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Boobs and Bacon | Sexy #FoodPorn Gallery

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Everyone loves bacon… everyone loves boobs…. now I offer you bacon and boobs in one sexy food porny video of bacon bacon boob bacon tits and bacon!!!

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Cow Farts Blow Up Barn | Exploding Cows

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Barn explodes due to farting cows

You know you need to get help for your flatulence when your farts cause a barn to blow up.

That’s what happened when 90 cows created so much methane gas that it caught fire and blew up a shed in Rasdorf, Germany.

The gas had steadily built up in the structure and was ignited on Monday when ‘a static electric charge caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames,’ the police said in a statement.

Twitter user Mocking Bard was shocked by the news and wrote: ‘So a German cow actually started a fire with a fart. And then you ask why people worship cows.’

Jeremy Cowles was similarly alarmed and added: ‘Cow farts are a serious health hazard.’

Luckily only one cow suffered minor injuries but the barn didn’t get off so lightly, with its roof being damaged.

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Mrs Doubtfire Full Movie Review #HairyMovieClub

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NEXT WEEK IS ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES

Robin Williams learns that keeping in touch with his children can be a drag in this hit comedy. Daniel Hillard (Williams) is an eccentric actor who specializes in dubbing voices for cartoon characters. Daniel is a kind man and a loving father, but he’s a poor disciplinarian and a shaky role model. After throwing an elaborate and disastrous birthday party for his son, Daniel’s wife Miranda (Sally Field) reaches the end of her patience and files for divorce. Daniel is heartbroken when Miranda is given custody of the children, and he’s only allowed to visit them once a week. Determined to stay in contact with his kids, Daniel learns that Miranda is looking for a housekeeper, and with help from his brother Frank (Harvey Fierstein), a makeup artist, Daniel gets the job disguised as Mrs. Iphegenia Doubtfire, a stern but caring Scottish nanny. Daniel pulls off the ruse so well that neither his ex-wife nor his children recognize him, and in the process, he learns how to be the good parent he should have been all along. However, Daniel also has to deal with the little matter of Miranda’s new boyfriend, Stu (Pierce Brosnan)

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3 Hour Orgasm Hospitalises Woman | #ManPride #Sex #PainPleasure

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Woman who had three-hour orgasm leaves doctors mystified after she was rushed to emergency room

  • Long after she had sex with her partner Eric, Liz experienced an hours-long epic climax
  • She tried jumping and drinking to shake the ache, but ended up in the emergency room
  • The Seattle couple shared their story on TLC’s new reality series ‘Sex Sent Me to the ER’
  • The show follows six couples who reveal their sexual escapades gone wrong

For one Seattle woman, a mind-blowing orgasm sent her to heaven – and then to the emergency room. 

Liz had just had sex with her partner Eric, but well after he climbed out of bed, Liz was hitting new peaks of pleasure.

About an hour into her epic climax, Liz started to panic. By the second hour, the panting woman was rushed to hospital where medical staff thought she was in labor.

Liz’s orgasm lasted for over three hours before she finally found relief.

Can't contain herself: Liz and Eric (portrayed by actors) recount Liz's three-hour-long orgasm on 'Sex Sent Me to the ER'

Can’t contain herself: Liz and Eric (portrayed by actors) recount Liz’s three-hour-long orgasm on ‘Sex Sent Me to the ER’

The young couple shared their bizarre story during last night’s TLC show ‘Sex Sent Me to the ER’. 

Liz, who didn’t give her last name, recounted how she tried everything from jumping to drinking to shake the ache.

‘I started hopping up and down to see if that would do anything,’ Liz said about her first frenzied hour.

‘I started trying to drink wine to see if that would calm down my system. I tried just about every possible thing I could do to stop having an orgasm.’

Woman rushed to hospital after THREE-HOUR orgasm
 
Going strong: The real-life Eric and Liz recalled how Liz's climax was still going strong well after the couple had stopped having sex

Going strong: The real-life Eric and Liz recalled how Liz’s climax was still going strong well after the couple had stopped having sex

One hour in: Liz tried jumping up and down to shake the orgasm as Eric watched helplessly

One hour in: Liz tried jumping up and down to shake the orgasm as Eric watched helplessly

Turn to drink: In the show, Liz described how she tried drinking red wine to stop her orgasm-thon

Turn to drink: In the show, Liz described how she tried drinking red wine to stop her orgasm-thon

Eric drove his partner to the ER, where, he recalled, some people stared and shared their insights.

‘As much of a relief as it was to have her in the hospital, now there were eyes on me and I was still feeling very tense and uptight and uncertain about what was going on and what was going to happen,’ Eric said.

Liz’s orgasm continued for another hour in the hospital before it finally waned.

Last night’s episode also included the painfully awkward tales of a couple injured during sex in a janitor’s closet and a man who fell three stories naked.

Three hours into the orgasm: Eric rushed Liz to hospital when the orgasm wouldn't fade

Three hours into the orgasm: Eric rushed Liz to hospital when the orgasm wouldn’t fade

14 Reasons To Not Follow Instructions | Stupid Instructions Be Stupid

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14 Reasons Not To Follow Instructions | Stupid Instructions Be Stupid

As we go through life we are always told to read the instructions and follow the rules, but what if they are stupid rules? Now I know manufacturers of consumer products have to be liberal with the warning labels these days, lest they get sued. But for these, it’s hard to know whether the company is being outright stupid or if they’re simply targeting the most brain dead dumb among us.

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan –
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists –
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo –
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray –
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer –
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids –
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles –
OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins –
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer –
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos –
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

12. On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) –
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Too late! You lose!)

13. On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding –
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let’s experiment)

14. On a Korean kitchen knife –
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

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The Land Before Time Full Movie Review #HairyMovieClub

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The Land Before Time Full Movie Review #HairyMovieClub

The Land Before Time is a 1988 American animated adventure drama film directed and co-produced by Don Bluth (at Sullivan Bluth Studios), and executive produced by Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Kathleen Kennedy, and Frank Marshall.

Originally released by Universal Pictures and Spielberg’s Amblin Entertainment, it features anthropomorphic dinosaurs living in the prehistoric times. The plot concerns a young Apatosaurus named Littlefoot who is orphaned when his mother is killed by a Tyrannosaurus. Littlefoot flees famine and upheaval to search for the Great Valley, an area spared from devastation. On his journey, he meets four young companions: Cera, a Triceratops; Ducky, a Saurolophus; Petrie, a Pteranodon; and Spike, a Stegosaurus.

In a time near the end of the Cretaceous Period, a series of catastrophic events are causing an intense drought and several herds of dinosaurs seek an oasis known as the “Great Valley”. Among these, a diminished “Longneck” herd gives birth to a single baby, named Littlefoot. Years later, Littlefoot plays with Cera, a “Three-horn”, who was trying to smash a beetle until her father intervenes; whereupon Littlefoot’s mother names the different kinds of dinosaurs: “Three-horns”, “Spiketails”, “Swimmers”, and “Flyers” and states that each has historically remained apart. That night, as Littlefoot follows a “hopper”, he encounters Cera again, and they play together briefly until a “Sharptooth” appears. He attacks them, before Littlefoot’s mother comes to their rescue. During their escape, she suffers severe back and neck injuries from the Sharptooth’s teeth and claws. At that same time, an “earthshake” opens a deep ravine that swallows up the Sharptooth and divides Littlefoot and Cera from their herds. Littlefoot finds his dying mother, and receives her final words of advice in favor of his intuition.

Depressed and confused, Littlefoot meets an old Clubtail named Rooter, who consoles him upon learning of his mother’s death. Littlefoot later hears his mother’s voice guiding him to follow the “bright circle” past the “great rock that looks like a longneck” and then past the “mountains that burn” to the Great Valley. On his journey (now all by himself), Littlefoot meets Cera once again and tries to get her to join him, but she refuses.

Later, Littlefoot is accompanied by a young “Bigmouth/Swimmer” named Ducky, whose company bears him out of his depression. Soon after, they meet an aerophobic “Flyer” named Petrie. Cera, who is attempting to find her own kind, finds the unconscious Sharptooth inside the ravine. Thinking he is dead, Cera harasses him, during which she mistakenly wakes him up, and flees. She later bumps into Littlefoot, Ducky, and Petrie, and tells them that the Sharptooth is alive, although Littlefoot does not believe her. She then describes her encounter (exaggerating her bravery), during which she accidentally flings Ducky into the air and discovers a hatchling “Spiketail”, whom she names Spike and brings him into the group. Seeking the Great Valley, they discover a cluster of trees, which is abruptly depleted by a herd of Whiptailed Longnecks. Searching for remaining growth, they discover one tree still with leaves, and obtain food by stacking up atop each other and pulling the leaves down. Cera remains aloof, but at nightfall, everyone including herself gravitates to Littlefoot’s side for warmth and companionship.

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Miley Cyrus Gets Justin Bieber Sex Doll Delivery? | Massive Amazon Box Delivery

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Miley Cyrus Gets Justin Bieber Sex Doll Delivery? | Massive Amazon Box Delievery

This is one package the Amazon drones may struggle to deliver. An image of the giant delivery appeared online on Monday, sparking immediate speculation as to what might be in the box.

Some suggested it might be a car after Nissan began selling its Versa Note on the online shop, complete with delivery in a ‘giant Amazon.com box’.

This is one package the Amazon drones may struggle to deliver.

An image of the giant delivery appeared online on Monday, sparking immediate speculation as to what might be in the box.

Some suggested it might be a car after Nissan began selling its Versa Note on the online shop, complete with delivery in a ‘giant Amazon.com box’.

I have a hunch that its a Living Doll Sex Doll of Justin Bieber for Miley Cyrus in her Cyrus Sex Dungeon where she films all her Sex Tapes with Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Others suggested it might be the world’s largest cat fort or simply a HDMI cable.

The original image of the box – spotted in Madison, Wisconsin – appears to have been uploaded to Reddit by user listrophy, who asked: ‘What’s the largest item you can have shipped from Amazon? Because I think my neighbour just got it.’

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Top 20 Celebs You Hate ft Miley Cyrus Naked and Justin Bieber

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Top 20 Celebs You Hate ft Miley Cyrus Naked and Justin Bieber

Dont you fucking hate some celebs? Especially Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus even if there I a rumoured Miley Cyrus Sex Tape.

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Naked Man Gets Stuck In Washing Machine | Nude Hide and Seek

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Naked man freed with olive oil after getting stuck in washing machine during game of hide-and-seek

A man who climbed naked into a washing machine to surprise his girlfriend became stuck and needed to be rescued by emergency services, according to the Shepparton News.

Emergency services took 20 minutes to free the naked man. He was prompted to climb into the top-loading washing machine during “a game of hide-and-seek”, it said.

The incident happened on Saturday afternoon in the nearby town of Mooroopna. The man, 20, required lubrication to be freed, said Sergeant Matthew Peck of Shepparton Police. However, Sergeant Peck could not confirm reports that olive oil was used.

The washing machine’s lid was taken off and the machine tipped on its side so the man could be freed, said a spokesman for Victoria Police.

His colleague, Sergeant Michelle De Araugo, said that police, firefighters, paramedics, the Tatura SES and Shepparton Search and Rescue Squad were all called to the unit, in Helmer Street, just after5pm.

“He was very well wedged in there and we were concerned for his health and wellbeing,” Sgt De Araugo told Shepparton News.

“It was just a game gone wrong. It would be fair to say the gentleman was very embarrassed.”

Sergeant Peck said the man wanted “absolutely nothing to do” with the media following the incident.

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The Goonies Full Movie Review #HairyMovieClub

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The Goonies Full Movie Review #HairyMovieClub
Next Week we review……… The Land Before Time

The Goonies is a 1985 American adventure–comedy film directed by Richard Donner. The screenplay was written by Chris Columbus from a story by executive producer Steven Spielberg.

The Goonies, a group of friends living in the “Goon Docks” neighborhood of Astoria, Oregon, face foreclosure on their families’ homes from the expanding Astoria Country Club. On their last weekend together their morale sinks particularly low because Mikey’s (Sean Astin) older brother Brand (Josh Brolin) failed his driver’s license exam, thwarting their plans to “cruise the coast in style.” While rummaging through the Walshes’ attic, they find an old newspaper clipping, a Spanish map, and an artifact relating to a rumor of a lost pirate treasure somewhere in the area. Hearing the call of adventure, Mikey tries to persuade his friends to join him in search for the treasure hoarded by a pirate named One-Eyed Willie. Initially reluctant, the group eventually decides to evade the authority of Brand, and escape for one last “Goonie adventure.”

They head down the coast and stumble upon a derelict seaside restaurant that seems to match coordinates set by the map and an old doubloon. They are unaware that the Fratellis, a family of fugitives, are using the restaurant as their hideout. After first encountering the family, the Goonies come back after the Fratellis have left and discover their criminal intents. They send Chunk (Jeff Cohen), the group’s clumsy, heavy-set dreamer and teller of tall tales, to get help. However, the Fratellis return before they can leave, forcing the Goonies to use a cavern underneath the restaurant to escape. The Fratellis capture Chunk and interrogate him, learning nothing until a colony of bats burst out of the cavern beneath the restaurant. Chunk is placed in the same room with the forsaken and deformed Fratelli brother, Sloth (John Matuszak), while the rest of the Fratellis enter the cavern and follow the Goonies’ trail.

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Cake Customer Told to ‘Eat Shit’ #PooCake Revenge

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Cake Customer Told to ‘Eat Shit’

Woman sent ‘eat shit’ cake at engagement party after dispute with baker

A woman was sent a cake that resembled human faeces with the words ‘eat s**t’ written on it after a dispute with the baker.

Micaela Harris was left embarrassed, and her nieces upset, when she pulled off some ‘magnificent’ wrapping paper to reveal the rude looking creation at her engagement party in New Zealand.

The poo cake was retaliation against her sister who had had a disagreement with Oh Cakes owner Emma McDonald when organising the gift.

‘It was a weird situation. At the time my sister didn’t even know what was going on,’ Harris told Stuff.co.nz.

‘I think it [the disagreement] was taken too far.

‘As a business owner you come across customers you don’t like but you have got to take the highs and the lows, got to suck it up.’

McDonald seemed unrepentant after the incident and even posted news stories about the cake on her Facebook page.

She wrote: ‘Nothing really negative that I’ve seen apart from a few who didn’t read and understand it properly.

‘Seems to be popping up everywhere… business opportunities have been thrown my way as well.’

“The problem started when Emma McDonald, owner of Oh Cakes, said that the client did not give her clear enough instructions about what she wanted. It is believed the cake was ordered for the engagement party of 24-year-old Micaela Harris of Invercargill by a relative. Mrs McDonald said the customer had won a $50 voucher for a cake, which Mrs McDonald reduced to $30 because she said the client owed her $20 for a separate business arrangement. When Mrs McDonald asked her, via text, what sort of cake she wanted, the client said “like choc cake.”

Ms Harris’ family and friends were horrified on the day of the party when they discovered they had been sent a cake in the shape of poo. A sign with the cake read: “Eat shit!”. After it was picked up, Mrs McDonald posted on Facebook: ‘Your (sic) left with a $30 voucher and you want a cake still?? ok cool – give me some ideas?? oh wait you have none apart from wanting chocolate. I have a brilliant idea for your cake!!! – so here it is, your turd cake! Hope you learn your lesson.’”

Without the ‘Eat Shit!’ sign on the cake, this is probably just another one of Oh Cakes’ happy customer stories.

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Man Flu Is Real – The Shocking Truth!

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Man Flu is a crippling and debilitating disorder indiscriminately striking down male members of the human species without warning. The illness is often referred to pejoratively by female members of the species who are in fact immune from the illness as man flu is now known to exclusively attack the XY chromosome carrier. If Man Flu is kind enough not to kill the infected party it will definitely leave him weak, sick, hurting everywhere and in dire need of TLC.

Medical professionals now also widely recognise that self diagnosis by the sufferer is the best means of identification as the symptoms of Man Flu are far more severe than the simple common cold which predominantly targets the XX chromosome holders (i.e. females). This goes some way to explain the cynicism some women display towards their male counterparts.

FACT VS FICTION

Man Flu is simply a cold, the symptoms of which are greatly exaggerated by men.

FALSE – Man Flu is a serious and potentially life threatening illness, and will no doubt soon be on the Health and Safety Executive’s list of Reportable Diseases. Man Flu is a distinct disease in its own right, and should not be misdiagnosed as a mere common cold.

Women can catch Man Flu

FALSE – Man Flu does not attack humans with the XX chromosome, only those with the XY chromosome. This genetic mutation effectively immunises females against Man Flu. This may account for the reason that women widely believe that Man Flu is actually just the common cold, but with a bit of extra drama thrown in for good measure.

The best way to deal with Man Flu is to just ‘get on with it’

FALSE – Extensive research has proven that the only way to combat the crippling effects of Man Flu is complete withdrawal to the sofa and uninterrupted mollycoddling by the girlfriend / wife.

Men have a slower recovery rate from Man Flu than women do from the common cold

TRUE – The effects of Man Flu can linger for days and days, compared with just a few hours for the common cold. If the man is not permitted the correct period of convalescence following an attack of Man Flu he can be plunged back into a critical condition (see The Woman’s Role as Carer).

Man Flu is just a way for men to get sympathy / time off work / time in front of the telly

FALSE – Man Flu is a bona-fide and debilitating illness, would men make a meal of that sort of thing?

The pain and suffering of Man Flu is similar to that of child birth

TRUE – Though at least with child birth it’s all done and dusted in a few hours, but Man Flu can last for weeks…

The best cure for Man Flu is a cocktail of Night Nurse, Day Nurse, chicken noodle soup and whiskey.

FALSE – There is no cure for Man Flu. Once infected the afflicted can only hope that the gods roll the dice in favour of life rather than slow, lingering death.

While suffering from Man Flu, men would like nothing more than to go to work and try to forget about their affliction.

TRUE – However, men recognise the huge risk of spreading Man Flu to other men. Indeed, a single cough in the wrong direction could hold enough Man Flu germs to wipe out a small rainforest tribe.

The Woman’s Role as Carer

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If you find yourself in the position of primary carer for your boyfriend or husband then DO NOT PANIC. As explained elsewhere on this site you are completely immune from Man Flu.

Your beloved will shortly become completely dependant on you, requiring you to tend to his every need. Do not shun any request, don’t forget that the affliction that he’s suffering from is hundreds of times worse than the simple affliction which you know and understand as the common cold.

There are three distinct stages to Man Flu and it’s important you know your responsibilities :

Stage 1 – I think I’m coming down with a cold. Don’t forget, even medical experts recommend self diagnosis, and ALL men are experts at recognising the early stages. Here you will be expected to sympathise, any flippant comments now such as , “Oh I expect it’s Man Flu is it?”, will cause immediate deterioration. Preferred responses will be along the lines of, “There there, can I get you some chicken noodle soup and put your favourite Police! Camera! Action! DVD on?”. This stage can last from one to three days.

Stage 2 – It’s not a cold, it’s the ‘flu. Your beloved will barely be able to lift his fingers to work the remote control by now. There will be dramatic displays of coughing and chest holding. He will present a red and sniffly nose, and a phantom fever. Do not mention <begin sarcasm˃ Man ‘Flu <end sarcasm˃. Instead continue to serve comfort food and provide him with a selection of men’s magazines (such as FHM or Maxim) to take his mind off the illness ravaging his poor body. You may also be required to gently dab his forehead with a lightly dampened sponge or massage his feet. This life threatening stage may last from three to five days.

Stage 3 – It’s not completely gone, but I think it’s going. By now your beloved will be physically exhausted. He will have spent the previous seven days teetering on the brink of death only to have pulled through. However, he will start to feel less ‘achy all over’, and begin to move short distances away from the sofa. Hang in there with your pampering, you’re nearly done. This stage can typically last from six to ten days. Please be aware that any sarcastic references to Man Flu at this stage can render the hapless victim straight back to the life threatening stage 2. He should be allowed a suitable period of convalescence (the length to be suggested by him) prior to being tasked with household tasks.

Good luck.

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Best World Record Ever? | Belgium’s Got Talent World Record Attempt

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Is catching grapes in your mouth the silliest world record ever? – Best World Record Ever? | Belgium’s Got Talent World Record Attempt

Catching grapes in your mouth at record speed doesn’t sound like a significant feat but for one man suffering from a heart problem it represented his greatest ever victory.

Joris Goens (George)  brought legitimacy to the pastime of throwing food in the air and then trapping it in your mouth when he broke the world record for catching the most grapes in three minutes.

The 53-year-old, who is recovering from six heart bypass surgeries, managed to snare 223 grapes in the allotted time while appearing on Belgium’s Got Talent.

The previous Guinness World Record holder Ashrita Furman could only manage 213, but we’re not sure if that was because he was slower or had a smaller mouth.

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Irv Blizter was an American bobsled two time Gold Medalist at the 1968 Winter Olympics who finished first in two events again during the 1972 Winter Olympics but was disqualified from the latter for cheating and retired in disgrace to Jamaica, where he leads an impoverished life as a bookie. Irving is approached by two Jamaican athletes: top 100m runner Derice Bannock, who failed to qualify for the 1988 Summer Olympics when another opponent accidentally tripped him at the trials, and Sanka Coffie, a champion push cart racer. Cool Runnings Full Movie Review

The athletes wish to use Irving’s previous experience as a Coach in order to compete in the 1988 Winter Olympics as bobsledders. Irving had been good friends with Derice’s father, Ben, a former sprinter whom Irving had tried to recruit for the bobsled team years ago, who is presumed to be deceased. Yul Brenner, another runner who was tripped at the qualifier, joins the team as does Junior Bevil, the runner who tripped Yul and Derice. Eventually Irving is convinced to coach the team.

The four try to find various ways to earn money to get in the Olympics; singing on the street, arm wrestling, and holding a kissing booth, but all fail. Junior, however, sells his car, which gets the team the money that they need. Later on in a hotel room, Junior reprimands Sanka for hurting Yul’s feelings and tells him about his father’s past and how he became rich with hard work. He encourages Yul not to give up on achieving all of his goals. Cool Runnings Full Movie Review

In Calgary, Irving manages to acquire an old practice sled, as the Jamaicans have never been in an actual bobsled. The Jamaicans are looked down upon by other countries, in particular the East German team whose arrogant leader, Josef, tells them to go home, resulting in a bar fight. The team resolves to view the contest more seriously, continuing to train and improve their technique. They qualify for the finals, but are briefly disqualified. At the primary judge meeting, a frustrated Irving immediately confronts his former coach from the ’72 Olympic Winter Games Kurt Hemphill, now a primary judge of the ’88 Olympic Winter Games, for disqualifying the Jamaicans for his mistake. He confesses that he made the biggest mistake in his life and resorted to cheating by hiding weights underneath the sled to make it run faster. Irving’s 1972 Gold Medals were revoked and he embarrassed his country with the scandal. He says that if Hemphill wants revenge, just punish him and not his team. He begs Hemphill to let the Jamaicans qualify and represent their country in the Olympics. Later, the judges overturn their decision and the Jamaicans are back in.

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A LETTER TO KATY PERRY

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A Letter To Katy Perry

Dear Katy,

Im writing you this letter and making this vlog as a way to prove I can change… also because i looked very closely and the retraining order doesn’t say I cant send you messages in video format….

I felt so guilty the other day… I tried to change and be like that love rat you married, I kissed a girl but it wasn’t you…

I love you Katy. I always have and I always will. Every moment I am always Thinking Of You. You are the shiny sexy latex Peacock in my life I just want to pluck.

And I know you love me too, we have that Alien connection like E.T, you’re not like all those other California Gurls and your secret messages to me in your videos and tv interviews give me that Electric Feel like Fireworks of love.

All those times you ignored me when I shouted your name at the recent music awards, I get it baby you want to play hard to get….

Last Friday Night I had a weak moment and I was starting to doubt your love was real. so I sat down for A Cup Of Coffee and you appeared to me with your Hummingbird Heartbeat

You teased me with your perfume advert, Dressin’ Up in all your finery and sexy clothes…. I know there is a hidden message to me in it but i haven’t worked out yet but dont worry baby I will…

Katy you blow “Hot ‘n’ Cold” and you run around like your One Of The Boys but we both know we are in just playing this game of love…

Anyway I need to go now… but for every day I’m Still Breathing ill make sure you’re not The One That Got Away

I love you KatyYou are a Part Of Me

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