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16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner | London Survival Guide

16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner – The How-to guide to surival in london. How NOT to piss off a Londoner.

1. Trying to sneakily dump your rubbish because you’re too lazy to take it with you.

“No, no, no, you didn’t look suspicious at all stuffing that crisp packet behind you and legging it off the train before anyone could pull you up on it. Reeeeeeal mature, buddy.”

2. Playing suuuuuuper-loud music.
Playing suuuuuuper-loud music.

“You know what I really love? Hearing the dull tat-TAT-tat-TAT of repetitive hi-hats belonging to some dumb dance song through the medium of your headphones. Yep. Love it. Better than a festival. Definitely doesn’t make me want to cry.”

3. Wearing a huge rucksack at rush hour.

“Look, I’ll level with you: I get it. You really want to bring your gym kit to work. I understand. I feel you. But the extra space summoned by your rucksack is forcing me so tight into the corner of this carriage that I’m going to have to assume gaseous form to continue. Cool? Cool.”

4. Having a large suitcase – anywhere.

“Ma’am that is FAR too big for you.”

5. Barging onto a train without letting people off first.

“Oh, somewhere to be, have we? Yeah, you and everyone else trying to get around this evening…”

6. Shuffling.

“Surely you can see, just as well as I can see, that there is an oversaturation of people on this street. It is full to the gills. And you, sirs, are walking at the pace of a retired tortoise. LET’S SPEED IT UP.”

7. Abruptly stopping still.

“I’m not saying stopping in the middle of a busy street for a group selfie should be grounds for banning, but let’s at least have a conversation about it.”

8. Asking them to travel outside of Zone 2.

“The following are unacceptable: Wimbledon, Tooting, Richmond, Walthamstow, Highgate, and all those strange places the Metropolitan line visits somewhere near Reading.”

9. Not adhering to proper escalator etiquette.

“Where do you think this is, America? Because, when you think about it, we go slow on the right and overtake on the left…which is actually a whole lot like America.”

10. Failing to move down the carriage.

“MOVE. DOWN. THE TRAIN. PLEASE.”

11. Being flummoxed by a ticket machine.

“What’s that? It’s your first time in the capital? UNACCEPTABLE!”
(“This situation most definitely has nothing to do with the fact I decided to rock up at the station two minutes before my train leaves…”)

12. Showing a complete disregard for Britain’s rich cultural history of queuing.

“I’m not going to say anything, I’m just going to glare, tut, and work myself up into a silent rage, of which I’ll later take out on my co-workers and loved ones.”

13. Talking to them about the weather.

“OH, RAINY IS IT? HADN’T NOTICED.”

14. Talking to them about house prices.

“OH, EXPENSIVE IS IT? HADN’T NOTICED.”

15. Trying to talk to them, full stop.

“Oh god, I just made eye contact with another human.”

16. Suggesting that maybe they should think about living elsewhere?

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20 Tips How To Stay Alive In A Horror Movie | Horror Film Survivor Guide

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All Hallow’s Eve is drawing near and the Halloween Costume Cosplay is about to behind but there is a serious side to all this Halloween Boobs, Sexy Cosplay and Pornographic fun… Horror Movie Killers!!!

Horror Movies and Halloween go hand in hand, and thanks you Wes Craven we have a rough list that count as Rules For Horror Movies. These rules where invented in Scream to help cover most of the good old horror films like Friday the 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street with Freddie Krueger , Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Zombie Holocaust, Halloween with Michael Myers, Dawn Of The Dead, Hell Raiser and many other films of that era.

However, I still cant help watch these horror movies and realise they are still doing the same stupid teen horror movie killer stupid things. That is why I made this HOW TO – A Survival Guide for Surviving In A Horror Movie (20 Tips How To Stay Alive In A Horror Movie | Horror Film Survivor Guide)

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Naked selfies extracted from ‘factory reset’ phones

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Experts Recover Dick Pics and Naked Photos from Smartphones – Naked selfies extracted from ‘factory reset’ phones

Thousands of pictures including “naked selfies” have been extracted from factory-wiped phones by a Czech Republic-based security firm.

The firm, called Avast, used publicly available forensic security tools to extract the images from second-hand phones bought on eBay.

Other data extracted included emails, text messages and Google searches.

Experts have warned that the only way to completely delete data is to “destroy your phone”.

Most smartphones come with a “factory reset” option, which is designed to wipe and reset the device, returning it to its original system state.

However, Avast has discovered that some older smartphones only erase the indexing of the data and not the data itself, which means pictures, emails and text messages can be recovered relatively easily by using standard forensic tools that anyone can buy and download.

The company claims that of 40,000 stored photos extracted from 20 phones purchased from eBay, more than 750 were of women in various stages of undress, along with 250 selfies of “what appears to be the previous owner’s manhood”.

There was an additional 1,500 family photos of children, 1,000 Google searches, 750 emails and text messages and 250 contact names and email addresses.

The company said: “Deleting files from your Android phone before selling it or giving it away is not enough. You need to overwrite your files, making them irretrievable.”

It was not made clear by Avast whether they extracted data from all 20 phones.
Destroy the phone

Google responded that Avast used outdated smartphones and that their research did not “reflect the security protections in Android versions that are used by the vast majority of users”.

It was recommended by Google that all users enable encryption on their devices before applying a factory reset to ensure files cannot be accessed.

This feature, said Google, has been available for three years, although it is not enabled by default, which could leave less tech-savvy users open to attack.

Apple has had built-in encryption for its hardware and firmware since the release of the iPhone 3GS.

The hardware encryption is permanently enabled and users cannot turn it off.

Additional file data protection is available, but must be turned on in the settings menu.

Independent computer security analyst Graham Cluley said that if a user is serious about privacy and security they should make sure their device is always “protected with a PIN or passphrase, and that the data on it is encrypted”.

However, Alan Calder, founder of cybersecurity and risk management firm IT Governance, told the BBC that erasing data, even after it has been encrypted, will not be enough to completely protect your device.

“Google’s recommended routine for protecting the data only makes it harder for someone to recover the data – it does not make it impossible,” he said.

“If you don’t want your data recovered, destroy the phone – and that has been standard security advice, in relation to telephones and computer drives, for a number of years. Any other ‘solution’ simply postpones the point at which someone is able to access your confidential data.”

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Woman Teaches WORLDS DEADLIEST BLOWJOB Technique

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Killer blow job: Sexpert says her technique is so good it can kill you

Warning: This article is definitely NSFW

A woman claims her fellatio technique is so effective that men have died mid-blow job.

Sexpert Auntie Angel, AKA Denise Walker, told VICE her unique blow job move — dubbed the ‘Death Technique’ — has caused ‘massive heart attacks’ in men.

In a video on her YouTube channel, Angel, 43, explains her signature method, which involves a warm grapefruit with a hole in it and a bizarre, hoover-like noise.

The former mechanic, who revealed she got the idea when experimenting with fruit on a former boyfriend, said: ‘I have had women who have given their men my blowjobs and the men have passed away.’

As for the hoover noise — described by one YouTube user as ‘a vacuum cleaner dealing with a very thick carpet’ — Angel said she ‘wanted to do something that was so out-of-the-box that he would never forget you until the day he died.’

Chicago-based Angel has reportedly taught over 50,000 people in the last 10 years at her sex classes.

‘My advice for women is to become a beast,’ she said, but warned:

‘You suck at your own risk!’

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