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Horny Couple Caught Having Sex In Phone Booth

Couple caught having sex in a phone box on their way to buy fish

This randy couple were caught having sex in a phone box on their way to buy fish. Naturally.

The lovers came forward to discuss their bizarre phone box bonking session.

Lovebirds Gavin Wain, 30, and 41-year-old Lisa Kerley – and they were on their way to buy fish from a garden centre when the horn got the better of them.

A passerby who witnessed the encounter said: ‘You expect this kind of behaviour from dogs but not people. There are loads of old people living near that phone box and use it to call friends and family.’

They continued: ‘Who on earth will want to use it now? My main concern now is the phone box becoming some kind of magnet for other couples wanting to do the same.

Adding: ‘If I had my way the phone box would be bulldozed and replaced with one which can only accommodate one person.’

Images show the mum-of-four with her leggings round her ankles with half-naked Wain behind her. And far from being shy about it, they’ve actually spoken about their antics in Tamworth, Staffordshire.

Gavin said: ‘We both have fish tanks with me keeping piranhas and Lisa a couple of turtles and we were on our way to look at the fish section.

‘We called at a supermarket and bought a few bottles. It was a hot day and the booze must have got the better of us. We were passing the phone box and laughing and joking and I said to Lisa “Fancy a quickie?” and obviously she did.’

Obviously.

Unsurprisingly, the phone box bonking session was spotted. Onlookers in Wilnecote, Staffordshire, were gobsmacked at the sight and drove back to record the couple.


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Village Plagued By Outdoor Sex

A village is having to go to drastic measures to stop people from having outdoor sex.

Cotswold Way in Hinton, near Bristol, is something of a sexual hotbed according to locals who say it has been happening for years.

And now the local parish council is now seeking advice to combat the problem with that well known libido killer: Signposts.

Kerry Sawyer, chairman of the council, said anyone who sees others romping should call the police.

Angela Gent, who runs a hotel, spotted a couple getting down and dirty in full view.

She told the BBC: ‘At this point they were just coming out of the bushes and putting themselves away so to speak… What became intimidating was one man started to follow me.

‘It’s been notorious for years… people either find it funny or choose to ignore it or they don’t feel they’ll get listened to or anything will get done.’

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Porn Again Christian: Evangelical wife was a lesbian porn star who slept with 100 women – Lesbian Porn Star Epiphany to Reborn Again Christian Mother | Porn Again Christian

Teresa Carey says she turned her back on the X-rated industry after having an religious epiphany while listening to The Beatles

A born-again Christian has revealed how she was once a lesbian porn star who slept with more than 100 women. But just five years ago the evangelical Christian, from Gedling in Nottinghamshire, was making her living in X-rated movies.

Between 1998 and 2009, the 36-year-old slept with more than 100 women on camera and appeared naked in adult magazines including Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler.

Teresa’s entry into the world of glamour modelling began innocently enough with a few head shots for local photographers. But it wasn’t long before offers of work started rolling in and she was signed by a top London agency.

She said: “It started really just taking your top off. That was really nerve-racking at first, but obviously it progressed until that was normal, then it was ‘would you do nude?’

“And going from topless to nude wasn’t such a big step as going from clothed to topless, so it moved from that, to standing next to a girl, to hugging a girl, to kissing a girl, then all of a sudden it’s no longer stills, it’s video.

“I just found myself doing it. It wasn’t something where I thought ‘Oh, I want to be a pornstar’, I don’t think that’s the dream of any little girl.

“At the heart of every woman is a need to be adored, desired, that’s why we like to look pretty, we like to be looked at, we like to be told we’re beautiful.

“That kind of lifestyle, you get that fix, that’s kind of the allure, but while that’s going on, there’s deeper things creeping up on you.”

Her porn work required her to star in explicit girl-on-girl shoots – despite having no sexual feelings for women.

“I wasn’t really attracted to women,” she said. “The whole sexual thing was not on my radar at all, it was just the way I looked worked well for it.”

“I was completely cynical in that way. When you do it everyday, it’s as normal as going into the cupboard and seeing if there’s any crisps available, it’s that normal.

“You’re doing it day in, day out. It’s never real anyway, as much as girls like to pretend it is because it’s good for business. It was all fake.”

Teresa met husband Scott when she was 17 – and the car salesman claims that six days before their meeting, he had a sixth sense that he would meet the woman he would marry that day.

Teresa was actually seeing someone else at the time – but the couple immediately clicked and Scott was happy to settle down.

But Teresa’s life changed forever after her and Scott experienced a religious epiphany – in which they say they came face-to-face with Jesus while listening to The Beatles’ track ‘Across The Universe’.

The couple had been studying everything from Egyptology and UFOs to Buddhism and the Quran in search of life’s big truths.

Teresa said: “We had been reading the Gospel of John, the fourth gospel, and it was a day like any other.

“I’d finished work, he’d finished uploading some of my pictures to the internet, we were chilling out listening to music, and we had an out of body experience together.”

“We came face-to-face with Jesus, and from that moment on our lives have been changed.”

She added: “I didn’t get any sense of condemnation from [Jesus], that all came from myself and from other people.

“I now realise that being a porn star was not what God wanted me to be doing, but he didn’t condemn me for it.

“It’s was more ‘When you’re ready, you can come with me.’

“It was really a testament to my faith that I thought ‘I’m going to have to cut this out and I have faith that God is going to lead me into something better’.”

Teresa now regards porn, homosexuality, and pre-marital sex as “symptoms of the spiritual state the world is in”.

And despite her on-screen success, she says she was always wary of the trappings surrounding the porn industry.

Teresa deleted all her porn industry contacts in 2009 in order to devote herself exclusively to the Lord – including her money-spinning website.

She added: “People say ‘her career was gone, it’s very convenient how she’s had this epiphany’ – but that’s not true.

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Desperate burglar who had sex with TEDDY BEAR during raid is caught after DNA match

Paul Mountain, who violated the toy and was caught when his semen was found, said he felt an ‘overwhelming need’ for sexual relief

A randy burglar was caught after he had sex with a teddy bear while raiding a shed – and police discovered his DNA inside the toy.

Paul Mountain, 38, said he was coming down from amphetamines and felt an ‘overwhelming need’ for sexual relief, the Lancashire Telegraph reports.

It is believed he cut a hole inside the defenceless bear before getting down to business.

Blackburn Magistrates Court heard that the owner of an allotment found a shed had been broken into and the contents were spread all around.

On the floor among the wreckage she found the teddy bear – used and abused.

Prosecutor, Domenic Howells said: “The teddy bear was passed to the police and semen found inside came back to this defendant.

“He told officers he was coming down off amphetamine and felt overwhelming need for sexual relief.”

The warped crook, of Darwen, Lancs, pleaded guilty to burglary with intent to steal and was bailed for the preparation of a pre-sentence report.

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Porn In Cockpits A Serious Issue For Air Canada

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An airline has sent a warning to its pilots to stop bringing porn on flights after obscene material was discovered in a cockpit.

In an internal bulletin to staff, Air Canada threatened to pursue criminal charges against pilots caught displaying ‘inappropriate material’ on flights after repeated warnings that it would not be tolerated.

The bulletin, issued a year ago but obtained only recently, came after a Transport Canada official found pornographic material in a plane cockpit.

‘I am disappointed to have to raise this issue once again but unfortunately we have some people that have yet to understand the message,’ said Rod Graham, Air Canada’s chief pilot and director of fleet operations and training.

‘To be clear, this issue only exists on the Embraer fleet and it must stop.’

Mr Graham added that they were attempting to identify individual pilots who had violated the rules.

Just four months before the bulletin was issued, a warning was circulated after a female pilot complained to airline chiefs that porn had been glued to parts of the cockpit, with one image showing a hand-drawn knife in the back of a woman.

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Human Blow Up Doll | EXTREME Plastic Surgery Living Sex Doll Fetish Model – ‘I’m a bombshell now’ Model spends £30,000 transforming herself into a blow-up sex doll

A model has spent £30,000 transforming herself into a real-life sex doll.

Victoria Wild, 30, has undergone plastic surgery to give herself an exaggerated pout, huge breasts and gigantic eyelashes so she can look like an inflatable sex toy.

The operations include three rounds of breast surgery to become a size 32G, costing £25,000, rhinoplasty (£3,000), bottom implants, permanent lip implants as well as botox (£2,000).

Wild, from Cannes, France, has funded the surgery with various modelling assignments and with help from her boyfriend Simon.

She said: ‘Who wouldn’t want to be treated like a bimbo doll? It’s such a sexy look. People stare at me in the street and I love the way I stand out.’

Wild said her obsession with looking like a blow-up doll started when she visited Latvia as a teenager. She had an inferiority complex about the way she looked because she had small size-A breasts, and people called her ‘Barbie’ because she was slim and blonde.

‘I didn’t know about plastic surgery at that age but I would always dream about resembling a sexy bimbo doll with huge breasts and insanely big lips,’ she said.

‘I loved the way dolls looked and how sexy they were. They are so bright and bold. It was this fantasy in my head.’

When Wild met her Italian businessman boyfriend Simon when she was 25, he encouraged her to pursue her dream.

Since then she has had a lot of surgery to look and feel like the sex doll she always wanted to be.

She said: ‘Simon loves my sex doll look. I’m a bombshell now. People look at me in the street and men absolutely adore me. Simon’s so proud of the attention I get.

‘I get more glamour model work because how I look too. I would love to become famous for being a sex doll.’

She adds that she’s never felt happier or more confident.

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Co-op to ban LADS MAGS – #FHM #LOADED #NUTS #ZOO #MAXIM #LADSMAGS

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STUPID? THUMBS UP / SAVE THE CHILDREN! THUMBS DOWN

One of Britain’s largest magazine retailers has threatened to withdraw so-called “lads’ mags” from sale in its 4,000-plus stores unless publishers put them in sealed modesty bags to obscure the sexual images on the covers. The move by the Co-operative Group follows the introduction of opaque screens on its supermarket shelves this month– a preventative step until publishers provide their own modesty bags.

Publishers of titles such as Front, Loaded, Nuts, FHM, Maxim and Zoo have been given until 9 September to deliver the magazines in pre-sealed bags designed to obscure the front cover, otherwise, the Co-op says, it will stop selling the magazines.The supermarket chain says that the move is in response to growing concern among its members, customers and colleagues about the exposure of children to the overt sexual images on such front covers which, despite the retailer’s efforts, are still sometimes visible in-store.

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