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Erotic Sex Club SNCTM is Coming To London in 2018 – Exclusive Fetish Club

Erotic Sex Club SNCTM is Coming To London // Sanctum or SNCTM is an exclusive fetish club secret society for only rich people willing to pay around £100K a year. Erotica, Sex, Fetish, Burlesque and more kinky action but now it’s coming to London.

SNCTM (it doesn’t stand for anything, FYI. It’s just ‘sanctum’ with the vowels removed) is a super swanky erotic club for all the cool people in LA. It hosts secret parties filled with sexual experimentation, erotic theatre, burlesque performances.

And next year it’s coming to London. Lucky us.

Full disclosure, though, you’re not invited. Anyone who fancies tagging along to one of SNCTM’s party will need to apply for membership, which is rumoured to cost £100,000 a year. Women can buy a ticket or volunteer to be performers, whereas men will need to be full-time members. Once you’re in you can engage in the erotic goings-on, get it on with your partner or guest with the performances as the backdrop, or just sit back and watch.

There’s usually dinner served, in case you’re peckish.

The dress code is strict – black tie, masks, lingerie – but the requirements for entry are stricter. The club doesn’t let any old riff-raff in, asking everyone who wishes to attend a party to apply online. The application requires photos of yourself, and asks about your name, occupation, the SNCTM members you know, and your sexual desires. Only applicants deemed to be a good fit for the SNCTM society will go through to the next phase.

The founder of the club, Damon Lawner, told Goop they look for ‘beauty, intelligence, wit, success, sexiness, wisdom, openness, non-judgement, desire to explore, fearlessness.’ Not picky, then.

After years of intrigue in LA, SNCTM is now heading on a world tour – which will include parties in London.

The London events are set for 26 May and 26 August 2018, at secret locations likely to be homes owned by super-rich British people who are already members of the club.

Founder Damon Lawner told The Sun: ‘I think these might be some of the best parties we show. I feel like London is primed and ready for something like this.

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Sex Addiction, Porn Addiction and Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Weinstein sexual assault, sex addiction, porn addiction and Harvey Weinstein rape allegations have rocked Hollywood this week. Rose McGowan has accused Harvey Weinstein of rape Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie backing up claims of sexual assault and abuse.

Harvey Weinstein denies rape but has also apologised for his behaviour claiming it is a sex addiction that he now plans to get help for…. but is that an excuse that we should readily accept in the more open and honest world?

Sex Addiction and Porn Addiction may be a symptom but it will not be the cause of his actions. All addictions are rooted in a need to hide, cover up or fill a hole that is empty within someone’s life and I felt that was worth talking about.

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Fidget Spinner Butt Plug – Fidget Spinner Anal Sex Toy Etsy

Fidget Spinner Butt Plug on Etsy? GlowFuckYourself on Etsy has infused an anal sex toy butt plug with a ADHD kids toy, the Fidget Spinner to make a Anal Sex Toy Fidget Spinner Butt Plug. This is extra proof that Fidget Spinner porn is a new viral porno trend – Want a fidget spinner? – amzn.to/2sAhCta

If you haven’t been out in the world or on the internet recently, you may not be aware of a little thing called a fidget spinner. Fidget spinners were originally created to help those with ADHD and anxiety. Now they’re a ~trend~. They’re the hot new toy on the playground. They’re being used to make music. There is, naturally, fidget spinner porn.

And now, finally, butts are getting in the fidget spinner action too. Some genius etsy-er has created a fidget spinner butt plug. To be clear, this is not as simple as labeling a fidget spinner as a butt plug and instructing people to put it inside their butts. That would be silly – and there’d be a massive risk of having to go to the hospital and asking a doctor to retrieve a fidget spinner from inside your anus.

Instead, this is a butt plug that appears to be safe and enjoyable for anal play, but with a fidget spinner stuck on the end. The end that doesn’t go inside your butt, but acts as a stopper to prevent your plug from getting lost. Wonderful.

What’s the point of a butt plug with a fidget spinner on the end, you may ask? Frankly, we have no bloody clue. The esty-er responsible for this mess is called GlowFYourself, who also sells delights such as a golden rosary butt plug and a mood ring butt plug.Of the fidget spinner buttplug, GlowFYourself says it’s ‘here to help that a$$ focused’.

‘That’s right help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own booty spinning adventure toy,’ they write. Right then. It’s not clear who is supposed to spin the fidget spinner – the wearer of said butt plug or the buddy inserting it – or if the spinner would be able to pick up much speed against the blockade of butt cheeks. We’re also a little skeptical about the idea that a fidget spinner butt plug could help anyone to combat ADHD or distraction.

But hey, at least now we know that should we ever require a fidget spinner butt plug, one exists in the world. And it’s made of butt-friendly stainless steel. We’ve contact GlowFYourself to ask them some serious questions about what they’ve done (and to find out if anyone’s actually bought the fidget spinner model), and will update this story if we hear back.

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Using Nokia 3310 as a DILDO? – Indian Sex Survey Suggests best Vibrator is Nokia 3310

Nokia 3310 dildo? Nokia 3310’s are being used a Vibrator Nokia 3310 sex toys. In an Indian sex survey using Nokia 3310 as a dildo has topped the results as the best option of household sex toys. Pillows, Sofas, Beds, Electric Toothbrush used as a sex toy and now the Nokia 3310 Vibrator. (Want a Nokia 3310 for fun? – amzn.to/2srjHo6)

Nokia 3310s were the greatest phones ever. They were just the right size. They had ever-lasting batteries. They had a vigorous vibration.It’s because of all those incredible features, they’re now apparently serving an alternative use: as dildos.

According to a tiny study of 100 Indian women by sex-positive group, Agents of Ishq, women are using their Nokia phones as a substitute for hard-to-find sex toys. And obviously, it’s doing the rounds on the internet because we all want to believe that those nostalgic bits of technology gold are getting people off.

‘The old Nokia vibrating phone made several appearances on this survey!’ the group says. ‘We have no idea why the company is not the market leader after this!’ One woman surveyed told the collective: ‘A group of three of us decided to masturbate with the old Nokia phones to show a fourth how pleasurable masturbation can be.

‘We switched off the lights to reduce her discomfort and got into our beds. Only, when we switched on vibration, the screens lit up showing off our vaginas!’ What happened to the phones isn’t clear as they’re not waterproof – unlike today’s iPhone 7, which is undoubtedly a far more sophisticated tool.

The survey also claims that 54% of the women surveyed said they used domestic appliances to masturbate with. That included vegetables, toothbrushes and bottles (sort of standard fodder), as well as beds (what?), pillows (how?) and sofas (WTF?). Dependable dildos are apparently quite difficult to get hold of in India but if anyone knows how you can jerk off using a pillow, then please let us know.

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10 EXTREME SEXUAL FETISHES You Never Knew Existed

Extreme Fetishes are sexual fetishes that might be Strange Porn Sikis, Weird Fetishes and Bizarre Hardcore Sexual Fetishes are always funny and crazy. More extreme hardcore than bondage and 50 Shades Of Grey. Hierophilia, vorarephilia, cannibalism, coprophilia and more!

#1 – Eproctophilia – Fart Fetish
You spend an abnormal amount of time fantasising about flatulence, whether it’s farting in your partner’s face or being the receiver of their pongy bum odours

#2 – Mechanophilia – Car Fetish or Machine Fetish
Sexually attracted to machines such as cars, bikes, aeroplanes and helicopters in the same way we are attracted to others within the human race. A car’s exhaust pipe is seen as fair game to these freaks.

#3 – Klismaphilia – Enema Fetish
These fruitcakes get their sexual kicks from using enemas to introduce liquid into the rectum and large intestine by the only means possible: the bumhole! 

#4 – Bestiality – Animal Fetish or Animal Sex
The desire to form sexual relationships with animals

#5 – Hierophilia – God fetish or religious iconography
The cross doesn’t bring about feelings of love and purity, but intense sexual arousal and a wholly inappropriate stirring in their pants.

#6 – Emetophilia – Sick Fetish, Vomit Fetish
The sick, sick buggers that have a fetish for sick

#7 – Acrotomophilia – Amputee Fetish
The sexual attraction to someone missing a limb.

#8 – Coprophilia – Poo fetish
2 girls 1 cup video makes you horny?

#9 – Necrophilia – Death fetish
Sex with dead things.

#10 – Vorarephilia – Cannibalism Fetish
The urge to eat people or things or be eaten alive.

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8 HORRIFYING SEX ACCIDENTS That Will Make You Laugh (ep.01)

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Erotic accidents and horrifying sex accidents that will make you wince in horror. Funny porn sex accidents, erotic sex fails. Sex accidents like anal potatoes, penis bitten off, snapped penis, kama sutra sex mistakes, electric sex vibrator sex toys and spicy oral sex. Sex fails, porn sex accidents.

1. The concrete rectum

One experimental couple decided to mix things up in the bedroom in the most bizarre way imaginable when one of the chaps poured wet cement into the anus of his partner.

Surprisingly this didn’t end well and the lad was rushed to hospital when the substance started to set, causing him extreme amounts of pain.

Silver lining – the couple now have a lifelike cast of one of their rectums to remember the romantic occasion.

2. The electric saw vibrator

Where do people get their kinky ideas from? When a normal dildo isn’t enough, why not just attach your sex toy to an electric saw?

Oh, because it will cut your nether regions quite badly when put to use. D’uh. Police in the US brought no charges against this weird couple as no crime had been committed. Unless utter stupidity is a crime?

3. The bitten off penis

This story from Singapore will have every man sweating to within an inch of his life. A randy chap was being pleasured by his secret girlfriend in a parked car. A van reversed and accidentally bumped the car, giving the woman such a fright that her jaw snapped shut like a bear trap.

As the horrified man lost his pride and joy, he probably lost his marriage too. His wife had hired a private investigator who caught the whole thing on film. One of those days, eh?

4. The couple left sealed together

The Kama Sutra has brought many couples plenty of thrills but one married pair from Russia saw the dark side of this book.

They were enjoying the deck chair position which involved the woman being held almost like a wheelbarrow, when a leg spasm caused suction to go all wrong. The couple were sealed together and had to be loaded into the ambulance still in the position. That would have been entertaining for everyone in the A and E waiting room.

5. Curry night blisters

A woman in the US was admitted to hospital with serious bursting boils all over her vagina after her thoughtless hubby decided to perform an act of love after going out for a curry.

Hot stuff indeed – but probably a little too hot for this poor lady.

6. The penile fracture caused by mum

Ouch! Are these the worst ever sex injuries?

Solo sex can be a hazard too, so all of you singletons needn’t be breathing a sigh of relief quite yet. A man in his 60s was enthusiastically going at it in his bedroom when his mum unexpectedly came in. Diving for the door to slam her out before she was subjected to a ghastly sight, the man stumbled.

And the loud snap that followed is something from every man’s nightmares. Boners may not have actual bones but they can still break.

7. The inhaled condom

Runny noses and fevers are pretty standard symptoms so a lady from India didn’t pay much heed to her constant state of being under the weather until it had been happening for over a year. Visiting the doctor at last, she was informed that she had a condom in her lung.

Turns out she had accidentally inhaled it, somehow without noticing, while giving her boyfriend a treat.

8. The priest and the potato

The truth of this story may never be known but a man of the cloth in the UK shamefully visited the hospital to tell them that he had a potato lodged inside his backside.

Timidly explaining that he had been putting up curtains when he fell backwards onto the kitchen table where said spud was sitting, he was treated without question.

But we’re fairly sure there would have been a few doubts in the nurse’s mind that day.

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Woman Arrested for BIRTHDAY DOG SEX

Woman arrested for birthday animal sex aka ‘sex acts with sausage dog on her birthday’. This dog sex birthday dog sex weirdness was filmed and sent to a friend. This dog sex birthday video, aka video of dog sex and sex acts on a dog got her arrested on her Birthday. Hannah Marie Haynes, Animal sex, girl dog sex, birthday dog sex, sex with dog… all phases you dont want to hear. Hannah Marie Haynes dog sex, Hannah Marie Haynes sex acts with a dog?!?!

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You’d think there was some sort of trend for this sort of thing, given that this is the second time in a week that someone has been arrested for engaging in sexual activity with a dog. 

Hannah Marie Haynes arrested, from South Carolina, has been arrested on charges of engaging in sex acts with a Dachshund and then emailing a video to an acquaintance.

An unnamed witness contacted police to say that the 23-year-old was ‘sending them videos of her performing sexual acts with a canine.

An arrest warrant obtained by The Smoking Gun reads: ‘Haynes did carnally copulate against the natural order’ by ‘performing sexual acts with a Dachshund canine.’

The alleged encounter took place on March 9, the date of Haynes’ birthday.

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Man With Bionic Penis Loses Virginity To Sex Worker For Free

Bionic Penis Man loses virginity to Sex Worker. Prosthetic penis implant, Bionic penis implant man Mohammad Abad has sex with sex worker Charlotte Rose to lose virginity. Bonis Pennis Implant man from This Morning. 

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Man fitted with bionic penis after childhood accident loses virginity at 44 with sex worker

The New Day chats with Mohammad Abad, who is hoping his first experience will give him the confidence to go on and find love

A man who lost his penis in a childhood accident has finally lost his virginity – at the age of 44.

Mohammed Abad has a £70,000 “bionic penis” and tested it for the first time with sex worker Charlotte Rose.

The security guard from Edinburgh said: “It was great. I’ve been waiting for this day since I was 18. But now a big burden is off my back and I’m so happy.”

Mohammed, known as Mo, was lucky to survive after he was run over and dragged 600 yards when he fell into the road during a snowball fight aged six.

After the accident, doctors attached a makeshift fleshy tube, but it wasn’t until 2012 that the NHS was able to fit him with an 8in state-of-the art bionic penis.

It took surgeons at University College London three years to mould Mohammed’s new penis using skin taken from his arm. It has two tubes which inflate to give him an erection when he presses a button on his testicle.

But Mo had to wait to lose his virginity because it has only recently become fully functioning. Charlotte, 35, got in touch with Mo after hearing about his plight and he asked her to be a part of his first sexual experience.

Mo explained: “I wanted someone who was willing to accept me the way I was.

“I’m a learner. I’ve got L plates. I didn’t want to go in all guns blazing and make an idiot of myself.”

The pair met for the first time in a central London hotel and spent a few days getting to know each other before they had sex.

A setback saw Mo’s bionic penis malfunction, with one side of the pump failing to inflate properly on the big night.

The pair were forced to delay the big moment.

Mo said: “It was frustrating, but I’d already waited 20 years, so one more day didn’t hurt.”

On the following evening, everything went smoothly. Mo says: “When Charlotte saw it for the first time, she was silent and I was a bit worried. But then she said: ‘It’s incredible’. It’s nice to hear a lady say that. After it was over, I lay there with a big smile on my face.”

Charlotte usually charges £160 an hour for her services but waived her fee for Mo.

“It was a real honour to be asked because your first time is a memory in your life you never forget,” she said.

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21 Reasons To Have More Sex

Sex facts & Beauty Tips! 21 Health Benefits to having sex. We all need 21 Reasons To Have Sex. Sex cures headaches, yup that sex headache! Have More Sex as Sex Makes You Younger, Sex Makes You Happy, Sex fights Depression and Sex Smooths Wrinkles!

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21 reasons why you should have sex.. tonight!

1 Sex makes you Look younger

Clinical neuropsychologists at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, revealed to a psychology ­conference that his extensive research had found older men and women with an active love life looked five to seven years younger than their actual age.

2 Sex Boosts fertility

This will sound like ­music to most men’s ears – studies have found that the more often you make love, the better quality your sperm will be.

3 Sex Fights colds & flu

Having sex once or twice a week has been found to raise your body’s levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, or IgA, which can protect you from colds and flu. 

4 Sex improves the immune system

Having high levels of the natural steroid DHEA, known as “the anti-ageing hormone”, is believed to be key to keeping your body fitter for longer. 

5 Live Longer

A study carried out in Australia found people who climaxed at least three times a week had a 50% lower chance of dying for any medical reason than those who only climaxed once a month.

6 Sex Diet

Thirty minutes of vigorous sex burns up to 100 calories, which is the same as a small glass of wine.

7 Ease those nasty period cramps – Period Sex

Many women say period pain diminishes if they do the deed during a cramp attack.

8 Helps lower your risk of incontinence

Good sex is a great workout for a woman’s pelvic floor muscles – the muscles that control ­orgasms and also stem the flow of urine, reducing leakage and incontinence.

9 Sex can Prevent a heart attack

One study at Queen’s University Belfast found that having sex three times a week could halve your risk of having a heart attack or stroke.

10 Increase your attractiveness to others

High sexual activity makes the body release more pheromones, chemicals that enhance your appeal to the opposite sex..

11 Smooth out your wrinkles – Cum facial and sex facelift

The hormone oestrogen is pumped out during sex, which can in turn have a plumping effect on the skin, helping to smooth out those fine lines.

12 Give yourself an all-over healthy glow

According to ­research carried out at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, sex promotes skin renewal because it is an aerobic form of exercise.

13 Improve your self-esteem

One of the most important benefits, noted in a recent survey undertaken by the University of Texas, US, was that participants who had sex regularly felt more confident about their bodies.

14 Sex Lowers your blood pressure

A Scottish study found men and women who had plenty of sex coped well with stress and had lower blood ­pressure than those who abstained. 

15 Banish depression – Sex can beat depression

Like any exercise that raises your heart rate, sex causes your brain to release feel-good chemicals that boost your levels of serotonin – the happy hormone – to lift your mood.

16 Sex can cure headaches (yes, really!)

This is because making love causes a surge in the “love” hormone ­oxytocin, plus other feel-good ­endorphins, which can ease pain.

17 Slash stress

In a study in the Psychology journal, ­researchers found that people who’d had sex in the last 24 hours coped better with stressful ­scenarios – such as public speaking – than those who had not.

18 Kick your insomnia into touch

The oxytocin released when you orgasm has another benefit – it can help you drop off, research claims.

So there is actually a genuine excuse for him to fall asleep so quickly after sex…

19 Strengthen your bones

As regular sex can boost oestrogen levels in post-menopausal women, it can offer some protection against the ­bone-thinning condition osteoporosis that is triggered by a lack of oestrogen.

20 Cut your risk of prostate cancer

Researchers at Nottingham University have found that men who enjoy a regular sex life in their 50s are at lower risk of developing prostate cancer.

21 Feel better all day

If you decide to go for a spot of morning passion to start your day, the boost to your mood it provides can continue right through until night-time, ­according to research.

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What is Air Sex?

What is Air Sex? AirSex the craze started in Japan. World Air Sex Championships crown Air Sex Champions. JACON, Japanorama and Alamo Drafthouse are famous for the Air Sex World Championships. Its like Sex Air Guitar. Air Guitar Sex?

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Air Sex what is it? Bizarre craze sees participants take to stage to ‘make love to thin air’ – Simulate sex, sex simulation 

Fans of the odd new ‘sport’ can participate in one of about 40 different competitions that are held around America 

A bizarre new sport, known simply as ‘Air Sex’ is sweeping through America – but what exactly does it involve?

In all honesty, the name is pretty self-explanatory.

Basic rules of Air Sex involve getting up on stage and having sex with thin air – while an audience watches you. 

The activity is thought to have been invented in Japan and basically involves clothed men and women simulating sexual activity with an invisible partner.

Certain moves and positions are often performed in an exaggerated manner and are sometimes set to music.

Air Sex gained popularity in American in 2007 and bi-monthly competitions are held at The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas.

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Woman Dies Choking On Cucumber Sex Toy

German man in cucumber sex toy death accident. Woman Rica Varna chokes on cucumber in game game. Sex toy death with cucumber. Deadly sex toys. Funny sex toy accidents. Cucumber dildo, deadly dildo. Oliver Dietmann, cucumber oral sex.

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Salesman Oliver Dietmann, who accidentally killed his lover while using a cucumber as a sex toy goes on trial for negligent homicide in Germany

Oliver Dietmann, 46, could be jailed for five years for the bedroom death of his lover Rica Varna, also 46.

The court in Mannheim where he is on trial had members of his victim’s family including her father and sister in the public gallery hearing the sordid details of the episode, which also featured a bunch of carrots and some courgettes.

He told the court he and his lover ‘often used vegetables’ as a substitute for sex toys.  

He said he had met Rica in 2004, their relationship turning sexual five years later. on July 19 2014 he invited her around to his place where the cucumber was used ‘to pleasure her.’

He admitted that they had drunk four bottles of wine between them and several glasses of schnapps. A post mortem later showed that she was nearly four times over the legal limit to drive a car.

He told the court how after the cucumber had served its purpose ‘I put it it in her mouth. But suddenly I saw there was smoke coming from the kitchen. I forgot that I had put a piece of meat on the stove for my dog.

‘I ran to the kitchen, fed my dog and then went on to the balcony to smoke a cigarette.’ He said when he returned to the bedroom, Rica was unconscious.

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Chinese Farmer Uses Naked Sex Doll Scarecrow To Scare Pests


Chinese Scarecrow Sex Doll, the new farming tool. Naked Sex Doll Scarecrow in China helps scare pets. Scarecrow Chinese Sexdoll. Sex Sacrecrow doll scarey enough for farmers? Naked Blow up doll scarecrow. Blow up sex doll fun.

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When it comes to guarding a field of rapeseed and keeping away pests what could be better than a scarecrow?

Well, now you come to mention it – a retired blowup sex doll, perhaps?

These bizarre pictures, which have gone viral in China, show an inflatable sex toy easing into her retirement.

The muddy sex doll also wears a yellow safety helmet and has reportedly been a real turn off for pesky birds – and people.

The naked (and rather stained) blow-up doll is thought to have belonged to a worker at a construction site near the field in Chengdu, capital of China’s south-western Sichuan Province.

It was then found by a local rapeseed (Brassica napus, FYI) farmer, who stood it up in the patch of greenery in order to ward of crows and other unwanted pests.

The yellow helmet, which also belonged to the construction worker, was placed on the blow-up doll’s head in order to cover its jet-black hair and to add more realism to the unorthodox scarecrow.

Rapeseed, which is consumed in China as a vegetable, is also used around the world to make cooking oil.

It is reportedly the fastest growing vegetable oil in the United Kingdom because of its nutty flavour, health benefits – and also because it is home-grown. And UK shoppers are now increasingly turning to the cheaper and healthier alternative to olive oil.

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VirtuaDolls Adult VR Sex Game Controller

VirtuaDolls VR Sex Game Controller, VR Sex Toy, VR Sex Game Controller, Indiegogo VR Gaming Sex Toy Controller for horny gamers who want to have a VR porn game wank is now available. Virtual Reality porn sex adult gaming controller.

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VirtuaDolls is a system which allows hi-tech heavy breathers to strap on a VR helmet, sleep with simulated women and be pleasured by a device which responds to on-screen eroticism.

This could, for instance, allow gamers to watch a cyber-siren twerking whilst the silicon sex toy pulsates in time with her every gyration.

So many men rushed to pre-order this device on the crowdfunding site Indiegogo that its designers were forced to “put the project on hold”.

In a series of tweets, the firm behind Virtuadolls admitted demand for their virtual vagina had been enormous.

Designed by the American company Eos, the VirtualDolls device is a “controller” which looks like a creepy silicon simulation of a woman’s safe space.

It invites “players” to get involved in sex games, where they carry out missions and are rewarded with a ending which is best described as “happy”.

VirtuaDolls ships with a title called Girls of Arcadia (pictured below) in which gamers have to save a damsel in distress.

If players can’t be bothered rescuing the woman, they can just jump to “sim mode” in which they simply choose a woman and sex begins before the first date is even mooted, let alone completed.

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11 Very Common Sexual Fetishes

Common Sexual Fetishes, Normal Sexual Fetishes. Some peoples sexual fantasy are extreme fetishes some more common. foot fetish, underwear fetish, bdsm sadism masochism sadomasochism, navel fetish. 

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1. ANILILAGNIA – OAP Fetish, Old People Fetish

This one looks like it would be weird right? This is actually one of the most common fetishes out there. What Anililagnia means is actually an attraction for older women. 

2. VOYEURISM – Dogginh, Watching Fetish

Personally, I think that everyone has this common fetish, but they just don’t want to admit it. Voyeurism is basically all revolving around a person getting aroused from looking at naked bodies or other people having sex.

3. SADISM

Whether it is whipping, candle wax or harsh biting, sadism is all about pain and inflicting pain on one another for sexual pleasure.

4. NAVEL FETISHISM – Buly Button Fetish

While a belly button might not be something that I’m into, but navel fetishism is something that is widely spread. Basically, with this fetish, it’s all about sexual arousal from the navel. 

5. PICTOPHILIA – Picture Porn Fetish

Pictophilia is one of the few fetishes that might help you understand your #boyfriend a little better. Men are very visual creatures and this could better explain why.This common fetish is all about having a fascination with pornographic pictures. This actually can be alone or with their partner. So if your guy looks at porn, this could be one of the fetishes that he has!

6. PYGOPHILIA – bum fetish

Are you obsessed with butts? Does the buttox really appeal to you sexually? That’s what Pygophilia is all about! 

7. STIGMATOPHILIA – Tattoo Fetish

This fetish is actually one of mine (yes, I will admit it!) and it’s all about tattoos and piercings.

8. RETIFISM – High heel shoe fetish

Retifism, or shoe fetishism is quite a common sexual fetish in men that has been portrayed in movies and TV. Remember that SATC episode where Charlotte got free shoes just for trying some on for the salesman? 

9. PODOPHILIA – Foot Fetish

Podophilia, which is also referred to as foot fetishism or foot worship might seem similar to a shoe fetish, but it’s not. While both sexual fetishes are more common in men, podophilia is a marked sexual interest in feet and areas of interest vary from foot treatments, appearance of toes and feet to odor and tactile interaction such as licking or smelling feet.

10. TRICHOPHILIA – Hair Fetish

Trichophilia is a sexual fetish where a person is aroused by hair, typically hair on the head but can include chest hair or other #hair on the body. 

11. UNDERWEAR FETISHISM

Having an underwear fetish isn’t referring to owning tons of underwear and lingerie which I’m certainly guilty of! This sexual fetish focuses on observing or handling underwear like panties, pantyhose, bras and certain fabrics.

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Animal Sex Facts From Giraffe Sex to X Rated Panda Porn

XXX rated Animal sex facts including Giraffe love, Snake Mating Ball Orgy, Penis Fencing and Xrated Panda Porn… A VlogBrothers Giraffe Love sex facts Tribute 🙂

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Honey Bee: Exploding Testicles.

A virgin queen that survives to adulthood without being killed by her rivals will take a mating flight with a dozen or so male drones (out of tens of thousands eligible bachelors in the colony). But don’t call these drones lucky because during mating, their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!

Bonobos 

Bonobos use sex as greetings, a mean of solving disputes, making up for fights, and as a favors in exchange for food. They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange “penis fencing” ritual!

Red-Sided Garter Snake: An Annual Mating Ball Orgy

he annual mating of red-sided garter snakes is a tourist attraction in Manitoba, Canada. That’s because when a female garter snake emerges from hibernation, she releases a pheromone that attracts hundreds of male snakes in the vicinity to rush her and create a large squirming “mating ball.”

Hyena: The Females Got Balls!

A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. To mate, the meeker male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis. That’s difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis!

Giraffe Love Sex with… everything!

When a male happens upon a female giraffe, he will perform a procedure known as the “fleshmen sequence” to see if she is in estrus. First, he nudges her rump to induce urination. He then takes a mouthful of urine. If it tastes good to him, then he begins to court her.

Dolphin Penis: That’s Not His Hand.

Here’s something you probably don’t know about Flipper: he has retractable penis. Male dolphins also have a very strong sex drive. It can mate many, many times in a day. Now here’s the bad news: male dolphins aren’t that much of a stud. The average time to ejaculation? 12 seconds.

Percula Clownfish: Your Mommy Was Your Daddy.

Clownfish live in a group consisting of a breeding pair of male and female, as well as some non-breeding males. There is strict hierarchy based on size: the largest is the female, next largest is the male, and then the non-breeding males.

Giant Panda: X-Rated Panda Porn!

For a while, zookeepers had trouble getting pandas raised in captivity to breed. In fact, male and female pandas showed little interest in sex – that is until someone at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding and Research Base in Sichuan Province, China, had the bright idea of showing them panda porn!

Now, when pandas reach adulthood, zookeepers there show them steamy videos of panda sex as part of their initiation rites.

Galapagos Giant Tortoise: The Longest Neck Wins.

To determine who gets to mate, male Galapagos giant tortoises will rise on their legs and stretch their necks. The shorter tortoise will cry uncle and leave the taller, larger tortoise to mate.

Garden Snail: Love Darts

Snails’ genitals are on their necks, right behind their eye-stalks. Not weird enough? Read on.

Snails are hermaphrodites, meaning they have both male and female sexual organs, but they do not self-fertilize.

Bedbug: Traumatic Insemination

Here’s chivalry for you: the male bedbugs don’t even bother with the female’s sex organs. Instead, a male bedbug uses its scimitar-like sexual organ to impale the female bedbug’s body and deposit his sperm!

Scientists even have a cute name for this sort of thing: “traumatic insemination.” Ouch!

Porcupine: Wee Marks the Spot.

First of all, female porcupines are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year!  Second, to court a female during the short mating season, a male porcupine stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 feet away, and drench his would-be paramour from head to foot!

If she is ready, then she’ll rear up to expose her quill-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that’s the only safe position for porcupines!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!

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