Month: March 2015

Yoga Instructor Bar Mitzvah Boy Blow Job

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Yoga instructor gets drunk at bar mitzvah, gets kids to fondle her breasts and gives boy blowjob

It was a bar mitzvah to remember.

Yoga instructor Lindsey Radomski, 32, got completely trashed at the ceremony in Scottsdale, US, let a bunch of kids touch her boobs and gave one boy a blowjob, it has been alleged.

The Arizona woman faces abuse and sexual misconduct charges.

She reportedly flashed adult guests at the bar mitzvah before walking over to a pool and talking with boys aged 11 to 15.

Many of the guests had gone home or fallen asleep when Radomski allegedly got the boys to play with her breasts.

Sergeant Ben Hoster said: ‘It’s definitely an odd case. We’ve never seen a case like this before. You have an adult, and you have so many juveniles – we’re just concerned for the kids.’

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Science Cures ALL Hangovers || No More Hangovers

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The wine that won’t give you a hangover! Scientists discover that altering DNA of the yeast within the drink can reduce adverse effects

Wine-lovers may soon be able to indulge in their favourite drink without any adverse effects the next morning.

Scientists claim they have discovered the key to making hangover-free wine, by altering the DNA of yeast in the drink.

As well as reducing toxic by-products that cause the dreaded headaches and nausea of a hangover, the breakthrough could boost wine’s health benefits, the researchers said.

Professor Yong-Su Jin and his team at Illinois University used the enzyme nuclease as a ‘genome knife’ to snip DNA and precisely modify yeast strains used in fermentation.

They found that winemakers can clone the enzyme to enhance malolactic fermentation – a secondary process that makes wine smooth.

Improper malolactic fermentation generates the toxic byproducts thought to cause hangover symptoms, Professor Jin said.

The research, published in the journal Applied and Environmental Microbiology, also offers hope of improving the nutrition of foods made using fermentation, including beer, bread and pickles.

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50 Bad Chat Up Lines You Should NEVER Use

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Some chat up lines are bad, some chat up lines are cute, some chat up lines are harmless and some chat up lines should be ilegal…. here are a few bad chat up lines you should never use.

Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you!
Don’t be so picky…. I wasn’t!
I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?
I lost my virginity… can I have yours?
I may not be able to knock bottom, but I’ll scrape the shit out of the sides!
My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine
Do you need a napkin? Because you look DIRTY!!!
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.
What’s your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon!
Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?
Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?
Nice socks, can I try them on?
Blonde, James Blonde… Jr.
Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!
You’ve got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
Can I have directions?… to your heart?
Hi, are you legal? No, your to hot to be legal.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Nice socks, can I try them on?
Can I carry your books?
Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?
So I heard you got the hots for me!
Are you tired? cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day!
Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!
Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
Hey baby, got any cavities?
Are you a model?
If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Hey, I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hey honey, I got money!
My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?
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Leprechaun Porn 9325% Rise In St Paddy’s Day XXX Porn

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Leprichuan Porn 9325% Rise In St Paddy’s Day XXX Porn – There was a massive spike of people searching for ‘leprechaun porn’ on St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is seen the world over as a day to celebrate Irish culture, wear green and get hammered on Guinness.

However for some people this temporary love of all things Irish spread from their head to their… loins.

Pornhub have released figures of what sort of adult films people were searching for during St Patrick’s Day, which reveal searches for the word ‘leprechaun’ went up ‘9325 per cent compared to an average day’.

We don’t want to know how many searches their are for leprechaun porn on an ‘average day’, and frankly, we don’t wish to know.

Several other words and phrases saw a huge increase in searches on the day of Ireland’s patron saint.

‘Irish cougar’ and ‘Irish redhead’ both experienced search increases, as did ‘green hair’ bizarrely.

Horny porn lovers were even searching for videos with the words ‘St Patrick’ in the title – is that any way to honour a Saint?

Waking up with a blinding hangover and still covered with green body paint will put most people off Guinness for a good while today, and the same is apparently true of Irish themed pornography.

Pornhub say searches based on St Patrick’s day and Irish mythology dropped off soon after the day was over.

We dread to think what people are going to be searching for during the General Election.

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Semenette Ejaculating Dildo Sex Toy For Couples – This sex toy can help you get pregnant (and give you pleasure at the same time)

If you’re trying to have a baby and the thought of being artificially inseminated by a turkey baster doesn’t appeal, look no further.

There’s a new sex toy on the market which promises to make the whole process of home insemination sexy by giving you pleasure, too.

The Semenette, created by Stephanie Berman, is an ejaculating sex toy with pump-based technology, designed for lesbian couples trying to conceive a child of their own.

Berman – a reproductive health expert from Boston – created the toy after she and wife, Kiersten Marie, were left dismayed by the options available to them.

‘The only options other than going to a doctor’s office would be with a turkey baster or a needle-less syringe,’ the entrepreneur told Refinery29.

‘We started using those types of things and quickly realized it was as awful as it sounds. There is nothing romantic or sexy and fun about trying to impregnate your wife with a turkey baster!’

Berman’s invention proved successful and she and Marie welcomed a baby girl, Isabella, in 2014, leading to a surge in popularity of the $139.99 toy.

And it’s not just lesbian couples who are buying the invention. Men with erectile dysfunction and disabilities, and transgender people are also turning to the Semenette to help them start a family with their partners.

Having sold 500 toys, Berman is now working on the second generation Semenette, which will be available in a variety of colours, shapes and widths.

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Alan Partridge to replace Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear?

The petition has received close to 15,000 signatures in four days

Could Alan Partridge have what it takes to replace Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear?

One fan thinks so, and has started a petition to get the much-loved fictional character to front the show.

The change.org petition, “Hire Alan Partridge for Top Gear”, has received almost 15,000 signatures since Monday when it was set up by Lorn Macdonald.

The petition description states that Partridge has “a strong track record for broadcast presenting, from his relaxed professionalism on BBC chat show ‘Knowing Me Knowing You’ to his effortless banter on his talk shows at Radio Norwich”.

The petition says Partridge should be considered after his 'strong track record for broadcast presenting'

The petition says Partridge should be considered after his ‘strong track record for broadcast presenting’ It adds: “We believe this diversity of experience and his noted passion for cars puts Alan in great stead to take over as chief presenter after Clarkson’s successful tenure.

“Mr Partridge is both capable of retaining what has made the show great over the years and adding a new and vital reenergised flavour to the show. #HirePartridge.”

The petition is still somewhat shy of the 950,000 million people that have called for the BBC to reinstate Jeremy Clarkson, but it doesn’t seem to have discouraged Partridge fans.

After putting his name to the cause, fan Jonathan Sandford wrote: “The man who made Lexi the plural of Lexus is an automotive genius.”

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I’ve been thinking a lot recently…. yeah I know that can be dangerous. However, do you ever find yourself doing something and not sure why you do it? Ever wonder if you are alone in this madness?

FEAR NOT, we all do weird things and I am positive we share a few.

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Bad News — All Your Favourite ’90s Cartoons Just Became Drug Addicts

Well, this is a traumatizing one. If you hold your nostalgic ’90s cartoon characters dear, we suggest you avert your eyes before things get ugly.

Yup, we’re sorry to report, but all your favorite animated characters, the ones whose playful misadventures carried you through elementary school and beyond, have developed serious drug problems. At least in the vivid images below.

These scarring and awesomely foul artworks come courtesy of artist Paul Ribera, whose sick and twisted mind we can’t help but admire. In his visceral imaginings, the “Rugrats” gang is dropping acid, Dexter and his sister are doing meth and “The Powerpuff Girls” have molly on their tongues. An almost unrecognizable Johnny Bravo, who is snorting cocaine, takes our award for most terrifying.

Ribera explained the motivation behind his project in an email to The Huffington Post. “I grew up in the small town of Barstow, CA (or as my friends and I call it ‘Bat Country’),” he wrote. “My friends and I are fans of the movie ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ as well as the punkcore music scene and that stemmed my interest into the drug lifestyle. I, personally, have been interested in the effects of drugs and what it does to people and, unfortunately, in the town I live in, it’s a way of life.”

“These cartoons are what I (and pretty much all kids of the ’90s) used to watch and I thought… ‘Man, what if these people characters were from here?’ I was watching old reruns one day while I was drawing and I decided to go as dark as hell with it and let the popular images the world knows turn into what I’ve seen on a daily basis for the past twenty years,” he continued. Dark as hell, indeed; Ribera’s haunting depictions will leave a pit in your stomach while somehow making it impossible to look away. One thing is for certain: They’re the most convincing anti-drug images we’ve ever encountered.

“I want people to know what goes on in the boarded up house and how it’s not all Kim & Kanye and happy stadium proposals the media tends to give off,” Ribera said. “Life’s struggle is real and it’s in our own backyard and in this case, it’s in our cartoons.” See the addicted animations below and let us know your thoughts in the comments.

CORRECTION: A previous version of this article speculated that Dexter and DeeDee were snorting Cocaine. But our readers have pointed out that they are sitting in a meth lab and are therefore probably snorting meth. So there you go.

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Docs Perform First Successful Penis Transplant

A 21-year-old man who lost his penis after circumcision regains all function within four months of surgery.

Doctors and nurses who performed the surgery.

Doctors have performed the world’s first successful penis transplant.

The nine-hour operation by surgeons in Cape Town offers hope to high numbers of South African men who lose their penises due to complications with traditional circumcision.

Experts thought the unnamed 21-year-old patient – who had to have his penis amputated three years ago after circumcision – would take two years to regain all function.

However, it has taken just four months for this to occur – resulting in December’s operation being declared a success.

The surgery was five years in the planning at Stellenbosch University and Tygerberg Hospital.

It was led by Professor Andre van der Merwe, who said: “We are very surprised by his rapid recovery.

“It’s a massive breakthrough. We’ve proved that it can be done – we can give someone an organ that is just as good as the one that he had.

“There is a greater need in South Africa for this type of procedure than elsewhere in the world, as many young men lose their penises every year due to complications from traditional circumcision.”

The surgery has been attempted once before – but this is the first example of a successful long-term result.

Experts estimate as many as 250 penis amputations take place every year across South Africa.

“This is a very serious situation,” said Prof van der Merwe. “For a young man of 18 or 19 years, the loss of his penis can be deeply traumatic.

“He doesn’t necessarily have the psychological capability to process this. There are even reports of suicide among these young men.

“The heroes in all of this for me are the donor, and his family. They saved the lives of many people because they donated the heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, skin, corneas, and then the penis.”

The transplant followed the path laid by the first facial transplant.

“We used the same type of microscopic surgery to connect small blood vessels and nerves, and the psychological evaluation of patients was also similar,” said Prof van der Merwe.

The procedure could eventually be extended to men who have lost their penises from penile cancer or as a last-resort treatment for severe erectile dysfunction.

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“Sex Selfie Stick” Lets You Take Vagina Selfies, Just Like You’ve Always Wanted

When it comes to sexting, people with penises have it all too easy — as anyone who’s ever tried to hold a mirror up to their vagina in order to insert a tampon (or check for STIs, or whatever) can tell you, it’s incredibly difficult to maneuver visual devices down there, so I’d imagine getting a good picture of your undercarriage would be near impossible. But not anymore: the invention of the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator allows you to Facetime from inside your vagina, for when topless pics simply won’t cut it. Now you can get all up in your own business without having to contort your body into weird positions, or squat over the toilet with a hand mirror, because neither of those things are particularly fun or sexy.

The device basically looks like any other vibrator you might have, with the only differences being it has a camera attached to the end with lights surrounding it so you can take high-quality (and extremely intimate) photo fodder for sexts. You can take either pictures or videos, which can then be uploaded to your computer or smartphone. The vibrator also syncs with Facetime in case you want more face-to-face — er, vag — sexy times.

I’m going to go ahead and say that syncing pics of your privates to your phone or laptop sounds like a sex scandal waiting to happen, but hey, maybe I’m just paranoid. Although, admittedly, now I’m kind of curious to know how my vagina looks from the inside, so pros and cons, maybe?

And, I mean this could be a handy way for people to learn about their bodies in a safe and private way. As online vendor Lovehoney puts it:

Orgasms are an amazing display of passion and satisfaction, from muscle spasms and curling toes to clenched hands and heavy breathing, but have you ever wondered what happens inside the body during climax? The Svakom Gaga provides all the answers…

Yep, they got me, I officially want to know.

If the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator sounds like your next bedroom must-have, you can buy it online at Lovehoney for the low (?) price of £119.99 (approximately $184). It’s actually out of stock on their site until March 16, so it just goes to show you that there really is a market for vibrator/camera hybrids. Until then, I guess you’ll just have to settle for a flashlight and a self-timer? A regular selfie stick? Long and flexible arms? Whatever works for you, I guess.

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Legendary Fantasy Author Sir Terry Pratchett dies aged 66

UK fantasy author Terry Pratchett dies aged 66 after a long battle with Alzheimer’s disease, his publisher says

He sold over 85million books worldwide in 37 languages, and in 2011 announced his diagnosis with posterior cortical atrophy (PCA), a rare variant of Alzheimer’s disease primarily affecting vision.

The writer is best known for his satirical fantasy novels set in Discworld, a flat planet resting on the back of four elephants, themselves perched on the back of a vast turtle moving through space.

Fantasy author: Sir Terry Pratchett (pictured) has died aged 66 after a long battle with Alzheimer's disease

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Sir Terence David John “Terry” Pratchett, OBE (28 April 1948 – 12 March 2015)[1] was an English author of fantasy novels, especially comical works.[3] He is best known for his Discworld series of about 40 volumes. Pratchett’s first novel, The Carpet People, was published in 1971, and since his first Discworld novel (The Colour of Magic) was published in 1983, he wrote two books a year on average. His 2011 Discworld novel Snuff was at the time of its release the third-fastest-selling hardback adult-audience novel since records began in the UK, selling 55,000 copies in the first three days.[4]

Pratchett was the UK’s best-selling author of the 1990s,[5][6] and has sold over 85 million books worldwide in 37 languages.[7][8] He is currently the second most-read writer in the UK, and seventh most-read non-US author in the US.[9]

Pratchett was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) in 1998 and was knighted for services to literature in the 2009 New Year Honours.[10][11] In 2001 he won the annual Carnegie Medal for The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, the first Discworld book marketed for children.[12][13] He received the World Fantasy Award for Life Achievement in 2010.

In December 2007, Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer’s disease.[14] He later made a substantial public donation to the Alzheimer’s Research Trust,[15] and filmed a television programme chronicling his experiences with the disease for the BBC. Pratchett’s death at age 66 was announced by his publisher on 12 March 2015.[16]

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All this things you think about when in Yorkshire.

1 Yorkshire puddings
2 The words to and the are made jobless – 90% students
3 God’s Country – ikley moor bar tatt
4 Gravy – beverage
5 Horde Water In reservoirs
6 Not Lancashire – White vs Red
7 Castle hill – devil worship
8 Last of the summer wine – Holmfirth
9 Moors murderer – not good at sport
10 Canals – beautiful places to dump dead bodies
11 Yorkshire Tea
12 Bread Rolls / Bap / Cobb / Barm
13 Flat Caps and Farmers
14 The League of Gentlemen – Marsden
15 Textiles – Mills
16 Emmerdale – Northern Eastenders – Full of Dingles
17 Wensleydale – Walis and Gromit
18 Dales – Scenery
19 Cheap Beer and Food vs London
20 Friendly Willing To Chat On Transport
21 Rugby League vs Rugby Union
22 Pie and Peas
23 Parkin
24 Sheffield
25 Jean Luke Picard Is Dean Of Huddersfield Uni

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Jeremy Clarkson Punches Producer, 2-3 Top Gear Episodes Cancelled

TOP Gear host Jeremy Clarkson was suspended yesterday after allegedly punching a producer.

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The controversial television star was involved in the alleged bust-up with Oisin Tymon, said to have taken place after filming in Newcastle and over a lack of catering, according to reports.Yesterday he was said to have been suspended “following a fracas”.Speaking for the first time after the suspension, he told the Sun: “I’m having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.”

As thousands of people sign a petition to reinstate Clarkson, he joked around with his fellow presenters Richard Hammond and James May on Twitter.

Referring to the announced cancellation of this weekend’s show, May tweeted: “No Top Gear this weekend, apparently. How about 633 Squadron instead? @JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond”

To which Hammond replied:”No, surely, Last of the Summer Wine; no one will notice the difference. Job done. @MrJamesMay @JeremyClarkson”

Clarkson then replied: “No no no. Where Eagles Dare. Much better,” before saying: “I did some pretty good war documentaries. They could screen one of those.”

This comes as the BBC investigate reports that Clarkson allegedly aimed a punch at a male producer in an incident last week.

Just last month the Top Gear host posted a mystery tweet apparently calling for a “new presenter for Top Gear”.He tweeted: “Wanted: new presenter for Top Gear. Applicant should be old, badly dressed and pedantic but capable of getting to work on time.”His last tweets were on Sunday, when he wrote: “It’s an old skool Top Gear tonight. Nobody falls over and no-one is fired by canon into a hospital. I’d watch something else frankly.”

The Top Gear host was reportedly suspended for allegedly aiming a punch at a male producer last week, according to Radio Times.

The alleged incident was said to have been reported to the corporation yesterday.

It is believed that Clarkson, 54, was put on what was called his final warning last year.

It came following a racism row over claims he used the n-word while reciting the nursery rhyme Eeny, Meeny, Miny Moe during filming of Top Gear.

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NATIONAL –Clarkson returning home on the day the BBC announced his suspension

The presenter denied using racist language and said he was “horrified” that it could have sounded as though he did.Shortly after the incident, he wrote in his column in The Sun: “I’ve been told by the BBC that if I make one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time, I will be sacked.”Clarkson had previously been cleared by Ofcom of breaching the broadcasting code after he compared a car to a person with a growth on their face.He also faced protest from mental health charities after he branded people who throw themselves under trains as “selfish”.

In another incident, Clarkson made an apology after telling BBC1’s The One Show that striking workers should be shot.

Clarkson first started hosting Top Gear in 2002 alongside Richard Hammond and James May.

The hit series faced controversy last year when Clarkson and his co-hosts were hounded out of Argentina by outraging locals.

The controversy began after Clarkson was spotted driving a vehicle with the numberplate ‘H982 FKL’ – which some people suggested could refer to the Falklands conflict of 1982.

However, each episode of the two-part Christmas special attracted more than 10 million viewers last year.

Richard Hammond, James May and Jeremy Clarkson

GETTY –Richard Hammond, James May and Clarkson

The planned instalment of the popular car show will not be broadcast this Sunday, a spokeswoman for the BBC confirmed.The spokeswoman said: “Following a fracas with a BBC producer, Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended pending an investigation.”No one else has been suspended. Top Gear will not be broadcast this Sunday. The BBC will be making no further comment at this time.”

This Sunday’s episode was set to feature classic cars such as a Fiat 124 Spider, an MGB GT and a Peugeot 304 Cabriolet.

It was also set to star former football star Gary Lineker in the show’s traditional ‘star in a reasonably priced car’ challenge.

Lineker tweeted shortly after the announcement of Clarkson’s suspension, saying: “I don’t think I’m ever meant to appear on Top Gear!”

[UPDATED] Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear host, suspended by BBC

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Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC “following a fracas” with a producer.

The corporation said the 54-year-old presenter had been suspended “pending an investigation”.

“No one else has been suspended. Top Gear will not be broadcast this Sunday,” it said.

Clarkson was given what he called his “final warning” last May after claims he used a racist word while filming the popular BBC motoring show.

At the time, he said the BBC had told him he would be sacked if he made “one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time”.

The BBC gave no further details on the current incident involving Clarkson, and said it would not be making any further statements at this time.

Clarkson’s representatives have yet to reply to requests for a comment.

The presenter himself has remained silent, however last month he tweeted a post saying a “new presenter for Top Gear” was wanted.

“Applicant should be old, badly dressed and pedantic but capable of getting to work on time,” he said.

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This weekend’s episode of Top Gear was set to feature Clarkson – who has fronted the show since 2002 – along with regular co-hosts Richard Hammond and James May at a classic track day.

Former footballer and pundit Gary Lineker was also to appear as the “star in a reasonably priced car”.

Lineker has now tweeted, writing: “I don’t think I’m ever meant to appear on Top Gear!”

‘Strong character’

Former Top Gear presenter Chris Goffey told BBC Radio 5 live while discussions on the programme sometimes became heated when he worked on the show, “it must have been something fairly serious behind the scenes to warrant his immediate suspension.

“I can’t think what the hell’s gone on, but there you go. When you’ve got a very strong character who likes things his own way, if somebody stands up to him, there’s going to be a row.”

Clarkson has courted controversy on several occasions during his time hosting Top Gear.

Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond in the Top Gear Burma special
Top Gear was censured by Ofcom for using a “racial” term in its Burma special programme

The show’s executive producer, Andy Wilman, described last year as “an annus horribilis” for the programme.

It followed an incident in Argentina where the presenters and crew were forced to flee the country after trouble erupted over a number plate reading H982 FLK – which some suggested referred to the Falklands conflict of 1982.

Last year the show was also censured by Ofcom for breaching broadcasting rules after Clarkson used a derogatory word for Asian people during its Burma special programme.

TV critic Toby Earle: ‘He was on his final warning’

TV critic Toby Earle told the BBC he was not surprised at Clarkson’s suspension. “This incident is the one that’s really forced management to take action,” he said.

“Part of the show’s appeal, to many viewers, has been it’s sort of edginess and the fact that it’s rough around the edges – in some ways takes no prisoners.

“But of course there is a very delicate line to tread with that, and it has crossed that line I feel.”

But the TV Times’ Mary Evans said she did not think it was the end of the road for the presenter: “He is what he is, like him or loathe him.

“He knows who he is and he knows what he wants to say. Top Gear obviously existed before him, and it wasn’t the phenomenon that it is now. So obviously it has something to do with his personal charisma and his fanbase.

“I can’t see this will be it for Clarkson, I really can’t. But I think he’s probably slightly overdue a slap on the wrist,” she told the BBC.

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Top Gear controversies

With Clarkson at its head, Top Gear has been no stranger to controversy.

  • October 2014 – The show’s stars and crew had to abandon filming in Argentina amid angry protests over a car number plate that appears to refer to the Falklands War.
  • July 2014 – Ofcom ruled a Burma Special in which Jeremy Clarkson used a racial slur broke broadcasting rules. Clarkson had used the word “slope” as an Asian man crossed a newly built bridge over the River Kwai in Thailand.
  • May 2014 – The programme drew complaints when video footage leaked to the Daily Mirror appeared to show Jeremy Clarkson using a racist term while reciting the nursery rhyme Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe. The presenter later apologised for the incident – which was never broadcast – in a video statement where he “begged forgiveness”.
  • October 2012 – The BBC Trust ruled comments by Clarkson which likened the design of a camper van to people with facial disfigurements breached disability guidelines.
  • January 2012 – Indian diplomats complained about a 90-minute India special in which a car fitted with a toilet in its boot is described by Clarkson as “perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.”
  • February 2011 – The BBC apologised to Mexico after Clarkson and his co-hosts characterised Mexicans as “lazy” and “feckless”.

 

Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson Walk in Valentino Show to Announce Zoolander 2

Has there ever been a more fitting way to announce a sequel?!

After months of speculation, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller officially announced Zoolander 2 today—by making a surprise appearance and strutting their stuff in the Valentino runway show as part of Paris Fashion Week.

And as expected, they were really, really ridiculously good-looking.

The famous pals and co-stars took over the catwalk, hilariously stealing the spotlight from the bevy of gorgeous beauties while confirming that a follow-up to the 2001 comedy is indeed happening. They also posed backstage with Vogue‘s Anna Wintour.

Stiller, as Derek, wore a custom Night Butterflies brocade suit with hand-embroidered overcoat and black Creeper shoes. Wilson, as Hansel, modeled a Silk Continent print Pajama suit with Double Cashmere overcoat and Open sneakers.

Get excited, folks!

Back in December, Wilson opened up about the possibility of a sequel during an interview with Ellen DeGeneres. “Well, I don’t mean to be coy, but I know that there’s a script and Ben is considering it. So we’ll see,” he said before adding, “We have to do it.”

One month prior, Deadline reported that Penélope Cruz had signed on to star in the follow-up flick, joining original cast members Stiller, Wilson and Will Ferrell.

Zoolander 2 is expected to follow Derek Zoolander as he is forced to reinvent himself in the ever-changing world of male modeling. Jennifer Aniston‘s fiancé Justin Theroux penned the script, while Stiller will take a seat in the director’s chair once more.

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Talking about the sequel back in 2010, Stiller revealed that this instalment would focus on how much the modeling world has changed since Zoolander and his nemesis, Hansel (Wilson), fought for the catwalk.

“In the fashion world, if you go away for a year, it’s changed—it just happens so quickly,” he told MTV. “I think the idea in the beginning of the movie is that it’s 10 years later, and Derek and Hansel are literally forgotten. Nobody remembers who they are, so they have to reinvent themselves.”

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