Month: February 2014

The 9 Types Of Hangover featuring Owls!

CAUSE: 4-6 pints/glasses of wine
SYMPTOMS: mild nausea, mental and physical slowness

This garden-variety hangover is usually the result of a ‘quick one after work’ that went on a bit longer than you’d intended, without things actually getting ‘silly’. Like the common cold, it’s not debilitating, but it does make performing the simplest of tasks around 30% more difficult and annoying.

CAUSE: excessive consumption in the wrong environment
SYMPTOMS: paranoia, self-loathing

A hangover that means the first act of the day is usually chewing your own fist, this typically follows a work party, family do, or an encounter with an ex — any situation where you were supposed to meet a higher standard of behaviour than normal. You can’t quite remember what it was you said or did that was wrong, but the wrongness of it is nethertheless wedged inside you, rotting you from the inside out.

CAUSE: spirits, particularly vodka
SYMPTOMS: complete memory loss

The great paradox of hangovers, a total blackout can be seen as a blessing or a curse. With zero recollection of your night, it could be that you’ve been spared the memory of lecturing a bouncer about feminism while throwing up in your own shoe. On the other hand it could be that you’ve spent a fortune having tons of fun and meaningful conversations with your friends that now might as well have never happened. And you’ll never know which.

CAUSE: any one drink in excess (particularly Guinness)
SYMPTOMS: headache, vomiting, diarrhea

If you wake up with a physical, it means either your stomach, your head, or your bowels are bearing the brunt of your self-abuse — or all three, which can make trips to the toilet a bit like a game of Russian roulette. Of all the hangovers, this is the only one that can make it literally impossible to leave the house. Not that your boss — or anyone else — will have any sympathy.

CAUSE: not enough sleep
SYMPTOMS: excessive joy, followed by a terrible low

Sometimes you wake up after a heavy session and feel wonderful… So wonderful you’re knocking into things like a wind-up toy, chatting incessantly, and laughing to yourself in the street. Don’t be fooled. The buzz you feel is nothing more than still being drunk, and over the precipice of this false dawn awaits a hangover you’re going to experience, consciously, from the exact moment it begins.

CAUSE: excess, and having a rubbish time
SYMPTOMS: depression, pessimism, nihilism, taking a long, hard look at yourself

With most hangovers — however severe — you endure what they throw at you, knowing deep down you don’t really regret anything. Why else would you already be planning the next weekend? The existential crisis is different. On top of spending too much money and ruining the following day, you also failed to have any fun — making you question not just drinking itself but the shape and course of your entire existence. This is the hangover where you wonder if you have your priorities straight, if you’re somehow managing to f**k up (again) and whether actually, deep down, you’re just not a very good person — which, let’s face it — is probably why all your friends secretly dislike you. Enjoy.

CAUSE: lots of red wine or whisky
SYMPTOMS: extreme irritation, loss of patience, violent visions

Your slovenly flatmate, your chatty colleague, the old lady who brushed past you on the bus with insufficient grace: In the midst of ‘the rage’, all of these people and more deserve an almighty slap to the chops. But as with most angry, intolerant people, your flared nostrils and curt asides are really a sermon upon yourself: the idiot who thought it would be ‘cultured’ to open a bottle of Scotch at 2 a.m.

CAUSE: tequila, absinthe, Jagerbombs, anything brewed in a bath
SYMPTOMS: everything

Many people think they’ve experienced the apocalypse. In the course of a moderately bad hangover, there’ll certainly be a moment when you tell yourself you’re having one. But like falling in love or being kicked by a horse, when it happens, you really know about it, and suddenly all of your other hangovers are put into perspective. Generally incorporating at least three of the above — or in ultra-extreme cases, all the above — the apocalypse is only excusable if it’s your birthday, stag/hen do, or if the world is genuinely about to be obliterated by a meteorite.

CAUSE: unknown
SYMPTOMS: joy, peace, smugness

The hangover equivalent of finding a £20 note on the floor, ‘the pardon’ comes along but once or twice a year — if you’re lucky. Through a combination of chemical and psychological factors so intricate neither you nor a team of scientists could engineer it on purpose, you awake after a skinful and feel…fine. No headache, no anxiety, no problem. The only negative side effect of the pardon is that you feel an ingratiating need to boast about it to every person you meet for the rest of the day.

Photos via the glorious Hungover Owls.

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‘Severed heads’ found at restaurant ‘serving human flesh’

If you thought eating horse meat was bad, spare a thought for these diners.

Two freshly severed human heads wrapped in cellophane were reportedly discovered at a hotel restaurant which served human flesh, according to a Nigerian newspaper.

Police officers apparently made the grim discovery after receiving a tip-off about the eatery in the state of Anambra, Nigeria.

Authorities, who also seized two AK-47 guns and other weapons, said roasted human head was even on the menu, it has been reported.

A pastor, who is thought to have visited the restaurant, is quoted as saying: ‘I went to the hotel early this year, after eating, I was told that a lump of meat was being sold at N700, I was surprised.

‘So I did not know it was human meat that I ate at such expensive price.

‘What is this country turning into? Can you imagine people selling human flesh as meat.

‘Seriously I’m beginning to fear people in this part of the world. ‘

Another resident told the newspaper: ‘I always noticed funny movements in and out of the hotel. I was not surprised when the police made this discovery.’

The restaurant was shut down and 11 people were arrested following a police tip-off about the unusual menu items, according to tabloid the Osun Defender.

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50 First Dates is a 2004 American romantic comedy film directed by Peter Segal and written by George Wing. The film stars Adam Sandler as a woman-chasing veterinarian and Drew Barrymore as an amnesiac, along with Rob Schneider, Sean Astin, Lusia Strus, Blake Clark, and Dan Aykroyd.

Most of the film was shot on location in Oahu, Hawaii on the Windward side and the North Shore. Sandler and Barrymore won an MTV award. This is the second of their two films to date as costars, the first being The Wedding Singer.

The fictitious memory impairment suffered by Barrymore’s character, Goldfield’s Syndrome, is similar to short term memory loss and Anterograde amnesia.

Henry Roth is a veterinarian at Sea Life Park on the island of Oahu who has a reputation of womanizing female tourists. He shows no interest in committing to a serious relationship and his closest friends are Ula, a marijuana-smoking Islander; his assistant Alexa, whose sexuality and gender is unclear; and Willy, his pet African penguin.

One day Henry’s boat breaks down while he is sailing around Oahu. He goes to the Hukilau Café to wait for the coastguard. There, he sees a pretty young woman named Lucy Whitmore, who makes architectural art with her waffles. Henry assumes she is a local, which prevents him from introducing himself, but the next day he comes back. Lucy and he hit it off instantly and she asks him to meet her again tomorrow morning.
When Henry goes back to the café, Lucy shows no recollection of ever meeting him. The restaurant owner Sue (Amy Hill) explains to Henry that a year ago, Lucy and her father Marlin went up to the North Shore to pick a pineapple for his birthday. On the way back, they got into a serious car accident that left Lucy with Goldfield Syndrome, a type of anterograde amnesia. She wakes up every morning thinking it is Sunday, October 13 of the last year. To save her the heartbreak of reliving the accident everyday, Marlin and Doug, Lucy’s lisping steroid-addicted brother, relive Marlin’s birthday by doing numerous tasks, including putting out October 13’s newspaper, watching the same Vikings game, and refilling Lucy’s shampoo bottles.

Despite Sue’s warning, Henry decides to try and get Lucy to have breakfast with him. Eventually he does, but it ends poorly when Henry accidentally hurts Lucy’s feelings. He follows her home to apologize where Marlin and Doug instruct Henry to leave Lucy alone. Henry begins concocting ways to run into Lucy through the following days such as pretending to have car trouble, creating a fake road block and by having Ula beat him up. Eventually, Marlin and Doug figure this out due to Lucy singing The Beach Boys “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” on the days when she meets Henry.

One day, as Henry is about to sit with Lucy at breakfast, she notices a police officer writing her a ticket for her expired plates. Lucy attempts to argue that they are not yet expired, and takes a newspaper to prove herself, but sees that the date on all the newspapers is not October as she thought, and Marlin and Doug are forced to admit their ruse when she confronts them.

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Creepy Kissing Practice Pillow?

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Now you can perfect your kissing technique with this creepy pillow

If you’ve been out of the dating game for a while then this new (slightly very creepy) pillow could come in handy.

The Make-Out Practice Pillow arrives just in time for Valentine’s Day and could be the solution for anyone looking to perfect their kissing technique.

Florida designer Emily King said the pillows, which come with the lips of a CPR dummy sewn into the centre, could be beneficial for both lonely hearts and inexperienced kissers.

‘As we neared closer to Valentine’s Day I knew the time had come — pillows you could make-out with,’ explained the 26-year-old creator.

‘But I have to admit that when I mentioned this idea to my friends, the reaction from anyone over the age of 25 tended to be variations on “that’s really creepy”.

‘Anyone under the age of 25 thought it was hilarious and awesome: middle-school to college-age seemed to be the sweet spot of people who really liked the idea.

‘I thought it was pretty hilarious myself until I actually made the things. They are super creepy. But I sort of love them for that.’

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Ragnarök – Viking calendar predicts the world will end Saturday

The ragnar will be röking on Saturday when, according to some, the Viking calendar predicts the end of the world.

Nordic folklore has it that after three freezing winters, when there have been no summers in between, the world will come to an end.

The past two summers have been cold and wet, so declaring that Ragnarök (otherwise known as the Twilight of the Gods) is upon us is a subjective call.

But it’s one some folks in York, England, are willing to make. There, the Jorvik Viking Center is holding its annual Viking Festival. And wouldn’t you know it, the world’s going to end the last day of the festival.

There’s even a countdown on its website, so you’ll know how much more time there is to pillage and destroy civilization before we all die.

According to the festival’s director, Danielle Daglan, “this really is an event that should not be underestimated. In the last couple of years, we’ve had predictions of the Mayan apocalypse, which passed without incident, and numerous other dates where the end of the world has been penciled in by seers, fortune tellers and visionaries.”

However, Daglan was certain that the god Heimdallr blew the Gjallerhorn (a mystical horn that predicts the coming of the end of the world) last year.

Heimdallr is the guardian of the Bifrost, the rainbow bridge that connects the world of the gods and the world of men.

“The sound of the horn is possibly the best indicator yet that the Viking version of the end of the world really will happen on 22 February,” Daglan said.

The world ends with a bang, not a whimper, in Norse mythology. There will be an epic battle between the gods, in this case Odin, the Allfather of the gods, along with other major gods including Thor, the god of thunder, Freja, the goddess of love, and Loki, the trickster god.

At the end of the battle, the entire world will sink beneath the waves and all humans will die — except for two, according to folklore.

Those, Liv and Livtrasir, (Life and Lust) will come up from the underworld to repopulate the world.

News that the world was ending Saturday had not gotten to Dagens Nyheter, Sweden’s largest newspaper. Reached at his desk in Stockholm on Thursday, editor Mats Larsson said he hadn’t heard anything about it.

“I’ll have to change my vacation plans, because I was going skiing on Saturday,” he said.

The newspaper has been busy covering the Olympics, “so perhaps we missed it,” Larsson said.

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Stardust is a 2007 British romantic fantasy film from Paramount Pictures, directed by Matthew Vaughn. The film is based on Neil Gaiman’s novel of the same name and stars an ensemble cast including Charlie Cox, Ben Barnes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Claire Danes, Sienna Miller, Mark Strong, Jason Flemyng, Rupert Everett, Ricky Gervais, David Walliams, Nathaniel Parker, Peter O’Toole, David Kelly, Robert De Niro, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Mark Heap and Henry Cavill. Narration is by Ian McKellen.
In 2008, it won the Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form

The English village of Wall lies near a stone wall that is the border with the magical kingdom of Stormhold. A guard is constantly posted at a break in the wall to prevent anyone from crossing. At the beginning of the story, Dunstan Thorn crosses over the wall and into the Wall Market. There, he meets an enslaved princess named Una, who offers him a glass snowdrop in exchange for a kiss. Nine months later, the Wall Guard delivers a baby to Dunstan, saying his name is Tristan.

Eighteen years later, in the royal palace of Stormhold, the king is on his deathbed. He throws a ruby into the sky, decreeing that the first of his fratricidal sons to recover it will be the new king. The gem collides with a star, and they fall together and land elsewhere in Stormhold. Most of his sons have already been killed off by the others. The king’s two remaining sons, Primus and Septimus independently search for the gem.

In Wall, Tristan Thorn sees the star fall behind the wall, and vows to retrieve it for the object of his infatuation, Victoria, in return for her hand in marriage. His father reveals to him that his mother is from the other side of the wall, and gives him a Babylon candle that she had left for him, which instantly transports the user to any desired location. Tristan lights it and is transported to the fallen star, a beautiful woman named Yvaine. He promptly chains her to take her home to Victoria.

Three ancient witches in Stormhold also learn of the fallen star and resolve to find her, intending to eat her heart to recover their youth and replenish their magical power. The leader of the witches, Lamia, consumes the remains of the heart they had cut from a star that had fallen centuries before and was captured by the witches. Regaining temporary youth, Lamia hunts down Yvaine and sets a trap for her, magically conjuring an inn in the countryside.

Yvaine is weary and unaccustomed to daytime travel, so Tristan chains her to a tree and promises to return with food. In his absence, a unicorn frees Yvaine, then unwittingly takes her to Lamia’s inn. Tristan discovers Yvaine gone and lies down to rest. The stars whisper to Tristan, warning of Yvaine’s danger and begging him to save her as the last star who fell was murdered by the three witches and her heart eaten; instructing him to get on a passing stagecoach, which happens to be Primus’.

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Faces In Food – Dog Faced Muffin For Sale

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Teen discovers blueberry muffin that looks just like her pet Chihuahua — and tries to sell it

A teenage girl had to do a double take after she bought a blueberry muffin that was the spitting image of her pet dog — and is now trying to sell it on.

While it might sound like one of Ross Noble’s comedy sketches, 14-year-old Kaelin Bell really did find a face in her muffin.

The California girl was about to bite into her sweet snack when she noticed the uncanny resemblance to her Chihuahua, Chico.

So it wasn’t a surprise that she lost her appetite.

‘I couldn’t eat it,’ she said. ‘So we froze it in a plastic bag. My dad is wondering if we’ll be able to sell it, but, so far, no one has offered to buy it.’

While it hasn’t attracted potential buyers yet, the dog-face-muffin has become an internet hit after she posted pictures of the bizarre coincidence on her Tumblr blog.

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Knitting With Human Hair = Serial Killer? #HairKnitting

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Chinese Woman Spends 11 Years Knitting Her Husband a Coat and Hat Out of Her Own Hair

Chinese Woman Spends 11 Years Knitting Her Husband a Coat and Hat Out of Her Own Hair

Xiang Renxian, a 60-year-old retired schoolteacher from Chongqing, China, has spent the last 11 years weaving a coat and a hat out of her own hair for her husband. She had started collecting strands of her hair as they naturally fell out since she was 34.

“Throughout my youth I was always famous for my wonderful long hair, and as I grew older I realized that, just like my looks, my hair was losing its luster,” she said. “Many people envied my long, shiny black hair so I wanted to keep them, even the dropped threads.”

For a long time, Xiang just collected her hair but had no idea what to do with it. It was only in 2003 that she decided to weave it into clothing. “I wanted to find a way to preserve that, and came up with the idea of using it to create something for my husband. It took a while to perfect the techniques, it was only when I was 49 that I started to work on this project. Once I got into the technique that I developed, it was actually not difficult to do, you just need patience and I knew that I had the time.”

The coat was Xiang’s first project, for which she used 15 pieces of hair as one strand of standard wool. She began in 2003 and managed to finish the main body only by 2008. Later, she started weaving the hat, with 20 pieces of hair per strand. This she completed in 2011. “It takes great patience as the weaving work could only be done a bit each day due to the scarcity of hair,” she said.

When the weaving was complete, she felt that the coat needed a bit of a finishing touch. So she decided to weave her name and the date of completion on to the cuffs in white. She had to wait until the end of last year to collect enough grey hair for her signature.

Apart from weaving, Xiang also counts the number of hairs she collects. “Over 11 years, I counted all the hairs that I collected and used on the coat so I know that I used 116,058, with the coat weighing 382.3g and the hat weighing 119.5g,” she said.

Even though the garments are meant as gifts for her husband, Xiang does not reveal his reaction. In fact, all the pictures show her posing in the black coat and hat; he is nowhere to be seen. Well, maybe he’s just camera shy. “Whatever happens to my hair in the future, I now know that this will always be there as a reminder of my youth and the many good memories my husband and I shared at the time,” Xiang said

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40 Year Old Virgin Full Movie Review #HairyMovieClub

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The 40-Year-Old Virgin is a 2005 American romantic comedy film written, produced and directed by Judd Apatow, about a middle-aged man’s journey to finally have sex. It was co-written by its star, Steve Carell, though it features a great deal of improvised dialogue.

Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell) is the eponymous 40-year-old virgin who is involuntarily celibate. He lives alone, and is somewhat childlike and collects action figures, plays video games, and his social life seems to consist of watching Survivor with his elderly neighbors. He works in the stockroom at an electronics store called SmartTech. When a friend drops out of a poker game, Andy’s co-workers David (Paul Rudd), Cal (Seth Rogen), and Jay (Romany Malco) reluctantly invite Andy to join them. At the game (which he wins, due to playing online poker constantly), when conversation turns to past sexual exploits, Andy desperately makes up a story, but when he compares the feel of a woman’s breast to a “bag of sand”, he is forced to admit his virginity.
Feeling sorry for him (but also generally mocking him), the group resolves to help Andy lose his virginity. Throughout the next several days, the gang’s efforts prove to be unsuccessful, partly because all three men give Andy different and sometimes contradictory advice. They take him to have his chest waxed. Cal advises Andy to simply ask questions when talking to women, which makes Andy seem mysterious. His advice proves to be the most helpful, when Beth (Elizabeth Banks), a bookstore clerk, takes a liking to Andy. Andy starts to open up, and begins to form true friendships with his co-workers. David continues to obsess over his ex-girlfriend, Amy (Mindy Kaling).

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Flappy Bird RIP | Flappy Bird Fails To Cheat Death With Its High Score

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Flappy Bird creator takes down madly popular game as he had threatened
Mystery surrounds exact motives of Nguyen Ha Dong in removing his game, but he says it is not for legal reasons

The developer of Flappy Bird, the former most popular free mobile game on Apple and Android devices, has taken the game down as he announced he would do earlier in the weekend.

The game is no longer available to download. but users can still play the game if they already downloaded it to their devices.

Nguyen Ha Dong, a Hanoi-based game developer, announced the grounding of the addictive game in a tweet on Saturday in which he also apologised to Flappy Bird players.

“Twenty-two hours from now, I will take Flappy Bird down,” Dong said, adding “it is not anything related to legal issues.

“I cannot take this any more,” he wrote.

Flappy Bird caused a sensation after rising from obscurity to become one of the most downloaded mobile games on both Apple and Google’s online stores.

Users have to steer a bird between green pipes. The Android version has been downloaded up to 50m times and attracted more than half a million reviews.

Many people have been questioning Dong on Twitter about his decision to take down the game as only a day earlier he had been talking about developing the game for Microsoft’s Windows phones.

Dong could not be reached for comment. He turned his phone off after cancelling an interview with Reuters on Thursday and not finalising arrangements for one on Friday.

Unlike other successful game makers such as Rovio Entertainment, which produced the hugely popular Angry Birds game and has hundreds of programmers, Dong made Flappy Bird by himself in a few nights, he said on Twitter earlier.

The game, which he said was inspired by Nintendo’s Mario Bros, had been earning on average $50,000 a day from advertising, Dong said in a media interview.

Two friends of Dong said Nintendo had sent him a warning letter, but the Japanese game maker said it was not considering a lawsuit.

“It sounds very much like a rumour and if it is, we certainly can’t comment on that,” Nintendo’s media representative told Reuters on Friday.

One gaming company manager said Dong’s decision to take down the game was wise.

“Dong is taking one step back to avoid legal risk because it’s too difficult to deal with legal issues himself if it happens,” said Duy Doan, a senior manager at VTC Online, one of Vietnam’s leading game companies.

Dong said earlier that he was not looking for any investors and would not sell the game. One expert said investors would not be interested.

“Flappy Bird is not to the taste of many game investors because it’s just hit-based which will bring very uncertain cash flow and no recurring,” said Nguyen Hieu Linh, investment manager at the Japanese CyberAgent Ventures.

“I doubt he needs to fund raise as he’s already earned a certain amount of money and he doesn’t need more help to make this kind of mini game,” Linh added.

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Stop Dressing Up Your Pets and Get A Real Dog!!! | Pet Cosplay

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Stop Dressing Up Your Pets and Get A Real Dog!!!

I dont understand why people do it but a lot of weirdos dress up their cats, dogs, rabbits and pretty much any pet as fair game. Why dress up your dog? Why dress up your cats? I think there is something seriously wrong that dresses up their pets.

The internet is awash with dogs dressed up as super heros, or food or random things but the poor moggy isn’t safe either!! Many people dress up their cats and kittens to the same degree of loonacy! WHY?!

Time to stop this pet dressing madness!! Stop Dressing Up Your Pets!

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Magic Bra Only Opens For True Love | True Love Bra Tester

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If you thought technology couldn’t get any more bizarre, hold your horses. There’s a bra out there that will get open ‘only if you are in true love.’ Japanese Lingerie Company Ravijour has introduced a high-tech lingerie that comes undone only when you reach a true lover’s state. Billed as ‘True Love Tester’ bra, this has sensors embedded inside which are connected to a smartphone app via Bluetooth that detect a particular heart rate.

“It would only open when in-built sensors sense the user’s pulse rate reaching the ‘True Love Rate’,” said a report on ITMedia, a Japanese website. How does it function? The sensors detect a woman’s heart beat increase caused by ‘adrenal medulla’ – part of the adrenal gland. The adrenal medulla secretes catechlomine, which affects the automatic nerve, and apparently increases the heart rate. The sensors then study the heart signal and dispatch it to the app for examination. The app then calculates the ‘True Love Rate’ based on the heart rate changes. When the ‘True Love Rate’ exceeds a certain level, the bra unhooks automatically, the report added. The magic bra would not automatically unhook itself while exercising or walking. The sensors have the ability to differentiate between heart beat rise owing to exercise and being in love, the report added.

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Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves Full Movie Review #HairyMovieClub #Blogger

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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is a 1991 adventure film directed by Kevin Reynolds. The film stars Kevin Costner as the eponymous Robin Hood, Morgan Freeman as Azeem, Christian Slater as Will Scarlet, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio as Maid Marian of Dubois, and Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Robin of Locksley (Costner), an English nobleman who joined King Richard “The Lionheart” in the Third Crusade, is imprisoned in Jerusalem along with his comrade Peter. Robin escapes, saving the life of a Moor named Azeem (Freeman) in the process, but Peter dies while escaping and has Robin swear to protect his sister Marian (Mastrantonio). Robin returns to England with Azeem, who has vowed to accompany him until the debt of saving his life is repaid.
In England, with King Richard still away, the cruel Sheriff of Nottingham (Rickman) rules over the land, aided by his cousin Guy of Gisbourne (Michael Wincott), along with the witch Mortianna (Geraldine McEwan) and the corrupt Bishop of Hereford (Harold Innocent). At Locksley Castle, Robin’s father (Brian Blessed) is killed by the Sheriff’s men after refusing to join them.
Robin returns to England to find his father dead, his home in ruins, and the Sheriff and his men oppressing the people. While fleeing the Sheriff’s forces, Robin and Azeem encounter a band of outlaws hiding in Sherwood Forest, led by Little John (Nick Brimble). Among the band is Will Scarlet (Slater), who holds a belligerent grudge against Robin and does not hesitate to show Robin his true feelings. Robin ultimately assumes command of the group, encourages his men to fight against Nottingham, and trains them to defend themselves. They rob English soldiers and convoys that pass through the forest, then distribute the stolen wealth among the poor. One of their early targets is Friar Tuck (Mike McShane), who subsequently joins these Merry Men, and Marian also begins to sympathize with the band and renders Robin any aid she can muster. Robin’s successes infuriate the Sheriff, who increases the maltreatment of the people, resulting in more support for Robin Hood.
Hiring Celtic warriors from Scotland to bolster his forces, the Sheriff manages to locate the outlaws’ hideout and launches an attack, destroying the forest refuge. He confines Marian when she tries to summon help from France. In order to consolidate his claim to the throne, the Sheriff proposes to Marian (who is Richard’s cousin), claiming that if she accepts, he will spare the lives of the captured outlaws. Nevertheless, several of the rebels are due to be executed by hanging as part of the wedding celebration. Among the captured is Will Scarlet, whom seemingly makes a deal with the Sheriff to find and kill Robin in order to be set free.

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Gay Cat Evicted For Being Gay

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Gay Cat Evicted For Being Gay – Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

A woman has reportedly thrown her pet cat out on the streets for being gay.

In a bizarre tale which has gripped the town of Lafia, a seven-year-old moggy named Bull has been cast out for apparently having homosexual tendencies.

The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in ‘unnatural sexual behaviour’ and has been making advances to other male cats in the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the behaviour ‘disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature’.

Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: ‘Anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.’

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Full Movie Review #SFMC #SFMCBarrels #BonusVideo

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Full Movie Review #SFMC #SFMCBarrels

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is a 1998 British crime comedy thriller film written and directed by Guy Ritchie. The story is a heist film involving a self-confident young card sharp who loses £500,000 to a powerful crime lord in a rigged game of three card brag. In order to pay off his debts, he and his friends decide to rob a small-time gang who happen to be operating out of the flat next door. The film brought Guy Ritchie international acclaim and introduced actors Vinnie Jones, a former Wales international footballer, and Jason Statham, a former diver, to worldwide audiences.
A television series, Lock, Stock…, followed in 2000, running for seven episodes including the pilot.

Long-time friends Bacon, Eddy, Tom, and Soap put together £100,000 so that Eddy, a genius card sharp, can buy into one of Harry “The Hatchet” Lonsdale’s weekly high-stakes three card brag games. Harry learns about Eddy from his trusted bodyguard Barry “the Baptist”, and rigs the game so that Eddy loses not only his £100,000 buy-in, but an additional £400,000 that Harry bullied him into borrowing to play out the biggest pot of the night. Harry demands repayment within a week, and pulls Eddy’s father’s bar into the deal as an alternative.
After several days with no luck acquiring the funds, Eddy returns home and overhears his neighbours, a gang of thieves led by a man named Dog, planning a heist on some marijuana growers supposedly loaded with cash and drugs. Eddy relays this information to the group, intending for them to rob the neighbours as they come back from their heist. They install taping equipment to monitor the neighbours, and Tom acquires a pair of antique shotguns from a black market dealer, known as Nick “the Greek”, who also strikes a deal with Rory Breaker, a sociopathic gangster, to buy the stolen drugs. Nick had purchased the guns from a pair of bungling small-time criminals, Gary and Dean, who had stolen them from a bankrupt lord as part of a job for Harry, not realizing that of the entire stolen firearms collection, his only desire was the two antique shotguns. After learning the guns had been sold, an enraged Barry threatens the two into getting them back.

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