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30 Music Festival Life Hacks 2017 – Festival Tips Survival Guide

Music Festival Tips, Music Festival Life Hacks! Download Festival is looming and Music Festival season is about to start, time for some Festival Life Hacks, Music Festival Survival Guides and Step-by-step Music Festival Help Guides packed with Tricks and Tips. Download Music Festival Tricks, Reading Music Festival Tips, Leeds Music Festival Hacks, Glastonbury, Isle Of White and many many other Music Festivals! – as seen on EDM.com

Music Festival Life Hacks – Heading down to a festival this year? Then you’ll need to be prepared. Here are some of the best hacks – all tried and tested and they could possibly save your summer. 

1. TAKE A BIGGER TENT THAN YOU’LL NEED
Always add a “person” to the size tent you’re taking to your festival. If there’s two of you, get a three-man tent. Why? Because you need to have all your rucksacks, clothes, food and other junk in there with you, which takes up a person’s worth of space.
 
2. DON’T PACK A PILLOW, PACK A PILLOW CASE!
You’ll struggle to fit a pillow into your rucksack, so why bother? You’ll have plenty of clothes with you anyway, so simply stuff the empty pillow case with a nice jumper and Bob’s your uncle.
 
3. WRAP SOME GAFFER TAPE AROUND A WATER BOTTLE
You don’t need to pack a whole roll of the stuff, just enough in case of an unexpected rip/tear/deflation/tent pole snap. A space-saver and a very possible life-saver in an emergency. Photo: ShamelessTraveller.com

4. TAKE A CRAP PHONE – Music Festival Life Hacks
Your iPhone 6 may be great, but chances are it will run out of battery at some point, and charging it will be difficult, so don't rely on it too much. Also, if you drop it down the long drop, you’ll never see it again. So dig out an old phone if you still have one, or buy a cheap one that does the bare minimum: call and text. If you need to browse online while you’re at the festival, you’re doing it wrong.
 
5. INVEST IN A PHONE CHARGER
You don’t want to spend the majority of your weekend queuing with ten thousand people to recharge your dead phone, so why not avoid the fuss? USB battery chargers are now affordable – the higher the milliampere-hours (mAh), the quicker the pack will recharge your device. Or, more expensive are solar power chargers, which won’t run out as long as you can recharge them with sunlight. In a real emergency, wind-up USB chargers are cheap and cheerful. 
 
6. EAT ONE SOLID MEAL A DAY
Raving all day and raving all night takes up a lot of energy, so make sure you eat properly. Ensure you have a substantial dinner with carbs in it before heading out for an all-nighter to keep on ’til dawn. Also, take some cereal bars – they're a cheap breakfast, no milk required… And it saves you paying a tenner for a bacon roll.

7. STASH SOME DRY CLOTHES IF YOU CAN
If you drive and you’re taking a car to the festival, leave a spare pair of jeans and socks in the car, so when you leave after four days of torrential downpour, you'll be warm and snug.
 
8. GET MINIMAL WITH YOUR TOILETRIES
Anything you pack makes for extra weight to be carried or dragged from your house to the festival site, so travelling smartly can be a boon. Don’t take a whole bar of soap, shave off some slivers with a kitchen grater for a “one-wash” wonder. Don’t take a whole tube of toothpaste, squeeze some blobs onto a plate, let them dry over a couple of days and chuck them into a waterproof bag. Photo: Pinterest

9. PACK A MALLET
The amount of times we’ve turned up at a festival and had to try and push our tent pegs into the hard, unforgiving stony ground. You can get a rubber mallet for a few quid at any camping store, or how about this dinky plastic one that allows you to pull the pegs out of the ground with ease, too? 
 
10. SEALABLE SANDWICH BAGS WILL SAVE YOUR STUFF – Music Festival Life Hacks
Put your phone, money and other valuables inside and seal! A life-saver if the festival you’re at turns into a monsoon on day one. Photo: eBay 
 
11. INVEST IN WATER AND BANANAS
One morning you will be worse the wear from alcohol, so you need a cure. You’ll need to re-hydrate (hence the water) and potassium is vital for proper nerve function (hence the bananas). Plus, those bananas will help with the low blood sugar you’ll experience from too much alcohol.
 
12. KEEP A LAYER OF CLOTHING IN RESERVE
No matter how cold you are, there's always potential for it to get colder. An extra hoodie or jumper might bring you relief as you stand and watch the Rinky Dink Bike at 4am in the morning.
 
13. BE A CLEVER CAMPER
Try and get on site as early as you can. The earlier you are, the better spot you can bag. Don’t fret if you arrive later, though – just be prepared to walk further to your campsite. Don’t camp at the bottom of a hill (you can imagine what happens when the rain starts to fall), and be careful you don’t camp too near the Gabba Revival All-Nighter Tent if you want to get some kip. Make sure you don’t pitch downwind of the toilets BUT don’t camp too far away from the lavs in case of an emergency.

14. KNOW YOUR PLACE
Remember where you’ve pitched your tent and its relation to the festival site. Find a decent landmark: a path, a toilet block, a group of gurning lunatics, anything that will be familiar to you when you’re staggering back to your crib at a million o’clock in the morning. Putting a England/Scotland/Wales flag on top of your tent won’t cut it – EVERYONE does that.
 
15. HIDE SOME MONEY IN YOUR PHONE CASE
There are ATMs on site, but queuing for them is a huge waste of your weekend. Don’t assume every stall will take contactless payments! Take what you money you will need, but beware of spending cash on crap – do you really need to buy that sombrero? Wouldn’t food be a better purchase? And don’t keep all your money in the same place, just in case you lose your wallet/bumbag. As an emergency, stash a couple of notes underneath your phone case, (or in the battery case if you have a cheap one).
 
16. PLAN YOUR POCKETS
Keep your essential items in the same pockets, so despite how drunk you get you’ll always remember where your phone or wallet is. And don’t put your phone in your top or back pocket – because you will inevitably lean over and drop it straight into the long drop.
 
17. WET WIPES ARE YOUR BATHROOM NOW
Forget trying to have a proper wash or queuing for a shower, stock up on LOTS of wet wipes and freshen yourself up that way.
 
18. KNOW YOUR TOILETS
The festival toilet is a tricky beast to negotiate, but do not fear it. The long drops may be your idea of hell, but being out in the fresh air, with several feet between you and the pit of human filth is often preferable to being enclosed in a hot and steaming portable toilet. Avoid the toilets near the main stage areas and thoroughfares – they’ll be battered from thousands of people using them and will be RANK. A good tip is to spot which loos have just been cleaned and use them before they go “on the turn”.
 
19. MIND THOSE STINGY HANDS
Contact lens wearer? Always wash your hands before putting your lenses in, because it's more than likely your hands will be covered in anti-bacterial handwash and it'll sting like hell. Dip your fingers in the saline solution you’ve just taken your lenses out of for pain-free eyeballs.
 
20. DON’T WEAR A ONESIE 
It may be utterly chic, but you may have to unbutton it in a portable toilet cubicle in the dark, and nobody wants that. Photo: Amazon
 
21. CREATE YOUR OWN MEETING POINT
If you lose your friends and can’t contact them, work out a way of being spotted from a distance. Get a tent pole or piece of garden cane and tie a flag or distinctive inflatable to the top of it. You’ll soon be spotted by your friends and other people will start using you as a reference point! Option 2 for nighttime use: get a whistle and concoct your own personal “signal”.
 
22. HEAD TORCHES ARE YOUR FRIEND
Because you can pretend you're Orbital in the dance tent and you'll be able to spot those pesky guy ropes on the way back to your tent in a pitch black field. Photo: Amazon
 
23. CREATE YOUR OWN “QUIET SPACE”
Your energy will flag if you don’t get any sleep, so invest in some ear plugs and an eye mask to keep out the noise and the daylight if you’ve had a big night.
 
24. MAKE YOUR OWN SUPER LANTERN – Music Festival Life Hacks
Light up your camping space by strapping a regular head lamp to a large milk or water bottle – hey presto, glowing goodness.
 
25. NACHOS MAKE GREAT KINDLING FOR A CAMPFIRE
It’s true. Any nacho will do, look this guy will show you how.
 
26. REMEMBER THE PINCER MOVEMENT
Use the pincer movement to get nearer to the front of the crowd – go in via the side, it saves you having to barge past 100,000 people, most of whom are probably taller than you. And don’t bother pushing your way to the very front barrier – the sound quality is worse, you’ll have less space to do your thing and will find it’s almost impossible to leave.
 
27. DON’T GO MUD SURFING
You may get your photo in the papers, but you'll be caked in dry shit for days. And it'll get everywhere. Everywhere, we tells yer!

 
28. LEAVE EARLY… OR LEAVE LATE
Make sure you plan your getaway – either pack up and get off the site in the early hours before the masses wake up, or take your time on the Monday and wait for the crowds to thin out. If you go between 7am and 9am, you’ll inevitably get stuck in a bottleneck trying to get through the exit gates.

 
29. YOU WILL MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS IN THE CAR PARK ON MONDAY…
…if you have a pair of jump leads on you.
 
30. THIS ONE SIMPLE RULE WILL SAVE YOU ANY GRIEF:
Don’t take anything you’re not prepare to lose or damage in some way

8 HORRIFYING SEX ACCIDENTS That Will Make You Laugh (ep.01)

Erotic accidents and horrifying sex accidents that will make you wince in horror. Funny porn sex accidents, erotic sex fails. Sex accidents like anal potatoes, penis bitten off, snapped penis, kama sutra sex mistakes, electric sex vibrator sex toys and spicy oral sex. Sex fails, porn sex accidents.

1. The concrete rectum

One experimental couple decided to mix things up in the bedroom in the most bizarre way imaginable when one of the chaps poured wet cement into the anus of his partner.

Surprisingly this didn’t end well and the lad was rushed to hospital when the substance started to set, causing him extreme amounts of pain.

Silver lining – the couple now have a lifelike cast of one of their rectums to remember the romantic occasion.

2. The electric saw vibrator

Where do people get their kinky ideas from? When a normal dildo isn’t enough, why not just attach your sex toy to an electric saw?

Oh, because it will cut your nether regions quite badly when put to use. D’uh. Police in the US brought no charges against this weird couple as no crime had been committed. Unless utter stupidity is a crime?

3. The bitten off penis

This story from Singapore will have every man sweating to within an inch of his life. A randy chap was being pleasured by his secret girlfriend in a parked car. A van reversed and accidentally bumped the car, giving the woman such a fright that her jaw snapped shut like a bear trap.

As the horrified man lost his pride and joy, he probably lost his marriage too. His wife had hired a private investigator who caught the whole thing on film. One of those days, eh?

4. The couple left sealed together

The Kama Sutra has brought many couples plenty of thrills but one married pair from Russia saw the dark side of this book.

They were enjoying the deck chair position which involved the woman being held almost like a wheelbarrow, when a leg spasm caused suction to go all wrong. The couple were sealed together and had to be loaded into the ambulance still in the position. That would have been entertaining for everyone in the A and E waiting room.

5. Curry night blisters

A woman in the US was admitted to hospital with serious bursting boils all over her vagina after her thoughtless hubby decided to perform an act of love after going out for a curry.

Hot stuff indeed – but probably a little too hot for this poor lady.

6. The penile fracture caused by mum

Ouch! Are these the worst ever sex injuries?

Solo sex can be a hazard too, so all of you singletons needn’t be breathing a sigh of relief quite yet. A man in his 60s was enthusiastically going at it in his bedroom when his mum unexpectedly came in. Diving for the door to slam her out before she was subjected to a ghastly sight, the man stumbled.

And the loud snap that followed is something from every man’s nightmares. Boners may not have actual bones but they can still break.

7. The inhaled condom

Runny noses and fevers are pretty standard symptoms so a lady from India didn’t pay much heed to her constant state of being under the weather until it had been happening for over a year. Visiting the doctor at last, she was informed that she had a condom in her lung.

Turns out she had accidentally inhaled it, somehow without noticing, while giving her boyfriend a treat.

8. The priest and the potato

The truth of this story may never be known but a man of the cloth in the UK shamefully visited the hospital to tell them that he had a potato lodged inside his backside.

Timidly explaining that he had been putting up curtains when he fell backwards onto the kitchen table where said spud was sitting, he was treated without question.

But we’re fairly sure there would have been a few doubts in the nurse’s mind that day.

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5 Tips For Coping With Depression and Anxiety

Coping with Depression, Coping with Depression and Anxiety is horrible, so here are my 5 tips for coping with depression. How to fight depression, how to beat depression, how to cope with depression, combat depression, advice on depression, depression tips, depression advice, depression cure, suffering from depression, symptoms of depression, bipolar depression symptoms.

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Depression is more than simply feeling unhappy or fed up for a few days.

We all go through spells of feeling down, but when you're depressed you feel persistently sad for weeks or months, rather than just a few days.

Some people still think that depression is trivial and not a genuine health condition. They're wrong. Depression is a real illness with real symptoms, and it's not a sign of weakness or something you can "snap out of" by "pulling yourself together".

The good news is that with the right treatment and support, most people can make a full recovery.

####### How to tell if you have depression

Depression affects people in different ways and can cause a wide variety of symptoms.

They range from lasting feelings of sadness and hopelessness, to losing interest in the things you used to enjoy and feeling very tearful. Many people with depression also have symptoms of anxiety.

There can be physical symptoms too, such as feeling constantly tired, sleeping badly, having no appetite or sex drive, and complaining of various aches and pains.

The severity of the symptoms can vary. At its mildest, you may simply feel persistently low in spirit (read about low mood), while at its most severe depression can make you feel suicidal and that life is no longer worth living.

For a more detailed list, read more about the symptoms of depression – www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Depression/Pages/Symptoms.aspx

Most people experience feelings of stress, sadness or anxiety during difficult times. A low mood may improve after a short time, rather than being a sign of depression. Read more information about low mood and depression – www.nhs.uk/Conditions/stress-anxiety-depression/Pages/low-mood-and-depression.aspx

If you've been feeling low for more than a few days, take this short test to find out if you're depressed – www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/depression.aspx

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21 Reasons To Have More Sex

Sex facts & Beauty Tips! 21 Health Benefits to having sex. We all need 21 Reasons To Have Sex. Sex cures headaches, yup that sex headache! Have More Sex as Sex Makes You Younger, Sex Makes You Happy, Sex fights Depression and Sex Smooths Wrinkles!

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21 reasons why you should have sex.. tonight!

1 Sex makes you Look younger

Clinical neuropsychologists at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, revealed to a psychology ­conference that his extensive research had found older men and women with an active love life looked five to seven years younger than their actual age.

2 Sex Boosts fertility

This will sound like ­music to most men’s ears – studies have found that the more often you make love, the better quality your sperm will be.

3 Sex Fights colds & flu

Having sex once or twice a week has been found to raise your body’s levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, or IgA, which can protect you from colds and flu. 

4 Sex improves the immune system

Having high levels of the natural steroid DHEA, known as “the anti-ageing hormone”, is believed to be key to keeping your body fitter for longer. 

5 Live Longer

A study carried out in Australia found people who climaxed at least three times a week had a 50% lower chance of dying for any medical reason than those who only climaxed once a month.

6 Sex Diet

Thirty minutes of vigorous sex burns up to 100 calories, which is the same as a small glass of wine.

7 Ease those nasty period cramps – Period Sex

Many women say period pain diminishes if they do the deed during a cramp attack.

8 Helps lower your risk of incontinence

Good sex is a great workout for a woman’s pelvic floor muscles – the muscles that control ­orgasms and also stem the flow of urine, reducing leakage and incontinence.

9 Sex can Prevent a heart attack

One study at Queen’s University Belfast found that having sex three times a week could halve your risk of having a heart attack or stroke.

10 Increase your attractiveness to others

High sexual activity makes the body release more pheromones, chemicals that enhance your appeal to the opposite sex..

11 Smooth out your wrinkles – Cum facial and sex facelift

The hormone oestrogen is pumped out during sex, which can in turn have a plumping effect on the skin, helping to smooth out those fine lines.

12 Give yourself an all-over healthy glow

According to ­research carried out at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, sex promotes skin renewal because it is an aerobic form of exercise.

13 Improve your self-esteem

One of the most important benefits, noted in a recent survey undertaken by the University of Texas, US, was that participants who had sex regularly felt more confident about their bodies.

14 Sex Lowers your blood pressure

A Scottish study found men and women who had plenty of sex coped well with stress and had lower blood ­pressure than those who abstained. 

15 Banish depression – Sex can beat depression

Like any exercise that raises your heart rate, sex causes your brain to release feel-good chemicals that boost your levels of serotonin – the happy hormone – to lift your mood.

16 Sex can cure headaches (yes, really!)

This is because making love causes a surge in the “love” hormone ­oxytocin, plus other feel-good ­endorphins, which can ease pain.

17 Slash stress

In a study in the Psychology journal, ­researchers found that people who’d had sex in the last 24 hours coped better with stressful ­scenarios – such as public speaking – than those who had not.

18 Kick your insomnia into touch

The oxytocin released when you orgasm has another benefit – it can help you drop off, research claims.

So there is actually a genuine excuse for him to fall asleep so quickly after sex…

19 Strengthen your bones

As regular sex can boost oestrogen levels in post-menopausal women, it can offer some protection against the ­bone-thinning condition osteoporosis that is triggered by a lack of oestrogen.

20 Cut your risk of prostate cancer

Researchers at Nottingham University have found that men who enjoy a regular sex life in their 50s are at lower risk of developing prostate cancer.

21 Feel better all day

If you decide to go for a spot of morning passion to start your day, the boost to your mood it provides can continue right through until night-time, ­according to research.

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Animal Sex Facts From Giraffe Sex to X Rated Panda Porn

XXX rated Animal sex facts including Giraffe love, Snake Mating Ball Orgy, Penis Fencing and Xrated Panda Porn… A VlogBrothers Giraffe Love sex facts Tribute 🙂

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Honey Bee: Exploding Testicles.

A virgin queen that survives to adulthood without being killed by her rivals will take a mating flight with a dozen or so male drones (out of tens of thousands eligible bachelors in the colony). But don't call these drones lucky because during mating, their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!

Bonobos 

Bonobos use sex as greetings, a mean of solving disputes, making up for fights, and as a favors in exchange for food. They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange "penis fencing" ritual!

Red-Sided Garter Snake: An Annual Mating Ball Orgy

he annual mating of red-sided garter snakes is a tourist attraction in Manitoba, Canada. That's because when a female garter snake emerges from hibernation, she releases a pheromone that attracts hundreds of male snakes in the vicinity to rush her and create a large squirming "mating ball."

Hyena: The Females Got Balls!

A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. To mate, the meeker male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis. That's difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis!

Giraffe Love Sex with… everything!

When a male happens upon a female giraffe, he will perform a procedure known as the "fleshmen sequence" to see if she is in estrus. First, he nudges her rump to induce urination. He then takes a mouthful of urine. If it tastes good to him, then he begins to court her.

Dolphin Penis: That's Not His Hand.

Here's something you probably don't know about Flipper: he has retractable penis. Male dolphins also have a very strong sex drive. It can mate many, many times in a day. Now here's the bad news: male dolphins aren't that much of a stud. The average time to ejaculation? 12 seconds.

Percula Clownfish: Your Mommy Was Your Daddy.

Clownfish live in a group consisting of a breeding pair of male and female, as well as some non-breeding males. There is strict hierarchy based on size: the largest is the female, next largest is the male, and then the non-breeding males.

Giant Panda: X-Rated Panda Porn!

For a while, zookeepers had trouble getting pandas raised in captivity to breed. In fact, male and female pandas showed little interest in sex – that is until someone at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding and Research Base in Sichuan Province, China, had the bright idea of showing them panda porn!

Now, when pandas reach adulthood, zookeepers there show them steamy videos of panda sex as part of their initiation rites.

Galapagos Giant Tortoise: The Longest Neck Wins.

To determine who gets to mate, male Galapagos giant tortoises will rise on their legs and stretch their necks. The shorter tortoise will cry uncle and leave the taller, larger tortoise to mate.

Garden Snail: Love Darts

Snails' genitals are on their necks, right behind their eye-stalks. Not weird enough? Read on.

Snails are hermaphrodites, meaning they have both male and female sexual organs, but they do not self-fertilize.

Bedbug: Traumatic Insemination

Here's chivalry for you: the male bedbugs don't even bother with the female's sex organs. Instead, a male bedbug uses its scimitar-like sexual organ to impale the female bedbug's body and deposit his sperm!

Scientists even have a cute name for this sort of thing: "traumatic insemination." Ouch!

Porcupine: Wee Marks the Spot.

First of all, female porcupines are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year!  Second, to court a female during the short mating season, a male porcupine stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 feet away, and drench his would-be paramour from head to foot!

If she is ready, then she'll rear up to expose her quill-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that's the only safe position for porcupines!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!

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Sexual Fetishes 10 Extremely Weird Sexual Fantasies

Extreme Fetishes, Weird Fetishes and Bizarre Hardcore Sexual Fetishes are always funny and crazy. More extreme hardcore than bondage and 50 Shades Of Grey.

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#1 – Eproctophilia – Fart Fetish
You spend an abnormal amount of time fantasising about flatulence, whether it’s farting in your partner’s face or being the receiver of their pongy bum odours

#2 – Mechanophilia – Car Fetish or Machine Fetish
Sexually attracted to machines such as cars, bikes, aeroplanes and helicopters in the same way we are attracted to others within the human race. A car’s exhaust pipe is seen as fair game to these freaks.

#3 – Klismaphilia – Enema Fetish
These fruitcakes get their sexual kicks from using enemas to introduce liquid into the rectum and large intestine by the only means possible: the bumhole! 

#4 – Bestiality – Animal Fetish or Animal Sex
The desire to form sexual relationships with animals

#5 – Hierophilia – God fetish or religious iconography
The cross doesn’t bring about feelings of love and purity, but intense sexual arousal and a wholly inappropriate stirring in their pants.

#6 – Emetophilia – Sick Fetish, Vomit Fetish
The sick, sick buggers that have a fetish for sick

#7 – Acrotomophilia – Amputee Fetish
The sexual attraction to someone missing a limb.

#8 – Coprophilia – Poo fetish
2 girls 1 cup video makes you horny?

#9 – Necrophilia – Death fetish
Sex with dead things.

#10 – Vorarephilia – Cannibalism Fetish
The urge to eat people or things or be eaten alive.

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10 Weird Sex World Records – Extreme XXX Records

10 Weird Sex World Records including XXX Worlds Biggest Penis, Worlds Largest Vagina, Worlds Strongest Vagina, Worlds Largest Gangbang, Worlds Largest Orgy and Longest Wank…

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The world is full of weirdness so here is a list of 10 weird sex fact and sex records.

Worlds Biggest Dick – Worlds Largest Penis – Roberto Esquivel Cabrera 
World's Largest Vagina – Anna Swan
World's Most Prolific Mother – Feodor Vassilyev
World's Biggest Distance for a Jet of Semen – Horst Schultz
World's Oldest Prostitute – Chiu Grandma
World's Biggest Orgy (250 couples)
World's Biggest Gang Bang – Lisa Sparxxx Potn Star Gang Bang
World's Longest Man Masturbation – World's Longest Wank – Masanobu Sato
World's Strongest Vagina – Tatiata Kozhevnikova
World's Oldest Father – Nanu Ram Jogi


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16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner | London Survival Guide

16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner – The How-to guide to surival in london. How NOT to piss off a Londoner.

1. Trying to sneakily dump your rubbish because you’re too lazy to take it with you.

“No, no, no, you didn’t look suspicious at all stuffing that crisp packet behind you and legging it off the train before anyone could pull you up on it. Reeeeeeal mature, buddy.”

2. Playing suuuuuuper-loud music.
Playing suuuuuuper-loud music.

“You know what I really love? Hearing the dull tat-TAT-tat-TAT of repetitive hi-hats belonging to some dumb dance song through the medium of your headphones. Yep. Love it. Better than a festival. Definitely doesn’t make me want to cry.”

3. Wearing a huge rucksack at rush hour.

“Look, I’ll level with you: I get it. You really want to bring your gym kit to work. I understand. I feel you. But the extra space summoned by your rucksack is forcing me so tight into the corner of this carriage that I’m going to have to assume gaseous form to continue. Cool? Cool.”

4. Having a large suitcase – anywhere.

“Ma’am that is FAR too big for you.”

5. Barging onto a train without letting people off first.

“Oh, somewhere to be, have we? Yeah, you and everyone else trying to get around this evening…”

6. Shuffling.

“Surely you can see, just as well as I can see, that there is an oversaturation of people on this street. It is full to the gills. And you, sirs, are walking at the pace of a retired tortoise. LET’S SPEED IT UP.”

7. Abruptly stopping still.

“I’m not saying stopping in the middle of a busy street for a group selfie should be grounds for banning, but let’s at least have a conversation about it.”

8. Asking them to travel outside of Zone 2.

“The following are unacceptable: Wimbledon, Tooting, Richmond, Walthamstow, Highgate, and all those strange places the Metropolitan line visits somewhere near Reading.”

9. Not adhering to proper escalator etiquette.

“Where do you think this is, America? Because, when you think about it, we go slow on the right and overtake on the left…which is actually a whole lot like America.”

10. Failing to move down the carriage.

“MOVE. DOWN. THE TRAIN. PLEASE.”

11. Being flummoxed by a ticket machine.

“What’s that? It’s your first time in the capital? UNACCEPTABLE!”
(“This situation most definitely has nothing to do with the fact I decided to rock up at the station two minutes before my train leaves…”)

12. Showing a complete disregard for Britain’s rich cultural history of queuing.

“I’m not going to say anything, I’m just going to glare, tut, and work myself up into a silent rage, of which I’ll later take out on my co-workers and loved ones.”

13. Talking to them about the weather.

“OH, RAINY IS IT? HADN’T NOTICED.”

14. Talking to them about house prices.

“OH, EXPENSIVE IS IT? HADN’T NOTICED.”

15. Trying to talk to them, full stop.

“Oh god, I just made eye contact with another human.”

16. Suggesting that maybe they should think about living elsewhere?

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Emma Blackery and The Great Pancake Disaster

Emma Blackery (BlackeryTV) stalking dairy….


Day 243 – I have been stalking Emma for so long now that I i was starting to wonder if she would ever notice my camera pointed at her. Looks like another night of chocolate and playlists on BlackeryTV tonight… 


Day 441 – Looks like Emma has moved home and the police restraining order has banned me from Essex…. damn you LukeIsNotSexy and Emma…. Lu-emmy? Em-uke?


Day 532 – Finally I have managed to send my spy to Vidcon and get her to acknowledge my emails!! Now…. I just need to drug her pancakes….


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I have been a fan of Emma Blackery's work for a few years now so it was great that my friend Kam was able to bump into her at Vidcon 2015 and get a quick clip from her 🙂

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YouTube – How To Get Started, Tips and Tricks

YouTube is a beast in the social media world and it’s not just all pranks and cute kitten videos. Over 300 hours of video is uploaded to YouTube every minute! Not all of it will go viral, in fact not all of it will be seen at all. So this is where I can hopefully nudge you in the right direction…

PICK A NAME FOR YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL OR YOUTUBE VIDEOS

So many YouTubers start uploading videos to an account before they have don’t their leg work and it can be a real pain to change later. A good example of this is “NicePeter” started a project with his friend “EpicLloyd” recording parody rap videos but when their video started to get popular people were looking for “Epic Rap Battles of History” and found them on a Nice Peter’s YouTube Channel instead which could confuse people. They have since opened a new channel to match their branding and boast over 12 million subscribers.

Picking a name at this stage can help you match social media accounts together helping people find you. For example if your YouTube account is MrHairyBrit you could grab your Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr and Snap Chat accounts with the same username to help people find you should they want to see more of your work.

BRANDING AND YOUTUBE CHANNEL DESIGN
brandingYou don’t have to be a web designer or a branding graphic designer to make your channel stand out. YouTube Channels, as with most other social media profiles, have a header banner and a YouTube channel avatar. These banners and avatars are a way to let your audience know who you are, what you do, and a way to establish a recognised look.

The header banner needs to be 2560w x 1440h pixels as this is then used and scaled down for mobile devices such as phones, tablets and notebook laptops. As for the avatar or profile image I personally use and image that is 275w x 275h and I try and match the colours to the header banner so people are used to my avatar and my channel colours when they try to find my videos.

YOUTUBE CAMERA, YOUTUBE AUDIO, AND YOUTUBE VIDEO IDEAS

You don’t have to be rich to get into vlogging. YouTube is a great tool for any new curious vlogger who wants to find an audience on the internet. I personally started with a webcam that cost me £15. This had 720p video format and a fairly good microphone. The core thing to remember with videos is that video quality is great but if you cannot hear the video properly a viewer will very quickly tune out.

After a lot of testing I found that my webcam microphone was great depending on distance and that assuming I wasn’t in a dark room then the video quality wasn't so much of an issue. I am since moved onto a £35 1080p Full HD webcam to film my vlogs and have a pretty reliable set up.

“Ok, so I have a camera and I have a microphone…. But what do I make videos about?”

A very good question. Now when you started this journey you may have had an initial thought of what the channel would be for whether its business, hobby, factual or just weird. Now why not open a notebook and throw words/questions at the page that would describe that topic for example if you want to make a video diary then these could be “Where I live. What’s my job? Do I have any pets? What did I think about the football this weekend?” Already there you have a few topics for a video. If its business based then why not explain who you are, what you sell, any examples, or your work etc


HOW DO I GET YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS? HOW DO I GET YOUTUBE VIEWERS?

It’s time to build an audience. You have some videos recorded and you are ready to get them seen but for that you need subscribers and random viewers. There are 7 important tips to help you boost your YouTube Subscribers and boost your YouTube Channel Video Views.

  • Make videos
    Sounds obvious but you need to keep feeding you channel with new content that way people can find you.
  • Make videos regularly – schedule.
    As you start to get random views you need to start building the routine for a viewer. Why not upload a video on a set day. This could be daily, weekly or monthly but try to stick to it that way people know when to expect a new video from you
  • Let your viewers know when you will make a video and how to subscriber.
    Tell your viewers when you will be uploading your videos. That way they will come back but also make sure you ask them to subscribe that way when you do upload a new video YouTube will send them an email to tell them you have a new video for them.
  • Share videos with your social media.
    You’ve made a video so make sure people know it exists! Share it with friends, family and your social media accounts otherwise you may have well put a sign post in the middle of a field that no-one ever walks in.
  • Share videos on related sites.
    This is a good tip for expanding your audience. Your social media is full of people who have seen you before and expect videos from you while other sites are full of people that have yet to find you so this could be a way to spark their interest.
  • Stick to it
    Rome wasn’t built in a day and a loyal YouTube Viewer and YouTube Subscriber base isn’t either. The more videos you publish the more chance people will find you and share you but then the more subscribers you have the more they can share you to so make sure you stick around for the long haul.

SHOULD I BUY YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS? SHOULD I BUY YOUTUBE VIEWS?

It can be very tempting to take short cuts in social media. Everyone has seen them and no doubt you may have had an email or a social media message offering you the chance to “Buy Active YouTube Subscribers” or “Buy Fake Twitter Followers” etc. Although these offers can look nice and the subscriber count may go up these are indeed inactive user accounts and in the long run will either get removed by YouTube Subscribers Account Checker looking for Fake YouTube accounts or in worst case scenario could get your social media account banned entirely due to YouTube Community Standard Breaches.

Also with YouTube Subscribers it is QUALITY over QUANTITY! You want active YouTube Subscribers to watch your videos so they can share them with friends, like your videos and comment on them. YouTube Comments, YouTube Likes, and YouTube Subscribers are the most powerful and effective way to help your channel get seen shared and grow.

AND FINALLY….

YouTube is not a get rich quick scheme! YouTube should be a place for you to share your opinions, have a laugh and to expand a business social media reach. If you are looking to join YouTube are wondering “How do I make a viral YouTube Video?” then you are looking at this in the wrong light entirely.

YouTube is a Social Media platform and I there for you to make friends, build connections and have fun, so make sure you don’t forget the fun!

I wish you all the luck in the world 🙂

If you would like to see what I did with all these tips then check out my videos at www.YouTube.com/MrHairyBrit

 

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10 Weird Laws We’ve All Broken

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9 Things You Didn’t Know About The UK General Election #GE2015

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1. You don’t have to vote with an “x.”

Although the official guidance is to place an “x” in the square next to the name of the candidate you wish to vote for, you can cast your vote with a tick, a number, heck, in theory even a smiley face.

2. Why are elections held on a Thursday?
One theory suggests that in the past Friday was pay day, so Thursday votes ensured a good turnout as people weren’t too drunk. The last general election not to be held on a Thursday was on Tuesday Oct. 27, 1931. The Electoral Commission has suggested making polling day at the weekend to improve turnout.

3. Four-legged friends

You can take your dog to the polling station as long as Fido doesn’t “disrupt the vote.” The Electoral Commission gives furry friends the thumbs up in an “accompanying” role. If you’re planning to ride to cast your vote, please note horses and ponies do need to be secured outside the station.

4. Tied results
What happens if there is a tied result? It’s pretty unsatisfactory actually. “Where there is a tie between two or more candidates receiving the same number of votes the Acting Returning Officer will decide the result by lot.” So for example, the names of the tied candidates could be written on paper and drawn out of a hat, or a coin could be flipped.

5. Turnout

The lowest turnout at a UK general election was at the end of World War I when the polling stations saw just 57.2% of eligible voters cast their ballot. Between 1922 and 1997 turnout was 71% and above, with a high of 83.9% in 1950. In 2001 turnout was 59.4%, in 2005 it was 61.4 % and in 2010 it was 65.1%. It’s estimated that around 7.5 million people are missing from the electoral register.

6. Constituencies
The UK is divided up into 650 parliamentary constituencies, each one represented by a member of parliament in the House of Commons. 533 are in England, 59 in Scotland, 40 in Wales and 18 in Northern Ireland.

7. Inebriated electors

Apparently having a few jars before you head to the polling station is acceptable. The Beeb says polling staff can’t turn away drunk voters. Don’t get absolutely hammered though — if you appear incapable of casting a vote, you will have to answer a series of questions in order to prove you are capable. If you fail, apparently you’ll be told to come back when you’ve sobered up.

8. Cost
Democracy costs serious money. The estimated cost of the 2010 general election was an astonishing £113.2 million ($174 million). This breaks down to £28.6 million ($44 million) for the cost of distributing candidates’ mailings and £84.6 million ($130 million) to carry out the voting process.

9. Can the Queen vote?

Yes, but she doesn’t. The Queen’s official website explains: “Although the law relating to elections does not specifically prohibit the Sovereign from voting in a general election or local election, it is considered unconstitutional for the Sovereign and his or her heir to do so. As Head of State, The Queen must remain politically neutral, since her Government will be formed from whichever party can command a majority in the House of Commons.”

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Let’s not beat about the bush, the English language is full of weird and wonderful phrases.

Some of them are as old as the hills, while new words and phrases creep into common speech and become flavour of the month.

But where do they come from? New book Spilling the Beans on the Cat’s Pyjamas reveals the origins and meanings of some of the most popular and obscure sayings that we use everyday.

To Bite The Bullet
When you have to knuckle down and get on with something you really don’t want to do.

This saying originated in field surgery before the use of anaesthetic.

A surgeon about to operate on a wounded soldier would give him a bullet to bit on to distract him and make him less likely to scream.

Cat Got Your Tongue?
A way of asking someone why they are silent. There are several theories to the origins of this phrase.

Some argue that it stems from Middle Eastern punishment techniques when liars’ tongues were ripped out and then fed to the kings’ cats, while others suggest it refers to the cat-o-nine-tails that was used to flog sailors and force them into silence.

As Drunk As A Lord
This phrase first became common in the 18th century when drinking alcohol was something the wealthy liked to boast about.

At the time most people could not afford to buy the amount of booze needed to get very drunk, so over-doing it was a sign of wealth.

A Feather in One’s Cap
This saying is used to describe an honour or something to be proud of. It is thought to come from an ancient custom of adding a feather to your hat for each enemy you had killed.

Flavour of the Month
This is an American advertising phrase from the 1940s attempting to persuade shoppers to buy a different flavour of ice cream each month instead of sticking to their usual choice.

Now it is used to describe any short-lived craze, fashion or person that is quickly dropped after a time of being in demand.

For the High Jump
Slang for being in big trouble. The phrase refers to the hanging of a convicted criminal, the gallows being the ‘high jump’.

Gordon Bennett
It is thought that this exclamation of surprise refers to James Gordon Bennett, the editor-in-chief of the New York Herald, who among other things was responsible for sending Henry Morton Stanley to find Dr David Livingstone in Africa.

Extravagant and extrovert, there is a motor race named after him in France where he lived after a scandal in America.

There is even a street in Paris named Avenue Gordon-Bennett.

The Hair of the Dog
We have all tried the hangover cure of having another drink the morning after the night before, with the idea being that like cures like.

It is thought the phrase originates in the 16th century when if you were bitten by a rabid dog, it was accepted medical practice to dress the would with the burnt hair of that dog as an antidote.

Amazingly this cure was recommended for dog bites for about 200 years before its effectiveness was doubted.

Where There’s Muck There’s Brass
We’ve all been told to roll our sleeves up and get to work.

Brass is a Yorkshire term for money and the phrase is linked with the grimy mining and manufacturing industries of the North which brought their owners vast wealth after the Industrial Revolution.

Spilling The Beans
To give away a secret or to tell all.

This phrase may have come from Ancient Greek voting practices where black and white beans were used to represent yes and no on the issue being voted on.

Each voter put one bean into a pot or helmet and the result was revealed by spilling out the beans.

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All this things you think about when in Yorkshire.

1 Yorkshire puddings
2 The words to and the are made jobless – 90% students
3 God’s Country – ikley moor bar tatt
4 Gravy – beverage
5 Horde Water In reservoirs
6 Not Lancashire – White vs Red
7 Castle hill – devil worship
8 Last of the summer wine – Holmfirth
9 Moors murderer – not good at sport
10 Canals – beautiful places to dump dead bodies
11 Yorkshire Tea
12 Bread Rolls / Bap / Cobb / Barm
13 Flat Caps and Farmers
14 The League of Gentlemen – Marsden
15 Textiles – Mills
16 Emmerdale – Northern Eastenders – Full of Dingles
17 Wensleydale – Walis and Gromit
18 Dales – Scenery
19 Cheap Beer and Food vs London
20 Friendly Willing To Chat On Transport
21 Rugby League vs Rugby Union
22 Pie and Peas
23 Parkin
24 Sheffield
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