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iWatch Porn Erotic Fan Fiction

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iWatch Porn Erotic Fan Fiction || Invaded By The iWatch – There’s an erotic novel about the Apple Watch – Invaded By The iWatch

Someone has written an erotic novel about the Apple Watch.

Well, it was only a matter of time (terrible pun intended).

The short story – available from Amazon for 99p – follows the life of young Christie whose sexual horizons are broadened by Apple’s latest gadget.
The erotic novel description

Christie Aackerlund loves technology, so she is happy to try out a smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at her door. When she asks the watch how it can make her less lonely, she has no idea how many sensual features are packed into the tiny device.

Discover how a forbidden sexual romance between a woman and a watch is possible. Cry out in joy at guest appearances from your favourite technology personalities. Squirm at a twist ending to the Digital Desires trilogy that will leave you uncomfortably aroused.

This 4000 word short story contains sexual encounters with technology, blow-jobs, and group sex. It’s only for super mature people who can handle it.

Note: The real Apple Watch will not make you this horny.

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Yoga Instructor Bar Mitzvah Boy Blow Job

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Yoga instructor gets drunk at bar mitzvah, gets kids to fondle her breasts and gives boy blowjob

It was a bar mitzvah to remember.

Yoga instructor Lindsey Radomski, 32, got completely trashed at the ceremony in Scottsdale, US, let a bunch of kids touch her boobs and gave one boy a blowjob, it has been alleged.

The Arizona woman faces abuse and sexual misconduct charges.

She reportedly flashed adult guests at the bar mitzvah before walking over to a pool and talking with boys aged 11 to 15.

Many of the guests had gone home or fallen asleep when Radomski allegedly got the boys to play with her breasts.

Sergeant Ben Hoster said: ‘It’s definitely an odd case. We’ve never seen a case like this before. You have an adult, and you have so many juveniles – we’re just concerned for the kids.’

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41 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die Of Monday-itus!! #TGIF

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Automated Blowjob Machine Crowdfunded | Indiegogo AutoBlow2

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Crowdfunded oral sex machine is now available for pre-order

The only thing stranger than products on crowdfunding sites is the fact they sometimes reach their investment targets.

Take the Autoblow 2 for example, an innovative sex toy that uses a motor to give the more discerning gentleman hands free stimulation.

This means he can now punctuate World of Warcraft sessions, 4Chan and crushing loneliness with a ‘surprisingly good’ substitute for oral sex.

The fellatio-bot got a lot of press about a month ago, after it was posted on crowdfunding site Indiegogo by a company known as Letsgasm!

In the time since it has not only reached its investment target of $45,000, but has received another $235,247 on top of that.

Unlike the more traditional Fleshlight, the Autoblow 2 works electronically. The user inserts himself into the contraption, plugs it in, and sits back to let the device’s motor do the work.

Make sure you check out the above video for a fuller explanation.

Inventor Brian Sloan assures us that there is no risk of the device short-circuiting. If you believe him, you can pre-order yours here.

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90s Porn Vs Internet Porn | Hentai Disney Bondage

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90s Porn Vs Internet Porn | Hentai Disney Bondage

As a grow older I start to wonder and think about the world my nephew is growing up in. As he grows older he will learn to walk, learn to talk, makes friends, join social networks, eventually look for and no doubt find porn. It is likely to be from places like PornHub, YouPorn or maybe even that fabled Blue Waffle.

Now this is were I wonder that maybe internet, youtube porn, free porn, iphone porn that is freely available maybe so hardcore that we wont recognise it and maybe even scare us as adults… worse than OAP porn or granny cross dressing porn….

So in this video I share my thoughts with you.

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10 Eye-Opening Facts About Dating

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  1. The average person will go out on a date at least 100 dates before they finally marry

    Is that why we all feel the need to move through the dating pool so quickly, because we want to crank out those one hundred dates as quick as possible? And we’re guessing that time we saw our blind date and quickly fled the scene doesn’t count as a date?

  2. The most common time for breakups is around three to five months

    Well, at least most relationships don’t end too painfully! The phase immediately preceding that interval is often referred to as the “honeymoon phase,” but you need to watch out once the magic and the excitement’s over. Just make them a cake, like, every day until month six.

  3. People tend to make decisions on whether or not they’re attracted to someone within 3 seconds

    This factoid comes to you courtesy of the University of Pennsylvania, where researchers studied data from over 10,000 speed daters. Just goes further to prove the power of the first impression!

  4. It takes a couple an average of 6-8 dates to start seeing their relationship as exclusive

    Sounds about right, though we don’t exactly encourage counting dates to figure out where you stand with a person. Just go with whatever feels right!

  5. Speed dating was invented by a Rabbi in 1999

    According to our sources, Rabbi Yaacov Deyo of Los Angeles invented speed dating as a way to get busy Jewish singles to meet each other. The concept quickly spread, and the rest is history.

  6. Studies have shown that women tend to be attracted to men who wear blue

    Blue tends to be the favorite color in America and Europe, and is associated more than any other color with friendship, sympathy, faithfulness, and confidence, so that might be a reason for this. Regardless, the Blue Man Group seems to have it made!

  7. Immediately after Tiger Wood‘s affairs became public, men looking for discreet relationships on BeNaughty.com dropped by 47.5%

    Sometimes, a statistic tells it all; in 2009, every cheating man in America had exactly the same thought: She’s going to look through my browser history. For better or worse, they escaped by the skin of their teeth, but we blame Tiger Woods with indirectly sparking thousands of fights between couples three years ago.

  8. The curve of the counter in a bar is designed so other customers can easily check out other customers

    Things starting to make sense? Same goes for those big mirrors they have behind the counter- they’re to help you check out the people behind you. If two people get to talking for longer, they start buying more drinks, possibly for each other. It’s all about the money!

  9. Four out of ten workplace relationships result in marriage

    That’s actually fantastically good odds! Though a lot of workplaces expressly prohibit flirting at work these days, and there is a good reason why: Those 6/10 that DO go bad? You still have to go to work with them the next day 🙁

  10. Research shows that it takes women 14 dates to know if they’re falling in love, while it only takes men 3

    Let’s face it: Men are creatures with short attention spans. They frequently lose interest in something quickly after getting it. The flip side is that, when they decide they like something, they get fixated on it quickly. So women, stop trying to win your man, but men, don’t give up!