Tinder and Grindr dating app could soon enable an OhMiBod SEX TOY feature to allow remote sex toy sex via the Tinder or Grindr aps. Tinder Sex Toy control would mean you can agree and give control to a willing Tinder user to fuck you via your phone! Tinder sex toy sex, tinder sikis, Grindr sex toy sex, Grindr sex toy control.
Ah, Tinder. A place for spraining your wrist through arduous swiping, sifting through uninspired opening lines, and – occasionally – actually meeting someone decent.
Each of our Tinder matches mean a lot to us.
They provide validation in the wide open desert that is our nonexistent dating lives. Relief from boredom when we go home over Christmas. A date, now and then.
But do we trust these people? Would we rely on them? Would we let them control our orgasms?
These are the big questions.
You see, sex toy company OhMiBod has just come up with a snazzy new way to make Tinder-ing and Grindr-ing a little more exciting.
They’ve invited dating apps to use their technology – which allows their sex toys to be controlled wirelessly by people in other locations – through their apps.
If Tinder were up for collaborating, here’s how things would go down: you’d be chatting with someone, then they’d be able to ask to ‘connect’ to your vibrator. If you say yes, they’d be able to link up and control your vibrator remotely.
Which is a pretty massive turn-on, tbh. Having someone you’re flirting with help you get off? That sounds delightful.
If they know what they’re doing, that is.
Of course, this sexy tech will only happen if dating apps agree to integrate OhMiBod’s wizardry with their apps.
Which might not happen, considering Tinder keeps trying to move away from their ‘hookup app’ reputation and cement themselves as a place to find love. Allowing people to give each other orgasms before they’ve gone on dates might not help them in that mission.
But regardless, the innovation begs one important question: would you trust your Tinder matches to get you off? Or would the possibility that they’d be truly awful vibrator-controllers put you off the idea entirely?
I would vote for trying it out, giving them a chance, then turning off the phone and full-on ghosting them if they do a bad job. If they can’t make it work with a vibrator, it’s not going to work with them.
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