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Human Blow Up Doll | £30,000 EXTREME Plastic Surgery Living Sex Doll Fetish Model

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Human Blow Up Doll | EXTREME Plastic Surgery Living Sex Doll Fetish Model – ‘I’m a bombshell now’ Model spends £30,000 transforming herself into a blow-up sex doll

A model has spent £30,000 transforming herself into a real-life sex doll.

Victoria Wild, 30, has undergone plastic surgery to give herself an exaggerated pout, huge breasts and gigantic eyelashes so she can look like an inflatable sex toy.

The operations include three rounds of breast surgery to become a size 32G, costing £25,000, rhinoplasty (£3,000), bottom implants, permanent lip implants as well as botox (£2,000).

Wild, from Cannes, France, has funded the surgery with various modelling assignments and with help from her boyfriend Simon.

She said: ‘Who wouldn’t want to be treated like a bimbo doll? It’s such a sexy look. People stare at me in the street and I love the way I stand out.’

Wild said her obsession with looking like a blow-up doll started when she visited Latvia as a teenager. She had an inferiority complex about the way she looked because she had small size-A breasts, and people called her ‘Barbie’ because she was slim and blonde.

‘I didn’t know about plastic surgery at that age but I would always dream about resembling a sexy bimbo doll with huge breasts and insanely big lips,’ she said.

‘I loved the way dolls looked and how sexy they were. They are so bright and bold. It was this fantasy in my head.’

When Wild met her Italian businessman boyfriend Simon when she was 25, he encouraged her to pursue her dream.

Since then she has had a lot of surgery to look and feel like the sex doll she always wanted to be.

She said: ‘Simon loves my sex doll look. I’m a bombshell now. People look at me in the street and men absolutely adore me. Simon’s so proud of the attention I get.

‘I get more glamour model work because how I look too. I would love to become famous for being a sex doll.’

She adds that she’s never felt happier or more confident.

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Pigs Can Fly And We Have Proof… Maybe

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Pulleyed pork: Chinese farmer invents harness system to ‘fly’ pigs from his truck

A Chinese pig farmer has invented an elaborate pulley and rope system that carries his animals through the air from one truck to another.

It is probably the most elaborate way to avoid employing another pair of hands in the rich history of pig farming.

But farmer Sying P’an said he was sick of having to chase pigs around when they made a bolt for freedom each time he tried walking them from truck to truck.

Now, with the aid of some ropes, pulleys and an uncomfortable-looking ‘harness’, he simply flies them though the air so their mischievous trotters don’t even touch the ground.

The 43-year-old regularly takes his pigs to market in Weinan, in north-western China’s Shaanxi province.

He said: ‘At every market a few escape artists would always cause me trouble and often I would never get them back.

‘You only have to lose a few and that makes the whole load a loss maker.’

So he came up with his contraption, based on the on the Navy’s bosun’s chair, which is used to ferry sailors from ship to ship while at sea.

He claims his pig puller is a hit with the local townsfolk, although the jury’s still out on whether the pigs find it as amusing.

He said: ‘I get a lot of people coming to the town when I am there just to see the pigs sailing through the air.

‘They’re all healthy and they land in good condition – they don’t seem to mind the journey when they see the other pigs are not harmed, pigs are smart animals.’

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Hilarious Eco Friendly Condom Advert, Vegan Friendly & Dairy Free

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A raunchy online video is looking for people to go organic when it comes to the bedroom.

The ad for US firm Sustain Condoms shows a woman taking home a man she’s met at a party before whipping out the eco-friendly contraceptive, which the firm say are Fairtrade and suitable for vegans.

The vid star tells the camera that her “vagina deserves only the best” before making her move.

The ad ends by telling viewers to “do what’s natural”.

Despite the naughty nature of the ad, which says it’s time for women to “get on top of the situation,” viewers might be surprised to learn that Sustain was founded by a Dad and daughter duo.

Co-founder Jeffrey Hollender and Marketing Director Meika Hollender admit it’s “not exactly your typical family business” and vowed to make a more sustainable condom when they established the business.

Sustain say their condoms are made exclusively from sustainable rubber and free from the dairy by-product casein, making them vegan friendly.

The New York-based firm, which make a variety of condoms, also pledge to promote family planning by donating 10% of their pre-tax profits to US women with no access to reproductive health care.

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Creepy Dolls Being Left On School Kids Doorsteps

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Creepy dolls that look like little girls left on doorsteps in southern California

Homeowners in southern California have been left feeling thoroughly spooked after finding creepy porcelain dolls left on their doorsteps.

Police said on Thursday that at least eight homes in San Clemente, south east of Los Angeles, were victim to the bizarre stunt, with residents saying they were particularly concerned because the dolls left on their porches bore a resemblance to their daughters.

Orange County Sheriff Lieutenant Jeff Hallock said in a statement that police were as baffled as the residents and have collected the dolls to be examined.

‘We’re examining the dolls in an attempt to identify who may have manufactured them,’ Lt. Hallock told PEOPLE.

‘Are they homemade? Were they purchased at a retailer?

‘Something, some information that will give us the ability to track down who may be responsible for leaving the dolls in front of people’s houses.’

The households targeted have daughters, all around 10 years old, who go to school together.

‘We don’t know if it’s a prank, we don’t know if particular families were specifically motivated or targeted,’ said Hallock.

‘If in fact these dolls were meant to be left at these houses, and the dolls were intended to resemble the young children that live there, there is a concern with that.’

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Beer Manufacturer Spikes Beers With Viagra | Viagra Beer?

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Alcohol manufacturer allegedly adds Viagra to drinks, hopes to trigger a rise (in profits)

An entrepreneurial Chinese alcohol manufacturer has been arrested for ‘improving’ his drinks with an unusual pick-me-up – Viagra.

Identified only as Mr Huang, the liquor maker was unable to keep up the illegal practice after customers noticed the unusual side-effect of drinking the spirits, which were marketed as ‘nutritional healthy liquor’, according to China News Agency.

Huang, who founded Nine Springs Ecological Agriculture Development Company in Hubei province, was said to have purchased 1kg of Sildenafil – marketed as Viagra and Revatio – on the internet in January and added it to his alcoholic beverages without mentioning it on the label.

Facing stiff competition in the alcohol market, Huang said his motivation was to ‘increase alcohol sales and make money fast’, according to CNA.

The spirits were sold at prices of up to 60 yuan (£5.85) per bottle, 30 of which Huang allegedly kept for himself.

Huang said he believed that only an overdose of Sildenafil would be harmful to consumers, according to CNA, but admitted he knew that it was against the law and may have to take a long, hard look at his business methods in future.

It is unknown whether sales of Huang’s alcohol rose during the period.

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Woman Leaves Sex Toy In Vagina For 10 Years

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Woman Leaves Sex Toy In Vagina For 10 Years

After complaining of various health problems, a Scottish woman was found to have a sex toy inside her vagina – and that it had been left there for 10 years.

According to a report by STV News, the 38-year-old visited Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after contracting sepsis and experiencing severe weight loss and urinary incontinence.  At the hospital, doctors conducted an X-ray of her abdomen, which showed the five-inch toy protruding into her bladder from her vagina.

According to the Daily Mail, the woman admitted to using the sex toy with her partner 10 years ago; she also noted that she had been under the influence of alcohol at the time and could not recall removing the toy.

After this revelation, the woman was diagnosed with vesicovaginal fistula – a condition that causes urine to flow into the vagina – as well as obstructive uropathy – in which a blockage in the bladder causes urine to back up into the kidneys.  Surgeons at Aberdeen successfully removed the sex toy and repaired the near life-threatening damage.

Detailed in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the case may be the first time a sex toy has been left inside a woman’s body for such a long time. The longest known retention of a foreign object was 35 years.

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Coolio To Team Up With PornHub

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Coolio set to premiere his latest music video on PornHub

Coolio, remember him? Well he’s still desperately trying to bag that follow-up hit to his 90s rap classic Gangsta’s Paradise.

And for his latest shot at the big time he’s teamed up with internet porn sharing site PornHub.

According to Hollywood gossip site TMZ, PornHub provided the ‘talent’ (read video chicks) for the video, and have struck a deal with the ageing rapper to premiere the resulting video for the appropriately named Take It To The Hub on their site.

We can’t work out who comes out worse in this scenario, Coolio or PornHub. Actually scrap that it’s PornHub, definitely PornHub. Coolio? Really? What were they thinking?

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Adolf Hitler Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize & Other Facts

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1. The dates 4/4, 6/6, 8/8, 10/10, and 12/12 all fall on the same day of the week during any one year.

They’re called doomsdays, which are part of an algorithm designed to tell you the day of the week that any date of the year falls on.

2. The official color of the universe is “Cosmic Latte” (#FFF8E7).
The official color of the universe is “Cosmic Latte” (#FFF8E7).

In 2001, Johns Hopkins astronomers Karl Glazebrook and Ivan Baldry determined that the color of the universe was a greenish white, but they soon corrected their analysis in a 2002 paper, in which they reported that their survey of the color of all light in the universe averaged a slightly beigeish white. The survey included more than 200,000 galaxies, and measured the spectral range of the light from a large volume of the universe.
3. A Swedish couple named their kid “Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116.” The name is pronounced “Albin.”

They claimed it was “a pregnant, expressionistic development that we see as an artistic creation.” Sweden fined them 5,000 kronor.

4. In 1938, Adolf Hitler was Time magazine’s Man of the Year and in 1939, he was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

World War II began in 1939.

5. There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos.

(The reason? To get you to lose track of time and keep gambling all of your cash away.)

6. Some people claim an episode of Johnny Bravo predicted 9/11.
Some people claim an episode of Johnny Bravo predicted 9/11.

In this scene from a Johnny Bravo episode that aired on the Cartoon Network on April 27, 2001, a movie poster appears to show a burning tower emitting a smoke cloud with the ominous words “COMING SOON.”

7. A “dancing plague” killed people in Strasbourg in 1518.
A “dancing plague” killed people in Strasbourg in 1518.

A “dancing mania” began in July 1518, when a woman, Frau Troffea, began to dance fervently in a street in Strasbourg for about four to six days. Within a week, 34 others had joined, and within a month, there were around 400 dancers. Some of these people eventually died from heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion.
8. Harry Nilsson’s song “Coconut” (“she put the lime in the coconut,” etc.) has only one chord in the entire song. It is the only song without any chord changes to reach the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

It reached No. 8 in 1972.

9. Applying a male’s underarm sweat to a female’s lips can help women relax, boost their mood and help regulate their menstrual cycle.
Applying a male’s underarm sweat to a female’s lips can help women relax, boost their mood and help regulate their menstrual cycle.

…and it tastes…great?

10. The USSR requested a white-colored Coca-Cola in the 1940s so that it looked like vodka.

Marshal of the Soviet Union Georgy Zhukov requested a clear version of the drink so that he wouldn’t be seen drinking Coca-Cola in public, as it was regarded in the Soviet Union as a symbol of American imperialism. To fill his request, a chemist removed the soda’s caramel color, and they put the drink in a clear bottle with a white cap and red star. Fifty cases were sent over.

11. Caligula, the emperor of Rome from 37 to 41 CE, ordered his troops to go to war with the sea.
Caligula, the emperor of Rome from 37 to 41 CE, ordered his troops to go to war with the sea.

He made them bring back seashells as “plunders of war,” indicative of his victory against Neptune.

12. Technically speaking, a female dude is a “dudine.”

13. Tiger sharks’ fetuses fight, and sometimes cannibalize, each other in the womb. The survivor is born.
Tiger sharks’ fetuses fight, and sometimes cannibalize , each other in the womb. The survivor is born.

14. If you eat a polar bear liver, you’ll probably die.

Their livers contain a toxic (to humans) amount of vitamin A.

15. Shoppers are far more likely to buy French wine when French music is playing in the background of a store, and German wine when German music is playing.

16. The national anthem of Greece has 158 stanzas.

17. Marilyn Monroe had a higher IQ (163) than that of Albert Einstein (160).

18. Sloppy doctors’ handwriting accounts for 7,000 deaths a year.

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Naked selfies extracted from ‘factory reset’ phones

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Experts Recover Dick Pics and Naked Photos from Smartphones – Naked selfies extracted from ‘factory reset’ phones

Thousands of pictures including “naked selfies” have been extracted from factory-wiped phones by a Czech Republic-based security firm.

The firm, called Avast, used publicly available forensic security tools to extract the images from second-hand phones bought on eBay.

Other data extracted included emails, text messages and Google searches.

Experts have warned that the only way to completely delete data is to “destroy your phone”.

Most smartphones come with a “factory reset” option, which is designed to wipe and reset the device, returning it to its original system state.

However, Avast has discovered that some older smartphones only erase the indexing of the data and not the data itself, which means pictures, emails and text messages can be recovered relatively easily by using standard forensic tools that anyone can buy and download.

The company claims that of 40,000 stored photos extracted from 20 phones purchased from eBay, more than 750 were of women in various stages of undress, along with 250 selfies of “what appears to be the previous owner’s manhood”.

There was an additional 1,500 family photos of children, 1,000 Google searches, 750 emails and text messages and 250 contact names and email addresses.

The company said: “Deleting files from your Android phone before selling it or giving it away is not enough. You need to overwrite your files, making them irretrievable.”

It was not made clear by Avast whether they extracted data from all 20 phones.
Destroy the phone

Google responded that Avast used outdated smartphones and that their research did not “reflect the security protections in Android versions that are used by the vast majority of users”.

It was recommended by Google that all users enable encryption on their devices before applying a factory reset to ensure files cannot be accessed.

This feature, said Google, has been available for three years, although it is not enabled by default, which could leave less tech-savvy users open to attack.

Apple has had built-in encryption for its hardware and firmware since the release of the iPhone 3GS.

The hardware encryption is permanently enabled and users cannot turn it off.

Additional file data protection is available, but must be turned on in the settings menu.

Independent computer security analyst Graham Cluley said that if a user is serious about privacy and security they should make sure their device is always “protected with a PIN or passphrase, and that the data on it is encrypted”.

However, Alan Calder, founder of cybersecurity and risk management firm IT Governance, told the BBC that erasing data, even after it has been encrypted, will not be enough to completely protect your device.

“Google’s recommended routine for protecting the data only makes it harder for someone to recover the data – it does not make it impossible,” he said.

“If you don’t want your data recovered, destroy the phone – and that has been standard security advice, in relation to telephones and computer drives, for a number of years. Any other ‘solution’ simply postpones the point at which someone is able to access your confidential data.”

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Woman Teaches WORLDS DEADLIEST BLOWJOB Technique

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Killer blow job: Sexpert says her technique is so good it can kill you

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A woman claims her fellatio technique is so effective that men have died mid-blow job.

Sexpert Auntie Angel, AKA Denise Walker, told VICE her unique blow job move — dubbed the ‘Death Technique’ — has caused ‘massive heart attacks’ in men.

In a video on her YouTube channel, Angel, 43, explains her signature method, which involves a warm grapefruit with a hole in it and a bizarre, hoover-like noise.

The former mechanic, who revealed she got the idea when experimenting with fruit on a former boyfriend, said: ‘I have had women who have given their men my blowjobs and the men have passed away.’

As for the hoover noise — described by one YouTube user as ‘a vacuum cleaner dealing with a very thick carpet’ — Angel said she ‘wanted to do something that was so out-of-the-box that he would never forget you until the day he died.’

Chicago-based Angel has reportedly taught over 50,000 people in the last 10 years at her sex classes.

‘My advice for women is to become a beast,’ she said, but warned:

‘You suck at your own risk!’

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