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16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner | London Survival Guide

16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner – The How-to guide to surival in london. How NOT to piss off a Londoner.

1. Trying to sneakily dump your rubbish because you’re too lazy to take it with you.

“No, no, no, you didn’t look suspicious at all stuffing that crisp packet behind you and legging it off the train before anyone could pull you up on it. Reeeeeeal mature, buddy.”

2. Playing suuuuuuper-loud music.
Playing suuuuuuper-loud music.

“You know what I really love? Hearing the dull tat-TAT-tat-TAT of repetitive hi-hats belonging to some dumb dance song through the medium of your headphones. Yep. Love it. Better than a festival. Definitely doesn’t make me want to cry.”

3. Wearing a huge rucksack at rush hour.

“Look, I’ll level with you: I get it. You really want to bring your gym kit to work. I understand. I feel you. But the extra space summoned by your rucksack is forcing me so tight into the corner of this carriage that I’m going to have to assume gaseous form to continue. Cool? Cool.”

4. Having a large suitcase – anywhere.

“Ma’am that is FAR too big for you.”

5. Barging onto a train without letting people off first.

“Oh, somewhere to be, have we? Yeah, you and everyone else trying to get around this evening…”

6. Shuffling.

“Surely you can see, just as well as I can see, that there is an oversaturation of people on this street. It is full to the gills. And you, sirs, are walking at the pace of a retired tortoise. LET’S SPEED IT UP.”

7. Abruptly stopping still.

“I’m not saying stopping in the middle of a busy street for a group selfie should be grounds for banning, but let’s at least have a conversation about it.”

8. Asking them to travel outside of Zone 2.

“The following are unacceptable: Wimbledon, Tooting, Richmond, Walthamstow, Highgate, and all those strange places the Metropolitan line visits somewhere near Reading.”

9. Not adhering to proper escalator etiquette.

“Where do you think this is, America? Because, when you think about it, we go slow on the right and overtake on the left…which is actually a whole lot like America.”

10. Failing to move down the carriage.

“MOVE. DOWN. THE TRAIN. PLEASE.”

11. Being flummoxed by a ticket machine.

“What’s that? It’s your first time in the capital? UNACCEPTABLE!”
(“This situation most definitely has nothing to do with the fact I decided to rock up at the station two minutes before my train leaves…”)

12. Showing a complete disregard for Britain’s rich cultural history of queuing.

“I’m not going to say anything, I’m just going to glare, tut, and work myself up into a silent rage, of which I’ll later take out on my co-workers and loved ones.”

13. Talking to them about the weather.

“OH, RAINY IS IT? HADN’T NOTICED.”

14. Talking to them about house prices.

“OH, EXPENSIVE IS IT? HADN’T NOTICED.”

15. Trying to talk to them, full stop.

“Oh god, I just made eye contact with another human.”

16. Suggesting that maybe they should think about living elsewhere?

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Trains For Women || Corbyn Sparks Discussion About Women Only Train Carriages

Jeremy Corbyn has suggested we consider women only train carriages solutions to stem the rise in sexual assaults on public transport.

Labour leadership contender Jeremy Corbyn has said he would consider women-only rail carriages to help stem a rise in assaults on public transport- www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34059249

Mr Corbyn told the Independent he would consult women on the suggestion.

But the idea was attacked as outdated and unhelpful by his Labour leadership rivals Yvette Cooper and Andy Burnham.
And other critics, including Conservative women’s minister Nicky Morgan, said it smacked of “segregation”.

It comes after British Transport Police (BTP) figures suggested sex offences on trains and at stations had risen by 25% to record levels.

‘Turning back clock’

Mr Corbyn said: “My intention would be to make public transport safer for everyone from the train platform to the bus stop to the mode of transport itself.

“However, I would consult with women and open it up to hear their views on whether women-only carriages would be welcome – and also if piloting this at times and [on] modes of transport where harassment is reported most frequently would be of interest.”

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