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Chinese Farmer Uses Naked Sex Doll Scarecrow To Scare Pests


Chinese Scarecrow Sex Doll, the new farming tool. Naked Sex Doll Scarecrow in China helps scare pets. Scarecrow Chinese Sexdoll. Sex Sacrecrow doll scarey enough for farmers? Naked Blow up doll scarecrow. Blow up sex doll fun.

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When it comes to guarding a field of rapeseed and keeping away pests what could be better than a scarecrow?

Well, now you come to mention it – a retired blowup sex doll, perhaps?

These bizarre pictures, which have gone viral in China, show an inflatable sex toy easing into her retirement.

The muddy sex doll also wears a yellow safety helmet and has reportedly been a real turn off for pesky birds – and people.

The naked (and rather stained) blow-up doll is thought to have belonged to a worker at a construction site near the field in Chengdu, capital of China’s south-western Sichuan Province.

It was then found by a local rapeseed (Brassica napus, FYI) farmer, who stood it up in the patch of greenery in order to ward of crows and other unwanted pests.

The yellow helmet, which also belonged to the construction worker, was placed on the blow-up doll’s head in order to cover its jet-black hair and to add more realism to the unorthodox scarecrow.

Rapeseed, which is consumed in China as a vegetable, is also used around the world to make cooking oil.

It is reportedly the fastest growing vegetable oil in the United Kingdom because of its nutty flavour, health benefits – and also because it is home-grown. And UK shoppers are now increasingly turning to the cheaper and healthier alternative to olive oil.

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Chinese Wives Buy Sex Dolls To Avoid Sex With Their Husbands

Sex dolls, love dolls and fuck dolls the ultimate male sex toy? Chinese Wives Buying Sex Dolls To Avoid Sex With Theirs Husbands

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The business is booming as more and more women are picking up the lifelike sex toy to satisfy their partners needs 

 Wives are buying sex dolls for husbands – to avoid satisfying their desires themselves.

The business is booming in China as women who no longer want to make love are picking up the sex toy to satisfy their ageing partners.

This is one of the factors that is behind a surge in sales in Xi'an, China, which has 2,000 sex shops, it is claimed.

Feng, a sex shop owner, said his shop used to sell 100 blow up dolls when they first arrived in the city in 1998 – now they are selling more than 1,000, reports China's People's Daily Online.

His estimates the region is selling 10,000 a year and said the trend is reflected in other cities.

He said: "People are repressed about sex. They think sex is ugly and don't want to discuss it.

"They especially don't want to discuss their own sex life with others."

A man in his sixties, called Zhang, said that when his wife reached 50 she no longer wanted a passionate sex life, so she bought him a doll but initially he struggled with feelings of guilt and regret.

Feng said other people now buying them include inexperienced youths and men in long distance relationships or lonely migrants.

He added that an increasing number of pensioners are turning to sex dolls for companionship after their partners die.

Widower Li uses his doll as a sex toy and a companion.

He claims he has only used it a handful of times but that he does dress her up in his late wife's clothes and sit with her to have a cup of tea.

Some dolls cost as little as £100 while others spend thousands.

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Woman left sex doll and dildo covered in dog poo in someone’s porch as a ‘prank’

Sex doll dildo prank? Sex prank love doll with dildo covered in dog poo left on doorstep as a hilarious practical joke prank. Non Sam Pepper.

Woman left sex doll and dildo covered in dog poo in someone’s porch as a ‘prank’

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As if Chrys Wimmer, 56, hadn't already crossed the line from humour into a darker area altogether she then allegedly pulled a gun on two men who tried to stop her 

Is this the most disgusting 'prank' ever pulled?

Chrys Wimmer, 56, said she deposited a blow-up sex doll and a dildo covered in dog poo on a doorstep as a joke.

As if she hadn't already crossed the line from humour into a darker area altogether she then allegedly pulled a gun on two men who tried to stop her.

It is claimed she said: "Get the f*** out of my way.

"Are you going to move or am I going to move it for you?"

Police in Greenwood in Indiana, US, said they also found a pill bottle on her which contained cocaine. 

She was arrested for possession of cocaine, pointing a loaded weapon and possession of a handgun without a licence.

It is not clear what became of her revolting gift.

She is not the first person to have pushed a prank too far.

Last year Roman Atwood pretended to have dropped his son over a balcony.

Two parents also teamed up to reduce their young son to tears by convincing him he had the ebola virus.

In April this year teenager Lily Sharp joined this illustrious list of jokers when she convinced her mum she had been kidnapped as a jape. 

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Human Blow Up Doll | £30,000 EXTREME Plastic Surgery Living Sex Doll Fetish Model

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Human Blow Up Doll | EXTREME Plastic Surgery Living Sex Doll Fetish Model – ‘I’m a bombshell now’ Model spends £30,000 transforming herself into a blow-up sex doll

A model has spent £30,000 transforming herself into a real-life sex doll.

Victoria Wild, 30, has undergone plastic surgery to give herself an exaggerated pout, huge breasts and gigantic eyelashes so she can look like an inflatable sex toy.

The operations include three rounds of breast surgery to become a size 32G, costing £25,000, rhinoplasty (£3,000), bottom implants, permanent lip implants as well as botox (£2,000).

Wild, from Cannes, France, has funded the surgery with various modelling assignments and with help from her boyfriend Simon.

She said: ‘Who wouldn’t want to be treated like a bimbo doll? It’s such a sexy look. People stare at me in the street and I love the way I stand out.’

Wild said her obsession with looking like a blow-up doll started when she visited Latvia as a teenager. She had an inferiority complex about the way she looked because she had small size-A breasts, and people called her ‘Barbie’ because she was slim and blonde.

‘I didn’t know about plastic surgery at that age but I would always dream about resembling a sexy bimbo doll with huge breasts and insanely big lips,’ she said.

‘I loved the way dolls looked and how sexy they were. They are so bright and bold. It was this fantasy in my head.’

When Wild met her Italian businessman boyfriend Simon when she was 25, he encouraged her to pursue her dream.

Since then she has had a lot of surgery to look and feel like the sex doll she always wanted to be.

She said: ‘Simon loves my sex doll look. I’m a bombshell now. People look at me in the street and men absolutely adore me. Simon’s so proud of the attention I get.

‘I get more glamour model work because how I look too. I would love to become famous for being a sex doll.’

She adds that she’s never felt happier or more confident.

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Valeria Lukyanova ‘Human Barbie’ wants ‘to live on air and light only’

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A woman who is attempting to become the human embodiment of Barbie has revealed that she is training herself to survive without food.

Valeria Lukyanova’s arduous efforts to maintain such a slim figure have lead the 28-year-old to practice Breatharianism, a little-known doctrine whose followers say they subsist on air and sunlight only.

‘In recent weeks I have not been hungry at all; I’m hoping it’s the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone,’ Ms Lukyanova told the International Business Times.

With a waist as small as 50cm, the Ukrainian model and singer says she is becoming an advocate of Breatharianism — an unusual movement which has come under fire for the starvation deaths of people who allegedly adopted it.

Ms Lukyanova’s resemblance to the plastic doll catapulted her to worldwide fame — and she hopes that her physical appearance will help her spread her ‘spiritual ideas.’

Believing that she from outer space and can speak with aliens through light, Ms Lukyanova also believes that she has the ability to time travel.

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Miley Cyrus Gets Justin Bieber Sex Doll Delivery? | Massive Amazon Box Delivery

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Miley Cyrus Gets Justin Bieber Sex Doll Delivery? | Massive Amazon Box Delievery

This is one package the Amazon drones may struggle to deliver. An image of the giant delivery appeared online on Monday, sparking immediate speculation as to what might be in the box.

Some suggested it might be a car after Nissan began selling its Versa Note on the online shop, complete with delivery in a ‘giant Amazon.com box’.

This is one package the Amazon drones may struggle to deliver.

An image of the giant delivery appeared online on Monday, sparking immediate speculation as to what might be in the box.

Some suggested it might be a car after Nissan began selling its Versa Note on the online shop, complete with delivery in a ‘giant Amazon.com box’.

I have a hunch that its a Living Doll Sex Doll of Justin Bieber for Miley Cyrus in her Cyrus Sex Dungeon where she films all her Sex Tapes with Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Others suggested it might be the world’s largest cat fort or simply a HDMI cable.

The original image of the box – spotted in Madison, Wisconsin – appears to have been uploaded to Reddit by user listrophy, who asked: ‘What’s the largest item you can have shipped from Amazon? Because I think my neighbour just got it.’

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