Happy Birthday, Phoebe. Here are some life tips for you as you get older and learn to walk. Life Tips for a One year Old.
Today is your first birthday and this is a message for you…
1 – Today is the first of many years of free cake… enjoy this cake as it wont always be free and wont always be shaped like a caterpillar, a log cabin made out of chocolate fingers or some massive heart stopper made by mummy out of ferraro roche chocolate
2 – This year the world opens up many doors to you and you will soon be crawling, walking and running around like a loony…
3 – Remember to take this time to follow mummy everywhere… kitchen, bedroom, even the toilet… she will really love you for that
4 – Be artistic … mummy and daddy will love every scrap of paper you doodle on. They will pin it to the wall and even the fridge… and if they ever remove it that don’t love you no more and you should start drawing on the wallpaper and doors themselves to show them how disrespectful they’ve been…
5 – Its time to learn the words NO and WHY. These should be said over and over until mummy and daddy seem to die a little inside and finally give us and shout BECAUSE I SAID SO AND THAT’S HOW THE WORLD WORKS!!
6 – If Im awake everyone’s awake! – Just like you have been doing the last few months make sure everyone knows you are awake and you want to watch Peppa Pig or play with your toys!
7 – Peppa Pigs and Paw Patrol Marathons – Remember to pick one episode of the show you really love and DEMAND its played over and over and over and over and over until mummy starts muttering the words in her sleep while passed out on the toilet
8 – And finally have fun… play and make friends because you have many many years ahead of you and mummy wants to make an embarrassing photo album to show your guests at you 21st birthday….
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