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16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner | London Survival Guide

16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner – The How-to guide to surival in london. How NOT to piss off a Londoner.

1. Trying to sneakily dump your rubbish because you’re too lazy to take it with you.

“No, no, no, you didn’t look suspicious at all stuffing that crisp packet behind you and legging it off the train before anyone could pull you up on it. Reeeeeeal mature, buddy.”

2. Playing suuuuuuper-loud music.
Playing suuuuuuper-loud music.

“You know what I really love? Hearing the dull tat-TAT-tat-TAT of repetitive hi-hats belonging to some dumb dance song through the medium of your headphones. Yep. Love it. Better than a festival. Definitely doesn’t make me want to cry.”

3. Wearing a huge rucksack at rush hour.

“Look, I’ll level with you: I get it. You really want to bring your gym kit to work. I understand. I feel you. But the extra space summoned by your rucksack is forcing me so tight into the corner of this carriage that I’m going to have to assume gaseous form to continue. Cool? Cool.”

4. Having a large suitcase – anywhere.

“Ma’am that is FAR too big for you.”

5. Barging onto a train without letting people off first.

“Oh, somewhere to be, have we? Yeah, you and everyone else trying to get around this evening…”

6. Shuffling.

“Surely you can see, just as well as I can see, that there is an oversaturation of people on this street. It is full to the gills. And you, sirs, are walking at the pace of a retired tortoise. LET’S SPEED IT UP.”

7. Abruptly stopping still.

“I’m not saying stopping in the middle of a busy street for a group selfie should be grounds for banning, but let’s at least have a conversation about it.”

8. Asking them to travel outside of Zone 2.

“The following are unacceptable: Wimbledon, Tooting, Richmond, Walthamstow, Highgate, and all those strange places the Metropolitan line visits somewhere near Reading.”

9. Not adhering to proper escalator etiquette.

“Where do you think this is, America? Because, when you think about it, we go slow on the right and overtake on the left…which is actually a whole lot like America.”

10. Failing to move down the carriage.

“MOVE. DOWN. THE TRAIN. PLEASE.”

11. Being flummoxed by a ticket machine.

“What’s that? It’s your first time in the capital? UNACCEPTABLE!”
(“This situation most definitely has nothing to do with the fact I decided to rock up at the station two minutes before my train leaves…”)

12. Showing a complete disregard for Britain’s rich cultural history of queuing.

“I’m not going to say anything, I’m just going to glare, tut, and work myself up into a silent rage, of which I’ll later take out on my co-workers and loved ones.”

13. Talking to them about the weather.

“OH, RAINY IS IT? HADN’T NOTICED.”

14. Talking to them about house prices.

“OH, EXPENSIVE IS IT? HADN’T NOTICED.”

15. Trying to talk to them, full stop.

“Oh god, I just made eye contact with another human.”

16. Suggesting that maybe they should think about living elsewhere?

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Music Festival Survival Guide || Festival Top Tips [REMASTERED]

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Ultimate Music Festival Survival Guide | Festival Top Tips | Download, Glastonbury, Reading & Leeds, Bestival

This is my top tips for music festivals or Festivals For Dummies so to speak.

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Everybody loves a music festival. Music Festivals and their headline acts are the dreams of my music festival fans. Most music festival fans will try the music festival camping and the music festival camping is a integral part of the music festival experience. I have been to a few music festivals such as Sonisphere Music Festival and Download Music Festival but I have always love the idea of one day going to Reading & Leeds Music Festival, Glastonbury Music Festival, Hyde Park Calling Festival, Isle Of Wight Festival, Bloodstock Music Festival and maybe Woodstock Festival, Burning Man Festival, Wacken Music Festival, or even Sweden Rocks Music Festival sometime in the future.

Music Festivals can be a great way to meet people and find new bands and normally have big music festival headliners with fantastic live sets such as Metallica, Rammstein, Avenged Sevenfold, Muse, Eminem, Chase and Status, Paramore, Guns and Roses, Foo Fighters, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Linkin Park, and many other live music festival headliners and live festival sets that draw thousands in to enjoy their favourite music festival.

This vlog is to offer Ultimate Music Festival Survival Guide and Festival Top Tips for music festival camping tips as a music festival survival guide based on my experience as a boy scout and a veteran of Download Music Festival and Sonisphere which are known for their fluctuating weather conditions. This Survival Guide will help you survive the music festival. The Ultimate Music Festival Survival Guide and Festival Top Tips include how to plan your festival, camp at a music festival and Festival Survival Guide to food, prices and how not to be a dick.

The Ultimate Music Festival Survival Guide and Festival Top Tips vlog is hopefully a good Festival Bible and will give you a Festivals For Dummies style top tips and help guide to keep you safe.

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10 Stress Busting Tips | Stress Relief Survival Guide

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10 Stress Busting Tips | Stress Relief Survival Guide

Stress is a horrible thing and stress can be very bad for your health. I tend to find that my life can be very stressful most of the time with work stress, life stress but thankfully not exam stress now that I am an adult.

However adult life comes with many stressful problems and with that in mind I wanted to share some stress busting, stress relieving stress relief techniques that I have tried and tested over the years.

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20 Tips How To Stay Alive In A Horror Movie | Horror Film Survivor Guide

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All Hallow’s Eve is drawing near and the Halloween Costume Cosplay is about to behind but there is a serious side to all this Halloween Boobs, Sexy Cosplay and Pornographic fun… Horror Movie Killers!!!

Horror Movies and Halloween go hand in hand, and thanks you Wes Craven we have a rough list that count as Rules For Horror Movies. These rules where invented in Scream to help cover most of the good old horror films like Friday the 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street with Freddie Krueger , Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Zombie Holocaust, Halloween with Michael Myers, Dawn Of The Dead, Hell Raiser and many other films of that era.

However, I still cant help watch these horror movies and realise they are still doing the same stupid teen horror movie killer stupid things. That is why I made this HOW TO – A Survival Guide for Surviving In A Horror Movie (20 Tips How To Stay Alive In A Horror Movie | Horror Film Survivor Guide)

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29 Facts You Learn As An Adult | Adult Survival Guide

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As and adult you learn many facts, tricks and tips to life. These facts are collected as knowledge and these tips are then common knowledge or facts that hep you live in the adult world.

Many of these facts you learn as an adult as you grow up and make those mistakes that teach you the facts that are helpful as an adult. Funny facts, weird facts, strange facts and survival tips are all needed to help you live an as adult even if you never admit to it.

  1. Adult Fact 1 – BIN BAGS – You get 2 types of bin bags… thick ones and USELESS ones
  2. Adult Fact 2 – LOO ROLL – Make sure you pay for comfy loo roll or run the risk of a shitty finger
  3. Adult Fact 3 – HOW TO – THE WASHING MACHINE – Why doe Washing Machines have 30MIL settings?? I JUST WANT “CLEAN MY CLOTHES!”
  4. Adult Fact 4 – COFFEE IS EXPENSIVE
  5. Adult Fact 5 – NEIGHBOURS WILL ANNOY YOU
  6. Adult Fact 6 – KIDS SEEM TO GET LOUDER
  7. Adult Fact 7 – YOU HORDE CARRIER BAGS
  8. Adult Fact 8 – 3 IS BETTER THAN 2, 5 I BETTER THAN 3 – DECORATING
  9. Adult Fact 9 – Learn to COOK! You cant live off a microwave all your life.
  10. Adult Fact 10 – WE ALL HAVE A MONICA OR MAN CUPBOARD or DRAW
  11. Adult Fact 11 – YOU WILL DEVELOP THE “I MIGHT NEED THAT” GENE
  12. Adult Fact 12 – YOU WILL DEVELOP A “DIY TO DO LIST”
  13. Adult Fact 13 – CANDLES ARE FOR DECORATION, NOT FOR LIGHTING
  14. Adult Fact 14 – POSTERS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE IN A LIVING  ROOM UNLESS THEY ARE FRAMED
  15. Adult Fact 15 – When you move into your own place you realised YOU CAN WALK AROUND NAKED!!
  16. Adult Fact 16 – COUNCIL TAX is rapey
  17. Adult Fact 17 – TV LICENCE is even rapey-er
  18. Adult Fact 18 – YOU NEED A CALENDER TO REMEMBER ANYTHING – or it will never get done
  19. Adult Fact 19 – LOVE COMES and GO & EACH ONE FEELS LIKE “THE ONE” – but each one will make you more cynical
  20. Adult Fact 20 – BACON AND COFFEE CAN SOLVE EVERYTHING – no explanation needed
  21. Adult Fact 21 – It is your duty to wipe ALL PORN from your best mates computer when he dies.
  22. Adult Fact 22 – YOU CAN SAY “WHAT?” 3 TIMES BEFORE YOU JUST SMILE AND NOD
  23. Adult Fact 23 – SNOOZE BUTTON IS JUST A “GUIDE” 4 YOUR  ALARM
  24. Adult Fact 24 – FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT ITS THE TRUE FRIENDS THAT STICK AROUND
  25. Adult Fact 25 – BULBS WILL GO AT THE MOST ANNOYING MOMENTS
  26. Adult Fact 26 – YOU WILL FEAR EVERY AGE MILESTONE
  27. Adult Fact 27 – The older you get the more conspiracy  theories you believe
  28. Adult Fact 28 – The older you get the more you fear the  zombie apocalypse
  29. Adult Fact 29 – You will realise that in the future they WILL remake or add a sequel to all your childhood movies and TV shows
  •  – TMNT
  •  – Robocop
  •  – Goonies
  •  – Nightmare On Elm Street
  •  – Total Recall
  •  – Batman
  •  – Spiderman

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Survival Guide : How to Survive A Nuclear Blast

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How to Survive A Nuclear Fallout | Survival Guide Nuclear Blast

As long as nuclear weapons exist, there is always the danger they will be used. Is nuclear war survivable? Only predictions exist, as some say yes, others say no. What should you do? Where should you take shelter?

1 – How to Survive A Nuclear Fallout | Survival Guide Nuclear Blast – Make a plan. If a nuclear attack does happen, it won’t be safe to venture outside for food — you should stay sheltered for at least 48 hours, preferably longer.

2 – How to Survive A Nuclear Fallout | Survival Guide Nuclear Blast – Stock up on non-perishable food. Non-perishables can last several years, whether it’s in storage or in sustaining you after an attack. Choose items that contain a lot of carbohydrates, so you get more caloric bang for your buck, and store them in a cool, dry place:

White rice, Wheat, Beans, Sugar, Honey, Oats, Pasta, Powdered milk, Dried fruits and vegetables

Make sure you have a can opener for canned items.

3 – How to Survive A Nuclear Fallout | Survival Guide Nuclear Blast – Store water. Consider keeping a water supply in food-grade plastic containers. Clean the containers with a bleach solution, then fill them with filtered and distilled water.

– Aim to have one gallon per person per day.
– For purifying water in the event of an attack, keep basic household bleach and potassium iodide (Lugol’s solution) on-hand.

4 – How to Survive A Nuclear Fallout | Survival Guide Nuclear Blast – Get communication supplies. Being able to stay informed, as well as alerting others to your position, can be vitally valuable. Here’s what you might need:

– A radio: Try to find one that’s crank- or solar-powered.
– A whistle: You can use this to signal for help.
– Your cell phone: Cell service may or may not be maintained, but you’ll want to be ready if it is. If you can, find a solar charger for your model.

5 – How to Survive A Nuclear Fallout | Survival Guide Nuclear Blast – Stock up on medical supplies. Having a few medical items available could be the difference between life and death if you’re injured in the attack. You’ll need:

– A basic first aid kit: You can purchase these pre-packaged.
– A first aid instruction booklet: Purchase one from an organization like the Red Cross, or assemble your own with materials you print off from the internet.
– Prescription medications or supplies: If you take a specific medication every day, try to make sure you have a small emergency supply built-up.

6 – How to Survive A Nuclear Fallout | Survival Guide Nuclear Blast – Get other miscellaneous items. Round out your emergency preparedness kit with the following.

A flashlight and batteries, Dust masks, Plastic sheeting and duct tape, Garbage bags, plastic ties and wet wipes for personal sanitation, A wrench and pliers, to shut off utilities such as gas and water.

7 – How to Survive A Nuclear Fallout | Survival Guide Nuclear Blast – Keep an eye on the news. A nuclear attack will unlikely come out of the blue from an enemy nation.
Many countries have a rating system to denote the imminence of attack. In the USA and Canada, for example, it may be useful to know the DEFCON (DEFense CONdition) level.

8 – How to Survive A Nuclear Fallout | Survival Guide Nuclear Blast – Learn about the different types of nuclear weapons.:

Fission (A-Bombs) are the most basic nuclear weapon and are incorporated into the other weapon classes. This bomb’s power comes from splitting heavy nuclei (plutonium and uranium) with neutrons; as the uranium or plutonium split each atom releases great amounts of energy – and more neutrons. This is the most likely type of bomb to be used by terrorists.

Fusion (H-Bombs), using the incredible heat of a fission bomb ‘spark plug’, compress and heat deuterium and tritium (isotopes of hydrogen) which fuse, releasing immense amounts of energy. Fusion weapons are also known as thermonuclear weapons since high temperatures are required to fuse deuterium and tritium. The bulk of the US and Russian strategic arsenal are these types of bombs.

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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL TIPS | SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD

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1D is infecting the youth of the world with their mindless, poppy, hynotic drivel.

They are becoming a very viralent STD of screaming histerier zombies.

Which got me thinking, maybe this is the start of the Zombie Apocolypse

1 – Get to know your Zombie
3 types
– Controled by master
– Slow flesh eating
– Fast runny jumpy?

2 – Pick your weapon
– Gun? Bullets?
– axe/knife etc close combatA
– Crossbow vs mass over run?

3 – AIM FOR THE HEAD!

4 – Supplies, find a way to feed yourself – Start hoarding canned food and bottled water — You need to eat and drink afterall, while you’re still human.

5 – Defend a position
6 – Team up – There is strength in numbers, and you might need to use some of them as bait later.

7 – Never allow bitten people to stay alive
8 – DONT GO TO A HOSPITAL
9 – Avoid urban area eg cities and towns
10 – If you have to travel try to use somehing that doent need gas … horse or peddle bike
11 – Try and stay in shape, you never know when you might have to RUN BITCH RUN!!!
12 – Dont get cocky! Always play it safe, one bite ad you’re done

If all else fails go out of the world the same way you came in, kicking, screming, covered in your own blood and shit!

It’s the end of the world (and you know it)

First, you get that creepy-crawly feeling running down your spine. Crouched low in the shadows, you shift your ax from one hand to the other. You think you’re alone, but your instincts are telling you otherwise. Then it happens — screaming out from darkness comes the biggest, baddest, ugliest walking dead you’ve ever seen. Should you attack? Should you run? Or should you call in reinforcements? These are good questions to ask when dealing with a zombie outbreak. And we have a list of tips that will keep you on your toes — and alive — during a zombie outbreak.

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