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Sex Toy That Orders Pizza For You When You Cum – CamSoda

Sex Toy That Orders Pizza For You When You Cum – CamSoda // RubGrub the sex toy that will order you food when you’re done having fun. This sex toy idea from Camsoda is an internet enabled vibrator that can order you are pizza at the click of a button.

Sex Toy That Orders Pizza For You When You Cum – Pizza has long been our top choice for the ideal post-sex food.

It’s easy to eat with your hands (it’s hard to go back to a civilised knife and fork job after you’ve been moaning absolute filth for the last twenty minutes), it’s okay to eat in bed, and it’s delicious.

But for years we have had to lie back and hope our sexual partners will take our very obvious hints and order pizza, or do the awkward post-sex waddle over to our laptops and order some food for our damn selves.

It’s a lot of effort when you’re luxuriating in a post-orgasm haze.

So naturally we rejoice at the invention of a vibrator that’ll order pizza for you once you’ve cum.

Like a considerate f*** buddy, The RubGrub will order pizza for you after orgasm without the need to move from the bed or talk to another human.

You simply press a button and voila, your pizza is ordered and you’ll have time to recover and throw some sweatpants on top of your sweatsoaked bod.

Here’s how it works, before you start imagining a sentient vibrator sensitive to your food-based needs.

The vibrator is fitted with an internet connected button that works in the same way as the Amazon Dash Button, connecting to your phone, which has your payment details and order preferences saved. You push the button and an order is made. Easy.

Now, it’s worth noting that this product isn’t available yet, and we haven’t tried it out for ourselves, so we can’t confirm just how easy it’ll be in practice.

Will the vibrator work with all pizza establishments? Could you programme it to order other food? Is there an easy way to cancel the order if you push the button accidentally?

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Orgasm Selfie Stick Sex Toy | Dildo Selfie Stick Camera

Orgasm Selfie Stick Sex Toy | Selfie Dick Dildo Selfie Stick Camera. Vagina selfie stick with a dildo sex toy on the end to take a picture of your porn star cum face.

Sex toy selfie stick lets women snap their ‘orgasm face at moment of climax’ 

This X-rated gadget lets ladies share photos with their friends after the most intimate of moments 

A female entrepreneur has unveiled a new sex toy designed to allow women to snap pictures of themselves during the act of selfie abuse.

Although it is not clear whether the invention is entirely serious, it has got the over-excited people of social media all hot and flustered, with some women hailing it as the “best idea ever”.

At the moment, the product is only represented on a website, Twitter account and Youtube page

, with no clear instructions on how to buy it.

However, the unnamed lady behind the idea has released a guide on how to use the device, which really should have been called the Selfie Dick.

“When it’s pleasure time, simply extend the Dildo Selfie Stick and get down to business.

“At the moment of climax, simply push the button to capture your ‘O face’.”

Although the gadget doesn’t look like the most serious of technological innovations, people have rushed to pass comment on it.

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore,” wrote one concerned person.

“This is literally invention of the year,” another gushed.

“It’s the first selfie stick which allows you to, well, stick it,” the non-trepeneur said. 

“When it’s pleasure time, simply extend the Dildo Selfie Stick and get down to business.

“At the moment of climax, simply push the button to capture your ‘O face’.”

Although the gadget doesn’t look like the most serious of technological innovations, people have rushed to pass comment on it.

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore,” wrote one concerned person.

“This is literally invention of the year,” another gushed.

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Woman left sex doll and dildo covered in dog poo in someone’s porch as a ‘prank’

Sex doll dildo prank? Sex prank love doll with dildo covered in dog poo left on doorstep as a hilarious practical joke prank. Non Sam Pepper.

Woman left sex doll and dildo covered in dog poo in someone’s porch as a ‘prank’

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As if Chrys Wimmer, 56, hadn’t already crossed the line from humour into a darker area altogether she then allegedly pulled a gun on two men who tried to stop her 

Is this the most disgusting ‘prank’ ever pulled?

Chrys Wimmer, 56, said she deposited a blow-up sex doll and a dildo covered in dog poo on a doorstep as a joke.

As if she hadn’t already crossed the line from humour into a darker area altogether she then allegedly pulled a gun on two men who tried to stop her.

It is claimed she said: “Get the f*** out of my way.

“Are you going to move or am I going to move it for you?”

Police in Greenwood in Indiana, US, said they also found a pill bottle on her which contained cocaine. 

She was arrested for possession of cocaine, pointing a loaded weapon and possession of a handgun without a licence.

It is not clear what became of her revolting gift.

She is not the first person to have pushed a prank too far.

Last year Roman Atwood pretended to have dropped his son over a balcony.

Two parents also teamed up to reduce their young son to tears by convincing him he had the ebola virus.

In April this year teenager Lily Sharp joined this illustrious list of jokers when she convinced her mum she had been kidnapped as a jape. 

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Worlds Greatest Rocket Science Sex Toy

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Rocket scientists have been working on a revolutionary new sex toy that promises to send us into space (sorry).

MysteryVibe, the UK’s first crowdfunded sex toy purveyors, claim that the vibrator – named Crescendo – is the ‘Rolls Royce of the sex toy world’ and is going to revolutionize how women are able to control their orgasm, due to its truly adaptable design.

The 21st century sex toy allows users to change its shape and vibrations according to their desires and mood, based on the idea that ‘one size doesn’t fit all’.

The makers say: ‘Crescendo is beautifully seamless and can be bent into countless ‘exciting shapes’ – ‘I’, ‘C’, ‘S’ or anything in-between.’

And of course, it can be controlled by a smartphone App – what can’t these days?

You can even select music to play through the App that vibrates to the beat, using six vibration motors.

The high-capacity battery can be charged wirelessley and has been designed to run at full intensity for 2 hours and last for at least 4,000 hours. Should be enough time.
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Alarm Clock Vibrator

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Waking up just got fun: £40 alarm clock doubles up as a VIBRATOR

The slim device promises to wake you up to a different kind of buzz

It comes in three different colours and with a rechargeable battery

Now there really is no excuse for sleeping in

Have trouble waking up in the morning? Then this might just be the gadget to get you up and at ’em.
A smooth, elongated device that looks like a curved iPod, this alarm clock-cum-vibrator promises to make your mornings happier by waking you up with some good vibrations.
You programme the clock to wake you up at the desired hour, choose one of six different ‘vibrating patterns’, position the gizmo in your pants – and then wait. Come morning, the subdued buzzing emanating from your nether regions will be the only indication it’s time to wake up.

The $70 (£40) wake-up vibe comes in three different colours. The makers of the device suggest the one in pink is best for ‘good girls looking for a sexy experience of pleasure’.

The purple vibe is not only ‘the most excentric [sic] of the wake up vibes’ but also ‘an icon of inspiration, imagination and desire’. Who knew?

The black version ‘will make you wake up satisfying your darkest wishes. Glamorous and sofisticated [sic], are you ready to join the dark side?’

If you’re unsure of your answer to that question because of logistical concerns, the manufacturers insist that, even if you move around a lot at night, ‘[the vibe] will stay in the place [sic]’ as ‘it is shaped to the curves of the female body and exceptionally thin’.

The gadget comes with a rechargeable battery and different kinds of plugs, allowing you to use it ‘all over the world’. It seems there really is no excuse for sleeping in anymore.
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Woman Leaves Sex Toy In Vagina For 10 Years

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Woman Leaves Sex Toy In Vagina For 10 Years

After complaining of various health problems, a Scottish woman was found to have a sex toy inside her vagina – and that it had been left there for 10 years.

According to a report by STV News, the 38-year-old visited Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after contracting sepsis and experiencing severe weight loss and urinary incontinence.  At the hospital, doctors conducted an X-ray of her abdomen, which showed the five-inch toy protruding into her bladder from her vagina.

According to the Daily Mail, the woman admitted to using the sex toy with her partner 10 years ago; she also noted that she had been under the influence of alcohol at the time and could not recall removing the toy.

After this revelation, the woman was diagnosed with vesicovaginal fistula – a condition that causes urine to flow into the vagina – as well as obstructive uropathy – in which a blockage in the bladder causes urine to back up into the kidneys.  Surgeons at Aberdeen successfully removed the sex toy and repaired the near life-threatening damage.

Detailed in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the case may be the first time a sex toy has been left inside a woman’s body for such a long time. The longest known retention of a foreign object was 35 years.

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90s Porn Vs Internet Porn | Hentai Disney Bondage

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90s Porn Vs Internet Porn | Hentai Disney Bondage

As a grow older I start to wonder and think about the world my nephew is growing up in. As he grows older he will learn to walk, learn to talk, makes friends, join social networks, eventually look for and no doubt find porn. It is likely to be from places like PornHub, YouPorn or maybe even that fabled Blue Waffle.

Now this is were I wonder that maybe internet, youtube porn, free porn, iphone porn that is freely available maybe so hardcore that we wont recognise it and maybe even scare us as adults… worse than OAP porn or granny cross dressing porn….

So in this video I share my thoughts with you.

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