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Lovedoll UK Brothel Closes, Gives Away FREE Sex Dolls

Lovedoll UK Brothel Closes, Gives Away FREE Sex Dolls // Love Doll Sex Doll Brothel in UK forced to shut gives away its sex dolls for FREE! Lovedoll UK says the owner of the building it was renting received complaints from neighbouring companies after they discovered the business was hiring out sex dolls by the hour.

The company has claimed it was left with no choice but to leave its premises this week.

And with nowhere to store its sex dolls, they are now being given away. So far, around £30,000 worth of used sex dolls have been given away to customers who entered into a ‘lottery-style’ draw to win a latex lover – and will continue to do so until tomorrow.

Landlord Bizspace have confirmed that Lovedoll UK have left and that the business did not fit in with their ‘company values’.

A spokesperson for Lovedoll UK, based in Tyne and Wear, said: ‘The time we were given to move out of the business centre did not allow us to arrange transport, storage and a new premises.

‘So we had to make the decision to pack up the existing stock and just ship it out.

‘Initially they only gave us 24 hours, but eventually we were given three days to move.

‘We did not want to have any downtime, so decided giving away free dolls would be a good way of keeping the business running.

‘A lot of people in the business centre have genuinely been sad to see us go, we have been there for a long time and so you get attached.

‘Some didn’t even know what we did – but a very small percentage didn’t like it when they found out through the press coverage.’

Lovedoll UK hit the headlines earlier this month after they announced they were doing a ‘try before you buy’ service – where clients could spend an hour with a doll before splashing out £2,000 on one of their own.

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Masturbation Kills 100 Germans Every Year

Masturbation Kills 100 Germans Every Year // Oxygen deprivation, Breathe control, sex accidents, risky masturbation practices, and autoerotic asphyxiation to blame for a rise in weird statistics for sexually linked deaths every year in Germany.

As many as 100 people are dying every year in Germany from ‘risky masturbation practices’, a new study has shown.

Oxygen deprivation is the most common cause of death in people who are searching for the ‘ultimate orgasm’, according to forensic examiner, Dr Harald Voss.

The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat.

He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports The Local.

Another man was found just before the new year who had died from auto-asphyxiation when he was wrapped in chains in a room where ‘pornographic images were present’.

Women are also known to die from autoerotic asphyxiation, but it is less likely as it’s claimed that they are ‘more cautious’.

However, although the official numbers reported are much lower, Dr Voss predicts that the number of unreported cases are ‘extremely high’ as the relatives of the victims may feel ashamed about what has happened.

In one example, a man was discovered by his mother with Christmas tree lights clamped to his nipples, but she removed them before emergency services arrived.

They were initially confused why he had burn marks on his body but his mother came clean and admitted what she had originally found. It was concluded that the cause of death was electrocution.

The Institute of Legal Medicine has investigated 40 accidental autoerotic fatalities in northern Germany between 1983 and 2003 with all the victims being males between the ages of 13 and 79.

Dr Voss warns that evidence that could point towards the scene of an autoerotic death include: exposed genitals, restraints that could have been self administered, mirrors placed near the body, plastic bags around the head, porn, and the lack of a suicide note.

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Nibiru Planet X End Of The World for November 19th 2017 – Niburu Conspiracy Theory

Planet X Nibiru apocalypse is upon us! The Niburu conspiracy theory is real and coming for the end of the world on November 19th 2017 – my birthday! Nasa denied the Ninth Planet theory was real but now the planet will smash into earth soon!! Or not…

Here’s what’s going to happen when earthquake apocalypse hits Earth on November 19

In case you haven’t been following this year’s important news, a mysterious death planet is heading towards Earth – and destined to wreak havoc.

But even the most dedicated conspiracy theorist must admit there’s been a couple of false starts – with ‘the end’ predicted to come on September 19, and then October 23.

Both those predictions came from Christian conspiracy theorist David Meade – but now a new internet wibbler has predicted chaos will erupt on November 19.

Terral Croft is – like Meade – obsessed with the (fictional) death planet Nibiru, and predicts on Planet X News that the so-called ‘Black Star’ will cause worldwide earthquakes on November 19.

Croft writes, in a blog post peppered with pseudoscientific gibberish, ‘The predicted backside-alignment quake event is scheduled for November 19, 2017, when Earth passes behind the Sun relative to the Black Star in the Libra Constellation.’

‘The forecast is to see fluctuating up-down weekly seismic-event values, until global seismic activity reaches a peak in the second two weeks of November moving into December 2017.
‘The historical data points to the chances of seeing one or more 7-magnitude earthquake events coming for Weeks 39-41.’

Croft has even produced a really scary diagram to make it all seem that bit more legitimate.

Sounds scary right? But what’s really going to happen is… nothing at all.

Nibiru does not exist, and Croft’s supposed scientific analysis of earthquakes is gibberish – he claims earthquakes are increasing, whereas there’s actually fewer than average, according to the Washington Post.

Nibiru itself is a tired, tired old conspiracy theory, which has been predicted to end the world dozens of times, and never ever does.

Nibiru does not exist – and if you’re in any doubt on this fact, read the box below about where the idea of the ‘death planet’ actually comes from.

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Adam Blampied FIRED From Cultaholic Ventures – WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Adam Blampied fired from Cultholic Ventures.

The former WhatCulture YouTube Star Adam Blampied has been fired from his posotion at new YouTube Channel Cultaholic after admitting to a string of alteractions with fans. Adam Blampied had been accused of abusing his fan favourite standing and position of power to obtain pictures from his female fans.

Adam Blampied, Adam Pacitti, Jack The Jobber, King Ross and Sam Driver all left WhatCulture Wrestling 2 months ago to start Cultaholics. Adam Blampied, the founding member of the Cultaholic Ventures YouTube channel took to twitter to apologise for his actions and within 48 hours of the inital news hitting social media and the BBC picking up the news Adam Blampied was fired from his job at Cultaholic Ventures on Twitter.

Turtles All the Way Down by John Green – Book Review #BookTube

Turtles All the Way Down Book Review

The Fault In Our Stars author John Green’s new book Turtles All The Way Down follows Aza Holmes as she lives her life with OCD. This rollercoaster ride of self discovery, treasure hunting, tuatara, and Star Wars fanfiction has a heart and a solid life lesson. #BookTube #BookTuber

This is my first attempt at a book review like a booktuber so I apologise if my giant tea mug scares you, this is how i interpret the meaning of Turtles All The Way Down.

John Green is a YA novelist known for Looking For Alaska, The Fault In Our Stars and Paper Towns. John also share a very popular YouTube channel with his brother Hank Green aka The Vlogbrothers.

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Sex Addiction, Porn Addiction and Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Weinstein sexual assault, sex addiction, porn addiction and Harvey Weinstein rape allegations have rocked Hollywood this week. Rose McGowan has accused Harvey Weinstein of rape Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie backing up claims of sexual assault and abuse.

Harvey Weinstein denies rape but has also apologised for his behaviour claiming it is a sex addiction that he now plans to get help for…. but is that an excuse that we should readily accept in the more open and honest world?

Sex Addiction and Porn Addiction may be a symptom but it will not be the cause of his actions. All addictions are rooted in a need to hide, cover up or fill a hole that is empty within someone’s life and I felt that was worth talking about.

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WhatCulture FIRES YouTube Staff? – WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?

 

WhatCulture have fired Adam Blampied, Adam Pacitti, King Ross, Sam Driver and Jack The Jobber aka The Cultaholic Ventures C5? A press release earlier today announces that What Culture is parting ways with 4 of their high profile on screen talents and a loyal editor. This comes in the wake of Kenny McIntosh leaving last month.

What Culture WWE has seen a huge boost to viewers in the last 2-3 years with Adam Pacitti, Adam Blampied, King Ross and Jack The Jobber all hosting YouTube series on WhatCultureWWE and even being part of the newly launched WCPW. Sadly it seems this is to end today.

Update – It seems that Cultaholic Ventures Limited was set up with Companies House on 6th September. This currently lists Adam Blampied, Adam Pacitti, Sam Driver and Ross Tweddle aka King Ross as Directors.

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9 UK GENERAL ELECTION Facts You Might Not Know

Facts about UK Parliamentary elections. How MPs are elected. How to win a Prime Minister vote in the UK. SNP, UKIP, Labour, Lib Dem, Green etc 9 Things You Didn’t Know About The UK General Elections & Results #GE2017 #UKGeneralElection #IVoted

1. You don’t have to vote with an “x.”

Although the official guidance is to place an “x” in the square next to the name of the candidate you wish to vote for, you can cast your vote with a tick, a number, heck, in theory even a smiley face. 

2. Why are elections held on a Thursday?
One theory suggests that in the past Friday was pay day, so Thursday votes ensured a good turnout as people weren’t too drunk. The last general election not to be held on a Thursday was on Tuesday Oct. 27, 1931. The Electoral Commission has suggested making polling day at the weekend to improve turnout.

3. Four-legged friends

You can take your dog to the polling station as long as Fido doesn’t “disrupt the vote.” The Electoral Commission gives furry friends the thumbs up in an “accompanying” role. If you’re planning to ride to cast your vote, please note horses and ponies do need to be secured outside the station.

4. Tied results
What happens if there is a tied result? It’s pretty unsatisfactory actually. “Where there is a tie between two or more candidates receiving the same number of votes the Acting Returning Officer will decide the result by lot.” So for example, the names of the tied candidates could be written on paper and drawn out of a hat, or a coin could be flipped.

5. Turnout

The lowest turnout at a UK general election was at the end of World War I when the polling stations saw just 57.2% of eligible voters cast their ballot. Between 1922 and 1997 turnout was 71% and above, with a high of 83.9% in 1950. In 2001 turnout was 59.4%, in 2005 it was 61.4 % and in 2010 it was 65.1%. It’s estimated that around 7.5 million people are missing from the electoral register.

6. Constituencies
The UK is divided up into 650 parliamentary constituencies, each one represented by a member of parliament in the House of Commons. 533 are in England, 59 in Scotland, 40 in Wales and 18 in Northern Ireland. 

7. Inebriated electors

Apparently having a few jars before you head to the polling station is acceptable. The Beeb says polling staff can’t turn away drunk voters. Don’t get absolutely hammered though — if you appear incapable of casting a vote, you will have to answer a series of questions in order to prove you are capable. If you fail, apparently you’ll be told to come back when you’ve sobered up.

8. Cost
Democracy costs serious money. The estimated cost of the 2010 general election was an astonishing £113.2 million ($174 million). This breaks down to £28.6 million ($44 million) for the cost of distributing candidates’ mailings and £84.6 million ($130 million) to carry out the voting process.

9. Can the Queen vote?

Yes, but she doesn’t. The Queen’s official website explains: “Although the law relating to elections does not specifically prohibit the Sovereign from voting in a general election or local election, it is considered unconstitutional for the Sovereign and his or her heir to do so. As Head of State, The Queen must remain politically neutral, since her Government will be formed from whichever party can command a majority in the House of Commons.”

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8 BACK TO THE FUTURE INVENTIONS That Actually Exist

Back To The Future Inventions we all wanted. Hoverboards, Flying Cars, Nike Power Laces the self lace up trainers and other inventions Back To The Future full movies predicted. How many can you spot? #BTTF #Movies #Inventions – 8 Back To The Future Inventions and Gadgets That Actually Exist 

It’s 2015, the year Doc Brown and Marty McFly flew to in Back To The Future part II. But has it lived up to the hype?

There may not be any flying cars or time-travelling Deloreans yet – but Back To The Future was alarmingly spot on with many predictions.

So here’s what it got right, and what we’re only slightly bitter about that we haven’t yet received.

Anyone fancy a rehydrated pizza?

It predicted: 

1. Hands-free gaming

Remember the line ‘you have to use your hands? That’s like a baby’s toy!’? Hello to the birth of the Xbox Kinect.


2. Flying cars

The Transition, designed by Massachusetts-based Terrafugua Inc., the company’s prototype flying car, during its first flight. The vehicle has two seats, four wheels and wings that fold up so it can be driven like a car, and flew at 1,400 feet for eight minutes during the test. Commercial jets fly at 35,000 feet. This prototype flying car goes on display at the New York Auto Show this week. March 23, 2012 photo provided by Terrafugia Inc. 

OK so they’re not in mainstream use and cost $200,000 from Terrafugia, but they are around and they do exist. They have folding wings for the road and can fly 500 miles on 20 gallons of fuel. Quick lunch in Berlin, anyone?

3. 3D movies

3D movies have been around for years, but were they predicted by this giant Jaws popping out of the top of the cinema?

4. The Hoverboard
THEY EXIST! And hopefully will be available by October 2015 *crosses fingers*.

5. Power laces

Possibly the laziest invention ever, the power laces sported by Marty McFly do exist in the Nike Air Mags, although you’ll need about £5,000 for the convenience of not having to bend down in the middle of the street to tie your shoe.

6. Video communication 

Oh hi there, Skype.

7. Video glasses

And hi there to you, Google Glass.

8. The thumb plate

For now you may not be able to open your home without fumbling for your house keys – but this technology exists and is in use. Example: The iPhone with thumb print unlocking.

What Back To The Future II has not yet delivered: 

1. Self-drying clothes

There are clothes that dry our sweat, self-iron and repel spills, but none that are quite as good as Marty McFly’s ‘life-preserver’ jacket that dries itself in about five seconds after he falls in a pond. Anyone who went to a uni by the sea will know the need for these after a night clubbing ends with an ill-advised fully-clothed dip.

2. Predicting weather to the exact moment

This ability is definitely necessary.

3. The food hydrator

An oven that turns something the size of a digestive biscuit into a pizza that feeds a family of six? Come on Black & Decker, we need this.

4. Notable mentions: The dog-walking drone, the voice-activated fruit basket, the TV waiters, the sleep-inducing alpha-rhythm generator, the floating thing for when you put your back out, face peels that make you younger.

Sort it out, science guys.

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5 AMAZING BOOK SERIES That Deserve To Be Movies Or TV Series

BookTube style as we delve into 5 AMAZING BOOK SERIES That Deserve To Be Movie Adaptations Or TV Series Adaptations. Everyone loves Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Game Of Thrones, and The Insurgence Series but why not try some of these as a TV series or Movie.

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“New Year, New Me” Twatbags!

“New Year, New Me” Twatbags! We all have that one friend that repeats this saying like a parrot every year. New Year New Me idiots! Its the sure fire way to spot a twatbag a mile off. Why do you need to set new years resolutions to make the new year new me thing a thing? It shouldnt be New Year, New Me Meme… its should be New Day, New Me.

Set your #goals set your mind to it and go for it! New year new me resolutions to promise to lose weight, promise to goto the gym, promise to eat healthy, promise to excercise, promise to read more… dont just promise and chant the new year new me mantra, DO IT!

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8 HORRIFYING SEX ACCIDENTS That Will Make You Laugh (ep.01)

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Erotic accidents and horrifying sex accidents that will make you wince in horror. Funny porn sex accidents, erotic sex fails. Sex accidents like anal potatoes, penis bitten off, snapped penis, kama sutra sex mistakes, electric sex vibrator sex toys and spicy oral sex. Sex fails, porn sex accidents.

1. The concrete rectum

One experimental couple decided to mix things up in the bedroom in the most bizarre way imaginable when one of the chaps poured wet cement into the anus of his partner.

Surprisingly this didn’t end well and the lad was rushed to hospital when the substance started to set, causing him extreme amounts of pain.

Silver lining – the couple now have a lifelike cast of one of their rectums to remember the romantic occasion.

2. The electric saw vibrator

Where do people get their kinky ideas from? When a normal dildo isn’t enough, why not just attach your sex toy to an electric saw?

Oh, because it will cut your nether regions quite badly when put to use. D’uh. Police in the US brought no charges against this weird couple as no crime had been committed. Unless utter stupidity is a crime?

3. The bitten off penis

This story from Singapore will have every man sweating to within an inch of his life. A randy chap was being pleasured by his secret girlfriend in a parked car. A van reversed and accidentally bumped the car, giving the woman such a fright that her jaw snapped shut like a bear trap.

As the horrified man lost his pride and joy, he probably lost his marriage too. His wife had hired a private investigator who caught the whole thing on film. One of those days, eh?

4. The couple left sealed together

The Kama Sutra has brought many couples plenty of thrills but one married pair from Russia saw the dark side of this book.

They were enjoying the deck chair position which involved the woman being held almost like a wheelbarrow, when a leg spasm caused suction to go all wrong. The couple were sealed together and had to be loaded into the ambulance still in the position. That would have been entertaining for everyone in the A and E waiting room.

5. Curry night blisters

A woman in the US was admitted to hospital with serious bursting boils all over her vagina after her thoughtless hubby decided to perform an act of love after going out for a curry.

Hot stuff indeed – but probably a little too hot for this poor lady.

6. The penile fracture caused by mum

Ouch! Are these the worst ever sex injuries?

Solo sex can be a hazard too, so all of you singletons needn’t be breathing a sigh of relief quite yet. A man in his 60s was enthusiastically going at it in his bedroom when his mum unexpectedly came in. Diving for the door to slam her out before she was subjected to a ghastly sight, the man stumbled.

And the loud snap that followed is something from every man’s nightmares. Boners may not have actual bones but they can still break.

7. The inhaled condom

Runny noses and fevers are pretty standard symptoms so a lady from India didn’t pay much heed to her constant state of being under the weather until it had been happening for over a year. Visiting the doctor at last, she was informed that she had a condom in her lung.

Turns out she had accidentally inhaled it, somehow without noticing, while giving her boyfriend a treat.

8. The priest and the potato

The truth of this story may never be known but a man of the cloth in the UK shamefully visited the hospital to tell them that he had a potato lodged inside his backside.

Timidly explaining that he had been putting up curtains when he fell backwards onto the kitchen table where said spud was sitting, he was treated without question.

But we’re fairly sure there would have been a few doubts in the nurse’s mind that day.

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34 Weird Questions in 3.5minutes

Randomly Weird Questions to ask. This is my Questions Season 2 or Questions Con 😉 Ever wonder about life and think of Funny Questions? Weird Questions? Thought Provoking Questions? Or just Weird Questions you wish you had answers for? Weird questions to ask Siri? 

Weird questions to ask a girl? Weird questions to ask a boy? Weird questions to ask your girlfriend? Weird questions to ask your friends? Weird questions to ask your teacher? Weird questions to ask your boyfriend?

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Poop Museum Opening In The UK | Isle Of Wight Poo Museum

Isle of White Poo Museum is a thing! Poo Museum UK is exactly what is sounds like a Museum of Poo. This Poo Museum Isle Of Wight opens on Good Friday and Poo Museum Sandow Zoo. Shit museum? Or just museum poo?

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There’s a national poo museum opening in Britain to celebrate the ‘wonders of excrement’

Britain’s getting its very own alternative museum – and it’s going to be entirely devoted to poo.

We’re not kidding.

The museum is coming to the Isle of Wight and will be based at the Sandown zoo.

It’s set to open on Good Friday and hopes to make people appreciate the ‘wonders of excrement’.
And just in case you thought this was some early April Fool’s Day prank, a spokeswoman confirmed it all.

‘It’s stinky, unpleasant and sometimes dangerous stuff — but it’s all around us and inside us too — and perhaps surprisingly our planet would be a much poorer place without it!’ she said.

She added that it’s set to be ‘the place to immerse oneself in the wonder of excrement while finding out lots of extraordinary nuggets of information about all things poo-y. Kids will love it!’

The project has been developed by Isle of Wight landscapers and artists Ecclestone George, who have previously created some of the big cat enclosures at the zoo.
So what can you expect at this Poo-seum?

Visitors will see everything from a 38 million-year-old faecal specimen to other such relics such as freeze-dried excrement from various different species like meerkats, foxes, cows, owls, and even human babies.

There’ll also be freeze-dried displays of poop hung from the ceiling, so watch your heads guys.

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The British Tag – YouTube Tag Video

The British Tag, YouTube tag, The British Tag vlogs are a collection of very British people making videos about their very British Lives. YouTube The British Tag Questions, British YouTuber Tag, Tag Videos.

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