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Masturbation Kills 100 Germans Every Year

Masturbation Kills 100 Germans Every Year // Oxygen deprivation, Breathe control, sex accidents, risky masturbation practices, and autoerotic asphyxiation to blame for a rise in weird statistics for sexually linked deaths every year in Germany.

As many as 100 people are dying every year in Germany from ‘risky masturbation practices’, a new study has shown.

Oxygen deprivation is the most common cause of death in people who are searching for the ‘ultimate orgasm’, according to forensic examiner, Dr Harald Voss.

The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat.

He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports The Local.

Another man was found just before the new year who had died from auto-asphyxiation when he was wrapped in chains in a room where ‘pornographic images were present’.

Women are also known to die from autoerotic asphyxiation, but it is less likely as it’s claimed that they are ‘more cautious’.

However, although the official numbers reported are much lower, Dr Voss predicts that the number of unreported cases are ‘extremely high’ as the relatives of the victims may feel ashamed about what has happened.

In one example, a man was discovered by his mother with Christmas tree lights clamped to his nipples, but she removed them before emergency services arrived.

They were initially confused why he had burn marks on his body but his mother came clean and admitted what she had originally found. It was concluded that the cause of death was electrocution.

The Institute of Legal Medicine has investigated 40 accidental autoerotic fatalities in northern Germany between 1983 and 2003 with all the victims being males between the ages of 13 and 79.

Dr Voss warns that evidence that could point towards the scene of an autoerotic death include: exposed genitals, restraints that could have been self administered, mirrors placed near the body, plastic bags around the head, porn, and the lack of a suicide note.

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Public Masturbation GuyFi Booths Installed In New York

GuyFi wank booths, masturbation stations, wank phone booths install in New York. GuyFi masturbation booths to ease stress in Manhattan.  New York wank booths?! Hot octopuss guyfi booth!

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A public masturbation booth has actually opened for stressed out guys who need self love.

Having a stressful day?

This company reckons it has the best way to, erm, relieve it for you.

It seems Guyfi reckons New Yorkers best respond to a hard day by tugging themselves off.

Now the company has set up a free masturbation booth in the street.

Yes, you read that right.

It’s basically like a phone booth with a chair, a laptop and a curtain. You make your own entertainment from there.

Whether a shifty-looking queue has formed outside the new booth yet is unclear, but its founders are optimistic.

Adam Lewis, who set it up, told hellou: ‘There’s no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body. Especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan.”

‘We are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth.”

‘We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want. It’s completely free of charge.’

And he said giving guys a quick bit of private time will be beneficial to employees.

He said: ‘It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand.

‘We’re told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk.’

Bit awkward to explain to your colleagues though, one would think.

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Orgasm Selfie Stick Sex Toy | Dildo Selfie Stick Camera

Orgasm Selfie Stick Sex Toy | Selfie Dick Dildo Selfie Stick Camera. Vagina selfie stick with a dildo sex toy on the end to take a picture of your porn star cum face.

Sex toy selfie stick lets women snap their ‘orgasm face at moment of climax’ 

This X-rated gadget lets ladies share photos with their friends after the most intimate of moments 

A female entrepreneur has unveiled a new sex toy designed to allow women to snap pictures of themselves during the act of selfie abuse.

Although it is not clear whether the invention is entirely serious, it has got the over-excited people of social media all hot and flustered, with some women hailing it as the “best idea ever”.

At the moment, the product is only represented on a website, Twitter account and Youtube page

, with no clear instructions on how to buy it.

However, the unnamed lady behind the idea has released a guide on how to use the device, which really should have been called the Selfie Dick.

“When it’s pleasure time, simply extend the Dildo Selfie Stick and get down to business.

“At the moment of climax, simply push the button to capture your ‘O face’.”

Although the gadget doesn’t look like the most serious of technological innovations, people have rushed to pass comment on it.

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore,” wrote one concerned person.

“This is literally invention of the year,” another gushed.

“It’s the first selfie stick which allows you to, well, stick it,” the non-trepeneur said. 

“When it’s pleasure time, simply extend the Dildo Selfie Stick and get down to business.

“At the moment of climax, simply push the button to capture your ‘O face’.”

Although the gadget doesn’t look like the most serious of technological innovations, people have rushed to pass comment on it.

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore,” wrote one concerned person.

“This is literally invention of the year,” another gushed.

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90s Porn Vs Internet Porn | Hentai Disney Bondage

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90s Porn Vs Internet Porn | Hentai Disney Bondage

As a grow older I start to wonder and think about the world my nephew is growing up in. As he grows older he will learn to walk, learn to talk, makes friends, join social networks, eventually look for and no doubt find porn. It is likely to be from places like PornHub, YouPorn or maybe even that fabled Blue Waffle.

Now this is were I wonder that maybe internet, youtube porn, free porn, iphone porn that is freely available maybe so hardcore that we wont recognise it and maybe even scare us as adults… worse than OAP porn or granny cross dressing porn….

So in this video I share my thoughts with you.

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Man Gets Skipping Rope Stuck In Penis

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Man Gets Jump Rope Stuck Inside His Penis, Removed By Dr. Dong

“Please, please help me,” the man begged. “The eel is moving through my body!”

The 39-year-old unmarried Chinese man checked himself into a hospital after getting a live, 20-inch Asian swamp eel lodged up his butt.

“The eel was simply trying to find it’s way out,” one person on the medical team explained. “This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth.”

That was October 2013.

Now, a different Chinese man has been checked into another hospital, this time for getting a jumprope stuck inside his penis / urethra.

Earlier this week, the middle-aged man told doctors in a Yichang City, Hubei Province, China emergency room that he inserted the jump rope for “sexual pleasure,” but in the process, the rope knotted and became lodged in his bladder.

The urologist, coincidentally named Dr. Dong, said the rope was 1.1-meters long and 4.4-millimeters thick. An X-ray showed the rope with four knots stuck in the narrowest part of the patient’s urethra with 10 centimetres dangling out of the urethral opening.

Dr. Dong called the man’s masturbatory stunt “ridiculous” because he put his own life at risk.

Of course, we don’t mean to point the finger at only Chinese men here. Reports of people inserting foreign objects into their bodies span the entire globe. Last year, a 70-year-old Australian man got a 10cm fork stuck inside his penis.

A report titled An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body released by the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports notes: “The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend.”

The report says needles, pencils, wire, allen keys, toothbrushes, lightbulbs, thermometers, plants, vegetables, leeches, snakes, cocaine and glue are just a few of the objects that have been retrieved from people’s bodies.

“It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative,” the report concludes.

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