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Erotic Sex Club SNCTM is Coming To London in 2018 – Exclusive Fetish Club

Erotic Sex Club SNCTM is Coming To London // Sanctum or SNCTM is an exclusive fetish club secret society for only rich people willing to pay around £100K a year. Erotica, Sex, Fetish, Burlesque and more kinky action but now it’s coming to London.

SNCTM (it doesn’t stand for anything, FYI. It’s just ‘sanctum’ with the vowels removed) is a super swanky erotic club for all the cool people in LA. It hosts secret parties filled with sexual experimentation, erotic theatre, burlesque performances.

And next year it’s coming to London. Lucky us.

Full disclosure, though, you’re not invited. Anyone who fancies tagging along to one of SNCTM’s party will need to apply for membership, which is rumoured to cost £100,000 a year. Women can buy a ticket or volunteer to be performers, whereas men will need to be full-time members. Once you’re in you can engage in the erotic goings-on, get it on with your partner or guest with the performances as the backdrop, or just sit back and watch.

There’s usually dinner served, in case you’re peckish.

The dress code is strict – black tie, masks, lingerie – but the requirements for entry are stricter. The club doesn’t let any old riff-raff in, asking everyone who wishes to attend a party to apply online. The application requires photos of yourself, and asks about your name, occupation, the SNCTM members you know, and your sexual desires. Only applicants deemed to be a good fit for the SNCTM society will go through to the next phase.

The founder of the club, Damon Lawner, told Goop they look for ‘beauty, intelligence, wit, success, sexiness, wisdom, openness, non-judgement, desire to explore, fearlessness.’ Not picky, then.

After years of intrigue in LA, SNCTM is now heading on a world tour – which will include parties in London.

The London events are set for 26 May and 26 August 2018, at secret locations likely to be homes owned by super-rich British people who are already members of the club.

Founder Damon Lawner told The Sun: ‘I think these might be some of the best parties we show. I feel like London is primed and ready for something like this.

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Germany Bans Erotic eBooks – No More eBook Porn?

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If you are in Germany, or will be visiting soon, make sure you don’t purchase erotic e-book before 10pm. It is illegal in the country.

According to Metro, the German government had passed a bill in 2002 to ban sales of erotic literature between 6am and 10pm. The bill has become law too and critics say it is fair enough as Germans are good at erotica.

The same law now has undergone expansion on the Internet too and it says selling of erotic electronic books during the mentioned time is illegal.

However, it is not known why such law has come across. Moreover, the country is also having problems in finding a how to implement the crazy law over the Internet as it does not adhere to any particular time zone.

Isn’t it the country that developed some of the greatest machines in the world now fails to understand how the World Wide Web works?

If you’re into erotic literature from Germany and decide to purchase it in the form of an e-book between 5am and 9pm, you are seriously breaking one of Germany’s laws.

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iWatch Porn Erotic Fan Fiction || Invaded By The iWatch – There’s an erotic novel about the Apple Watch – Invaded By The iWatch

Someone has written an erotic novel about the Apple Watch.

Well, it was only a matter of time (terrible pun intended).

The short story – available from Amazon for 99p – follows the life of young Christie whose sexual horizons are broadened by Apple’s latest gadget.
The erotic novel description

Christie Aackerlund loves technology, so she is happy to try out a smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at her door. When she asks the watch how it can make her less lonely, she has no idea how many sensual features are packed into the tiny device.

Discover how a forbidden sexual romance between a woman and a watch is possible. Cry out in joy at guest appearances from your favourite technology personalities. Squirm at a twist ending to the Digital Desires trilogy that will leave you uncomfortably aroused.

This 4000 word short story contains sexual encounters with technology, blow-jobs, and group sex. It’s only for super mature people who can handle it.

Note: The real Apple Watch will not make you this horny.

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