases required assistance from the fire department, and zero deaths were recorded.

Phew.

However, with reports that sex shops on both sides of the Atlantic are already stocking up on their sex toys ahead of the film’s release this weekend – while B&Q is warning staff to expect a run on DIY S&M items – there could be trouble ahead for an already stretched NHS.

Stay safe out there folks.

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Sex Theme Park With Giant Penis Rides Opens In Taiwan

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‘Sex theme park’ with giant penis rides to open in Taiwan

A sex theme park where tourists can ride astride gigantic stone penises with realistic scrotums is under construction in Taiwan.

The park will be called ‘Romantic Boulevard’, and will include an outdoor garden filled with erotic sculptures of mammoth phalluses, as well as statues of people and animals making love.

The mastermind behind the ‘sex park’ also hopes to build a hotel in case all the penises drive guests wild with desire.

The park will also include a ‘scenic area’ for wedding photos (hopefully not right next to the giant penises), and is to be based on South Korea’s popular Jeju Park (pictured).

‘We want people to fall in love with Taiwan, as well as fall in love while in Taiwan,’ said Shih Chao-hui, the deputy director of the local tourist office.

Shih claims that 200,000 visitors have already come to marvel at the giant dongs, and hopes to build a hotel into the park ‘just in case visitors want to turn their feelings into actions’.

Shih pooh-poohed suggestions that the park’s avenues of male members might offend visitors.

‘Look, we are in the business of tourism, not education or religion, so the question should be, “will the park generate business opportunities?”

‘We believe the answer is yes,’ Shih added.

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10 Top Tips For The Perfect Nights Sleep

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10 Tips For The Perfect Nights Sleep

Healthy sleep habits can make a big difference in your quality of life. Having healthy sleep habits is often referred to as having good “sleep hygiene.”

Try to keep the following sleep practices on a consistent basis:

1 – Stick to the same bedtime and wake up time, even on the weekends. This helps to regulate your body’s clock and could help you fall asleep and stay asleep for the night.

2 – Practice a relaxing bedtime ritual.
A relaxing, routine activity right before bedtime conducted away from bright lights helps separate your sleep time from activities that can cause excitement, stress or anxiety which can make it more difficult to fall asleep, get sound and deep sleep or remain asleep.

3 – Avoid naps, especially in the afternoon.
Power napping may help you get through the day, but if you find that you can’t fall asleep at bedtime, eliminating even short catnaps may help.

4 – Exercise daily.
Vigorous exercise is best, but even light exercise is better than no activity. Exercise at any time of day, but not at the expense of your sleep.

5 – Evaluate your room.
Design your sleep environment to establish the conditions you need for sleep. Your bedroom should be cool – between 60 and 67 degrees. Your bedroom should also be free from any noise that can disturb your sleep. Finally, your bedroom should be free from any light. Check your room for noises or other distractions. This includes a bed partner’s sleep disruptions such as snoring. Consider using blackout curtains, eye shades, ear plugs, “white noise” machines, humidifiers, fans and other devices.

6 – Sleep on a comfortable mattress and pillows.
Make sure your mattress is comfortable and supportive. The one you have been using for years may have exceeded its life expectancy – about 9 or 10 years for most good quality mattresses. Have comfortable pillows and make the room attractive and inviting for sleep but also free of allergens that might affect you and objects that might cause you to slip or fall if you have to get up during the night.

7- Use bright light to help manage your circadian rhythms.
Avoid bright light in the evening and expose yourself to sunlight in the morning. This will keep your circadian rhythms in check.

8 – Avoid alcohol, cigarettes, and heavy meals in the evening.
Alcohol, cigarettes and caffeine can disrupt sleep. Eating big or spicy meals can cause discomfort from indigestion that can make it hard to sleep. It is good to finish eating at least 2-3 hours before bedtime.

9 – Wind down. Your body needs time to shift into sleep mode, so spend the last hour before bed doing a calming activity such as reading. For some people, using an electronic device such as a laptop can make it hard to fall asleep, because the particular type of light emanating from the screens of these devices is activating to the brain. If you have trouble sleeping, avoid electronics before bed or in the middle of the night.

10 – If you can’t sleep, go into another room and do something relaxing until you feel tired. It is best to take work materials, computers and televisions out of the sleeping environment. Use your bed only for sleep and sex to strengthen the association between bed and sleep. If you associate a particular activity or item with anxiety about sleeping, omit it from your bedtime routine.

If you’re still having trouble sleeping, don’t hesitate to speak with your doctor or to find a sleep professional. You may also benefit from recording your sleep in a Sleep Diary to help you better evaluate common patterns or issues you may see with your sleep or sleeping habits.

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Liberal Democrats Porn Hub Blunder

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The Lib Dems just released a poster that looks like a porn advert

Someone at the liberal Democrats HQ might just be getting a stern talking to for this one.

The deputy prime minister’s team released this publicity poster this week campaigning for the Chilcot report to be released to the public as soon as possible.

Unfortunately the person who created the artwork must have had other things on his or her mind.

That’s because the yellow square around the word ‘publish’ looks suspiciously similar to the branding for the porn website PornHub.

Just look at a few of PornHub’s recent adverts for comparison.

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